So David Blaine is doing a new "stunt"
where he stands in a suit of chain mail and the internet can zap him for three days. Or play him music or something.

www.guardian.co.uk/stage/shortcuts/2012/oct/02/david-blaine-electrified-chance-of-surviving

What a prick eh? Who wants to start an internet campaign of just getting him to hear Gangham style non stop for three days or something?

Alt: Shut up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 12:15, 251 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Shiney new thread time!
I just looked at the popular page and all 5 entried are slagging of someone.

Where did all the negativity come from?

Alt: why is is so much easier to tear some one down than to build them up?

AltAlt: WHat's worse, my positivity threads or HSH?

ALTALT: go on say something nice, I dare you

AlyAltAltAlt: Can I be a mod please? I'm mostly sane now, honest.

AltALtALTAltALt: why ya gotta be so negative Moriarty?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Oct 2012, 11:31, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I left the house to find a turd on my doorstep, own up who dun it?
It's a bit bloody early but I'm very excited about my corporate away day today! Have you been on these wank fests before?

Alt: do you floss? I think I should floss more
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 6:44, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good evening. Alright?
Tell me something unusual about yourself that B3tans don't already know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 19:11, 113 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

After all the music chit-chat,
If you could describe yourself as a genre of music, what would it be?

Alt: Let's get more specific, what album sums you up the best, or describes a particularly important time in your life the best?

AltAlt: You're all pretty decent people on here - discuss
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:55, 237 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So, is this place just like /talk, or do you actually need a reason to start a new thread?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:18, 249 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

my friend just sent me a picture of her baby, and it's seriously fucking ugly
what do you say tactfully to something like that?

alt: were you an ugly baby? or a cute baby? what went wrong?

altalt: fucking wooooo, following the demise of my beloved salad bar, another one has opened near my office. lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:10, 210 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm getting emails from my Male friend about booking a spa afternoon.
"Do you want to go for the moonlight session (sans food) or the one with the antipasti?"

Fuck right off.

So anyway The Pirate Bay is now totally offline, that's piracy sorted, what's the next thing the GREEDY CORPORATIONS will attack on the internet to RUIN FREEDOM. Hashtag one percent :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:45, 213 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Can I just say, I fucking TOLD YOU about 'Sir Jimmeh'.
The revelation floodgates are only just beginning to open - you mark my words.

When were you last proven right about something?

Alt: I don't know, complain about how this place is shit or how someone is ruining b3ta or something.

Altalt: I went to see the (superb) Leonardo da Vinci anatomical sketches exhibition yesterday. What was the last cultural thing you did and was it as good as the 'season 12 of Dexter' box set you ghastly fucking wanker?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 8:57, 225 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I posted something here before about liking public enemy
then got drunk and couldn't read the responses.

Rest assured that definitely won't happen today.

But, oh www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erj9g4Or1rU, isn't it?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 6:48, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bang! And the twat is gone.
Never thought I would use 2.0, what have you done recently you that you never thought you'd do?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 20:10, 26 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I see there has been some thread deletion. Pathetic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the main guy falls in a lake and dies of pneumonia at the end
there ya go, saved you having to watch Lawless at the cinema now
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:50, 37 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bored of that now.
If you were a wild animal which wild animal would you be?

I'll ask that question to contestant number 2.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:32, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What would you implement a new tax on?
And what do you think is overtaxed?
zen-haven.dk/denmark-to-tax-firewood/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:55, 230 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you know what? october, isn't it?
"all that comes before me is grist"

meaning: someone who makes the most of any situation presented to him. 'Grist' is what millers call the wheat that goes into the mill to make flour, and a good miller would puts all sorts of other shit in his grist, whether it was dirt or chalk or pubic dandruff
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:06, 158 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dead celeb alert
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-19014927

That's a bit of a shame innit, he seemed nice on bargain hunt.

I think I should get one of these. www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml although it would just turn me into monty.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 13:05, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck off with your falling over shite
When was the last time you were funny online?

Alt: LOL?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:36, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fuck off with your cliquey lolb4sh shite.
when was the last time you fell over in public?

Alt: alt questions can fuck off. do you agree?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:17, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I dug out that skratch shit for Monty.
When was the last time you, dear reader, did something for an unmet internet homosexualist?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:55, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Seriously? No threads at all today?
Apart from this one, obviously.
So how is everyone? Busy, hungover, knackered, bored? Anyone had to do the walk of shame this morning?

Happy birthday to our three birthday boy posters, Stunned, Monty and Badger. Well done to our heroic half-marathoners Al and CHCB.

Alt: AOB
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:41, 44 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

how's lolbash going then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 19:55, 20 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning, I have a hangover. What do you have?
Nobs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 7:33, 50 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My mum died, we cremated her.
Afterwards, we're not German.

Just seen a gay jew tell the most racist homophobic jokes, it was hilarious. "My boyfriend proposed and I said yes - well, he's black and it was dark, I'd have agreed to anything."

Scott Capurro, I recommend him. I kept thinking how much Monty would have enjoyed it.

Seen any good comedy lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Sep 2012, 1:34, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)