Good morning Internet. How are we all this morning?
Apparently the UK government are giving a few million in aid to the Philippines. We also give more than £200 million a year to India. Is this right?

EDIT: Good luck to Winders as he starts his new job today.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 8:26, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I'm in the pub.
Beat that shit-cunts!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 18:56, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've gone power mad my invisible friends and that's a sure sign that things have to change. The clock is ticking.

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What are you like at dancing?
Ok, mega, shit or need 10 pints/a few grams to get on the dance floor?
Alt, most pointless animal? Pandas, they annoy the fuck out of me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:37, 190 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hereby rename this board FrogTopic and install myself as leader barring any dissensions I can see. Hail Frog!

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I JUST GOT BORED OF THE SWIPE/RORY FUCKFEST
What are you bored of?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:12, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I JUST GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF MY FAVOURITE RED ROSES AND CHOCOLATES
this has made my day nice and sparkly. what has made your day good?

alt: what was the last thing you did to make someone else's day good?

altalt: why are you such a curmudgeonly old misery?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:04, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh boy oh boy! A message board all to myself and my ghost replies!

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I have a week of trade shows to attend
This is not a good thing. Late nights, tyre-kickers, no seats and overpriced crap food*. What's in store this week for you my dear fellow B3TANs?

Alt: The TV adverts - I managed to avoid them** until last night at my G/F's place. Good stuff or schmalzfest?

*One I went to last week was 'free catered'. Everything had some sort of sauce on it - from mayonnaise to some sort of pickly/appley gloop. I don't eat sauces or other crap in my sandwiches at all. Ever. I explained this. The caterer brought me a cheese sandwich. With pickle in it because 'Everyone likes pickle'. Nearly throatpunched the twat.
** Still don't own a TV and after watching for a couple of hours last night I won't be buying one any time soon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 7:56, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bloody sod you then

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I could start a new thread I suppose.
Because I'm bored and drunk and I can.

If you've been waiting for a new thread, why didn't you start it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:43, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's Sunday. It's sunny, so what are you shutins doing today?
I intend to do some DIY shopping, cook a roast and drink myself into oblivion by 10 PM.
Alt:Roast beef - rare or well done?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:14, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Must've been something I said

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Just getting ready to go up to the Lakes.
Not driven for a few years not looking forward to it I fucking hate behind the wheel. What haven't you done for a while?
Alt I really don't know.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 8:40, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is this thing on?

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I have gin, an erection and some Cheetos
What have you got?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:29, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Buttin in here batty boy.
It's 27degrees here and drinking Keo. Where am I?
Give clues so we can guess where you are and what you be a doing of.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:56, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guys?

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Let's have a thread that doesn't mention Chompy & swipe for a change.
Talk about anything, salted peanuts, car tyres, IT, anything apart from that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 12:48, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News thread!
news.sky.com/story/1165530/super-typhoon-haiyan-hits-the-philippines

That super typhoon looks mental!! So glad we don't have weather like that.
Our supposed tornado the other week was pitiful in comparison.

Tell the group of your weather woes.


Alt. Any trips planned in the near future? I haven't. Might go to York nearer Christmas.

altalt. Your alcoholic beverage of choice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 11:28, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello?

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OFFTOPIC THREAD GENERATOR ACTIVATED 08/11/2013 08:37AM
GENERIC NEWS QUESTION.....................STATUS OK
ALT: GENERIC FOOD QUESTION.............STATUS OK
ALTALT: GENERIC WAKKI QUESTION.....STATUS OK
RUN PROGRAMME.......................................................GO
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 8:37, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Generic evening thread #751
Good evening. Mrs Cow has gone out for curry, leaving me with doorframes to gloss and a bottle of Merlot

What do you have this very evening?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:10, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

QOTW is 500 posts old this week.
Celebration or memorial service? Although Lego turned out relatively amusing. What alse do you think needs some sort of a party?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:17, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Slaps
Have you ever been slapped round the face or slapped someone round the face?

Alt: beer or wine?
(Stibbins, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:28, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sorry, off topic is now closed
please redirect your posts to: b3ta.com/talk/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm so glad I did that...
In line with Sporto's thread, marvel us with your tales of sheer genius, where you absolutely won at life.

alt. Tea or Coffee

altalt. If money were no object, where would you live?

I would absolutely spend most of my days in one of those underwater hotels in Dubai.
If I didn't have the overwhelming fear of being beheaded.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:10, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why the fuck did I do that?
Tell me your tales of stupidity please, oh offtopic peoples

Alt:
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:10, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tempted?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24843664
Think potential to make a quick few quid or what, chums?
What last tempted you?
Alt, I may be working for a few weeks in Wrexham next month, the place sounds shit. May be right up to or over Crimbo. Would you consider working Crimbo or are you into all that stuff? Is it too early for Crimbo threads?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:16, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)