This may well be the most stunning example of gross incompetence I've ever seen
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00k89m5/English_Heritage_Romancing_the_Stone/

Do you think any of the little lord fauntleroy's involved in this project will ever want to live in this place? Nope. But what a magnificent idea the buidling represents! That's worth £80+ million of any taxpayers money - even though all that paid for was to rip out the old flats and leave a bloody great concrete skeleton staring out over Sheffield....cunts.

Oh hang on, the 'turning into yer parents' question is on the other channel, int'it?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Sat 2 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Make me laugh guys.
I've had a horrible night at work. I've cried, eaten chocolate and I still feel like crap.

Make me laugh. please????
*bites lip*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:09, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Help wanted
Any recommendations for webcams for video chat with someone overseas.?

I've heard good things about Skype on the software side.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been up since 4
and now on a ferry weather is looking nice tho.

share your dull doings here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 May 2009, 7:32, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When is an orange like a bell?
Curse you, Prince of Puzzlers! Only Batman can help us now...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 May 2009, 1:13, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

tell me something
you're secretly ashamed of doing.


Me? I... er..

I watch Dr Phil when I'm ill. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 May 2009, 0:13, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I needed to get out of the office for a break,
so headed over to Starbucks for a coffee and banana.
When I came out, there was an old, crippled homeless man sitting at the lights with a sign. So I went back in to Starbucks, got a juice, a sandwich and a donut and gave them to him at the traffic lights when I pulled up.
He had tears in his eyes as he thanked me. And I saw the 3 cars directly behind me give him a soda, a pack of cigarettes and one lady gave him a bag of groceries.

Restored my faith in people, that did.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:34, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Kangaroos
have a mean sense of humour.


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:39, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy Friday kids!
The first beer has just been cracked open, such a beautiful sound.
I have just enjoyed a cigarette and a crossword in the evenings dying light.
Fantastic.

How will you all be spending this evening?
(TheColonel, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:16, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cunting laptop.
It's nearly two years old, overheats constantly, bluescreens daily, freezes if I try to do something complicated like run iTunes and Firefox at the same time, and I can't get a replacement till I know I've passed probation, which is another three weeks away and hanging somewhat in the balance. Bah.

I've not been here for a while. What did I miss?
( Maladicta, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Traffic joys
Due to a flat tyre I currently have a comedy spare on, one of those lego things that restrict you to about 50mph.

With Lorry drivers on the A14 and M11 being utter cunts who take great delight in driving about 13mm from my boot I have pottered through Cambridge to get to work, and fuck me is there a lot of traffic lights on my route

37 sets of them in 7.2 miles in fact, ridiculous.

Not including 5 Zebra crossings

Sad I know, but can anyone compare with equally ludicrous car journeys?


(nice to see after a long absence my posts are still dull as fuck)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is what I'm up to tomorrow
www.liveatleeds.com/info.htm

100 bands across the city at various venues.
Not a bad idea at all. I'm looking forward to this muchly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This fucking infuriates me as well:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8028974.stm.

It's twats that like that make me wonder if I should start reading the Daily Mail.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:46, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Helpful
doihavepigflu.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This FUCKING infuriates me
BASTARD FUCKING CUNTY McCUNT FUCKER.

This low life motherfucker should be tortured to death slowly.

The tickets went on sale at 9am, this cunt got himself 14 and is flogging them for over twice what they cost.

I hope he dies in a really vile and unpleasant way, I really do.

Fucking ticket touting cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What in the shuddering fuck?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8024301.stm

Who decided it would be a good idea for this utter cunt to sully the legend that is Drop Dead Fred?

Grr.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:03, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know I would kill myself with them
but goddam, these look like fun. Imagine being able to run at 20 mph or do flips right over cars...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck you all
I'm leaving work in the next 15 minutes and there's not a god damn thing any of you can do to stop me.


before I leave though, this from the newsletter cracked me up:



http://www.meatcards.com

Business cards written on jerky with a laser!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New Clothes
I'm wearing my brand spanking new 'Iron-Man' socks. They come half way up thighs, they're very soft and exceedingly comfortable, plus they have a really cool picture of Iron-Man flying out of a massive explosion!!!

Is anyone else wearing new clothes for the 1st time today?

*wasting time until home time comes - 33 minutes to go*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:28, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love this photo
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5256705/Police-officers-use-megaphones-to-alert-residents-if-doors-and-windows-open.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Afternoon folks
How's it going?

I was walking by PC World near my work today and saw Gail Porter, she's tiny and small and bald as a coot!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this possible?
And would you really want to eat it?

http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/ohgodchickencan2/1008107338
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got an interview
At a place I interviewed at last year, it's a very modern hospital in Northolt. Shit pay, but comes with accommodation if necessary. Interview is scheduled for the 12th. Wish me luck :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Special Friday afternoon request


You know that line in 'Goodmorning Vietnam', when Robin Williams says: "I've never seen a white man more in need of a blow-job."?

Well, I am that man.

Mrs G is a bit under the weather at the moment and less receptive than normal to my frequent amorous fumblings. Plus, I've just spent my lunch-hour in the pub reading the Best Of outdoor sex and wandering around town being stirred by the latest fashions - mini-dresses over tights, skin-tight leggings, low-cut summer tops...

Anyone care to oblige me - I'll make it worth your while.

Honest.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:14, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a recipe from work that I absolutely LOVE
For perfect roasted spanish onions.

- cut the onions into eighths, keeping the core and place into an oven dish
- splash in some olive oil and white wine vinger (white vinegar is okay but don't use balsamic, it screws up the taste!)
- sprinkle a little salt and pepper evenly over the top with a wee bit of caster sugar over that.
- add a clove or two of garlic, roughly chopped, and a sprig of rosemary or thyme
- cover with glad bake - then tightly cover that with foil to steam it.
- chuck into an oven on 180degrees celcius for 20ish minutes. Wait until the onions are a vibrant pink, then cook for another five minutes until a skewer slides in easily.

YUM YUM!! perfect with just about everything I can think of. Except asian food. Roasts dinners, pastas, risottos, bruschettas. yummy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:50, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here we go again
New comic up on my site!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:15, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a bank holiday weekend
so what are your plans?

I'm going to see my mum for lunch tomorrow, going out in the evening for drinks, then paintballing on Sunday. I expect to spend most of Monday in considerable pain.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:30, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pinch, punch, first of the month
White Rabbits!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:23, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chompetty Chomp
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8026865.stm

Anywhere near you VC?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off work today.
I think I've caught swine flu - I woke up this morning covered in rashers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)