Looking forward to any telly / films this year?
New Game of Thrones trailer got me 'yaying'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZY43QSx3Fk

How can anyone not think that's awesome?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 11:04, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well done Nakers for getting the week on here to a cracking start
Who is the biggest bent spastic you know offline?

Alt: When was the last time someone shouted at you? What was their reason?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 9:12, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Monday morning, one less weekend left until you die
Alt: pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 7:58, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Totes in my cups right now
ask me anything and you'll get an honest answer, f'reals n shizz, white underbelly showing and all sorts, huns out of the cave etc...
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 0:00, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

yeah hahahahahaha
hahahaaaaaahahahaha yeah

yeah



hahahahahahahahahahahahaa
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 15:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Oh joyous Sunday! You bring warmth to my soul and a smile to my face, wonderful benefactor and redeemer of the weary.
I totes beat the system by drinking gallons and not being hungover. That's a good start to the day. What has turned your frown upside down? You know, what are you up to and other such inane chunterings....
REPLY FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A *PERSONALISED* MONG TIGER
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 9:46, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Following GayJay's example I made a lamb stew in the slow cooker
Including doing some fancy cheffery at the end that made it extra awesome. There's an extra savour to something you make yourself from scratch when it turns out really well.

What have you achieved today?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 20:31, 42 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Many thanks to Battered for getting me to register with Mumsnet, had an entertaining few sessions on there.
This isn't me by the way, honest.
metro.co.uk/2014/01/11/mumsnet-sheffield-guy-looking-for-sex-angers-hundreds-of-women-4258404/
What b3tan do you want to thank and buy a beer for?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 10:36, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So anyway, today my hospital proudly anounced that Jeremy Hunt had written to the chief exec to say 'well done for your had work over winter'
When did you last receive the esteem of a cunt?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 21:49, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you're all fucken pricks

(quintsy, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:44, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Power hour!
I don't trust joggers. They are always the ones who "find" dead bodies.
I'm also dubious of people in the medical profession on here.
What don't you trust?

Alt. Aside from skiing, are you trying anything for the first time in 2014? Suggest something new for a fellow B3tan.

AltAlt. Birthday present suggestions for our lovely Dozer.
Something in Turquoise or Camo preferred. Extra points for swearing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:53, 163 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on friday people, not long to go...
weekend plans?

alt: www.themeparktourist.com/news/20140108/15666/images-uks-camelot-theme-park-abandoned-and-left-rot

sad, cool or creepy? what would you do with it? NO ZOMBIE CHAT.

altalt: when did you last push yourself?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:56, 192 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Conspiracy theories.
This weather eh? Crazy stuff. What do you think is causing it?
I read an article that the Aurora Borealis (him off Buffy) can be seen from the UK. Not being aware of this phenomena I suggested that the Earth could be at a slightly differing axis.
Of course, this was laughed off as this is not a new occurrence (sneaky journalism).
Put forward your theories for our ever-changing planet.

Alt. What other insane theories do you love?

AltAlt. Lunch?

AltAltAlt. Link a news thread or summat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 11:57, 208 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

With it being Friday morning i am, as usual, at the soft play centre. What regular routines do you find yourself in?
Other than boffing MM obvs.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:20, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who would you like to see departing this earth, and in what embarrassing manner?
news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/09/10/02/man-killed-by-atomic-wedgie-police-say
(BeatsWork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:17, 189 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tell me about the biggest cretin you regularly encounter OFFLINE.
Bosses don't count, you cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:09, 127 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lots of posts today, is OT back from the dead?
Also, I totally would have shot Duggan, probably in the face, but who would you shoot?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:56, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How many police officers does it take to crack an egg?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:16, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:12, 48 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

just had to kit myself out for skiing
being a ski virgin, I have borrowed the expensive stuff, but still needed fleecy pants, tops, snow boots etc. I am going to look like a total twat (although my hot tuna gloves and hat are secretly pleasing me). when did you last look like a total twat? or see a total twat?

alt: when did you last have to spend money on something you rather resented?

altalt: would you ever go for therapy? or do you think anyone who sees a therapist needs his head examined?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:14, 262 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone had any amusing public transport related anecdotes lately?
You know, with like buses and stuff.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:36, 179 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright citizens of B3ta?
How's your week been?

Have a gander at these "hilarious" posters with one star Amazon reviews!
usvsth3m.com/post/72428667243/amazon-one-star-reviews-made-into-posters-that-will

alt. Weekend plans? Any of you doing that "Dry January" shite?
Quiet one for me really. Dublin in 2 weeks.

AltAlt. When was the last time you got fined and what for?
I aint been since I was a teenage chav skipping fare on the Metro. Good boy, I am.

As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:54, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There is a new beer available which contains whale MEAT . WHALE MEAT.
5.2%.Would you drink it? It's rich in protein and contains no sugar apparently. What's the strangest thing you've had in your mouth recently? (Not YM).
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:22, 217 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You fall in love zing boom the sky up above zing boom is caving in wow bam!

( Peej, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:51, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Still quiet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:55, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

bit quiet

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 21:48, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Finally left the house since the weekend.
50 metres to the pub. Midweek boozing is a real treat, what do you find a nice treat?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 19:46, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NO FINANCIAL CHAT!!
Do any of you collect things? Or are you a secret hoarder?
Let B3ta know your strange commodities.

Alt. Apparently the Vatican are training more priests to perform exorcisms, which led me to this article...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/video-emerges-of-pope-francis-reportedly-performing-an-exorcism-in-st-peters-square-8624934.html
What's happening here eh?

AltAlt. Evening plans?

I was going to watch the Celeb Big Bro fake eviction thingy, but I don't really care about any of them this time round.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 17:12, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Happy birthday Froggo!
Please post your birthday wishes in this thread.

Alt: Pakis or coons, which are worse?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:54, 218 replies, latest was 11 years ago)