Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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An article in the newsletter read,"If we still ran image challenges based upon us dweebs picking a source picture, we'd choose these, and YOU'D MAKE IT ROCK," with reference to this.
FUCKING DO IT THEN.
Further support for this can be found when you bunch of dictators decided to overthrow the vote for Seamshorses and have a re-count.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 19:56,
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16 years ago)
Drawings in the style of JollyJackEither new drawing in his style, or his drawings with added extras:
- Add more tits to the squirrels
- Less clothes
- Coloured
- What else can you see in the picture?
- etc
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:22,
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PostcardsIt's holiday time, so why not make a postcard for a place you love . . . . . or hate. Here's an example of a real postcard from Vegas, surely b3tards can do better than this?
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Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 0:02,
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Tattoo'sWe've all seen them good & bad alike. Get out photoshop and show us your best & worst tattoo's
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:39,
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Inappropriate Sponsors
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 20:50,
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16 years ago)
The Other FilmWhat incredible secrets were shared with members of the opposite sex while you stayed behind for yet another tedious lecture about road safety?
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 10:28,
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Fluffy Small Screen ActionKittens in "24"? Puppies in "Heroes" (and I'm not on about the cheerleader either)? How would teh fluffeh improve your telly?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27,
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Tate Modern Exhibitscan parody be more ridiculous than the reality of the things displayed at Tate Modern?
can b3ta beat a giant crack in the floor, or people running around the corridors?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:48,
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b3ta goes greene.g.
new means of transport
new houses
clothing
food sources
fuel sources
etc.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:06,
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101 uses for a Gordon Browna bit Brit-centric, but given the man's never-ending woes, this might be our last chance to digi-mock while he's still relevant.
On seconds thoughts, this could end up being a series of Gordon faces slapped onto other peoples' bodies.
Boo! rubbish suggestion.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:14,
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Do something with a Walrus Man pictureColouring in Walrus Man's drawings has become a staple source of entertainment for the denizens of /board. His wonderful universe of strange entities in line-drawn lands are an inspiration to many. See here:
www.b3ta.com/search/board/30358/pic
Let the board take his surreal art to a new level, using whatever techniques necessary to bring his magical world to all.
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spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:54,
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the differences between black people and white peopleor. photoshop the prophet muhammed. or make fun of disabilities.
i think we need a controversial challenge.
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connor, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 9:00,
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How are humans going to evolve in the future?(If you believe that sort of thing)
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 20:45,
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what if everything just went batshit crazy for no reason at all(
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:36,
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latest was 16 years ago)
The new Orange adverts"I am my sister, friends, teachers...Iron Man, Dr Colossus, Serious Cat".
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Countryfile!Even the name sounds wrong. The countryside needs a shoeing.
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but.. it was the old janitor all along!following karadzic's capture after 12 years in hiding using the old beard-and-glasses trick, how would other villainous types, from fiction and throughout history, disguise themselves using simple means available to them?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:34,
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Use 'this' source image...A regular challenge maybe to discourage reposts / moaning / board nazis / more moaning / text on a picture / did I mention moaning?
Basically, provide 1-3 source pics for us to photoshop anyway we see fit, in a funny or clever way. Combine 2-3 together or just use one on their own and produce something original.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52,
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16 years ago)
Specialist MagazinesThere are all sorts of specialist magazines, magazines for cyclists, magazines for people who like flowers. Without being rude, what are the most specialised magazines out there?
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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:15,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Bad photoshopSometimes its so bad it's good. Actually I'm just looking for a place to post my poorly photoshopped pic of the queen mum at a rave.
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Aristocrats with inkChurchill had a tattoo. So did his mum. So does the Danish royal family. At least according to lordsaccharine. We think more blue-blooded aristos should get tattoos. Let's see your impressions of what the great and the good would immortalise on their flesh forever...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:15,
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Police perambulators!Vauxhall Astras aren't the sexiest Police vehicles in the world - what would you have the coppers travelling around with?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:43,
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Vigilantes!With Batman throbbing in the box office, and the rise of street crime and gang violence, we need someone or something to go "beyond the law"... what would you suggest?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:37,
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SEAMSHORSESMAKE THE MOST AMAZING SEAMSHORSE YOU CAN!
IF IT'S RADICAL STICK IT TO A HORSE, BADLY!
Seriously though, think about it; no TOAP, no movie posters, few Wednesday reposts.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58,
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latest was 16 years ago)
serial killers and psychos have a day offwhat do serial killers, psychos, movie baddies, etc. do to take the edge off after a slaying? how do they unwind? does ted bundy enjoy gardening? would charles manson be up for a spot of paintballing? i think it would be both interesting and amusing to put out little minds to this idea. if you agree with me, vote!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Record sleeve 'celebrity' look-a-like face swaps...
I use the term 'celebrity' loosely. Use anyone that at least some b3tans/b3tards will recognise, ie; not your mate(s), or some random(s), that will have everyone RISing.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33,
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Place NamesWhat if every town in England's name was visually represented in that particular area?
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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how abouta whole challenge where all the posts are actually fitting with the image challenge?
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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44,
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