CATS IN BOMBER JACKETS!!

Anthropomorphic personification of animals. Animals in hats. Animals riding bicycles. Animals commuting to work. Animals doing general human things.

Animals.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:52, Reply)

edit: nah thought of a better idea
MECHACHICKENS!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Show us how toys are evil
Teddies are trying to kill us, toycars are
gearing up for mini hit-and-runs, even your old
Commodore 64 wants to poison your breakfast.

Show us what other plots the little bastards have.
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:15, Reply)

Pride and Predator
Given that Elton John has announced his plans to make a Jane Austen film with an alien that stalks and kills the cast, which and has been dubbed 'Pride and Predator'.

The challenge is to create posters or scenes for this or any other classic tale which you feel would benefit from the appearance of a sci-fi character.

e.g. Mr D'Arcy being brought down by a Predator flechette, or the T-800 chasing Dorothy down the yellow brick road.
(trainee mad doctor is currently trying to build a secret laboratory, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Ghosts
Shop a ghost into an everyday situation. Ghosty people waiting at a bus stop, mysterious ladies in white hanging about in churchyards, bizarre and scary children standing at the foot of your bed.

Do something arty and beautiful. Or arty and scary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

What would you get...
Jade Goody for a wedding present?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Beauty make-over gone wrong! :P
find a pic of a real hot woman
then give her a real bad makeover
then post as a before and after! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Anti-Exaggeration
many things are promoted way beyond their capabilities or practical use, either to sell it or promote someone/something.

So, fire up photoshop and show us how products/people would be marketed if all the exaggeration was stripped away.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Alfie Patten (12 year old dad)
Show us where the randy little shite will be in 5 years time
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Lime after Lime
Take you favorite record, CD or song title which contains the word 'time' and replace it with the word 'lime'. Make sure you shop in the popular citrus in place of any clocks
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

oo ooh
Show us all what you dreamt last night
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)

The world as seen by Lego
Find a famous landmark or person, and 'shop it as tho it was made of Lego or build it out of Lego.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mobile Phones
So many modern movies rely on the use of a mobile phone at a crucial moment: what if they had never been invented? Alternatively, how would some classic films or tv shows have turned out if the protagonist had had one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mona Lisa
For the first time, a pastiche of the Mona Lisa is to be hung in the Louvre.

Can you do better?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Emo Cards!
Most cards are sickly pukey affairs of hearts, flowers, kittens and red breasted robins in the snow etc. (depending on the festivity)

It's time to create Emo Cards - self-absorbed depressive suicide poem slush yay! Show the one you love just how self-obsessed you really are with an Emo Card!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Gameshow Mashups
Dancing On Takeshi's Castle, The Price is Millionaire - the potential for mixing up classic gameshows is huge.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:03, Reply)

r.i.p teletext
a tribute to teletext
( connor, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:25, Reply)

SFW Porn
How about scenes from porno films made safe for work. Add clothes, convieniently placed objects and make the nastiest muckfilth scenes safe for work. If nothing else it will justify you trawling through porn sites for a genuine reason.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hulk Hogan attacks the Twin Towers
Possibly with a chair.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Walkers Flavours suggestions
Alright, maybe the Walkers "do us a flavour" campaign is drawing to a close (anyone tasted the squirrel one yet? It's just an array of spices). But maybe they've been too quick with their choices... wouldn't it rock to snack on a few That Irony Taste That Zips Have crisps? Or maybe your preferred flavour is Unclassifiable Meat Scraps? Whichever it is, design a picture and slogan for it.
(creosote oh those cruel, heartless winds, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)

vehicles of disorder
create a crazy vehicle/vehicles and have it doing mad shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Bob Marley products.
Today brings the news that the late reggae star's family struck a merchandise deal to bring Bob Marley drinks, luggage, stationery, hotels and video games to the masses, with more options available.
(News: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7882169.stm)
So, open up photoshop and show us other Bob Marley related products they could flog.

e.g. Bob Marley donuts - Now wi'Jammin.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Trekkie marketing
Apparently someone's bringing out a Star Trek eau de cologne - how about an image challenge about ridiculous marketing ploys aimed at raking cash in from gullible Trekkies? Kirk pencil sharpeners, Spock tampons etc.

www.thefrisky.com/post/246-star-trek-cologne/
(protocoldroid, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Angel of the South...
What should the angel of the south really be.. if a b3tan got the funding ???
( mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:06, Reply)

Snow sculptures
Everything people made in the snow over the last week!
(thefwf, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Wrong place wrong time
What would be the ultimate wrong place wrong time situation?
(Propaganda Americana, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:01, Reply)

Weather Beta
The BBC Weather website is proudly suggesting that we all sign up for "Weather Beta".

What might "beta" weather actually be? Will the sky unexpectedly be replaced by a blue screen of death? Or will it suddenly start raining doughnuts?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Invisible things
this, but with B3ta people doing it so it's much much funnier

www.fwdfish.com/content/what-if-few-things-went-invisible-photoshop-fun
( rob, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Anti Valentine's day cards
I'd love to see some really offensive anti valentine's day cards. From gift herpes to ones you'd send your ex's.
( Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 4:39, Reply)