Well it is Friday, so come on...
What are you doing this weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:06, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

As I may have mentioned a few times
Either having a baby or waiting to have a baby.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

This question is not really aimed at you.
Best of luck with it, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Ta

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Good luck.
Don't laugh at any inappropriate moments.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

And thank you too
I often have to remind myself that real life people may not have the same sense of humour as this place.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Having a Christmas party thing at our house
I am making a MASSIVE pan of soup this evening
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

What time do you want us all round?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I'm already in the shed. Watching. And waiting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Ha!
I don't have a shed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

BUT THAT MUST MEAN HE'S IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Going out for food later with housemates and others.
Then drinking port 'til I can't feel feelings anymore. Tomorrow going home for Christmas, might go to Fulham (as in the pub afterwards, I'd rather kill myself than go to the game) if I get back in time/can be arsed.
Although before all that I'm going to Richer Sounds to try and blag that the big crack on my TV's screen happened by itself and get a replacement.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Obviously it starts chucking it down with snow the second I'm about to leave the house with a 32" television.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It's a problem that afflicts a lot of winter burglars.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I shall shortly be off to buy some new ski boots
and will simulatenously desperately try and avoid spending another £500 on some lovely lovely fat big mountain skis.

I shall then retire to the Shore Bar, where I shall have some fine food and wine, and then to my local where I shall get completely wombled and pretend I haven't just spent the best part of 500 sheets on what are, essentially, a glorified pair of shoes. Saturday, finish off Christmas shopping. Sunday, watch football and drink beer.

A weekend of win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I shall assuage your expected guilt
with advice that 500 sheets on glorified shoes is a magnificent purchase.

Winter Sports are glorious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I can't decide whether to take the plunge this time
and actually get some freestyle/freeride boots or just bottle it and buy another piste boot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)

All sport is bent.
All of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Wrong.
Dance is a sport and it's not bent.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

But you're a Gooner aren't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I fucking told you already, I'm going ice skating Sunday afternoon and spending Sunday evening in hospital
Why don't you pay attention to me? Am I so unimportant to you that you think you can just breeze through this life paying me scant attention? It's just like that birthday 7 years ago when I KNOW you only got the card the same morning when I was having that nice relaxing bath you so conveniently suggested. I heard the front door close, you know. And my best pen was out of its sheath afterwards. You can't fool me that easily! WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME? WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?!

And you haven't done the washing up.

You cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Listen Quentin, nicking log-ins is a new low, even for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Find me one spelling mistake in that there post up there ^

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

i couldn't possible have written that, far too long, self-absorbed and gay, even for me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'm going to be working tomorrow night
Tomorrow afternoon, however, will be spent with an old friend of mine who I haven't seen in about two years. Looking forward to it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

i'm going to stay indoors where its safe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Most accidents happen at home, Quenters.
You aren't safe anywhere.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

not even on the toilet.
Zombies could come in through the door and eat you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

How I loathe 'zombie talk'.
It's benter than a million 'quenders'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

forsooth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

heart attack whilst straining to shit out the latest Dominos Double Decadence
is much more likely amongst this bunch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

haha, sadly true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

O FUCK
at least i'll be safe from being beat up by stunned tho, dude got issues
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Your Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Good luck with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Going to Ireland tonight
Nothing much apart from that. Yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Seeing my daugher tonight and tomorrow morning.
If the weather's OK I might take her to here:
www.royalparks.org.uk/parks/kensington_gardens/diana_playground.cfm

She's obsessed with pirates and would love it.

Other than that, fuck knows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Looks good
I suggest you buy a bottle of whisky and take in some film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I am off to the pub in 8 mins
I fear the beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Embrace the fear.
Pain is merely weakness leaving the body. Livers heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary, glory is forever.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

*still fears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

HELL YEAH!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I've got a lot of scars, baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Beer will cure your ills
You never see an alcoholic with a hangover.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

wise words, softly spoken.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

In a timely twist
I've just scored tickets to an advance showing of War Horse on Sunday morning. This does raise the question of whether it will be anywhere near as good as the superb play, but for the princely sum of zero pounds I'm very happy to find out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Oh I think I'm going to see the new Sherlock this weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Give us yer feedback
I'm intrigued but fear the law of diminishing returns
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I think it'll be perfectly good.
Slightly inteligent Popcorn fun.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)

That's what I'm hoping for, certainly
War Horse ought to be fucking brilliant really. Ought to be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:36, Reply)

My brother said it was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I bet he cried.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

He cried when he ex told him she'd bought tickets and he had to go.
He cried big time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The "he ex" so he's a bender?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

It runs in the family.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Your brother is wrong
I don't just mean genetically, I mean (specifically) in his opinion of War Horse, in case that was unclear.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Curry tonight, then to some "trendy" bar for a "alternative" night
Christmas meal with friends saturday
Christmas meal with friends Sunday
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

It's my birthday tomorrow.
So far the plan is to go for a curry and then see a band. Unfortunately the missus has the squits AND man flu, so this may not actually happen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Bugger! forgot to send a card : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

oh no someone sent me a virus and my pooter crashed!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

aw. never mind eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

It was you, wasn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Like I'd know how to do that.
I merely avoid viruses by spending way over the odds on Apples.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah, I bought a pound of Cox's Pippins a few years back and was outraged at the price.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:35, Reply)

its alright, i fixed it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

In exactly 5 minutes
I am fucking off to The Lakes.

Bye.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Have fun

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm trying to replicate the sound of me shouting "BYE" and it receding into the distance as your train pulls away.

How did I do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

3/10

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Makes you sound like a 16 year old girl on facebook.

Yes I know what a 16 year old girl on facebook sounds like.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Frankly I think we all knew that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I was prempting the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Seeing friends tonight - REAL LIFE HUMAN FRIENDS
Nephew's birthday party tomorrow, Nan's pre-Christmas dinner on Sunday. Quite a busy weekend, for me.
(Kid Presentable, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Larping doesn't count.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Are you sure? I was sure that it did

(Kid Presentable, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

+SECOND

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

*light applause*

(Kid Presentable, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Work do tonight, should be good.
Starter is mussels in a white wine sauce, main is steak.

Tomorrow, I'm rewiring the internet cupboard in 2 houses, which should be fun.

Aside from that, no plans.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Internet cupboard?
Sounds sticky
(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I don't know. Probably cleaning.
I've done all my shopping, I've sent all my cards, I think I'm about ready for the big fuss next week.

Now I just have a bunch of cleaning and laundry to do before my big bake-a-thon with the grandkids on Tuesday.

Man, I know how to live the high life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I like baking.
I made parkin the other day, it's awesum
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Do you eat your parkin with cheese or fruit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Generally on it's own.
but it's nice with cheese.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

My gran used to eat it with cheese.
Must be a proper Yorkshire thing. I can't remember the last time I had parkin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I took it to a work thing.
Everyone from yorkshire liked it, everyone who wasn't from yorkshire didn't get it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

"so it's like flapjack???"
NO FUCK OFF YOU SOUTHERN PRICKS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

^this, generally.
see also, having your yorkshire pudding as a starter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

My boss says his local pub still has bread and dripping on the bar.
That's taking it a bit far.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Ugh.
That was one of my gran's favourites, along with tripe.

She did a lot to perpetuate the Yorkshire stereotype, bless her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'm not from Yorkshire and I like it
So yeah, next time you're passing through here you can drop some in. Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Why send cards?
Christmas cards are one of the most ridiculous wastes of money ever imagined. Other cards are bad enough (birthday, engagement, etc) but Christmas cards get sent to a lot of people all at once and invariably contain identical messages: "Dear you, Merry Christmas, Love Me xxx".

I am perfectly able to give people Christmas wishes in person, if geography prevents me from doing this I will call them on the telephone. STOP WASTING MONEY.
(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I generally put a note in the cards if it's someone I haven't seen for a while.
also, older relatives tend to get shirty and start moaning to your mum if you don't send them a card.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)

If you cared enough about them you'd send them a letter,
and not rely on an annual religious event to remind you.
(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

You're right.
I'm a horrible person. Simply terrible, and selfish, and uncaring.
I'll go and think about what I've done, shall I?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Why are you so angry at people spending a little bit of money
on letting others know they are thinking of them?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Because he's a prick?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I agree to a point.
Christmas cards are to send to people you don't see very often to remind them you are thinking of them. Not someone you see every bloody day.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Saturday night I have my nephew and his mate staying over.
Sunday my dad and his wife are popping down from the Lake district for a quick visit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

But they'll miss scarpe when he is there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Yes but they'll see me which is better.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I think that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

why your dad and his wife?
you not got a mum?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Is this a fetish for you?

(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I don't think he understands the concept of divorce and remarrying.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Or mothers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

i was raised by an all male welsh choir

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Moving.
I should do some packing tonight, but I'll probably just wing it.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

+ s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

swing it?
tonights?
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

smoving?
wing sit?
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'm going with: spacking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Don't be daft.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

OK, I can't think of any other possible gags
and none of these make sense.

I'm out.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

i was calling you a swinger
and gagging is for amateurs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

lecture by women leading the arab spring tonight
then my friend's engagement drinks. tomorrow i am seeing the boy (i KNOW, but it's christmas and then we are both away for ages) and then heading home to fly out to barbados. a fairly good weekend really!

has everyone done all their shopping then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I imagine that will be a fun room to be in.
Women militants are the best. They sure know how to party.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

and i may well be drunk by then
it is a safe bet nobody else who is there will be drunk :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Assume it's like panto
and join in. Shout 'oh no it isn't' at random intervals.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)

'The rape and torture of thousands of innocent protesters was abhorrant'
'Ohhhh noo it wasn't'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Flid.
You'll regret it.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

cock and regret, they're like kryptonite to rachelswipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Dirty slags just need a cock up the fanny rather than get all uppity.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

That room will contain more body hair than a "Baldwin brothers Christmas"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Possibly seeing a band on Saturday with friends
We met them coming back from a Half Man Half Biscuit gig and it turns out they like Cardiacs too. Now they keep sending us FB invites to their gigs and given that we drunkenly swore we'd go and see them perform we now feel a bit guilty. It is Christmas, I suppose.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Has Tim Smith got better, then?
A Little Man and a House is one of my favourite albums of all time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Nope
One of the band guys had seen them live and the other one was crushed that now he never will.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I've just been on their website.
Sad times. Their gigs sounded awesome. And a bit mental.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I have my son this weekend for our traditional "weekend before Christmas when we give presents and do Christmas my way
Next week, he can enjoy his mother's stress fuelled extravaganza with bigger presents but less fun while I chill with my folks.

If I'm lucky I can avoid having to take him to see Chipwrecked on Sunday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Remember the uprising of 1905 and eat cold potato soup?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)

That's the one.
It'll be fun actually, nice and cj=hilled and fun, no stress. My mum's coming round and myself and the boy will have a crack at a veggie Christmas roast dinner and we'll all eat it and play games and it''l be luverly.

I only wish I was allowed to do stockings.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

It sounds fab : )
Why aren't you allowed to do stockings?
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I tried the first year and got a proper bollocking for spoiling the magic.
Apparently it's important for him to believe in santa and santa only comes on christmas eve. Now I just pass on bits to go in his stocking on the day to my ex
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

As a fellow purveyour of fabulous facial fuzz
I'm sure Santa could make an exception for you!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Silly bitch!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Indeed.
In fairness I've not raised it since, so she might well be open to other arrangements and I'm pretty sure he's at the stage of having twigged Santa's not real but playing along for our sake. It's not a big deal, but it would be a nice way to start saturday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

How do Christmas stockings ruin that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

if he got one not on christmas eve i.e. when he's with me
he'd know it wasn't from santa.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

We got round that stuff by saying your main present comes from Father Christmas
but other people will give you their own. I think i was about 10 before I accepted there was no FC.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Just tell him that Santa left one at your house as well on Xmas Eve.
Your ex is a silly bint.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

won't work, I'd be giving hi one tomorrow morning
and yes she is/was
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Frank Bough lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I understand the reference
I'm sure Jeff would too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Me too : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

We is all old, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Unfortunately yes : D

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

As do I.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I am going to see my daughter, who i haven't ssen since Saturday
which I am very excited about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I've been and done a book thread.
Let's get all intellectual.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I think everyones got me on ignore : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

We have.
There was a vote and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

woe is me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

*ignores*

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i ahve cos you were mean to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)