hey guess what
you dance if you want to!
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:51, 185 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i wanna dance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

omg me 2

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

*dances*
Ta
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Guess who owns two lovely sofas.... and a geogous glass dinningroom table with 6 chairs ? GUESS GUESS GUESS.......*stands beeming* BET YOU CANT GUESS.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Adolf Hitler?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:32, Reply)

NINE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)

is the number of individual items I bought today.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)

When do you move in?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)

28th is moving day, but the thing is, the cupboards and sofas can't come in 'till the first or second week of Jan and therefore the carpet can't go in 'till then eaither.
And that's about the time I'm getting the kitchen done I think maybe so I'll be living out a suitecase and boxes on a building site for a month, which is a bit shit, but to tell you the truth, I live so badly now that it's no big deal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Haha!
It's going to be stressful for a while then? Christmas in you new home though. WoW!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Just remembered I moved in here just before christmas four years ago.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Time to move on, north london, there you go, lovely.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I would be tempted if it wasn't for work.
I think a few years in London before I retire somewhere else would be fun.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Doooo Eeeeeet

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Well if my dad sells up soon then I will : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Nah', just after. Gonna take the first week of the new year off, I'm gonna be so fucked over the christmas break that I need some aclimitisation time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)

nine hitlers have 6 chairs each
or do they have 6 between them. If so, some are going to have to share or get the office chair into the dining room
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)

You fucking liar

( Theoban What of it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

where is your evidence

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:10, Reply)

*looks at the hands*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You can't dance with them, they'll get in the way.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

*leaves friends behind*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

TRAMPOLINE DANCE!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTl1zOdBkQ
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I could
but I won't
( Kroney, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm a dancer ! I LOVE to dance !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I am not going to be the man I'm expected to be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)

NUMNUERUUREURUE NUMUERUEURMERNERUEMRNR, IM RYAN REYNOLDS AND I DIDN'T GET A LINE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:35, Reply)

*bogles*
*regrets*
*heads to the bar*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I went into a carpet shop today
I've been going to places like that to aclimatise myself to the idea of owning and decorating a house. until now it's not been too bad, but carpet shops are even more boring than I remember.

And they smell of dull rainy saturday afternoons from my childhood
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I hate choosing furniture and stuff.
WHAT IF I BUY THE WRONG THING!!!!!!!!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I've never had to buy anything very expensive
I've always just got second hand stuff, and it's more practical than anything. Surely if its your house then you decide whether it's the wrong thing or not?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Unfortunately I've been brainwashed by my mother that everything must match to some degree.
I try and keep it low key and with a shabby hippy vibe. When I moved into this house the lady before me left the curtains. I switched the bedroom and living room curtains around and based everything else on them.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I know the bedroom in the new place
has some very 70s red patterned carpet that I might just keep there out of perversity. Should I design the whole rest of the place around that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)

With carpet like that you're better off just giving up and buy whatever you want.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:39, Reply)

yeah!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Dance yourself dizzy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC939SwIsuE
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:10, Reply)

*dances*
*falls over*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:13, Reply)

This is amusing because fat forum users rarely leave their chairs, let alone use their legs.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Evening!
How's life on the edge?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Football at old trafford Biggs, shits gone down man, THE SHIT HAS GONE DOWN
What's happening on the mean streets of Tod ? Murders, rapes, meow meow deals, a missing cat I expect, nothing out of the ordinary.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:42, Reply)

It rained a lot and the man who ran the ironmongers in the market only had one box of dehumidifier salts left.
The world's gone mad.

What shit went down at Old Trafford. Did they run out of meat pies at half time?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:46, Reply)

A shitty draw against a shitty side down to ten men and with benefit of a big liary penalty. It's not looking great for a title retention Bigs NOT THAT YOU CARE
What's with the dehumidifier salts, damp basement eh, moist cracks eh eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I had a leak from the boiler which has dampened my kitchen cupboard.
I care Rory. I know how you guys get upset about this sort of stuff.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)

*Woo! does the two nil dance*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)

*waves*
Go on! give me the low down.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I'm in the pub
So only posting whilst a mate is at the bar. Relegation candidates Bristol City beat top of the table Southampton and to make things even better, I got 3-1 on City winning. Easiest sixty quid I've ever made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Even easier than that time behind the pub with the investment banker?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Congrats Jeff!
we got tonked by Spurs :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Bacon fucking sandwich and a glass of cider for dinner, aye.
*dances* FOOOOOOOD
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Roast chicken, chips and coleslaw!
Fooooooooooooood!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)

cheese and tomato flatbread
topped with pepperoni, chorizo, red pepper and jalapenos. And more cheese. 5 minutes in the oven, bosh. Absolutely delicious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Damn, that sounds good.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

My new pizza base
I'm definitely a fan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

The local delivery place has started doing a barbecue pizza with barbecue sauce on the base instead of tomato.
Fucking win.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Dominos Meateor has BBQ sauce instead of tomato.
If Dominos is your bag.
They'll also do any of their others with the same, if you like.
Obviously not advocating Dominos, just saying, like.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Not a big fan of Dominos, but this town is massively inflated for takeaway because it's commuter belt and we have a private university
so everything's expensive. Fucking stupid capitalism.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Make your own!
It's what we do ;)
Smug as fuck!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

And FFS please don't go thinking that I like Dominos :(
I've just perused the letterbox leaflet is all.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah, I love making the base, it's so easy and satisfying.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Damned right!
Every few months or whatever I'll knock up a batch of pizza sauce, basically homemade BBQ ketchup.
Fucking lush. Batch it and freeze it using takeaway boxes. If you only need half a box then smash it with the steak hammer, whilst still frozen of course. Actually my Polish MIL has just given me a new (pretty darn old) meat hammer, it's cast aluminium with a stainless steel blade part set into the ally. Needed a new shaft so I got one off an old hammer, hickory I think. Works a treat, you can hack up and flatten an entire chicken in about three minutes. Razor sharp and weighs about 600g. Reckon it would be great for dismembering a body.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Garlic Chiabatta covered with sauce of Sofrito, Garlic, Garlic'n'Chili chutney and basal'n'tomarto tomarto sauce....
.... with mushrooms and ham and pine nuts and buffalow motzerlla.

To make a french bread pizza.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Also sounds good

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Winning without the mushrooms.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You don't like mushrooms? I digg muchrooms hard.
That would be wicked if you knew them so you could pick them up on your walk, although I know how dangerous it is.

I'm just waiting for it to brown on top then I'll take them out. Might have that lush bath I was gonna have yeserday. In fact, I will do that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I don't like mushrooms, no, they're a bit wrong in my mouth.
There's some good guides to wild mushrooms and I see plenty out and about. Not being a fan I don't tend to get them, maybe I've just been ruined by regular button mushrooms.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

There is a wide array of edible mushrooms, I'd give maybe a few others a try just to see.
But I don't think it's uncommon to dislike them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Chicken and chips man, that's going on the list for tomorrow *defrosts chicken wings*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Reminds me of my youth living in a pub when our favorite meal was chicken and chips in a basket.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

BOKKO!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmaPUMHhziI&noredirect=1
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Crazy Korean motherfuckers.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Love it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Reminds me of.........
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUA6e-s2pBw
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh man, fucking students.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I never danced silly when I was young.......................oh no not me!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Good, me either.
I have always danced like a God, a God of dance.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:06, Reply)

When I danced, people would point and stare at the amazing moves I made.
Their grinning faces told me how happy they were to watch me dance. I really should take it up again.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Throwing shapes and bustin moves.
Fo real.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm too tired to dance but tomorrow I will

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

That curry from the Chinese wasn't very good.
I'm going to stop dancing and sulk instead.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I just won 3m quid on the rugby world cup.
You know the best bit? I didn't even put a bet on or anything.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

That's handy.
I watched Hellboy earlier. And I enjoyed it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Second one's pretty good too.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Hellboy is awesome.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I like Hellboy. He has a big hand.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I like big hands.
and I cannot lie.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Oh no, I don't like big hands. Just one big hand.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

She doesn't like big hands, just big fingers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Look me in the internet and tell me I'm wrong.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Eggzackerly.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)

ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!
I love you!
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

All our fans are precious to us.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

!
Can you sign this for me?
*lifts top*
*flops out*
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Is it healthy for you to be talking to you;re own sock puppet like this?
Or is it Al's sock?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Nah, ain't either of them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

One finds it difficult to keep up with all the new accounts.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

So much so you're on repeat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

this is why one ignores them as a rule.
I tend to assume most of them are BM until proved otherwise, hence the above comment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

He seems to be having a lucid period for now.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

As long as a comedy account don't spam or troll it's all good clean fun.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

But I like dirty fun better.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

You minx!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I no rite.
But it's not for internet attention OK.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

okay *winks*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I don't think they've quite guessed it yet mmps.

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)

To be honest I've not given it much thought.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Nope don't think they have.
It was quite clear in that other thread the other day as well.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

If its not baldmonkey then it must be Wormulus
I think that's how it works.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Hey!
You'll be pleased to know I've just uploaded an old interview with M from Rollmop Beats magazine in 2007.
www.sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/newspaper-cuttinality-horse
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I have a shrine for him :((((((((((((
I have a piece of gum chewed by Tomothy Drains on the Fucknuts and Faxmachines tour. Sometimes I like to fantasize about chewing it. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm the gum.
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Tomothy Drains was a cunt.
Never mention him to me again.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

OHMYGODI'MSOSORRY!
the gum has been binned, along with any other stuff I owned of his. Still, at least that court order is meaningless now. LOLOLOLSCREAM!!!!!
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)

And yet, so few of them ARE me.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

and yet I care so little.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Sorry.
Didn't mean to offend.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:18, Reply)

How are we all this evening?
I has had a productive day and am thinking early night as I slept bugger all last night for some reason.

I take it either Talk's pretty dead or they just like it here from the number of talkers that seem to be becoming regular visitors....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

It's me.
THEY ALL WANT SOME BLOUSIE LOVING.


They may not be here for Blousie loving at all.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

So it would seem.
You is well popular girl.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Innit.
So a good day's shopping then?

I had an afternoon nap. It was awesome.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Well, I managed to pick up lots of little personal bits so that's all good.
I still have the bulk of the buying to do, mostly for my sone, but that takes less thought, just money, so I'm quite happy,

I also totally bought a shooting stick, which is something I've been wanting for a while. The was no sensible way to carry it except to use it as a walking stick, so I did, which for some reason induced me to walk with a limp. This was ace in crowds and on the tube home, people actually treated my like a human being. I think I might take to walking with the stick/limp combo more often,
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Oh man! I totally got you a shooting stick for Christmas.
You've ruined it now : (
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Seriously?
Oh bugger, I did worry that might happen, but I didn't think I'd told anyone but my mum I wanted one.

On the bright side, now you have a shooting stick, we can be shooting stick buddies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Yay!
*practises limp*
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

You didn't actually get one did you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Nope.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I thought not, but you had me going. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I like getting you going.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

it's embarisingly easy to do
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Thanks for that.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I didn't mean like that, wash your mind out with soap and water. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Hehe.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I should totally team my new limp with my Gestapo trench coat
it would look awesome. Maybe a good look for edinberg in the new year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Fucking Christmas seems like an impossibility this year, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to get stuff for people who deserve it, except for a big clothes shopping voucher for kiddo.
I might get on the massive onion & chilli chutney wagon and have a huge cook-off, make pickles and stuff *goes jar shopping*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.
If any friend is worth their salt then it's all about the thought and not the price.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I just know my brother won't dig it, but whatever, he's pretty fucking rich anyway and can afford to buy me a ukulele.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)

You play the uke?
Snap ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Yeah, spooky!

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Can you play?
I have one but got hacked off with the lessons and haven't picked it up since. silly brain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Chordie.com is your friend.
Served me better than lessons.
Mind you, I started a uke group (the Ukudoodlers lol) which helped ;) every second Sunday afternoon, uke and cake and tea! Actually had the secretary of the George Formby Society in the group for a while ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I had a psychological block about playing in time with other people.
It put me off so much I've not played since I gave up the classs. as I say, silly brain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I play guitar.
In fact, I blew some people's minds the other day when I played a right-handed guitar left-handed, proper fucking "Whoa!" I assume a ukulele is a graduation of my guitar ability, so I'm looking forward to learning.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm right-handed but I play left-handed btw.
So I've had a little practice reversing bar-chord shapes and scales on right-handed guitars upside-down.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Sounds like you could manage it fine!

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah, s'what I reckon.
I try not to be modest but when people go "Fucking hell, how do you do that?" I can't help but be a touch smug.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Fucking good on ya ;)
Modesty can be a bit of a waste of time.
I'm not that hot on the uke, but I fair enjoy it and folk seem to get some joy from it!
I take it with me on wednesdays sometimes, when I'm doing my driving for Age UK. Have a singalong with the old goats. They fucking love it! Even when I drop in a bit of Dylan or Zep ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)

The uke's a doddle of a shift from 6 strings, if you can get your head round the chord shapes being different.
My mate Craig is a stunning guitarist but a week after I lent him my uke he told me that when he went back to his guitar he got all confused. I told him he was being a mong and thinking too much about it and since then he's been ok with it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Yeah, I can see it just being another set of complimentary chords to learn.
I played with an upside-down banjo a few months back and got the whole deal in about fifteen minutes, so I reckon I can progress to a right-way-up uke in a similar amount of time. Plus, with tab, internet, video etc I can usually pick up a playing style in a few minutes so I'm really looking forward to it. Also, I have kinda fallen for this youtube chick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeP1Klmk0ng
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I don't like her nose.
You can do better.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Exactly, my nose is pretty and perfect.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I want to see you playing like this guy by the next time I see you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Bloody Japanese and their bloody nimble fingers.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)

It's an amazing bit of playing.
There's a lot of good uke stuff out there. maybe I'll have to pick mine up aagain aand just concentrait on enjoying myself and not worry about others.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Isn't that what playing an instrument is all about?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Yes.
But I suck at just sitting and practising by my self. the classes made me get out and do stuff and I did learn a fair bit, but I just could not play along with others with out freezing up and I hated it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)

How long ago was this?
Maybe you're different now in a class situation. You're older and more confidant.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)

only about a year back.
It wasn't confidence it was not playing well with others. it's OK, I have the basics I just need to kick my own arse to do it on my own. I'll try to reach this standard: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4V1WQ6Nisg&feature=related

night night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I'm off soon too.
Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

hell yeah they are

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

evening
I went shopping and bought real food and cleaned out the guinea pigs and am about to tidy the house. Feel like I've been living in a funk (not like craig charles' funk show funk, more like a concentrating on work and not looking after myself funk) for the last two weeks. Sorting it out RIGHT NOW

how productive is productive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

See above,
mostly Christmas shopping but also some washing up and tidying. and I built a computer last night too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

that's pretty good going, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Would be if I'd got any sleep.
but, just, not bad. Getting measured for a best man suit tomorrow. I need to start thinking about the speech, I only have 4 months.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Get Gonz to help you with the speech.
What he lacks in spelling, he makes up for in eloquence.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Not a bad Idea.
I must remember to ask him. I'm tempted to just get up and spek from the heart with no script, as I've known this gut since we were kids, but thta way lies disaster.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

make sure you have a story about
him weeing his pants in primary school and an akward story about wanking that will make his granny faint.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I haven't known him quite since pant wetting age.
I do have some embarasing stories about him but it would not be fair, he's a lovely bloke and they are pretty grim in places. better to tell of the time I broke his nose with a skate board.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Maybe not a speech but cue cards?
Are you going to mention anything about the bride to be being a nutter?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Interesting question.
she's fairly open about her issues (one reason I like her dispite it all) but maybe not best to bring up at the wedding.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I wasn't serious.
You know that don't you?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I think we've establish I have trouble telling. :)
not my brightest day, short on sleep and had a killer head ache for the first half of it. Still have bought even more presents for people on ebay, so nearly have xmas in the bag. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Sorry petal.
Still, you've achieved a lot more than I have today.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I'm OK, just even slower than usual.
Think I'll play with my uke a bit and go to bed. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Fnar fnar!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

But my friends don't dance
And since they don't dance, they aren't really my friends after all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)

woah, you're still alive!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Fucking hell it's podders.
Are you still in the land of the leek?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Or the land of Post Once And Fuck Off?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I hate that too.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I do it loads during the day, I'm keeping myself kinda busy which is nice.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Busy is good.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

It fucking is, I've been a new man this past week, fucking amazing.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It is amazing how different we become when we don't have time to dwell on negative stuff in our lives.
Last weekend for me was great.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)