I'm going to see some bands this evening, that you probably won't like.
What do you like that everyone else here probably hates?

Alt: Why do you all hate sportscow so much?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:42, 237 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OK everyone, you have the rest of the day off
What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

Alt:
Shit snacks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:09, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright?
Wednesdays eh? What are they all about? I'm in a chipper mood again today. Must be the sunshine

What would you take from other cultures to incorporate into our own lives, Siesta's for example? Or public stonings?

Alt. Do you get on well with your higher powers at work? Im always in my bosses office having a natter and a coffee, and getting paid for it. Bonus.

AltAlt. Something about food. Lunch? I dunno, God you just expect everything done for you!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:02, 188 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so, bitcoins
was this absolutely and totally predictable? or mindblowingly shocking? would you trust or invest in such a thing?

alt: I'm not ocd about much, but if there are sweets around, like skittles, I like to group them into colours and eat them one colour at a time. what silly things do YOU do?

altalt: what's your secret lazy shortcut?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:10, 179 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yo! Morning.
Who's up for a day of #TOPBANTS and petty squabbles?

Alt: I have a new bag, what do you have?

Altalt: Cor! I expect something has happened in the news, let's have some hair brained, half baked, idiotic chat about that thing that happened that you are outraged about.

God, you're stupid
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 7:48, 175 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Isn't it a bit early to stop the evening posts? Don't all pretend you have lives on a Tuesday night IRL.
There is nothing to watch on TV this evening.

What's the worst programme you've ever seen on television?

If you pretend to be a snob that doesn't have a TV, how do you spend an evening at home on your own?*

*Apart from with my mother or wanking yourself into oblivion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 20:24, 127 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Stupid Bets
Have you ever been part of one? Did you win or lose? What were the stakes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:12, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

2.0
User 'Gluestick Yeti' must have me on ignore, I have no idea who this is, or indeed why. Do you use the ignore system?

Alt: Evening plans or whatever
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:03, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bavarian ham and cheese baguette, thanks for asking.
I went past a student house today that had pizza boxes for "curtains". What moments of brilliance have you had in your long life?

Alt. Got any plans for 2014 lined up?
I've got a wedding and the pre celebrations in June, a week away with the folks in July and Gaga in October.

AltAlt. Does the "bullying" on here sometimes get too personal? Should we just "get over it because it's the internet"?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:47, 262 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:59, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning denizens of b3taland
I would like to know the following please:

1. Best/Silliest purchase
2. Best/Worst week at work
3. Best/Worst date

Thanking you kindly in advance, much love
Sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:42, 157 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everybody 'kay?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 6:57, 27 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ALRIGHT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:10, 31 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who wants a train thread, I bet frog does the big train pervert
Alt: worst job you ever had?

Altalt: sheds and other outbuildings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:26, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Slow B3ta day
Aside from the odd paedo excitement on /talk, how have you been procrastinating while not being on these very important messageboards?
Is work grinding you down?

This site to turn your smartphone into a gameboy is pretty cool. www.benmidi.com/gameboy/ what else is cool?

*clap clap* Come on B3ta. Up your game!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:30, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so greece is seeking another bail-out
should they get it?

alt: so the uk's most popular baby names are harry, Amelia, oliver and Olivia. do you like your name? is it unusual or are you one of the crowd? and what about pets? should they have people names or animal names?

altalt: LUNCH? lusty has picked falafel, so we're off for bowlfuls of tasty falafel and salads.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 12:37, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, I had a weekend mainly by myself, and though I was content, I did get a bit bored.
How are you with your own company? Are you a lone wolf or do you need to be social? I think I sit somewhere in the middle. Better with small groups.

Alt. Piers Morgan sacked by CNN or some other American thing. Who would you banish from the earth and why?
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/cnn-axes-piers-morgan-live-due-to-falling-ratings-9148478.html

AltAlt. Alright?

That Dr preference is a bit rude.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:02, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who the fuck are you looking at?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright cock jockeys?
I am dying of a cold. What are you dying of?

Alt: did I ever tell you about the tregorny tree fayre?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:59, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OT, what's happening?
Owt, or nowt?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:35, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Woss happenin'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:48, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 8:27, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

captain placid likes PTHC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:42, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Apart from Placid who else hs a head like a Bollock?
I nominate Mel Smith and Ian Hislop
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:36, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bollockhead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:39, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Train! Seat! Beer!
It's Friday night bitches, how will you be ripping it up?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:23, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)