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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I watched Xmen first class last night.
It's great to see COMIC BOOKS adapted onto FILM don't you agree.

Alt: Lets play who's next on the European economy dominoes I think the eastern europen countries will be next, but no one will report it.
Edit Alt: My office christmas party will be in Leeds beat that for shitness.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:38, 268 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
No I do not agree, with the exception of the brilliant 60s Batman film.
Alt: Spain

Alt alt: I cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I've not seen it, can I get it on dvd or do I have to get it on vinyl.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)
haha!
The white sleeve numbered edition is where its at, maaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)
You can get it on DVD, I've got it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)
That is an excellent film
Holy smokes batman they've dehydrated teh secruity council!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I've been watching the TV series on ITV4.
It's one of the few perks of being unemployed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I've never read the comic books that most films seem to be based on
However, I have no issue at all with watching the films. Sometimes you just need a basic no-frills superhero film to watch and not have to think about it. Exceptions to this were: The Avengers (Uma Thurman one) which was "fucking shit" and Superman (the new version)

Alt:
Lichtenstein. One banker is going to nick all their money and fuck off to Belize

Alt Alt:
Ours in in the Baltic art gallery on the bank of the Tyne
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)
The Avengers was a terrible, terrible film.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)
I also got my only speeding ticket on the way back from it
This adds to its slurry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Superman Returns has about 5-10 minutes of it that are worth watching
The rest is just dire.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I must have missed those 10 mins
Summary:
FUCK ALL HAPPENS IN THE ENTIRE FILM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)
The bit at the start where Lois Lane gets thrown around the plane.
Worth a LOL, if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I cannot remember any scene other than the bullet-eye bit
and that was shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)
It's too concerned with being a love letter to the first two films.
Instead of just being its own film.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is probably why I liked it so much the first time I watched it.
I love the first two films. I've since recognised how poor Superman Returns is in reality. The best part was hearing the Superman theme booming out over the opening credits in the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I have to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Could you honestly say it's worse than Batman and Robin, though?
Or Superman IV, a film so ineptly executed that it makes you want to chew your own knuckles off?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)
I've never seen Superman IV
And Batman and Robin is far worse, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
When I saw Batman & Robin in the cinema there was a power cut about 20 minutes before the end of the film
It's testament to my completionist attitude that I stuck around to watch the ending rather than walk out and do something less boring instead.

/whydontyou
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I've never walked out of a cinema during a film, not to return
Considered it a few times though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I certainly considered it during the Avengers.
But I kept thinking "this has to get better, surely?" It didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
You have to see Superman IV at least once just to appreciate how much a masterpiece Superman III is by comparison.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Superman III the test card
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
First Class is an excellent film, one of the best I've seen this year.
Edit Alt: Ours is in Alderley Edge
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)
yes, I can't wait for 'Oink! - The Movie'
alt: I thought one of the eastern european ones was already bankrupt but because the economy is so small no one really noticed.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Alt: Ireland or Italy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Ireland is probably OK, because we as well as the IMF will bail them out.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)
...with the royalties from their smash hit 'Unbelievable'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Leeds is a pretty sound place to go out, as it goes
So, that's not really shit at all. Are they providing you with a hotel to stay in?

Depends on Berlusconi, I suspect, but Italy, Spain and Portugal are odd, in that they don't really have much sovereign debt but are being driven that way by the lowering of their credit rating. If I wanted a good quality long shot and I were a betting man, I'd go for France.

I dunno about the Eastern European economies, they might just be quietly removed from the Euro.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I agree, I've had some good nights out in Leeds and the city centre is a nice place.
It's no Edinburgh, but it's fine enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)
*France fiscal failing fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)
They are the country I can least see accepting austerity measures
and they if people think our public sector has "issues" , we're Hackney Marshes Sunday league compared to France's Premier League.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
They are trying to force through measures now as their debt is growing
but as you say only the greeks are better at striking, so it will be a bloodbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Wrong, the Dennis the Menace film lacked both Gnasher and spiky black hair
A MAJOR oversight in my opinion.

Edit Alt: Mine is in Kettering. Not the one in Ohio
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)
As I have never read a comic I can watch them without nerdy expectation
Italy, Spain, Portugal and maybe in the future France.

My office Christmas party is at China Whites
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Here's the description
Laugh your way through Christmas at this fantastic shared Christmas party in one of Leeds' most popular comedy clubs.

Upon arrival, your guests will greeted by their hilarious host for the night - Jackie Frost - and can enjoy a glass of mulled wine in the stunningly festive White Christmas Wonderland room.

Your guests will find fun Christmas crackers and novelties on their tables as well as tasty appetisers to whet their appetite before the delicious two course Christmas meal arrives.

Once you're full of tasty Christmas food, you can have fun reading your Christmas horoscope, laugh yourself silly during the three great comedy acts and dance 'til you drop with your friends and colleagues on the festive dancefloor.

With so much great Christmas entertainment on offer, your corporate Christmas party in Leeds will be incredibly fun, festive and enjoyable for all your guests
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Oh, "incredibly fun" ... I agree that doesn't bode well
get drunk, and then go batshit mental with a carving knife. That should liven stuff up. Or drug 50% of the mulled wine at random.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)
I'd go with both here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
It's the only way to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I'm pretty sure part two of your plan was on the cards anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Option three is organise it myself,
it's currently being organised by a 20year old admin girl.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)
How many people is it for?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Just our team so about 9-11 depending on hangers on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Allah ackbar!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
'IT'S A TRAP!!!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
^ 'cinema'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
'WITHABOAT'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
So you'll be there with other ghastly corporate groups of gelled salesmen and slutty office tarts
sounds delightful...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
don't knock it
It's his best chance of getting some no-strings blart.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

strings rohypnol

Also, blart is fucking great word and not used often enough, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Years ago a mate of mine described his new girlfriend as "his new tromming piece"
which I feel is epic. I also came within about a millisecond of starting my groom's speech with "on behalf of the Doris and I" as a bet. But I bottled it, coward that I am.

these are all good words and underused.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I'm going to suggest.
"go for a curry then go to a pub"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I think you're just going to have to kill yourself to escape that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Oh. Fucking. Hell.
You have my deepest sympathies for having to go to that. I would rather be kicked repeatedly in the bollocks than have to attend.

You poor sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)
You convinced me at the 'comedy' name of Jackie Frost.
Make your excuses and go to the Scarborough Taps instead. Or gaz Beekers, since he lives in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
^^This

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Blatz a drag queen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Even worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Oh dear, it's the Highlight Club isn't it
Lowest common denominator shite.
Won free tickets and I felt ripped off afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
He's getting about a bit
he's doing the same thing in Glasgow and Portsmouth. Also, this is sponsered by Fosters. I think this hasn't so much scraped the bottom of the barrel as crashed through it at speed and kept accelerating.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Actually, I feel for the poor sod who had to write that blurb.
I imagine he or she was probably sobbing softly into their glass of wine, despairing at the fact that they could have had a great career in copywriting but had been reduced to this due to an unfortunate incident with the bosses wife / husband.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)
...at the previous years's Xmas party.
With Joe Pasquale and a live PA by Dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Thank you, you've just ruined my brain for me.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)
On thinking about it, my last place threw a Christmas party at the Gateshead Hilton.
This included 'live' entertainment after the meal, supposedly a band. What we got instead was a dayglo, four piece, two boy-two girl X Factor reject act who proceeded to mime and jiggle to backing tracks. I think most people got up and left at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Oh, you absolute shitweasel
I'm going to have to order more mindbleach.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Have any of you ghastly people read Pete Loveday's 'Russell' comics?
They're really very good. I never really rated the Freak Bros ones for some reason, and Fat Freddy's Cat was pure faeces.

FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)
They are usually Meh at best
But somehow I feel compelled to watch them none the less, no idea whay I'm not even into most comics.

Edit alt: Ours is going to be at Ronnie Scotts, I suspect I should be smug aboutthis, but I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah?
I know nothing about it except the association with 'jazz', which is 'bent'
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)
It was a shit pun from the Fast Show

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
contemporary.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Do you mean the "which was nice" bloke?
or am I missing summat?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
"Jazz Club with Louis Balfour ..... mmmm, nice"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Like badger says^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Ah, the Fast Show.
A programme so concerned with packing as many sketches into half an hour as it could (hence the name comedyfactfans) that it forgot to actually be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is absolutely true

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
i liked Garfield

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
1 & 2

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
The frisbee sequence is really quite moving.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
i don't remember there being a frisbee sequence is it when odie goes to the dog show?
its so funny because all the dogs chase garfield but he gets away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
He's not frisbee, no matter what people say.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I think you're that guy who's mum defended his trolling on facebook.
But I've forgotten that name, I laughed in your face and showed my housemate that fail by the way.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
yeah that's me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I have Garfield on DVD
exepct it is actualy Garfield 2 DVD in the box! LOLOLOLOLOL!

More home entertainment related FACTS as they occur
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)
You should set up a dedicated RSS feed to broadcast such amazing information. Can I follow you on Twitter too?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Of course
I'm at @boringcunt or somesuch

Doesn't use twitter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I use Twitter and for some reason have more than 11,600 people following me. I have no idea why.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
You are Justin Bieber AICMFree punch in your incredibly annoying face

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I think calling someone Justin Bieber is quite possibly the worst insult imaginable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Nonsense
Michael McIntyre
Russell Brand
Liam Gallagher
Donald Trump

and that's just off the top of my head. I just seem to remember Bieber being big on Twitter, or something.

I'm so down with the kids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Bieber's in London at the moment.
At the press conference / launch shindig he was asked what he was most looking forward to about London. His reply was "the laydeez".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
He's a cuntfaced cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Bless, he thinks he's in Holland
Or wherever it is that the age of consent is 12
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)
shit just got real

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I NO RITE!
It has Billy Connelly in and EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
oh yeah! what a ponce

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Mine's going to be at Windsor racecourse.
There will be no other entertainment aside from the attendees unless they decide to hire a jobbing DJ again. Which will be awesome.

I am only going this year because I haven't been to the last three and my boss is starting to drop hints that he thinks I'm not a "team player" and not "living the brand" enough.

Seriously, what's fucking wrong with being paid to do a job, turning up and doing it, then going home to where your actual life is?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
We had our staff conference there. It was actually ok.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Exactly, sat in your room playing an elf in WOW

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Blood elf or Night elf.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE RORY!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Yes but which guild is Kroney in !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I always preferred Tauren, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
You're taking the piss, but why not if that's what you want to do in your free time?
Instead I'm expected to spend my free time taking part in bullshit corporate "we're just a big family, really" events.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Lol I went to one once, fucking excruciating NEVER AGAIN !!!
It helps that I get to play by my own rulez now.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
^^^ Loose cannon right here everyone

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I've banned them under my benign despotism

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)
How bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Well, yes, BUT
How, pray tell, could Havok possibly have been a teenager in the 60s? He's Cyclops' younger brother for goodness sakes! These people have no respect for canon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)
It is almost like it was made up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah there's no was Superman could ACTUALLY fly, ACTUALLY.
I mean it's not scientifically possible. I mean REALLY. It's SO STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Actually, in the original comics, Superman couldn't fly
He took advantage of the fact that Earth had much lighter gravity than his home planet of Krypton to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
In summary, he was a fat cunt back home then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Well, he was the sole survivor of Krypton's destruction having been packed into an escape pod by his parents when he was a nipper
but all babies are a bit fat, so yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)
A whole planet and only enough escape pods for one kid
Titanic planning there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Kryptonians; thick

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
His power of flight came about
as the Fleischer animators decided it would be easier to represent than a leotard-clad jumping bean on screen, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)
You've just outgeeked me there sir
Monty will be persecuting you shortly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Let him.
I ain't 'fraid of no Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
The timeline got altered 'cause they blew up Vulcan or something

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
My inner geeky pedant is itching to tear you a new arsehole
if indeed you already have an arsehole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Wrong one, huh?
Maybe it was the butterfly effect of Marty not racing the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in Doc Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I must admit this raised quite the smile

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Not so much of the "inner", eh?
Honesty is the best policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Took me a minute there
I assumed this was an arsehole reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I thought everyone except Magneto Xavier and Mystique were background noise to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
The entire acting budget went on McAvoy, Fassbender and Bacon
everyone else was TERRIBLE. That said, I can think of a couple of other things about the film that were entertaining, and they both belong to Emma Frost. Mmm, Emma Frost.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
I prefered the CIA agent, although I pretty much rolled my eyes with how they introduced the character.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Oh god, yeah
It was still an entertaining film but riddled with ugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Oh I don't know.
'Scandalous' was quite a good song.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Your grasp of modern pop culture is disurbing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)
And innaccurate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)
VERY inaccurate
like your splellnig
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Ah, fuck
I actually tried both ways as well

/bisexuallols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)
The same way that Charles is able to move his legs after getting shot, and somehow (according to the credits) they age 22 years, despite there only being 18 years between 1944 and 1962

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
whoa

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Morning mate
How are you these days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Not too bad fella, thanks
Being skint isn't much fun, but ah well. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Much the same actually mate
Will have a new housemate next month which will make matters easier though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Hot girl?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Nah
Gutted. The days of hoping to catch a post-shower glimpse are over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Hot boy then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Thinner than me too :-(
Oh, and, possibly nailing Ms Foxtrot's sister
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Ahh, good good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
They have not.
Nor do they have respect for Ball, or even Carolgees.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
they treated Spit like shit towards the end.
Fucking heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Shitness?
I think I've failed one of my units. That is SHIT. Especially considering how friggen hard I worked to pass the damn thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Why do you think you've failed?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Because on my proof of Enrollement page,
it says 7 credit points acheived, where it should say 8, and the class that I should have passed has "Enrolled" not "Completed", and all the other units have "Completed".
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)
You should just give them a call,
might just mean those bone idle accademics didn't get it marked in time or something. Don't panic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Trying not to, but it's really hard!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
That's what she said.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
urgh,
See, right when you're being nice you go and say something like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
:D

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)
bad luck possum, you have my sympathies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
If I've failed it fucks my whole course up,
because this one unit is required for me to do the one in semester one next year, and to do the one in semester two, I have to have passed Semester one. So it basically puts my course back a whole year.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)
That sucks donkey dick, I hope it's a clerical error
Or maybe you can argue your way to a pass?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I'm really hoping it's a clerical error.
I'm going to have to argue if it's not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Edit Alt: We have an "unoffocial" one
as the official ones are usually toilet. Not sure where yet, but one of the PhD students used to be a fairly good chef, so it'll be whichever good restuarant he can get mates rates at. Current money is on Fishers in the City. Go out for lunch then drink all afternoon. It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
My old DSS days Christmas parties were great.
Because there were so few blokes in the office, we'd all nip off up the street at lunchtime whilst the women stayed behind. Then they'd close the office early and we'd end up at the local cricket club for the do. None of this sitting down for a meal shite, just straight down to the drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Northern Christmas do FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Apparently they used to just hold them in the office.
But that got knocked on the head because of all the shagging in the stationery cupboard that used to go on. Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I'm fucking surprised there's not more of that on ours, to be honest.
Or maybe there is and no-one's telling me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)
There has been many a dalliance at ours
Mostly with our receptionists
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Our ratio of hot-to-late middle aged secretarial staff
has just tipped heavily towards hot recently. Since the hot ones come out with us at Christmas, this could make for an interesting spectator sport.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Our work balance has shifted alarmingly towards mid 20's nubile females of late

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)
.. or it could be that we're just getting older?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)
No, it really has changed of late
for the considerably better!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
dazedandconfusedlols

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)
When I worked at Newcastle Uni they had the afternoon drinking in the server room
Two floors underground, no windows and surrounded by millions of quid worth of servers.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)
uni admin and technical staff still do this kind of shit
trust me. Actually, academics do as well.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)
It always struck me as slightly dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)
"slightly" ?
We have labs full of high pressure steam and hydrogen. There's no "slightly" about it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Are we comparing academics to, say, stevedores?
How many academic deaths were there last year?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
That Kelly chap died, that time. You know, from WMDs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Weaponised Massive Drugges?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I like ye olde spellinge on this, but I'm not sure why it was necessary

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Not including suicides.
Seeing as this is an asessment of the danger involved in one's chosen profession.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)
"suicide"
It was MI5 maaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
bit sick but
I
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
We're not comparing anyone with anyone
we're pointing out that getting pissed at work might not be best idea if you have dangerous things to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I thought we were talking about what is "slightly dangerous"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
So you're saying being drunk in a lab with high-pressure steam and hydrogen
isn't dangerous? particularly if you are in charge and the lab is full of students?

I'm also unsure what dock workers have to do with this? Unless you're talking about danger to their arseholes from Russian sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
to be sure of what, exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Poisoning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)
this is badger we're talking about
perving over hot MILF secretaries is more like it.

sorry.

DILF.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
D?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Dad
As opposed to Mum

I assume
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Dames?
Dowagers?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
read the sig
you're not helping me propagate this meme, here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Oh yeah, good luck with that
I think - I THINK - /OT's resident gaylord post is taken
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
you can share
just budge up a little
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Are we still on the meme?
Or who gets tops and who gets tails?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
toss for it

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Daughters
/nonces
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)
that you don't spend a meal making small talk with someone you don't like, usually.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
uh huh
DILF it is!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
My local pub is selling mulled cider with a shot of Captain Morgan's in
it is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Crabbies with Spiced Morgan is nice.
As is Crabbies with a JD in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Ginger beer is as wrong as ginger minge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I loves the ginger minge.
Mind you, you know the saying, rusty roof=smelly garage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Ginger beer is class
The proper fiery stuff anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)
As is your mum's arse with my cock in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
My dead Mum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Well, she was by the time I'd finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Did she die of boredom?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
That and the ruptured anus, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
*rolls eyes* God, ruptured anuses are sooo dull
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Hence the Crabbies?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Crabbies, double JD, ice and a slice of lime is lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Alt alt: Easily beaten
Mine will be somewhere in the Coventry area.
Also, I missed last year's due to self-diagnosed swine flu. I will miss this year's due to the arrival of a new little Tangle in the world.

I don't read comics or watch films.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)
back to the attic with you
is little tangle a girl or boy or a surprise?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
A surprise, but it really needs to be a girl
We already have a boy child and have used up the only boy's name that we like on him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
i just did this, beat this for shitness. it was so shit i even put it on the tactless /qotw.
but for double beakering points, i repeat: my colleague was trying to get me enthused about my birthday on fri. she was pointing out that i am having 3 different sets of drinks and i was getting more and more glum. then i brightened up - at least i can bring cakes in.

"what kind of cake do you like best?" she said. i then went off one about how i don't really like cake that much, i like biscuits or chocolates or sometimes a crappy mr kipling slice but not homemade cakes because you never know quite what someone has done with them or what their hygiene standards are like. when i finished, she looked at me, and said:

"because i was going to make one for you, but i guess i won't now!"

urrrgh, i'm so fucking rude!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Did you wash your hands after you spoke to her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
hahahaha!
Cake fail
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
regardless of their hygenie the thing will be baked at 200 degrees that will kill any bacteris!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)
yeah
and when they come to ice it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Semen is sterile dontchaknow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
really?
do you mean urine?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
i wasn't really aiming for scientific acuracy ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
It's quite difficult to aim that stuff anyway
You'd probably manage to get most of it onto the cake though...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

scientific grammatical
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
And good for your skin
Just look at me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
You have issues

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I love how people with no knowledge whatsoever of infection or bacteria
can profess to being worried about the hygiene of a piece of baking.

particularly when they a)live in london and b)breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
exactly, and it's good for you to ingest some 'bad' bacteria, helps build the immune system

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You'd genuinely struggle to avoid ingesting billions of good or bad bacteria per day.
Unless you stopped breathing, drinking and eating.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
if you had been there for the hairy flapjack incident
you would be scarred too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Hairy flapjack is a fantastic euphemism for minge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
a hair? it's dead, woman.
it's protein.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
when it comes from your friend's massive slobbering dog?????
urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
extra protein ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Massive slobbering dog is also a fantastic euphemism for minge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I love the fact that you think mass-produce cake has somehow got a higher hygiene standard
than home-made of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Haha, if she ever went into a food manufacturers she'd never eat again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
This, I suspect, is very much true.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
what a long-winded way to tell me you love me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
He loves you, but he is a walking bacteria factory
so sadly it can never be.

Oh and he's married.
And lives in Scotland.
And doesn't really love you, but apart from all that...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)
it's the first bit that's the real problem
imagine all the germs on his hockey stick.

shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Is that a public school euphemism for cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I've no idea.
if it was, that would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I enjoyed X-Men First Class
I thought Fassbender was brilliant in it.

Alt: It really will be Italy next. The amount set to default soon is amazing.

Edit Alt: Going to Prague, fuck yeah. Going with a bunch of gays though.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)
What ho Jimbers old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Wotcha chum
Took the 4 non-initiated to Needos, their minds have been opened suitably by dry meat and Sikh kebabs.

How are you doing?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Morning Jim
Prague is a fantastic place.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)
BK!
How are you doing? Got any recommendations for stuff to do? Going to be off the leash from Friday morning till Sunday.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Not bad cheers, awaiting results of Miss B's numerous job applications
And then I will know where I may be living next year.

Prague's great just to wander around. There's a cool little bar called Zombie's just off Wenceslas Square. Beyond that, try anything. You can't get lost. There are only three tube lines to just get back to Wenceslas or the old quarter and start again!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I fucking love film adaptations of comic books.
Alt: Don't care

Alt: Not bothered about office Xmas party so my dad is giving me some cash instead.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
more /talk drama

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)
What now?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)
From what I can tell, Baldmonkey went round to Two Hats' place last night, and got arrested because of it
Not sure though...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Did they concoct a stupid story with which to entertain themselves online?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Jesus, somebody start a new thread already
Fantastic euphemisms for minge seems to be a recurring theme, let's talk about that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)
To steal from BK
A nasty way to describe a hairy minge - Like a hand grenade has gone off in a sea urchin.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)
*bokes*
Nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)
'Clit like a silverback's knuckle'

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I LOLed most heartily at that one
Your wife is a rather spectacular woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Indeed she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

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