
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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He ain't gettin' on no plain Yule!
( , Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:37, Reply)

It was the marquee de Sade
( , Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:02, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

when he was told that his illegitimate daughter is popular food television personality Mary Berry?
"Berry's Moi choild? Jesus Chroist."
( , Mon 7 Dec 2020, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Did you know all of Adolf Hitler's friends used to call him Richard Potato.
..Everyone else called him Dick Tater.
I'll get my coat then.
"Taxi"
*Leaves very quickly *
( , Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:38, Reply)

I got pelted.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)

Samey Winehouse.
( , Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:39, Reply)

I was tasked with making a remake of Starsky and Hutch, but it was to star light entertainers. So we got Les Dennis for the Starsky role, and we wanted Keith Chegwin to play the other one. We got him in to audition, and whilst he was there he said something racist, and I accidently called him the C word, and he went off in a huff, saying he wouldn't do it.
Moral of the story: NEVER CUNT YOUR CHEGGERS BEFORE HE'S HUTCH.
( , Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:25, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

know what the Coronavirus restrictions are, immediately upon waking up in the morning?
Tiers on his pillow.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:54, 6 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

because it was created by Jay Kay rolling.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:56, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

Pet oink!
( , Wed 18 Nov 2020, 15:27, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

between a black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks, and a black private Dick who's a sex machine to all the tricks?
Shift!
( , Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:37, Reply)

SHORN Connery!
( , Tue 3 Nov 2020, 3:44, 7 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

He was waiting to vent 'til later
( , Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Antonym Hopkins.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2020, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Yawn Connery!!!
( , Sun 1 Nov 2020, 9:31, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

Rashi Sunak.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:52, 19 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Korma, korma, korma, korma, korma curry meal eat in.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 4:43, Reply)

but you only get immunity once your negligence has caused the death of at least one innocent motorcyclist.
( , Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:40, 3 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

My doctor is terribly boastful. Went for a prostate exam and he just had try and one up me.
( , Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:02, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

COVIDal Sassoon!
( , Tue 8 Sep 2020, 19:54, Reply)

One floats to the sun and the other goes up your bum.
( , Fri 4 Sep 2020, 23:01, Reply)

Just one. do you wanna dance? I wanna dance
( , Fri 28 Aug 2020, 10:03, Reply)

It's a play on words.
( , Sat 15 Aug 2020, 20:28, Reply)
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