it's still pretty early but I'm not very drink.
Good morning all. Well hello. You ok?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:02, 169 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

it's pretty early, and I'm very drink.
Be gentle in the morning please.

Alt: your favourite night spot, where do you go and why? Not some 90s club night, or some old pub you love, where do you go now?

Altalt. It's all a bit pointless as someone will start a good morning thread.

Altaltalt ; goodnight.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 4:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

is it time to stop calling Al a cunt?
There are five separate posters on the popular page calling him this. He might get upset.

And we wouldn't want that would we?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well, that thread died.
is it worth trying to squeeze a third thread from the evening?

I'm trying to decide between a nice cup of tea and bed.

I do like a nice cup of tea. any one up for TEA CHAT?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:32, 182 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Haahahahahhhaaaaaaaa
Lithium 2.0 strikes again

Well Wilfs HSH thread was never really going to attract that much interest,
What should attract more interest and why?

Alt: Stop being a pussy and sound off like you’ve got a pair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:03, 81 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Easygoing evening thread, everyone welcome.
I'll even take Dozer off ignore for the evening.

I'm watching the original Buffy movie. it's 90s-tastic. I remember when all this shit was current. what made you feel old today?

Alt:'member the 90s? share happy remenicences.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:26, 65 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Commuting thread
No question and just one rule, no French.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:43, 68 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

long thread is long
what makes you nervous or fearful? do you have any crazy superstitions?

alt: what do you do if you can't sleep? yeah yeah, and after that?

altalt: what word should all non-english speaking people be taught?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:09, 218 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

do you keep your genital area well groomed?
trim your pubes, that sort of thing

which is the best country?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, 268 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm having a dinner party on Monday.
What should I cook. For 4 people. Non fussy eaters.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:36, 205 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Consolidated lunch thread!
I have this: www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/mar/14/orecchiette-chilli-sprouting-broccoli which is shit as it's veggie, but is good as it's basically free.

alt: Short breaks, got a couple of long weekends coming up, where's good for a short break?

altalt: BOOBIES! Or more specifically did anyone see Seth Macfarlands Boob song at the Oscars? Genius or cringe worthy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 12:07, 225 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is 2013
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-21590182
The fucking shittest robot I've ever seen right here.

I suppose I shouldn't expect much from Salford. Still I'd expect better than a taller buck rodgers piece of crap like this.

If you could design a robot what blah blah
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:08, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bored of which b3tan would you...
So, a homeless man returns a ring and is £100,000 better off overnight. Is this a heartwarming story or is it just what he should have done in the first place? What would you do if you found a diamond ring (or £100,000)?

Alt: Who should be the new pope?

Altalt: Men who like to cook. A good thing or a bad thing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 11:00, 142 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Which beer that you've tried IRL would you like to bottle which b3tan with?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:31, 136 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So which B3tan that you haven't met IRL would you most like to have a beer with?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:56, 324 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

FINE I'LL FUCKING DO IT THEN
I am definitely on my period today. What are you on? Or, more entertainingly, what have you been on in the past?

Alt: Favourite song ever. First thing that comes to mind. Go.

AltAlt: Shittest, most bent, aural equivalent of David Walliams' face, just fucking awful song imaginable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:07, 255 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Films are shit. You're shit. SHIT, I TELL YOU. SHIT.
I saw a great programme on martial arts last night. In it, this fellow claimed that Bruce Lee was the coolest man in the world. Of all time, ever. 'Bruce Lee was even cooler than Jimi Hendrix'.

Can this really be true? I can't stop thinking about it. Who's cooler?

Alt: Nope
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:45, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread time...

I'm trying to sort out a loft conversion and am awaiting quotes. What's the going rate? Any problems to look for? Advice please...

Alt: Movie sequels - are there any worthwhile ones? or are they all shameless attempts to cash in on a successful theme?

Altalt: last meal before you are executed?
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:27, 148 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have had a health & medication review this morning and received a clean bill of health. The review was surprisingly easy. How is your health?

What else have you had going on recently that was surprisingly easy?





Yes I know. It's a shit suggestion for a thread, but I can't think of anything else to ask and the last thread had become tedious. Don't blame me. At least I'm making an effort by starting a new one. Shit or not. Anyway enough about the thread. That Al chap. What a cunt eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:02, 202 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

good morning.
I see this morning that Battered shall be off to prison soon for posting that Jon Venables picture. I should imagine he'll love it in there, all those angry, muscly men. Who else should be sent to prison? You can't say Tony Blair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 7:45, 192 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

lol look what 'search' found
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1874974
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Y'know, since we got search fixed
I can't remember what it was I missed about it.

Alt: alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:58, 15 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:52, 98 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh lol
Just seen a pillock in sunglasses walk down the street. Into a lamp post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:15, 95 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hot Beverages
Ma' has asked for her birthday for a coffee grinder. Normally she just has normal coffee that you mix with hot water in the mug, but I think she wants to be able to make posh coffee.

What sort of thing would she need to make a cup? Sure, the grinder, but does she need one of those things you push down on? Is there any really nice types of coffee beans that you can recommend? Are those machines where you use the capsuals any good? If anyone can point me in the right direction, that'd be fab.

How do you take your hot beverage?

I'm also gonna get this (with a usb hard drive) and download all her favorite shows too: www.ebuyer.com/461717-philips-hmp5000-hd-wireless-media-player-hmp5000-12
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:44, 144 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Comment vous êtes bon en langues?
Je suis sanglante terrible, mais l'Internet est très utile.

Alt: ¿Cómo aburrido que eres hoy?
Estoy aburrido lo suficiente acerca de traducir todos los envíos en múltiples idiomas, ahora que está jodidamente aburrido.

AltAlt: Ich wette, dieser Thread stirbt auf seinem Arsch, Bauern, dass Sie alle sind, was hat es ass starb?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:42, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)