My local IMAX isn't making any money,
it's because they're thick as a brick turd.
Pitch us some new Fantastic Cinema Experiences to boost the revenue and make the most of IMAX!
E.g.

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Inappropriate product placement
Movies and TV shows all feature product placement these days, but what would happen if the wrong company sponsored the wrong film/programme.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:08, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

New events for the 2012 Olympics
I've heard tell, anecdotally as it were, on the grape vine (I haven't been speaking with the IOC if that's what you think - FUCK OFF!), that a host nation can propose new events for their Olympics thus enhancing the roster of events which can take place at the Olympics and make it less boring (Ladies Beach Volleyball being a case in point).

What new events should be London put forwards for the 2012 Olympics, my suggestions are soggy biscuit and the truffle shuffle.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Underwear Brands & Adverts

I loved the BK underwear pic.
If companies made underwear or underwear ads that didn't make it
(Grim Repairer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Star Wars
We've had Star Trek, but no Star Wars!
( gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:58, Reply)

'Do I need to buy a hat?'
There's lots of talk about B3ta dating on QotW this week. If there was to be a B3ta wedding, and we all had to do a Cilla, what would your hat be like?
(G-Lo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)

Ideal people for the job
Some people are just made to carry out certain tasks.



Give us your ideas of who's best for what job.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, Reply)

victorian sci-fi. you know you can think of something good.

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

B3ta sports.
if b3ta had an official sport what would it be
( arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Ads from the past
We had the future one a couple of weeks back

What about if new products of today were advertised using the techniques of the 'golden age' of advertising
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, Reply)

A bit like 'Be Kind, Rewind'
but you have to remake the film posters using homemade things instead. Maybe for album covers too.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:18, Reply)

Invent a new Colour
Title says it all: how about Livingstone Crimson, KKK Ivory, or Glans Vermillion? Bonus points for providing the HTML colour code.


( bnt what, me worry?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:22, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

So, if the Doctor really is regenerating
who could play the 11th Doctor?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, Reply)

The little gecko was unaware of the approaching...
GECKOs are too cute for their own good, exploit their perfect innocence.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Make Sci-Fi retro
Steampunk Star Wars, Renaissance Robocop, Art Deco Daleks and everything sci-fi in between. Open up photoshop and show us the fantastical future, yesterday.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:36, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Amy Winehouse memorial
Seriously... she is gonna kick it... just a matter of when. I suggest a image comp for an Amy Winehouse Memorial...

Perhaps a Beehive fountain, made from 545 pieces of Cornish granite - each shaped by the latest computer-controlled machinery and pieced together using traditional skills.
(acidhorse, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:18, Reply)

following on from extending album covers
what about extending famous film scenes. not fucking film posters. film scenes. show what is happening out of shot/in the next room.. etc
( connor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 8:32, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Mugabe
I think it's time we all had a go at Robert Mugabe.
(Unemployable : Still Unemployed, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:24, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The moment just before it all goes wrong...
for example, this thread:

b3ta.com/board/8508171

It would require thought, talent and not be too toapy. And bloody funny.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

i still like this

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Alternate Shatner
What William Shatner would have been in a parallel universe without Star Trek.
(Chamone2, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Show the building or place you would like to live or work in made up of bits from other things.
Err.... same as the subject line. That's it. Move along now folks, nothing more to see here.
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 1:23, Reply)

17
nothing is better than 17. Photoshop and animate this in all it's scientific and logical glory.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:06, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Make the worst out of a normal situation.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:09, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Epic Sandwiches
Design the best looking sandwiches in the world either hand made or shopped its all good as long as they look good enough to eat
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:06, Reply)

Rejected Television Pilots
"Inner City Sumo, Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank, Monkey Tennis?"

Television has already got enough bizarre stuff on it already, why not reach into your mind and pull out whatever festering thought resembles the stuff which never makes it. Maybe it's a drama series about five men living in Keith Chegwin's nostril, perhaps a version of Skins set in the Napoleonic war.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:57, Reply)

I wish it could be christmas everyday
its the start of summer and it's exactly 6 months to christmas and all the presents and the eating too much. What do you think it would be like if it were christmas everyday?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:45, Reply)

GAFFNEY Vs. BLACKWOOD
WHO IS BRITAINS MORE PATHETIC Z-LISTER?
YOU DECIDE!


( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:34, Reply)

Photoshop other B3tans you've never met
and imagine how they might look based on their username
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, Reply)

FIST YOUR GRANDMOTHERS
right now
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:18, Reply)