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	Home time
 	Was it worth getting up today?
Alt. What was the first gig you went to?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:18,
	
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	no
 	alt: Foo Fighters (with Beck and Guided by Voices), Bataclan, Paris.
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:19,
	
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	1995 - FF's first tour
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:22,
	
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	This I can believe
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:25,
	
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	that's because it's true
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:28,
	
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	Aye, had to work my arse off today, as I'm only on a 2 day week.
 	Alt: Disturbed, supported by Blindside. 2 December 2003, Manchester Academy.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:21,
	
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	Is that a 2 day week
 	Because you've taken leave, or is work quiet?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:24,
	
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	He's being castrated on Weds.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:34,
	
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	Nice.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:38,
	
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	Alt: it was either Squeeze or the Saw Doctors.
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:24,
	
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	I prefer the spin doctors
 	I think one of them dated Patsy Palmer
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:25,
	
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	Alright Roota
 	How goes the job hunt and did DJ ever contact that agent?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:25,
	
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	Yoohoo!
 	I have two applications to do this week.
Hmmm, not sure, I'll ask him later.
how goes, lid?
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:36,
	
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	I'm boss, lar.
 	Tell me, when talking about yourself, do you call yourself 'Our me'?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:40,
	
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	Course i do
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:41,
	
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	Yeah today was ok, it's feeling a little lighter in the afternoon snow as well
 	Alt: As previously mentioned, the Eagles 'Hell freezes Over Tour' Wembly Stadium 
with my parents
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:24,
	
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	What about the Stereophonics?
 	I am still very disappointed in you, Apo.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:42,
	
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	Fuckin' hell.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:51,
	
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	oh man i really upset cydonija and didn't even mean to
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1499936:(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:25,
	
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	where is the original story?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:28,
	
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	gone forever sadly
 	it was bascially about some woman harrassing his mum on twitter, cos her husband said he had an affair with her
sounds like a fairly open and shut case to me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:29,
	
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	flaky twat, at least stick by your guns
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31,
	
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	exactly, i didn't even think i was that harsh
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31,
	
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	it was a sad act QOTWer who clearly don't get b3ta.
 	WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME!?!??!
I MAY CUT MYSELF
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:34,
	
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	I went to a Pantera gig at the barras when I was in first year at school.
 	It was fucking MENTAL. Nearly died of mosh related injuries.
Also, the volume may have permanently damaged my spleen.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:29,
	
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	I love Vulgar Display of Power
 	ONe of the first metal records i ever got into
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:30,
	
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	you must be very thin
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:32,
	
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	I have to say, I'm not into metal at all these days.
 	I just liked shouting when I was a nipper.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:33,
	
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	^this
 	I still love a spot of heavy rock but nowhere near as much as I did when I were a lad
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:35,
	
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	My cousin is in some sort of shouty band.
 	I'll support him like but for actually enjoying music then no, not in the slightest.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:39,
	
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	I have to admit I'm much more likely to enjoy a bleepy bangy band I've never heard of
 	than a guitar-based one. What has become of me?!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:46,
	
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	Soon you'll only listen to music that you did from ages 16-26
 	and moan that all other music is shit.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:50,
	
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	It's quite a problem when DJing a metal night to teenagers who've never heard of Metallica
 	I'm trying to educate them by dint of explaining (through the medium of song) that almost no good rock or metal music has been produced in about five years
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54,
	
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	Oh dear. Time to retire and put on those tartan slippers grandad.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:55,
	
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	I used to go to see folks like Napalm Death and Extreme Noise Terror.
 	Not really home listening though.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:37,
	
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	No, can't imagine sticking that on while I read the paper.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:41,
	
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	My mate Biddy used to listen to that stuff to help him sleep.
 	Got to worry about what he was trying to drown out, really.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:43,
	
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	Perhaps his head imagined him at victorian lawn parties and he just couldn't handle it.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:45,
	
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	Hahaha
 	We were all rather keen on LSD in those days. I think he may have gone a little bit menkle.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:46,
	
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	CAPTAIN WALRUS WANTS ME TO PLAY CROQUET WITH A KIPPER!!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:51,
	
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	hahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:57,
	
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	Alt: Metronomy by accident. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:36,
	
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	Alt: I think it might have been The Cult supported by Crazyhead at Hammersmith.
 	Love Removal Machine tour, about 1987?
That's the first one of note that I can recall anyway...
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:36,
	
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	Megadeth, supported by Corrosion of Conformity, Wolverhampton Civic Hall, sometime in 1995.
 	My first mosh-pit experience. Took me very much by surprise, but I got into it quickly and thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Until halfway through Megadeth's set, when I banged my head somewhat excessively and my glasses fell off.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:37,
	
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	+trousers round ankles and arse pointed in the air
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:38,
	
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	At least that would have been over quickly
 	I'm such a total eye-mong that I could only tell which was the stage was by the noise
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:47,
	
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	*rubbish eye fives*
 	When I'm out dancing and that I often knock my specs off when I'm star spangled.
Then it's all like MY GLASSES!?!?! in a high pitched whiney voice.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:49,
	
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	I have never since been to a gig or a club night wearing glasses
 	It was THAT traumatic. That bit in the Inbetweeners movie when Will goes from the verge of his greatest sexual experience to "I'VE LOST MY GLASSES"? Me.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:53,
	
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	I couldn't not wear them. I'd be like a drunken groping mr magoo.
 	Well well, what's this? Is it the door bell?
*slaps*
That's my nipple you prick!
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54,
	
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	Hang about
 	Is your eyesight so bad it transcends contact lenses? Don't tell me b3ta has a bigger eye-mong than me!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:59,
	
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	I can't get contacts cause my eyes dissolve in the fluid.
 	My eyesight is pretty shocking.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:01,
	
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	Go on, let's hear it
 	I'm -6.5 in the right and -6.25 in the left
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:02,
	
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	My wife is -8
 	My brother-in-law is -9
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04,
	
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	No fucking idea to be honset.
 	That's what an optician is for.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04,
	
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	Yes, got lots done.
 	A trip to the greengrocer, some washing and a cheeky pint. 
Alt: iron Maiden supported by Anthrax at the NEC, Dec '91
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:37,
	
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	No, it must have been '90, thinking about it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:39,
	
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	Alt: unlucky
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:40,
	
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	I was 14
 	And thought it was great.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44,
	
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	Unlucky.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44,
	
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	Could be worse
 	See my reply to Nakers
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:50,
	
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	He didn't?
 	Not those awful Welshies? Hahahahahahahha
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:52,
	
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	There is surely no greater shame
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:55,
	
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	I can't think of anything at this juncture.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:56,
	
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	Bumraped by David Walliams in the front row of a Stereophonics concert?
 	Wearing a Super Furry Animals T-shirt and skinny jeans?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:00,
	
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	Hahaha
 	*looks at jeans*
Steady on....
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:03,
	
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	/\this but taking a wrong turn and ending up at a Catatonia gig.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:03,
	
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	I sort of got stuff done. 
 	Sent stuff off at the post office, spent fifty bloody quid in Boots on toiletries and went to change my train ticket. Although my station doesn't do that sort of thing, so I need to go into town to a national rail station which I can't wait to do. Waiting for my brother to get home so I can use his free oyster card. I didn't buy a suitcase which I really need to do though.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:43,
	
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	If I hadn't got up today
 	my colleagues might have had a nervous breakdown - it's been insanely busy. So I suppose it was worth it in a teamwork sort of way. 
Alt - Green Day. I was 17 and should have known better.
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berk, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:48,
	
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	You should indeed.
 	Still, at least you're prepared to admit it.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:49,
	
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	It was a good gig
 	it's just a shame that my pubescent taste in music was naff.
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berk, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:52,
	
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	My father and brother helped me a lot as a lad,
 	the result of which is I've no real skeletons in my musical cupboard that I can think of.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:53,
	
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	Nah Green Day have done some good stuff. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:00,
	
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	No they haven't.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:03,
	
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	I think my first proper gig that I had tickets for was Hard Fi.
 	Great days, can't go back.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:50,
	
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	Alt- 2006- The Cavern Beatles at the Robin 2 club, Bilston.
 	
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54,
	
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	A band I was in many, many years ago
 	Were booked to play there. We took one look at the place, said "No fucking way" and turned around and drove home again.
Welcome back freefair. I thought you were done with this place?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:57,
	
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	That does surpise me, a lot of well known bands have played there.
 	The Zombies, The Pretty Things, The Move, Slade, Wizzard, Judas Preist, the Stranglers, I could go on
I don't blame you hating Bilston.
As someone who lived there for 31 years neither would my dad.
And I have returned to test the water.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:02,
	
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	I hope you choke on it
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04,
	
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	Had earache all day 
 	Alt: rolling stones, wembley stadium, aged four or five I think.
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04,
	
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	Not at all. Which is why I will sleep as soon as possible
 	Alt: Motorhead in Bristol
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 Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:25,
	
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	Oh god, I went into waitrose to talk to the girl who talks to me and completely blanked her mate who offered to look up chinese resturants online for me.
 	I'm building up to it though, I'll get her facebook or number. Today I went in and asked her for a personal recomendation for chinese restruants. I then realised I hadn't bought anything and it blatently looks like I was going in just to talk to her, which I was, so I ended up buying a load of expensive sushi and a Red Velvet Pie thing.
I have no sofas at the moment as the new ones come tomrow, so I'm sitting at my table. I got a feeling tonight will be an early one.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:38,
	
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	Dear god ask for her number and not Facebook Gonz. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:40,
	
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	I'd be wary of asking a shop girl for her number for a while anyway
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:48,
	
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	I'd never do either in a million years.
 	Asking for a number makes your intentions way too obvious. 
Tell a lie I did ask a girl for hers a couple months back, got it obviously. Then offset it a couple of days later by texting her saying "Christ did I really ask for your number on Friday? Can't believe how cheesy that was, I'll be asking you to the prom next". She bloody lapped it up.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:57,
	
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	As a customer service person though, she might not lap it up.
 	I'd hang on a bit if I was Gonz.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06,
	
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	How about this?
 	"Listen, I'm new to the area as you know, I get back from my job as a web developer for an extreme sport's social network in trendy farringdon. I gotta eat, you gotta eat, we all gotta eat. How do you fancy some time me and you eating at the same resturant at the same time? Maybe even at the same table."
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:09,
	
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	Only time I ever agreed to a date with a customer I was pissed.
 	 Sober I would never. She might not be like me though.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:11,
	
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	Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!  ; )
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13,
	
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	Slaaaaaaaaag!
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:15,
	
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	I am with the right fella.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17,
	
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	Yeah', but I don't mind being turned down, and it's not creepy drunken thing, it's creepy customer thing.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22,
	
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	Good on you.
 	Hope it works out then lad.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	Finger's crossed !
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:43,
	
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	I guess it doesn't help that I'm sat in my pants overlooking her work's carpark.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:46,
	
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	As long as you get the right balance of shyness and humour you should be fine : )
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:46,
	
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	Hopefully ! 
 	I donno if I blanked her collegue, a tall black guy, he was going through his phone finding chinese resturants when I said "Thank's mate, I apprechate it, but I was thinking of local personal recomendations", and he looked so dejected.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:01,
	
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	Hahaha!
 	I like that.
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:12,
	
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	Worth a shot?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	See above!
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:46,
	
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	nah
 	it's much better to try and stalk someone and find out as much as you can about them before trying to make a move.  Definitely works for me.  Wait...it didn't.  Gonz- listen to Barry
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:49,
	
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	Yeah', FB isn't the best thing to ask for first, I wouldn't have actually done that.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:24,
	
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	God, what if she spells with 'you' as 'u' ?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:24,
	
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	that is why i take the stalking option
 	just in case
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	The Carpenters.
 	And I loved every minute of it.
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:38,
	
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	*WAVES*
 	How are you this evening? Had a fun day I hopr.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:01,
	
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	Not really fun but I'm doing ok.
 	Good sesh at the gym and have cider for the evening.
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:04,
	
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	I'm gonna go swimming in an hour.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08,
	
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	Good! Health is very important at our age.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:10,
	
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	Innit!
 	I'm getting older and I need to start moving some of the stomach excess.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:15,
	
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	I like a bit of pot on a fella but health is paramount.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:16,
	
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	Monty usually had weed.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:18,
	
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	Monty is not a role model.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22,
	
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	If anyone else tries to get in on the modelling game you're all over it!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	I'm not in competition with anyone.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:32,
	
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	Alright homosexualists?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:01,
	
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	You have a very regular obsession with benders
 	Lie down on the couch and let's discuss this
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:04,
	
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	IT'S A TRAP!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:05,
	
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	On my back or on my front?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06,
	
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	Interesting...
 	*makes notes*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08,
	
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	Well, your reputation precedes you and it's been a couple of weeks since I got chatted up by a bloke.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:10,
	
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	*peers over glasses*
 	I'm not surprised...
*writes down "delusions of grandeur"*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:11,
	
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	Delusions?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13,
	
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 	grandeur adequacy
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13,
	
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	*sadface*
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:16,
	
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	Much more exciting than Dozer's arrival
 	I'M BACK
As you were
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:05,
	
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	*runs round house with shirt over head*
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06,
	
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	*cops a feel*
 	I'm going to need a bigger handspan
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:07,
	
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	You're also going to need a bigger penis.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:09,
	
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	Hahaha
 	No I'm not
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:11,
	
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	Let's be honest blousie, you'll take anything right now.
 	Even if he was a half incher.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13,
	
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	The only reason I'm single right now is because I'm fussy.
 	I'm trying not to be. I even clicked on a chappie on a dating website that didn't like reading.
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:14,
	
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	See now this is the problem. You're looking for love.
 	In my experience love finds you, smashes you over the head, drags you off kicking and screaming then locks you away from the world effectively ruining your life.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17,
	
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	if only it would
 	*sigh*
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:18,
	
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	You've been married.
 	Are you saying you weren't in love?
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19,
	
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	wish i wasn't
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20,
	
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	Don't pine over me Captain
 	You'll get over this infatuation, same as Blousie, b3th, Berk and Bella did. My indefinable charm has simply moved onto the C's.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22,
	
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	oh, but how can I?
 	you are so brutal with all our 
hearts gussetts.
wish i hadn't thought of that now
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	Darth Foxtrot THE CUNT DESTROYER.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26,
	
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	Cavey, Comrad Quixote and .............
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:24,
	
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	I would say Clendrix but I'm too scared
 	M should be good. Looking forward to M.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26,
	
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	Clendrix is loved up already.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28,
	
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	Yeah
 	The availability of the woman is what's flawed about this idea
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30,
	
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	I DONES A LOVE FOR YOU DARF!!!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28,
	
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	Don't try to queuejump sweetheart
 	You'll get your turn
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30,
	
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	DON'T MESS WIF MY HARTZ!!!!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31,
	
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	Feel free to skip J
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	Oh God, skip K too.
 	
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 Kroney, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30,
	
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	No can do
 	Kristine's really been looking forward to it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31,
	
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	Trust you to find the positive there cavy.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19,
	
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	Well it's not found me in thirty years so I might as well give up then?
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19,
	
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	You're only 30?
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20,
	
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	46 but I wasn't really interested till I hit 16.
 	
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	shit, game over man GAME OVER.
 	See, what you should do is settle. Unless you like being on your own.
OR, just pay for sex and think FUCK YOU ALL YOU CUNTS.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	I think I'll stay on my own then : (
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	Aww, it's never too late blousie.
 	Thing about that one person for everyone gig is, how do you know the one for you isn't a 78 year old shit farmer from rural china?
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28,
	
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	As long as likes reading and tattoos then I'm fine.
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30,
	
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	mr chang HORNY!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:32,
	
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	Me so horny. Me love you long time.
 	Fucky fucky!
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:34,
	
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	I think mr chang would be happy with that.
 	Quick blousie, book that ticket to china now!
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:37,
	
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	Actually, I might be going that way next year to visit friends.
 	Truefact!
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:47,
	
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	OMG IT'S FATE!!!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:51,
	
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	I no rite!!!
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:57,
	
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	Evening DF
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08,
	
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	Evening mate
 	It's not looking good at the business end of the Second Division is it.
I'm calling it that in the hope that we'll go back twenty years to when we were good.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:10,
	
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	I think you'll be fine
 	My lot on the other hand....
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:16,
	
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	Impossible to say with this division innit
 	At least you've got a player who knows where the fucking goal is
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17,
	
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	We have? Who?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19,
	
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	Has Maynard not been doing the business?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	No, he is out of contract at the end of the season, and the club are hoping someone will buy him.
 	He's been shocking recently.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	There must be some virus that makes once-useful black strikers shit
 	It's also claimed Marcus Tudgay, Marlon Harewood, Ishmael Miller and Dexter Blackstock. 
This statement is spectacularly unfair for reasons of (respectively) not that bad actually, only played one game, injured and just coming back from a year off having done his cruciate, but I wanted to join in with the sweeping racism.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:29,
	
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	If we're talking signed bands, then Radiohead I think. The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen.
 	Tiny wee venue. The Bends had been out for three days.
They were alright.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06,
	
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	Alt: Depeche Mode.
 	1986 Whitley Bay ice rink, Black Celebration tour.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22,
	
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	Black Celebration?
 	Like Martin Luther King day?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	You're being silly.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25,
	
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	No I'm not.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:35,
	
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	Are too.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:37,
	
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	Am not.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:42,
	
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	Are.
 	Are are are are are are are are are are are are.
No comebacks.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:14,
	
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	WINNAR
 	Hands down
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23,
	
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	I remember it vividly.
 	Fantastic gig.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:27,
	
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	First gig was Jesus Jones in 1988  - they went to my sister's school and came back to perform.
 	 They were shit.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:29,
	
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	Info Freako was a great track.
 	The rest of their output was crap.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31,
	
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	International bright young thing was tolerable I suppose.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:54,
	
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	I suppose so.
 	They lasted longer than the supposed next bright thing - EMF.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:15,
	
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	Which was unbelievable when you think about it.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:17,
	
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	Badum-TISH!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:19,
	
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	Try the veal... here all week... take my wife...
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:21,
	
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	Every one else has...
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:28,
	
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	Yes. The veal is very popular.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37,
	
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	First signed band?
 	Goldie looking chain, Hull 2005
*the shame*
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 willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:42,
	
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	Hahahahahaha!
 	
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:47,
	
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	it's OK
 	gonz has got you covered.
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:51,
	
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	I quite like them.
 	It was probably a good gig.
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:52,
	
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	Probably not.
 	Alt: Cranberries. Stuttgart. 1995. It was shit.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:46,
	
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	Oh, I forgot to reply to the question. Oh gonz, you self absorbant bastard.
 	Take That
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:47,
	
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	I've seen Take That, they were class. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:49,
	
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	I agree, Gary Barlow is up there with the pop greats for composition.
 	
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:56,
	
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	Stop talking to me. 
 	I do not value your opinion, in fact I can't even be bothered to finish what I'm goi
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:04,
	
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	Ok, since you've made your position very clear.
 	Reverse cowgirl.
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:06,
	
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	You're a massive poofter as well.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:16,
	
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	Shut up, you un-fabulous bitch!
 	
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:22,
	
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	When you get to my age
 	and still look as fabulous as me, then you can judge, Sonny Jim.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:30,
	
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	You are a massive poofter.
 	Or a thirteen year old girl.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:57,
	
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	I like to think I'm somewhere between the two. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:03,
	
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	You are a 13 year old girl poofter sandwich?
 	YOU DISGUST ME!!!
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:19,
	
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	I was well embarassed, didn't tell a single mate 'till I got back, where I didn't shut up about it.
 	Got a limo from London to Manchester (and back), stayed in that posh hotel right by the granada studios, had box seats with awesome nachos*, went shopping around the arndel centre which was AMAZING at the time.
* Dont' ask me why that is a key feature that I remember.
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	The little one (Mark?) was my neighbour (4 houses down) until about 18 months ago.
 	Nice chap. V quiet. Ugly wife.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:24,
	
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	Oh, the shame...
 	I can remember my Ma taking me to a Cliff Richard "religious" concert at Carlisle Market Hall when I was 6, so that'll be the winter of 1975. Hopefully that doesn't actually count.
Of my own volition? 
Zappa, Dylan and The Grateful Dead gigs summer of '89.
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 blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:56,
	
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	MC Hammer at Wembley arena c.1990.
 	Supported by SNAP! Fucking ace.
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 Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:11,
	
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	That is some quite serious retro, right there.
 	
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berk, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:13,
	
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	1986, I win.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:18,
	
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	1977 approx.
 	I think I win.
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 girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:20,
	
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	Well, you are older than me, so fair dibs.
 	The missus sends boob squishing hugs.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:28,
	
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	I was 3 years old then.... just sayin'.
 	
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	You can't touch that for a gig.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:22,
	
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	There's a new one folx
 	
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