THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT ME!
I passed. Overall score for the entire course of 96%.
Annoyingly another guy just scraped a pass with like 60% and I wouldn't trust him to change a light bulb let alone wire a house up.
Got any incompetent colleagues? Or friends? Or relations that you worry might hurt someone.

Alt: what do you think of the M40?

Altalt: I'm on the beer already. What's your problem?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:26, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nearby
Within 5 mins of my house I have St Marys lighthouse, Tynemouth Priory and a fuckload of beach. Sell your location /offtopic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:58, 265 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Only 109 days until christmas!!
?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:22, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's quite enough of that.
I want to hear your weekend plans.

Alt: ur bent lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:31, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am on the verge of having to empty my colostomy bag.
And seeing as my hands are shaking this is going to end badly.

When was the last time you woke up on the sofa after two hours sleep and made it to work on time?

Alt: should I have the stewed cheese as a starter at lunch today?

Alt alt: Pork or Lamb chop?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:37, 204 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well well well
It's Freitag. I have today off from the glamorous world of retail financial advice because I am chief usher at a wedding. The weather is shit, but I don't care. That's how fucking rock n' roll I am.

What does Friday hold for you? A toothless gam from a paki tramp? A free pizza? Perhaps a series of sexts from an old flame?

Do tell, but try and make it interesting, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 7:48, 209 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, this morning I woke up with my wife.
How are YOU different to Harters?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 7:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hartley, I can't stress this enough
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:08, 458 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

When do you think you'll stop fucking around on this site? Will you tell people you're packing it in, or just flounce?
Do you wonder what's become of previous posters? Or do you not give a shit?
Alt, QOTW has 4 possibles, they all look a bit pants. What else is pants?
Altalt, first websites you check in the morning?
Altaltalt, dinner I suppose. Or tea if you like.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:34, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I DONT EVEN CARE IF THIS HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE OR NOT
*FEARS*

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23975289

Would you strike?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pretend you don't care
But QOTW vote is up (finally)
www.b3ta.com/board/11006573
( chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:48, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got a high pitched noise in my ear, can you hear that?
alt: Can you negotiate or do you crumble like Monty's septum?

altalt: In what year would you like to "own it"?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:54, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do's and don'ts for conduct on OT?
alt: Who are the naughty kids that I should avoid?
(RonSwanson, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:57, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ok an afternoon thread
I know that we have been down this route a few times but to legalise drugs good thing bad thing?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23374228
Drugs are here to stay so why shouldn’t the government make revenue on them?
I had to post this just for the comments page.

Alt: As you stare despondently at the curled up sandwich sat before you, tell of your lunch triumphs

Alt:alt I have to go school shoe shopping with my son on Sat. school rules must be all black and polishable,
I’m thinking these www.catfootwear.com/UK/en-GB/Product.mvc.aspx/19395M/0/Mens/Bruiser?dimensions=0
Footwear sub thread Have we ever had an official one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:37, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've been trying to tell you this for years:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23967098

Samuraigate was not an isolated incident.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:35, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would you kill Battered if he ever starts a thread as shit as that one ever again in his miserable life?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:19, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

lets talk about bumholes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:17, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I saw a full side-of-bus ad this morning referring to 'thousand's of' something. Letters a foot high.
Should I still be appalled by incorrect English in this txt spk world? It's inevitable that language evolves and so on, but what I saw this morning was just a fucking error. If I could remember the company I'd write to them, it was pathetic.

Are you a stickler for detail or an 'oh I knew what they meant, who cares?' kind of person. Both have a point, I suppose.

Alt: do you want a blow job, boss?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:09, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Wanglers
I woke up with an invention in my head and am scared to approach anyone about it in case they rip me off. (it's not something I would make or patent, just want a manufacturer and take a commission)

Did you ever think of an invention.

Alt. Did you ever have an idea stolen from you or did you steal one?

Alt alt. Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 7:53, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BUMHOLE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:14, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So have you ever cheated on someone?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:01, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ex update, she’s texted me about meeting up
My moral compass is working over time.
Should I

A: just politely say fuck off, you DON’T OWN IT ANYMORE, SHITPANTS
B: Meet up and listen then say “well you done fucked up by dumping me and breaking my heart” live with the decisions that you have made
C: Meet up and share a good cup of coffee and talk about what has happened in our life’s since we last met
D: Tell my wife about the contact I’ve been having with the Ex
E: Just turn up and skip in a circle laughing manically then run off
F: please add your own suggestion
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:44, 282 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dozers thread looks a bit dull.
Clothes.

What's your style and what are you in the market for?

Alt; What is so good about your favourite pub?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:08, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In a worrying turn of events in the financial services industry
Wonga alone lent more money than the entire equity release sector last year. Now, putting to one side the fact that equity release is the recommendation of last resort, that is an outstandingly worrying statistic. Not only that, Wonga are now the joint 14th biggest lender in the UK.

What tedious work-related facts would you care to share this evening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:05, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How do you expect your life to alter in the next five years?
Alt: which rough bird(s) off the TV would you shag?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:43, 303 replies, latest was 12 years ago)