THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR GONZ, IN CASE HE DECIDES TO POP IN.
Pop the fuck out again and clean your flat.
I'll be around tomorrow to inspect...Birthday Boy needs to earn his sushi lunch.
( thealternativefact, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:43, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning !
What a lovely day it is today, fills the weekend with promise of good things to come.

I discovered a new resturant last night, just behind my flat. They do the nicest kabab I've ever had, 3 different types of salad, rice, loads of meat, a huge big flatbread.... £8 all in too. They do loads of different turkish kababs, there must be at least 15 different types on the menu.

What's your plans for this weekend? Up to anything fabulous as usual?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:07, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So, planning a movie night on Halloween
Have you ever watched a horror movie that actually made you genuinely afraid? I've heard Paranormal Activity is good, though never watched it myself - any recommendations?

Alt-Q: Last film that made you cry (or last film you had 'something in your eye' while watching if you're too much of a man to admit it)
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 23:02, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going to the Offy
To get a bottle of whisky. Can I get anyone anything?

What are you doing this evening and are you enjoying it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:02, 251 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Looking for a youtube vid...
... Where a kid is stuck under a tree or something and he's saying "ahh dont worry my cat will save me!" "go cat, go get help!" so the cat goes off to get help.. then it shows the kid later on at night, and then the cat happily sat sleeping at home having not raised the alarm. Kinda a " a dog would not do this" type vid.

I need to show it to someone! I cant find it for the life of me. Anyone know it?
(Miggyman, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 19:09, 97 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just watched Jim Bob's standup clip.
It's not funny. There are no jokes or gags. Is it standup, or just a man on stage talking?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 18:54, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That threads not about science or space
This one is
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11647089
yes it's a bbc news link, yes I'm ok with that.

So there was a guy who has offered to do a one way trip to Mars, he want's to go out there study it report back etc and then die on mars.
Would you do it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:10, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I refuse to join a thread with baldmonkey in the title.
I was going to do loads of work today but I haven't......again.

I'm planning to travel around the country next year visiting and annoying btans with my lack of relationship woes. Who wants to sign up to have me?

That's have me visit, not have me in the biblical sense.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:22, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I miss baldmonkey

(__, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:18, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A question:
Some while back a fair number of you endearingly deluded fools were having a middle class wank over ineffectual, tedious cockmuncher Nick Clegg.

How do you feel about him and his 'yeah, we're totally different from the other two, fresh thinking, Britain's future' schtick? Still glad you voted for him or not, now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:14, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm playing football this afternoon.
I'm a goalkeeper, and quite a good one. I'm playing against my day to day colleagues, for our other office. I've been a cocky bastard all week about it, but have just found out that Darren Huckerby (formerly, Man City, Forest and Norwich hero) and Gary Docherty (former Norwich captain) are playing for my usual office team (Darren is usually our referee, but has dug out his playing boots, as has Docherty).

What unexpected news has made you feel or look like a bit of a twat?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:00, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I need help
Fill yer boots...

Halloween party tonight. No idea what to wear. My brilliant scheme to cover myself in loads of empty Quorn packets and say I'm the vegetarian Lady Gaga has been undone by my total failure to collect empty Quorn packets since I had the idea this morning.

Ideas please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:00, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

IT'S MY LAST DAY AT WORK!
I MOVE TO LONDON SUNDAY! AND GET TO EAT SUSHI WITH GONZ!

that is all

Mainstream Q: What's been happening on b3ta/your sad miserable lives?
Punk Rock Q: What is the MOST annoying song to sing/hum at work? I think it's Hawaaii Five-O. dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNN
Emo Q: What of the many thing you hate about yourself do you hate the most?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

twitter
who here is on it? am i missing something or is it a bit shite?

i hate facebook, will i hate twitter?

alt q - what are you having for lunch? i will be finishing a bottle of wine at mine, the joys of working at home
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

First the feeder in Greggs...
On Wednesday after work I bumped into the guy who cleans our office. He appologised for always knocking my photo of baby crackface out of place, which doesn't bother me in the slightest, and I told him not too worry about it.

I wasn't in work yesterday.

Today there was a toffee crisp on my desk with his business card on top.

Do I really look that fat and/or hungry? :(
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:44, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a few pints with Disasterprone last night
He is my favourite B3tan who I've ever met, and one of my top 5 favourite internet peoples EVAH.

Which B3tan are you annoyed you still haven't got drunk with, and who are your favourite internet peeps?

Alt Q - Up to anything good this weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 8:26, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...
Shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 3:14, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:15, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's have some order now shall we. One, Two, Three and please all sit on the carpet with your legs crossed.
I would like to be a cowboy/gunslinger in the wild west. What exciting persona from past times would like you to try out?

Alt Q: What the hell happened today in my abscence? who is this Baldmonkey autism?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:49, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FREE THE BALDMONKEY ONE!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 20:23, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like breasts.
What do you like?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:49, 238 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now that baldmonkey has been permabanned
perhaps we should all share our favourite memories of him.

1000000 WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:14, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bored now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)