Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Notherners VS SouthernersIts the fight we have all been waiting for!
What would happen if the north of Britain was at war with the south?
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Shops for geeks?Geeks need shopping too!
Where do they go? What do they buy when they get there?
I have taken a photo of a local shop especially for the geeks among us just to show you what kind of shops geeks go to (and also to show you my l33t photoshop skillz!!!
i74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/farseerkyladras/poundlandcopy.jpg
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Residual Self ImageHow would people see themselves if they were projected into the Matrix. Would Paul Daniels see himself as David Copperfield? Would Ronnie Corbett see humself as funny? Go for it!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30,
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ZoophiliaWe all love animals. Show us what happens when it goes too far.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:19,
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My object all sublimeShow how you would let the punishment fit the crime. Demonstrate appropriate punishments for modern day misdemeanours. All together now: 'a source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment'
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 22:51,
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Do a Self Portrait......in the style of a famous artist, or famous piece of art.
Failing that, just shop your own face onto 'The Laughing Cavalier', or something.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:07,
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Food CrisisThere's a global food crisis going on. How can Photoshop help?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:27,
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Famous Tart CardsTake a famous person, and fire up photoshop to show us how they would advertise their wares in a seedy telephone box ad.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:24,
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winnipeg.that should cut down on the movie posters and music rehashes.
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 6:42,
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A life without b3taeveryone is experienced by now. Let's roll!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:32,
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the 11th commandmentso imagine god had given moses 11 commandments, but it was left out for some reason(probably because it meant no kinky sex), what was that 11th commandment?
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What really happened at Teh Planet?What actually caused B3ta go offline?
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:39,
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Taking street names literallyPudding Lane, The Strand, Coldharbour Lane, Queensway etc.
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If the internet disappeared...Keeping with current events, if one day the internet suddenly vanished, what would happen to the world?
You'd have all those web developers suddenly out of work...what would they do?
You'd have all those WoW players distraught...how would you handle it?
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:33,
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the great fire of b3tasurvival techniques and similar, be prepared.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:13,
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Another one word Challengeit'll make a nice change from the toap/movie poster/celebrity challenges you're so fucking fond of
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:36,
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Kids tv/fluffy characters as hidden indigenous tribestake a picture of the clangers.
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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:48,
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Photoshop Australia, the lucky countrySo all the Aussies on /board can:
"Paaaaaahta-shop 'STRAYA!! Stick it up those soap-dodgin bastaaards and show 'em how good we raaaly aaaaaaaaaah!"
While all the rest can turn us into the thieving, annoying, hard swearing convicts we really are.
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Inspired by Haku's post;www.b3ta.com/board/8421157
WHAT IF HUMANS WERE PETS?
That's it.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:27,
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Take it Away, Boys.Really, take it away. Take away one invention and show us the world without it. Simple.
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"fuck the image challenge,i'll shop something vaguely similar and post it anyway"
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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:06,
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Break the rules.Go on. Fuck with B3ta in the most original and amusing way you can.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:01,
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Extra bits and bobsThe human animal is a very well developed thing, but what if we had an extra arm, a prehensile tail or a spare mouth in an armpit. What would it look like and more importantly what would you do with it?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12,
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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:37,
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Tesco Value Meme'sEmpty Liddles Shelves it would...
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What if René Magritte used Photoshop?RenĂ© Magritte became famous for his paintings juxtaposing ordinary objects in unusual contexts. Had he still been alive today, he'd almost certainly be using Photoshop. Show us what he'd get up to if he were alive today.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:16,
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Papal PapA recent visit to Rome showed up a startling lack of imagination in tourist merchandising: Let's see some gift ideas you'd really want to bring back for your family.
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