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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Regional rhyming slang.What quirky turns of phrase crop up 'round your way', or are there any slang terms you find yourself using?
Alt: If Gonz is too busy for another catchphrase, maybe we could have a game of 'Name that Tune' but a 'B3ta' edition.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:12,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Ok, here we go...Buzz in for a square and a chance, the square will be the last one or two figures of your post number, bad luck if the square is already gone.
NAME THAT B3TAN.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:37,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Evening thread, time!I think we should have another game that last one was fun even though I missed it.
So, umm...I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:17,
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Long thread and shit thread make Ape a bored boyWhat are you up to tonight? FRIDAY TOMORROW!
Alt: last thing you bought that cost more than a ton?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Hey O/T, how's it going?Go fuck yourselves.
Love
QOTW.
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long thread is dyingare you a lover or a fighter? have you ever punched anyone in the face or been punched in the face? could you? and if so, whom?
alt: what colour are your eyes? or your pubes, if you think that eyes are too boring.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:04,
280 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
alright OT?get anything good lately?
I've been loving American Horror Story.
alt: Movie quotes GO GO GO!!!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I'm going there, i don't care what you thinkWho's looking forward to Christmas, i am for the first time in years.
alt: Where should we have an extra bank holiday and for what reason? STAR WARS DAY ON MAY THE 4TH LOL!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:58,
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latest was 14 years ago)
So, long term unemployment.Have you ever had a job just because you were out of luck trying to find something in your choosen field? Done a degree fir years and years only to realise that although you're interested in the subject, that subject won't put a roof over your head? How did you get into your current place?
would you rather be average with amazing collegues, or amazing with average collegues?
Tell me about your job, do you love it? do you want to move on to something else? If this is a stopgap, how are you going to get out of the rut?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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Morning, benders.I've been up for an hour so far and I've still got half an hour to go before my alarm goes off. No doubt I'll fall asleep at the wheel on my way into work, cause a horrific motorway accident and extremely inconvenience several hundred other commuters.
In the meantime, however, do you have problems sleeping, or are you one of these jammy cunts that can sleep anywhere, at any time, for hours and hours?
Alt: I don't know, we haven't had a weird dream thread in a while. I keep getting chased by zombies in mine. I mean the fast, running zombies from 28 x Later. Not the shamblers. I'm not that big a fat internet spastic.
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Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 7:17,
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latest was 14 years ago)
In regards to /talk vs qotwI've scrolled talk for the past while, clicking on everyone's names and reading some best qotw stories. These are some of the funniest and best stories I've read.
But, they are the ones who get on qotw and take the piss out of everyone.
So my story is, /talk isn't full of cunts, certain people on /talk are cunts. Agree/Disagree
alt q: Which celebrity would you punch in the crotch?
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Thread is getting a bit long and politically bitey.Plus, too many Youtube links.
What was your favourite bedtime story as a nipper? I can't remember, personally, but my I'm told that my dad used to read a few select favourites to me over and over because I liked them. Every so often he would try and change the narrative, to which I'd respond "That's not right". Precocious smart arse, me.
Alt: Views on Personality Donkey being banned whilst Quentin remains at large.
Alt alt: Boxers or briefs? G-strings or French knickers?
Alt alt alt: I don't fucking know. Who would win in a fight, a polar bear with a lightsaber or a shark on wheels?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 22:16,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Comin' atcha like Cleopatra!Using this: www.onlineweb.com/theones/
What's the earliest tune you remember getting to No.1? Youtube link too please.
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0SMNZhYm2A
Fuck, I feel old now.
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i think you CAN have too much chocolate on a biscuit..(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:37, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Guys let's rap about historical figures. It'll be mad tight.
Back up Socrates, Plato's in the place
Out-thinkin' motha fuckers with intelligent grace.
Aristotle & Alexander ain't got shit on me
I'm basicly the founder of Western philosphy
Athens, Greece where I held my own
Chillin' out maxin' and smoking home grown
In my spare time I fucking founded academies
Your bullets can't scar me man, no nigger's as bas as me
Travelled all over, makin' my name
Don't fuckin' step to me cus I got game
I've been to Sicily, Egypt, Cyrene and Italy
Been dead two thousand years and nobody's as ill as me
Wrote 2 many fuckin' works 2 even mention
But listen up bicthes let me grab your attention
My most famous motha-fucker I dubbed 'The Republic'
You ain't heard of that you can suck my fucking dick.
Many came after but lacked the insight
So listen up bitches, my rhymes be too tight
Aristotle mother-fucker's got a long way to go
Cus there ain't no bitches better than a fucking Plato.
Yeeeeeahhhhhhhh
Out.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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latest was 14 years ago)
HEY! WOAH NOW!He just changed my user name to make it an insult.
THAT'S MEAN.
:(
I'm just trying to be FRIENDS.
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Have Cunt Horse and Pantypad Leak gone? Good.
Fucking shitcunts.
So, what sexy stuff have you virgins been up to? I saw a disinterested man having sex with a disinterested woman, in a booth, for €1 per 20 seconds. Best €2 I ever spent.
Alt: Clotted cream fudge or toffee?
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I'd cross a Twix with one of those Reece's Peanut Butter Cup Things.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:33, 21 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'd especially like to apologise to The Gonz.Soz, G-man. Didn't mean to upset you.
Soz. G'night. Soz, man.
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If you were in Hitler's place just before the second world war,Who would you choose as your scapegoats for all society's woes?
Hitler famously picked Jews, homosexuals and gypsies, so I guess you can pick up to three groups too.
I'd pick bullies, /talk trolls and wizards.
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A worried reader writes...Oh, what to do?
My thirteen year old daughter has, in the last week, "come out" as a Queen fan. I've always considered myself to be reasonably liberal minded, but I have to admit that this did shock me and brought up my long suppressed prejudices.
Should I simply accept that she has chosen a life dominated by bad hair, big 'taches and Roy Thomas Baker's over production or should I explain that while parents SHOULD be offended by the music that their children listen to, it shouldn't be on account of its conservative nature.
Your advice please.
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I'd cross a garibaldi with a jaffa cake.(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:48, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Okay, alright, calm down.I "get" it. You all hate biscuits. No worries. I'll drop the biscuits.
How do you feel about eugenics? What would it take for you to consent to the implementation of eugenics in your country? How would it have to be conducted? And, if you were in some way inconvenienced by the implementation of eugenics in your country, what sort of chocolate bar would you have to cheer yourself up again? And how would you spell "implementation" if you weren't sure how to spell "implementation"?
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Fucking hell! What has happened on here? How are you all? Keeping well?
I discovered after a couple of days in Amsterdam that I am a complete lightweight and am getting old. What age related issue have you discovered about yourself recently?
Alt: CITF - Quentin Oftiweak or Personality Horse?
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SOMEBODY KILLED THE BOARDI'll fix it thou by asking a really good question
if you were a building and you only got half an hour for lunch how would you kill yourself if your mum was dead?
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Biscuits.If you could combine parts of several different biscuits to make one super biscuit which parts of which biscuits would you combine and what would you call the super biscuit and how would you market it and if you were on Dragon's Den, how would you ensure you made it to the edit and when you eat biscuits do you have to stop now and again to breath because you can't breath through your nose anymore?
You can use bits of cake or choolate bars too if you like; I'm not going to be too strict on this.
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