The heavens just opened here in Weston.
You know, the proper kind of rain that it's ace to listen to, as long as you're somewhere warm and dry.
What non-musical sounds do you love to hear? Minus points for "Do you fancy a pint/joint/blowjob?"

Alt: what exactly is fizzy pop doing to my insides?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:51, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A good clean airy blasting fart.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Morning you
That's class, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Mawwwnin!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Can't stand the rain on my window.
Bringing back sweet memories.
Hey window pain, do you remember.
The way life used to be.

I have a 12" Lp of some band with rain and helicopters on it. I used to love listening to it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I have a cassette of whale song over a bsae of waves and other sea sounds
A friend bought it for my 18th birthday, when I was going through my hippy goth type phase. It's supposed to have subliminal messages on it about relaxing and stuff.

It actually is quite relaxing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

As my Nana would say "It's doing what it does to a 2p piece."
So you have nice clean shiny insides. Be happy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

So based on that, it would be safe for me to have a glass of Cilit Bang.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I think we'd all apreciate it if you did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

BANG!
And the Jeff is gone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I almost got arrested in Stockport once for joking about a man who had drunk bleach
accidently instead of lemonade.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Put it through a SodaStream first

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

It's the fizzness, it's the business!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yes Jeff
Chased down with some Mr Sheen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I'm feeling quite cosmopolitan today, I'll have some Jif - with a hint of lemon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Needs MOAR TONIC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
*fires up the first can of the day*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Thunder is all of the ace
Kids laughing too. Proper unbridled happiness laughs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Just to completely pervert the point and purpose of your post
I cannot stand the sound of wine pouring. Cannot stand it. Sends me into involuntary spasms, hairs standing up on back of neck, the works.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I like that
as it means I will shortly be drinking wine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I know, right?
Logically it should be a fucking awesome noise. Even when I'm having a sexy Rioja poured into my own glass, I can't stop myself reacting badly. My sister is exactly the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

gl
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Tanin
Brownout
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think the 'reacting badly' bit is where Darth becomes 'corked'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The reassuring sound of coffee being stirred.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This^
Though I have filter coffee like Darth's men. Black, big and bitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

A radio in another room, meaning you're not the first person up.
Or pots and pans in the kitchen, meaning someone's cooking for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I know what you mean on that first point
Saturday mornings at home used to be ace. I'd wake up to Dad playing his records really loud, and Mum starting the weekend housework. Of course it was soon ruined by them shouting at me to get up and join in with the cleaning and stuff, but it's an ace way to wake up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I prefer to be the first one up.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Me too
otherwise it's all gooey and I can't help feeling a bit gay. This makes gang bangs difficult for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

The sound of someone breathing softly in my ear.
And babies snuffling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Chompy will be delighted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

boring reply is boring, but i do like the sound of the waves
Fizzy pop is bumming you from the inside out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Oh yes! I forgot the sound of waves.
I'd love to live by the sea.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

*belms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

*drowns*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

*kersplisssssssssh*
i also like the sound of pebbles being dragged down the beach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

The sound of a match being lit.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Did you burn the piano in bristol?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

There's an old piano and it's playing hot....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

.........behind the green door.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

i also like the sound of a cat purring on your lap, or the wind in the trees

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're either a massive a bender
or trying to get us to sleep with you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I also like the sound of massive oiled up breasts slapping together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

One thing that makes me happiest is hearing my cat purring while I give him attention or when he curls up next to me as I go to sleep.
it's so comforting and loving at the same time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

The sound of my dog snoring.
It's quite a small dog (a Westie) so it's only a very faint noise.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Bet I could make it scream.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Dogs don't scream
However, they do bite testicles, which might cool your ardour somewhat.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

^this
My dog is so cute when he snores.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I like it when mine dreams

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I worry when Biscuit does that
because it sounds like he might be having nightmares.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It's ok, he chasing wabbits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

^ This
Sometimes she starts barking very very quietly in her sleep. It's hilarious.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

that sleepwalking dog on youtube always cracks me up
as does the one who's been dubbed over with the teasing conversation. I could literally watch them for hours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I haven't seen those
Can you link them please, and I'll check them out when I get home? Ta.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sure

Sleepwalking dog

Dog tease

Have fun!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

This is the best dog related video on Facebook
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBQO6zrOjY&feature=fvwrel
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Cute, but not funny.

and the cat version
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

hah

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

When you do a poo and it does a plop.

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

and then disappears...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

MAGIC POO.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Or when you pick up the poo and something makes you laugh so you start clapping and then the poo flying everywhere makes you laugh so you clap some more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Scat sealion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

An endless cycle.

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The sound of the waves in the moonlight, the sound of an ultrasound picking up the heartbeat of your first child, the sound of your father breathing for the first time in what feels like an age while he's asleep as you watch his chest for movement to make
sure he's still alive, the sound of stabbing a microwave meal plastic top, the sound of a dog shaking water off it's coat, the sound of the opening of styrophome, the sound of a police car syran when you've just been attacked, the sound the opening of a can of fizzy pop on a baking hot day, the sound of a child laughing, the climaxing sigh of a loved one after a round of passion, the sound of the roulette wheel filled with promise of fortunes, the sound of a kiss, the sound of a text message from someone you wanted to hear from, the sound of "The next stop is [where you live]" after a long day, the sound foxes prancing about in the snow, the sound of a bath emptying after a relaxing soak, the sound when your heart skips a beat because you sware you've just meet the women you might marry one day, the sounds of the huge massive orgy that happened in 'swipes house after the b4sh thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That heartbeat one is amazing....
i like the sound of the bubbles fizzing after I pour a G&T, they ccome to a small crescendo then fade and then it's gin time!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I'm *guessing*
that you haven't experienced ALL of those sounds yourself, have you, Gonz?
Be honest, now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

the last one he did

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, you have no idea what Amberl and I did on your sofa after you went to bed.



slept.
(berk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Is it true that she has a jacuzzi? And that she fills it with yop?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

yes.
It's amazing. Although she managed to get it all over my face last time...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

yes
and no. champagne.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I heard someone mention it was cava repackaged.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

LIES!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah.
It's obviously Diet Coke.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

rakky and i did exactly the same in my bed
funny that, given the amount of booze we all consumed.

god that fiery orange aftershock. i can still taste the fucking thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Nah', I was just trying to get chicks to sleep with me like you said up there.
Proper romantic, me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

The beat that my heart skipped sounded like this?
also, do foxes prancing in snow make a noise?
(berk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Soulless music, artless lyrics, goaless movements, heartless gimicks, controllers clueless, careers lasting a minute... if this is the big life then I'm not looking to live it
We ain't pushing the bounderies, we're blowing them up. We ain't tryin' to expand the scene, we want the scene to errupt, so make some room on the floor and somebody bolt the doors 'cus tonight we ain't seeking applause. Tonight, well, gee.....just wanna have some good old fassion little fun, ya'll.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

The sound of her plaintive pleading as you do what you know must be done.
The assertive slam of the cellar door.
The frantic scrabbling of fingers against hinges and handles.
The cries of the human voice damped by a braced wooden obstacle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I am so glad you didn't do that to me in Belgium.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Well, maybe if you'd booked a hostel room with a cellar...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

we had a shower room.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah, but what if I needed a shower?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

which you did, smelly boy that you are. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*lifts arm*
*gingerly inhales*
*passes out*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that reminds me of that scene in Madagascar where the monkey sniffs his pit and faints, falling off his branch to the ground in the process.
makes me giggle EVERY time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I love to hear it absolutely pissing down outside
when I am warm and dry in bed. Except when it started pissing it down at 2:30am this morning, I was doing something else in bed and wasn't really listening to the rain. *smirks*

Diet coke is not an acceptable substitute for sleep, I have found.

ALT - thunderstorms, the ocean, wind in the trees, cats purring etc - all good noises.
(berk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

So you were warm but not dry?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Fnar.

(berk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Oh great, I spend an entire evening trying to come up with tooth related puns, and failing, thus causing me to think the rest of the time since then with more tooth related puns because I couldn't think up any on the night.
An you come up with one right there and then 2:30 (Tooth hurty).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I just got my third Randomburn CD
and I thought *I* was a slow worker...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I've only had two
One was a dvd full of radio shows rather than 18 tracks though so can't complain
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I still reffuse to believe that with all these 'random' CDs, there wasn't a single chapter from a single audio book.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I don't have any audio books on my ipod. Does this make me weird?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

My iPod is pretty much only audiobooks
which is more weird than not having any.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Mine had parts of Lord of the Rings
but you're allowed to swap a couple.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Do you have any audio plays? My fave one is the BBC dramatisation of "Childhood's End" by Arthur C Clark.
I fucking love that audio play, I have listened to it probably sevral 100 times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

If I could recommend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_into_Space

Journey into Space, a 50's take on space travel in about 1 million episodes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Cool, I'll check it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I sent out eleven.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I sent out 6
I wasn't given 11 addresses. I thought that mathematically though you only send out 5, potentially you could receive more. I'm very upset about only getting two and have started mainlining again to get over the sorrow. You could send me one and make it 12.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I sent out my official five
then one to the person that organised it, one to Bobby, one to Crunchy, one to Darth, one to TGA.

I've actually received four, because I got an extra one from Bobby.

Not a great return, all told.

EDIT: if you gaz me your address, I will happily send you out one of mine. I thought it was pretty excellent this year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I can't find the covers I made with the cocks and everything!
I'll obviously send one in return though.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i had 3
Rory keeps saying he's going to do his "soon".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I read that as "iPad 3"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

i've only had one.
it was from crunchy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I bought dvd cases and made proper covers with magenta cocks and everything

( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I think my case got damaged in the journey here.
I think also that other people thought "Australia? fuck that." and didn't bother.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I sent one to China
I had to write out all the little symbols by hand
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Go you for writing it out. Why didn't you just copy+paste and print out a label?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Because I don't have a printer at home
and I was at home when I wrote out the labels
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

fair enough.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I had one international one
but it was only Ireland, which isn't quite so expensive. Not that I wouldn't have sent on eto Australia if that had been one of my official five. I take my Randomburn very seriously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I was going to do it but I had that accident and had bills to pay so I had to pull out,
and binky put me in anyway. Was a very lovely thing to do.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Queefs

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

winna

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Alt: nothing at all
stomach acid pisses over and laughs at fizzy pop.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

doesn't it sorta create a buffer?
the stomach acid is essentially HCL, and then fizzy pop's basically CO2, and that creates HCO2? and Cl? I dunno. That's just what I vaguely remember from last semester.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

No idea, I don't have any first hand knowledge
but presumably if your body can handle having stomach acid in it, then a bit of pop's not going to do any harm.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Teeth will be the most damaged I would think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)