Good thing I didn't buy a ticket to go to Chicago.
When was the last time you didn't do something and it turned out to be a good thing?

alt: why do YOU hate n-dubz?
alt alt: why am I stupid?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 5:55, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

yes, I know you're all asleep
but these are important issues I need to read about when I wake up

because *someone* deleted me from facebook after calling me stupid for liking n-dubz. *huffs*

I may be a drunken trouble starter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 5:58, Reply)

why, what happened in Chicago?
alt: jealousy.
altalt: you're not, you're just speshul.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:14, Reply)

nothing, I was planning a while ago to meet a certain b3tan in chicago but I lost my job and can't afford to go
and this person is all rawr anyone who likes ndubz is stoopid
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:20, Reply)

well fuck that shit
I hope you have an appropriate photo of Cheryl Cole making a 'what-evah' face.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:28, Reply)

tinyurl.com/448zua3
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:41, Reply)

I knew you'd come through

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:06, Reply)

Mornin'
It is too early for to answer questions.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:42, Reply)

Nothing.
Because I can never say no to anything. Far more often I regret going somewhere/doing something cos it cost loads and was shit.
On a reasonably related note, I am nearly at the airport. In a few hours I will be running round a Polish brothel shouting 'AHAAAAAAA!' and seeing how long it takes for me to get thrown out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:59, Reply)

pleasepleaseplease
pay one of them to do squat thrusts, it's funny enough to bear repeating and it could become your 'thing'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:10, Reply)

I have been thrown out of two brothels on the continent.
Once for bursting into an occupied room and shouting 'Butter my arse', the other for running round the corridoors whilst singing the Men Behaving Badly theme tune at the top of my lungs. I fully intend to make it a hat trick today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:47, Reply)

Do you ever look at your life
and think 'wow, I really am a total fucking tool'?
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:21, Reply)

One suspects if he had he wouldn't do it.
Give it another 5 years I reckon, if he live. Also, sooner or later they'll stop giving him money and expect him to work for a living.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Bless his little cotton socks.
He does seem to live a full life.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Cotton?
How plebeian, the finest silk for our Baz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Another exciting episode of Barryoaks

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

do you ever look at your face
and think 'fuck me i really am a total munt'?

sanctimonious cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Sing Popcorn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

In other news the Dale Farm evictions have started
Best TV for ages.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:49, Reply)

Bugger, I can't get video on my works computer anymore.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:51, Reply)

Can you access sky.com from work? Should be able to watch it there
EDIT: the #dalefarm hashtag on Twitter is also worth a look. Hilarious indignation and stupid comments about ethnic cleansing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:53, Reply)

I've got nothing to say
I'm just playing about with my new phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:06, Reply)

What sort did you get? Can you watch the evictions on it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:10, Reply)

It's useless if he can't

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:13, Reply)

Watching this so far it's clear that "lucky" heather doesn't work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:16, Reply)

It only works if you buy it ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:31, Reply)

What fucks me off is all the claims of ethnic cleansing.
Bollocks. It is enforcement of a planning law. Any comparison to ethnic cleansing is disrespectful to those who have genuinely experienced that in the past.

The middle class lefty student "anarchists" clamping themselves to various items on the site should be left there to starve.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

They are not an ethnic group.
But people throwing around casualy racism and calling them gypos and pikies makes it appear more like they are, which feeds sympathy for them if anything.

/middle class lefty ex-student anarchist
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Isn't the whole point of being a traveller
that you travel?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

If you travel or not, you should have to abide by the law. If I built a home without planning permission I would be forced to remove it. I don't see why these people should be treated any differently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

They shouldn't, it's a planning dispute, as you say.
I was just pointing out that the idiots on the one side are fueling the idiots on the other. In a rational world this would be a total non-story
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I can't actually think of anything for this tbh
Is the b3tan in question an overweight Welshman?

Alt: They're crap
Alt Alt: You're not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Last night's talk of teachers made me glad I never trained to be one.
Alt: I could='t name a song of theirs, but That Dappy chap was on Nevermind The Buzzcocks and apeared to be a moron, this combined with the silly name and a suspicion of their musical style suggests to me they are not my cup of tea.

AltAlt: I don't think you are, I think you are stuck in a bad place, probably have selfesteem issues and sometimes make bad decisions, buy hey, join the club.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

If people with self-esteem issues didn't make bad decisions
some of us would never get laid. It's God's plan, I tell you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Quite right lighty, quite right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Exactly this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Alt: because they are thugs and shit.
AltAlt: I don't know you well enough to comment with any certainty, you don't seem that stupid so far though.


I feel like I should have taken the day off work to stay and watch Dale Farm. Oh well.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I am recording it on Sky+
Would you like a special celebration DVD copy?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*puts hand up*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
I live less than 5 miles away, I'll probably get to see them traipsing up and down the A127 if I get home quickly enough tonight.

It's Freddy Eastwood I feel sorry for, he'll have nowhere to visit the next time he tries to come home.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Please get photos if you can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Surely he could just bring his caravan?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I heard he was heading down there with his shotgun.
The police aren't worried though, he hasn't got a shot on target in 2 years.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Are these football jokes?
Cos I don't get them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Yes.
Yes, they are.

Although I think you are being overly generous in your definition of the word 'joke'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It's early, I'm giving you some slack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I actually dont even know who he plays for now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Coventry have just said that he is free to leave.
I'm actually hoping he comes back to Southend now. Him and Neil Harris together ought to be formidable at League 2 level.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Yes they would be!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

'Police breached a court order and used sledgehammers to break through legal walls and fencing'
Fucks sake. I think the illegal settlement should be moved, I am 100% behind that, but the police don't exactly help themselves sometimes, do they?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

The gyppos countered with MC Hammer
'Can't touch this!'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

While the police used their loudspeakers to blast out Willie Nelson's "On The Road Again"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I can't wait to get on the road again...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I just have the tiniest suspicion
that months and months of cuntish timewasting on technicalities using taxpayer's money for legal bills - whilst all the time knowing full well they will eventually lose anyway - may just have left "the establishment" with a tiny bit of frustration to vent.

That, and it became the latest cause celebre for yoghurt-knitting twats with fuck all concept of real life. So, y'know, bring the fucking noise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I don't hate N-Dubz. They're just not my cup of tea.
You are AWESOME, especially since you have being a merkin to contend with.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Oh come on. Dappy need euthanising.
That level of tool should not be granted human priviledges.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

He's a pillock but I don't hate him.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

arseholes like him
are living breathing proof of the pathetic depths to which society has plunged to reward fame for fame rather than talent's sake.

I don't hate anybody, granted. But I certainly wish the fucker didn't exist, and if I can't have that, then a spectacular realisation by all of society that he's a no-talent mouth breather with the IQ of a slightly confused spaniel would be a start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't have sex with a horse last night, this was a good thing
alt: There aren't enough words in the English language

alt alt: for getting upset with someone who is obviously not worth your time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Was Tuesday "donkey" night then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

No it was 'Ass night'
BOOM!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

The whole not having sex with a horse thing is just one more difference between you and Catherine the Great.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Apparently this never happened.
/watches too much QI
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Don't ruin my jokes!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

How's Australia this evening?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Beaaaaaaaaaaaautiful.
It's been sunny and warm at about 28-29degrees all day, I've been to the beach and everything. And to the Races. And did study. So I've been a busy bee! How's England?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Bloody freezing this moring, but nice and sunny so I don't mind
Also the babba slept for 6 hours last night so only needed feeding once, whoooop!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I think the highlight of my day was eating icecream by the beach.
I love icecream.
The other highlight was swimming in the ocean.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I hate you*


*not really, just jealous
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

ha, if it's any consolation, I've pretty much been locked in my room for the last three months studying for these exams.
And I have my final one for this year tomorrow night and it's on Chemistry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Good luck! Now off you pop and do some revision

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Where did everybody go?
Does frozen Planet start tonight on BBC 1, I do like a good Attenborough nature series.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I'm here, but everyones talking about football and I couldn't contribute if I wanted to.
*wanders off to get a cup of tea*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

No, sorry
it was just a brief aside, I know this isn't the place to debate the strengths and weaknesses of Southend's strikeforce.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

it's fine
topics will always come up that some cannot participate in, I wasn't winging, this time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

What do you call a hot bird with two cunts?
Incidentally they played in my little humble Cornish town a few years back and after their gig they were drinking in the same pub as my amazing step dad who took the piss out of them for blocking the bar with about 20 minders when they "aren't that famous if their playing gigs in Camborne" and he took the piss out of that one who wears the stupid hats.
( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

The Thompson Twins?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Showing your age there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

An internet superstar?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

ahhhh fucking hell, I can't cope with that little puntuation at this time in the morning.
But, fair play for ripping the piss out of Daffy or whatever the fuck he's called. The bloke is one of the most stupendous tools I've ever come across.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I also seem to have an issue with punctuation this early in the morning.
Sorry
( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Cat Dealy on SMTV.
'cus she presented it with Ant'n'Dec
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

THIS WAS VERY FUNNY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I won't say I laughed
But I did breifly thing "Mmmmm, Cat Deeley..." if that helps.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Cor blimey, if she was walking down the road, waiting for the 298 to cockfosters from the ASDA stop with two big bags full of grooceries, minding her own buisness....
... I'd shout out to her "Oi, Cat Dealy, fancy a shag?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

"A small caravan which was emblazoned with the words 'lady with difficulty breathing' has just gone up in flames."
Do you reckon they wrote that on the side before or after the fire started?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah, splendid.
Especially as I assume the residents did it themselves to make the baliffs look bad, as "setting fire to shit" is not one of the techniques usually employed in eviction 101?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

According to twitter, there was a woman in there who had assisted breathing, which had been shut off when the power went.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

So should, y'know, probably have gone to hospital where she would be safer?
Also - Twitter. Not a source of the fucking truth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

She doesn't pay taxes so has no right to NHS care
lazy bint can breath by herself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I know, my feed on there is so full of shit it's quite funny.
"Barron claims cops are 'defending themselves'. Someone set this man's trousers on fire, please. #DaleFarm" - Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they currently having bricks thrown at them?

"The enquiry will show police, bailiffs & council violently broke the law. But this will come too late for the homeless people of #DaleFarm" - As compared to those who chose to settle there illegally in the first place?

"Funny. Don't remember seeing riot police going in when Tesco ignored planning laws." - Tesco provide a service, travellers don't.

Etc, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I had to stop reading the twitter feed.
I'm relying on The Guardian now. (it's OK, I know all the biasses that involves)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Since I had to give up on the BBC yesterday
after their idiotic inflation headline, I'm actually relying on the Daily Mash and you lot, right now. Don't let me down, boys and girls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I'm getting my info from The Sport
So far they have signed up 3 gypsy teenagers to show their boobs next week, one of whom is preganant by her cousin but still in love!!11!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Given that the 'updated every minute' Guardian feed hasn't changed since 09.38 (and yes, I did hit refresh to make sure I hadn't just set it wrong)
I think you may have the best source after all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm just finding it hilarious

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'm not saying that's not true
but the misinformation that is going to come out from both sides, either by design or confusion, today is going to be immense.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I know, I'm quite amused by it
As that's most likely bullshit, because I can't see a campsite having the most reliable electricity source.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

The Daily Mash article on it
is a work of genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Link?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/dale-farm-eviction-brings-out-best-in-everyone--201110194436/
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Seriously, when did The Daily Mash stop being shit?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

quite some time ago.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well that's not good enough.
Once I've made a judgement that something is shit, it should at least have the decency to stay shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

The first seriously good article I remember
was www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/people-who-know-how-to-fucking-park-on-brink-of-extinction-20070912397/

and that was in 2007.....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

that is excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

There are loads of excellent Daily Mash articles
one of my favourites is www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/kids-who-eat-pizza-'do-not-ask-lots-of-smart%11arse-questions'-201102083519/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Haha, that's excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Oh very good
I particularly liked the line "...while the police responded with the sort of joyful, improvised brutality they usually reserve for middle class students."
Good stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Stupid client has cancelled my meeting, but I didn't bring my gym kit or any lunch
so will waste my lunch break, twats.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

You're going to have to do your exercises in your vest and pants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

but everyone will laugh at me : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Surely you're used to this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You'll have to do it in your pants and vest then
Nobody believes you "forgot" your gym kit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

mindpiss

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

In your own time, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I was busy adding an extra dig

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Alt alt: You are bright as a button. Do pipe down.
Alt: they are common. And shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Good morning Monty, how does this morning find you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Whilst wishing to avoid being a caricature of myself, I am in a fucking appalling mood.
I had a blazing row with my boss last night inc. shouting etc. Ruined my evening last night and my emailed request for a meeting of my department + him to discuss some issues was met with 'I have no desire to enter into an email conversation in this small office'. I sent it half an hour before the prick turned up this morning.

I was awake at half three this morning fuming about this shit and am consequently tired and grumpier than ever. I also STILL not well.

Alt reply: fine thanks! You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Take the day off and watch the gypsies being tasered instead. Best TV for years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I do feel ever so slightly less angry at the world just reading this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I am recording it all on Sky+ and no doubt will watch it time and time again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'll come over with some fine wine and cheese and watch it, one night, if you'll have me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

A superb idea. I will provide the port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

'GYPPO NIGHT'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Interesting fact of the day.
The taser was inspired by a fictional invention from one of a series of books about a boy called Tom Swift and is an acronym for Thomas A. Swift's Electronic Rifle.

I now expect everyone to either say they already knew that, or to quickly disprove this with FACTS, but I find it interesting. As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Interesting indeed, but I smell a 'bacronym' here.
cf 'posh'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Possibly
but someone may bother their arse to look it up to confirm or deny this sooner or later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Actually I believe bluey is right, here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

If a clever man like Badgo backs me up, that is more than good enough for me...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

It sounds so implausible
But Wikipedia backs you up so it's clearly INTERNET FACT, I shall use this to bore someone in the future, thank you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

ONLINE VALIDATION!!!11!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Someone needs to ask QI
If they say it's true, then that's good enough for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'll look in my Big Book of General Ignorance when I get home.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

What's your diary got to do with anything?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

That'll be the new thing I learnt today, and I thank you for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

He sounds lovely and reasonable. You are very lucky.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I high-five myself every morning, and whoop repeatedly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I fear this constant whooping may actually be a sign of rabies
Sorry to be the bearer...etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*foams*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Quick, go and bite your boss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Poor old Monty.
And that's not a caricature of you, "I did massive Drugs and went bankrupt" would be the caricature. That's just a genuinely shitty event. I say you knife the cunt.

I'm fine, nothing interesting to report here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's on dull days like this that I wish I was Barry, running through brothels and shouting obsceneties.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

"Butter my arse" made me laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Is he not letting you wear your Homer Simpson tie?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Haha, oh man, totally sucks to be you, haha. lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Wow... just wow...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)