Some furniture for Kaol
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26259374

A bit expensive, though. I do want the necklaces.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ultimate fantasy festival lineup?
In replies as mine's a bit big
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:59, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pixar kills child
www.ocregister.com/articles/pixar-up-movie-2468059-home-show

Tell me there's another way to read that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:59, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh the joys of shopping
2 packets of party rings
5 x 150g packet of ready salted crunchy sticks
2l bottle of Dr Pepper to go with the 1/2l of Smirnoff I've got
Several DVDs (Rain man, casino royale, 21, Minority Report, The Bourne trilogy)

All for about £40. Not bad I'd say.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:11, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hairpot
just so's you know, BBC oxfordshire got in contact for an interview, probably going to be on the local news in about 30 mins
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 18:04, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think everyone's gone home.
Shame - I'm just in the middle of making caramel slice.
Nevermind, eh?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:41, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So tell me people of the internet
what are your plans for the weekend?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:31, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Inspired by
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31426550/ns/travel-news/

Story in replies
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:39, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Since I am the expert on EVERYTHING (thanks BGB)
I await your questions so I can belittle your lack of knowledge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:19, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHOOO HOOO!!!
I've just booked 2x tickets for the Amir Khan fight in Manchester for me and my lovely lady. She now loves me more than ever!

What lovely stuff have you done so far today?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:08, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christ on a Segway!
I've just had it confirmed that daughter's mother is pregnant again... Four kids by three fathers. Nice.

Anyway, there's a distinct possibility that it's a knee-jerk 'emergency' pregnancy due to lots of shit she's been having with her boyfriend recently.

What I'm asking you good people here is, how soon after conception is it possible to know for sure you're pregnant? I'll be really interested to see if this kid is born within the proper time.

I don't think I've worded that very well.

Also, feel free to judge her.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you all hope to have achieved by the time you hit my age?
Porkylips, what were you doing when you was my age? Haha.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:50, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Question for the non virgins...not many of you I know
How many are you in touch with your ex's still? Are things amicable or do you secretly/not so secretly wish death and syphilis upon them and their next partner?

Edit: For the virgins, so you can contribute...I had a BMT Subway for lunch and it was most tasty, what did you have?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woo... validation by comerical goods.
iPhone 32GB =DDD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:32, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ok, as threatened earlier
some pics of my garden

pics in replies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

spikeypickle got me thinking yesterday
Has anyone ever seen a relationship that started online actually succeed and not end in big salty tears?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:45, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going out to buy beer and sign on
I may be some time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:15, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello OT
I've been away for a few days, being geeky and playing Battlefield 2142, Warhammer 40K and trying to find summer work.

What have I missed that was interesting?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good riddance
I hate people that fucking flounce.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It has been pointed out that my best is no longer good enough
so to that end, I'm off.

I'm quitting B3ta, anyone who wants my account can have it.

I've changed the password to "Clendrixisameanie"

Knock yourselves out.

edit - yeah, okay it was a joke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:36, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In case anyone is still interested (unlikely)
I've finished laying the turf in my garden. Once I've tidied things and put out my garden furniture it will be finished.

then I might post some pics.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is a FUCKING TUNE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jnHYW8Er2E

Late 60s punk rock at its best.

Thought I'd share...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

During last week's QOTW,
I made a little promise in my 'That's me on TV' post.

b3ta.com/questions/onthebox/post448417

Well, turns out I made it to the best of page, and so had better make good on my promise.

Picture in replies.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:18, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ahem
pearoast in replies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:09, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just got here and can't be bothered to read all this other shit.
Tell me some new shit.

And wtf happened to Al?
Shall I kick him in the nuts?
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:47, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

PFFT
Have a joke - in the replies.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:28, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate Gok Wan
Thanks to him I can no longer hear the phrase "Bangers and Mash" without a mental picture of a Pair of breasts on a plate alongside a pile of macerated tatties. I'm going to send him the bill for the mind bleach. Cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I lost my little I pod thing on the bus this morning
I was a bit upset because my kitten and grandmother died today and the song ' My lovely kitty snuggles my gran ' came on so I took the headphones out and had a little cry , then suddenly it was my stop I got off the bus , leaving my i pod that i spent my inheritance from when my grandpa died . Hopefully someone will hand it in ....
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There has been a lot of ill feeling and general grumpiness on this board of late
I feel we could do more to gee things up and bring a bit more sparkle and fabulousness into peoples lives.

To this end, I would like to proposed that after completing our regular Anal Friday ablutions (you are all still remembering to do that aren't you?) we discuss something that made you happy in the last week.

For example. This morning, I left the house early and went to the sorting office to collect something and it turned out to be my AC/DC tickets. Then I went to Tesco and bought an inordinatly large amount of bacon and some other meats before heading to Wickes to exchange some work trousers which I had bought the previous week and discovered to be to large. That's large along the leg, not around the middle. I already new I was a chubby thunderguts when I bought them, but I was unaware that I am in fact a shortarse chubby thunderguts. Then I headed to work where I found my office nice and clean and tidy since I had hoovered, mopped and dusted last Friday night, which was the last time I was in here. This made me pleased so I put a new bin bag in, opened the roller door and parked my car inside with a view to hoovering it out once I've unloaded all the gear which is stored in the boot. I turned on my computer and checked my e-mails and nothing urgent had happened since last night so I did a bit of admin work and logged on to b3ta to discover that no-one had messaged me and that the board looked pretty slow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:56, 152 replies, latest was 16 years ago)