explain the broken wind turbine in lincolnshire
i have already pasted a pic with my dalek playground hypothesis but i'd like to know what other people think caused it
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Politically Incorrect Porn
The Diary of Anne Wank? etc. etc.
( wlinden, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:30, Reply)

The Wonderfull World of Wooden Spoons
Please can we have an image challenge for The Wondefull World of Wooden Spoons. Woodenspoons are great and somewhat amusing anyway, without being placed into hilarious situations for all to enjoy.
(sorted, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Stephen Hawking laid off!
Try and think of new careers for the worlds most intelligent vegetable!
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Completely Fucking Useless Shit
Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Warp your Kid's Colouring Books
Do you want your kids colouring in teddy bears, joining the dots on boats or painting by numbers with fruit bowls? Or do you want pop-up Teh Evils, join the dot porn or painting by numbers goatsees instead?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 10:55, Reply)

What we really wanted out of Windows 7
Windows 7 is due for beta release officially on Friday. What in reality would we want to see in Windows 7. So what should be in Microsoft's B3ta release.
(clogdiver, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Its too cold so what would change if Britain was moved to the equator?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)

Practical uses for Pets
Pets. All they do is sleep, eat and poop. What else could your pet do to earn it's keep?
Fire up photoshop and show us what practical uses your pets can have in and around the home - or elsewhere
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gleemo
... like EMO, but really happy
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, Reply)

PINGU!
Everybody's favourite plasticine penguin. Pingu Pingu Pingu!!!
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Pimp my locamotive
As many people know the British railways a bit gash. So let’s make trains awesome.
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)

for the love of god no more text on a picture challenges in 2009
that would be great Fraser..ta
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The lighter side of Israel vs. Palestine
All this depressing news getting you down? Fire up photoshop and show us some funny pictures related to the conflict.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)

eBay
What would be the most hilarious thing to see up for auction?
( thelastryan working on a technicality, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Tourism Posters for your town's / nation's wasteland
Visit Scenic Newark, NJ

Hull, the home of ....

East St. Louis, Come for the crack.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Serving suggestions
The picture on my packet of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - showing a bowl containing the said flakes with some milk and a spoon -is a "serving suggestion". Presumably this is to stop me being too shocked when I open the packet to find just the cornflakes and not the bowl, milk and spoon in there too.
Take pics of the most ridiculous or patronising examples of this sort of thing you can find (along with things like packets of peanuts that "contain nuts") - or make some up!
(Terrible Tiger, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)

star wars the musical!
www.theo2.co.uk/event/star-wars-a-musical-journey-20090410.html
( gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)

New Image Challenge:
What does Robbie Coltrane look like when he's taking a shit while running? Open photoshop and show us the result! Or feed Robbie Coltrane a cocktail of ex-lax and crack cocaine and film the results!
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Photoshop the new Doctor Who - this Matt Smith fella

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Famous People Fighting
Ever wanted to see a certain celeb getting his/her fucking head smashed in? Well now's your chance.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Invent something
And show us with your intershops how it would function and make the world a better/stupider place.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

One word challenge
Thatcher
( TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)

if babys/children ruled the world
what would our public transport be like?our television,buildings etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

What would life be like without America?
Tell us what you think!
( thelastryan working on a technicality, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)

What will be the biggest news stories of 2009?

The Queen is unveiled as a cyborg, Jade Goody wins the Booker Prize, Bristol Rovers win the FA Cup? Fire up Photoshop and show us what we'll all be talking about next year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

adverts for things which don't get advertised..
would you like to build a house but don't know where to start? try 'bricks'

do you drink gin and confuse the internet with real life? try b3ta.com/talk

are you getting vexed on the streets blud ?, carry a knife. its dog eat dog out there !

etc..
( connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

movie nitpicks and goofs
Sites like nitpickers.com and moviemistakes.com contain a lot of mistakes made in movies like visible crew, equipment, ancient warriors wearing modern shoes, watches etc. What did you see?
(Menno, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:03, Reply)

Thunderbirds My Arse !!!
International Rescue was a front. Has to have been. All that do goody crap. There was something sinister going on at Tracy Island. Go on B3TANS - expose them!!


( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fag-packet pics
I notice that they've started putting warning pictures on cigarette packets. I wonder what b3tans would put on instead to warn of cancer and dodgy sperm.
(Unemployable : Still Unemployed, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)