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Everyone is very angry todayI am going here tonight for dinner: www.benaresrestaurant.com/
What have you never eaten and would like to? Also what would you never eat?
ALT: Who has the stupidest name of any one you know? A chap at school was called Willy Cramp
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:00,
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I knowtwo people called Paul Daniels and two called Mike Cox
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I have never eaten a lobster, still in its shell
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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NopeI know a few Burkes though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:05,
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I've never eaten vealbut I'd like to try it. I'd never eat any form of insect, and I don't eat offal. For example tripe sounds the most disgusting thing ever.
Alt: Ian Birchett. I also pity anyone with the last name of Prat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Have british Rose Veal, it's delicious and comes without the cruelty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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Cruelty tastes so good though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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soft and melty in the mouth(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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Oh man oh man oh man, this week I'm going to the italian place down the road from me at some point and getting veal escolop with speggetti in a tarmto sauce and deep fried battered corgettes with tartar sauce. OH BOY.It's seriously good stuff, you know, if sometime around the first few days in april you would, you know, like to go.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:34,
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Tripe is foulbut most offal is lovely - devilled kidneys, for example are the breakfast of WINNARZ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:51,
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I just couldn't eat itobviously I eat pate etc, but the idea of sitting down to liver and onions or something is disgusting
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:56,
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Have you tried Chopped Liver? That's like a half way between pate and full... think of it as a half way house into the world of offal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:53,
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Woah yeah. Kosher-style chopped liver ...Salted grilled livers, hard-boiled eggs, and onions slowly caramelised in rendered chicken fat, all blitzed up coarsely together with a good bit of pepper. Oy vey.
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Alt:Whilst not individually amusing, in primary school there were four girls in our year called Bankey, Janki, Waheeda and Aseeda. Which as I'm sure you'll understand as ten year olds we all found hilarious.
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Black pudding-shudders- I had the opportunity to try some t'other day, but I felt sick. It'd been fried in fat that was just hangin' around in a frying pan. And it's BLOOD. Ew.
Alt: Can't say that! They might google and find me. It's the best name ever though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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You're making a terrible error.Black pudding is fucking stupendous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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^ ThisCharles MacLeod's Stornaway black pudding is the mut's nuts. Not literally. I hope.
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Black pudding makes even salad enjoyable.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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I knew a guy in school called Simon DickIt was an all-boys school, so he had a hell of a time. There was also a girl I knew in 6th form called Autumn Rose Sarah Ellis
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From anyone else this would be a 7/10but I know you can do better
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I'm not in the zone todaybut I felt this could not go unanswered
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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There's a woman at my companycalled Sandi Beevor.
I've never met her, but I imagine that she's always in a bad mood.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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I know of a Piggott(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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Lobster, I'd love to try it!I'll never eat liver again, it's fucking vile.
Alt: Dong Mingazhu and Sarah Pitchfork are the two best names I've come across while working here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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Liver is nice!with bacon and onions too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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Liver, if done right, is fucking devine.I've had lobster 3 times this year thanks to it being on special at my local fishmongers Joyous iTimes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:37,
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Calves' liver is fucking superb.Foie gras even more so.
Somewhat nicer that your daily munchy box.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Don't forget chicken livers, sooooo cheap but sooo nice if you flashfry with garlic salt on the hottest pan you can get and then flombay with whisky or brandy and add cream and pasta and OH GEE OH GOSH, seriously, I can gook for 4 on a fiver (inc booze)with this dish. And I gaurnty everyone would enjoy, even those who don't like offal, as long as they can bring themselves to try it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:52,
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I know a guy called Dick Mold(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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my brother repeatedly tells me about a guy at his work who the email system refers to asLovemore, Dick
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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hahahahahahahahahaha!Most emails from him would be stopped as spam (javelin)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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I don't think there's anything I particularly feel the need to trybut I know for damn sure I will never eat oysters. I hate the smell of fishy stuff anyway, and seafood is generally off the menu. But the idea of swallowing something that has the same sensation as old snot lumps just makes me want to retch.
Alt: When I was teaching, I had a pupil called Peter Hiscocks. His classmates very earnestly tried to convince me his middle name was 'Sachs'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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Not had raw oystersbut had some lovely battered ones in a Chinese restaurant in Manchester
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Lucky you - I'm very interested in reading your review of your meal.I've never had a kobe beef steak. I'd never eat cock or bollocks - but I've no problem with brains etc, none at all.
Alt: I know this bloke called 'NakedApe' - man, what a flidmo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Best of all the spack-lawnmowers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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I have been pondering changing my user nameconsidering all of the horrendous bullying I have to endure on here!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:27,
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That won't help.Unless you also change your personality at the same time.
Best of luck with that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:44,
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Place in Glasgow does Kobe beef burgersI'm going to have to try them sometime...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:27,
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Aye, but I can't see myself getting it cheaper anywhere else...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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I've had it in sausages - it was a waste as they were 'meh'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:44,
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If you don't have the Kobe, try the Colossus.It's magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:08,
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The place next door me at work, does kobe beef fillet, you know, if, errm, sometime, you know, you would like to, nah', I'm being silly, you wouldn't...(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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Yup, the place is called '26 Smithfields', or it might be the one on the other side of me, who's name I can't remember.Can't do it this month on account of international nintendo caused credit crisis, but perhaps next month?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:10,
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Awesomes ! It's right near Smithfield's market, so you _know_ it's going to be aged right.There are so many machalin places near me that I'm shocked, I went into one by accident last week. I fucking <3 Farringdon.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:50,
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Alt: Hermal Dikshitworks for Dell in india, I lolled everytime he emailed me.
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I haven't eaten horse, but I'd like too try it.I have eaten oysters but I don't like them, I'd never eat insects like those fucking twats on the Khao San Road do when the man comes round with his stall of scorpions.
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What's that French dish where they eat bird foetuses in the eggs?That's something I wouldn't eat.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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In the south of face they eat baby song birds deep friedNot foetuses I think
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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I had to force myself to eat soft shell crab at the japanese as it looks to much like an insect, but I got over it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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Fucking tasty though isn't it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:46,
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loads and loadsmy brother's mate ewan kerr.
old tenants michael hunt, gary noone and nahida mann.
tour guide in the usa called emily wankoff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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Not sure if there's anything I absolutely wouldn't eat, except peanuts, but that's cos they're fucking rankYou don't get a figure like mine by ignoring food. What do I wish I'd eaten? A proper Argentinian steak. Even the one I had at Glastonbury was fucking awesome. Hopefully going to Buenos Aires later this year to see how much better it gets.
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Darth in Global search for better meat shocker(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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If I had the moneyI would love to travel the world sampling all the meat I could find, mostly in defiance of Ms Foxtrot's condition.
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The Argie steakhouse by my flat is su-fucking-perb.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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*loads trebuchet with my own poo-poo*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:52,
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Has anyone been to an Angus Steakhouse?they intregue me, it's like eating in the 1970's but the prices are bang up to date!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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I'm sure it would be awful, I'm just interested as they are everwhere in the West End(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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I pity those poor overseas visitor mugs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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they have the same chances we have when we go abroadand I know when I'm in barcelona to stay the fuck off the Ramblas , it's simple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:01,
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hahahahA mate of mine went to germany on an exchange when he was 16, the girl he was staying with was 6ft and 200llbs with a beard, her name you ask?
It was Geezer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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Would like to try lobsterWouldn't like to try anything that was still alive.
Alt: A lecturer named Randy Fleisch (pronounced 'Flesh'). He was American, not surprisingly.
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My mother had a teacher called 'Mrs Smellie'Perhaps teaching was not such a great choice of career.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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anyone who knows djtpwill know that my maiden name was also not particularly suitable for a career in teaching.
God, I got tired of hearing that damn song...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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A teacher at scholl was called Mr. ShernHe was commonly referred to as Eric
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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No but he almost exploded once when two boys pretended to have asthma attacks when made to run around the pitchesturns out his son had almost died from one the week before, i honestly thought his moustahce was going to shoot off with rage!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:53,
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I bet he didn't like it when kids were laceyHe proper gave them the boot, I bet.
*sigh*
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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Pun appreciation from Jeff.The doublest of double-edged swords.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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*Scratches head*Ponders...
Nope, still not sure if I'm offended or delighted by your comment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:04,
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Go with offended, I shouldIf only because it would lend those shameful puns the appropriate feeling of tragedy.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:06,
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Great subthread, gentlemen.Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:13,
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My favourite of the Greek islands too,(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:29,
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How was your Sunday booze session?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:16,
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A bit much for me after Saturday, if I am honest.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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You're getting old Monty(says the bloke who spent the day on the sofa eating sweets and getting a take-out as I was too hungover to do anything)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:24,
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I am indeed.If I'd have left the cognacs out of the equation on Saturday I'd have been fine. And the drugs. And beer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:29,
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Two out of three isn't bad.Or whatever it was Meatloaf said.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:31,
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My GCSE physics teacher was called Philip Doe.A classmate of mine had to write a 1000 word essay for him on why his e-mail address "pdoe@brightoncollege" wasn't actually the most hilarious thing in the world for a bunch of bored 15 year olds.
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He was literally just out of teacher training school as well.I would've felt sorry for him if it hadn't have been just the most perfect unfortunate situation.
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Offal, and peas. Yuck.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:06,
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I dislike them.They taste wierd.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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And beetroot is rank also.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:12,
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I get the feeling that your mum didn't do the choochoo noises enoughwhen you were a kid.
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:16,
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The fact that she spent his entire childhood 'chugging away' might explain the problem.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:18,
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Too many aeroplanes coming in to land.Edit: I have just contradicted myself here. I really am on absolutely stellar form today.
*facepalm*
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Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:19,
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Nah she was alright,I will try things but those are the two standout tastes I don't like. And mustard actually but that doesn't count.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:19,
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Man, mustard is superb.So a fat pile of mash, peas, gravy, gourmet sausages and a hearty dollop of mustard...is something you wouldn't actually enjoy?
This is so far removed from my own tastes as to be almost incomprehensible to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:26,
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What were you going to call your book of mustards?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:28,
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'I, mustard'as in 'I must turd'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:33,
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I would have no mustard, substitute the peas for mushroomsand maybe have reggae reggae sauce or something similar.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:32,
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ALT: Think Crow posted this a couple of months backbut for pure unintentional comedy, courtesy of our colonial cousins, this one's pretty hard (fnar) to beat (hur hur):
www.lmunet.edu/alumni/alumni/distinguised_alumni/bumgardner.shtml
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It is indeed one of the most hilarious names I've ever stumbled acrossBest of all, him and his compatriots probably wouldn't have realised why it makes immature Britons like you and I cry with laughter.
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