Yay! Friday.
Let's all sing the Yay! Friday! song.

You start.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:26, 210 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

But it's only Wednesday...
*confused*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:27, Reply)

You fucking ruiner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I dun a proper answer below.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

REDEMPTION

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

YAY!
*Does happy dance*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I can't sing for two whole days. I'm tired
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

MIME, BITCH

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

How rude.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

You are Jar Jar Binks aicmfp.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

I love Jar Jar.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

yeah, right

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Genuinely.
He was about the only thing that stopped the prequels from crawling entirely up their own arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

My son thinks he is brilliant
He is six, mind
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)

It's a kids film.
If kids like him then he's a success. If pot-bellied sofa-bound scifi nerds don't like him then he's a double success.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I have to agree, here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too,
Thursday I don't care about you,
It's Friday, I'm gonna go out and get pissed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Like Robert Smith, I couldn't get the last line to rhyme.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

The original line ended "I'm a shoe"
True facts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Well, it's fucking buzzing in here tonight.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Buzzing like a flyblown shit in a shoebox, in summer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)

*swats fly*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)

evening fruits and quendesses
Haggis night so I'm listening to The Twilight Sad to celebrate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Haggis is rubbish.
I may be slightly biased as I spewed my ring once after eating some, but I haven't been able to eat the stuff again. And I've tried on several occasions.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I'll have yours then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

You're welcome to it.
I'm having lasagne.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

OH shambles, I've had a horrible horrible HORRIBLE day.
I woke up right, and I wasn't in horrific pain like the rest of the week, still in a hell of a lot of pain, but not terribly horrific. I then went to get my treatment and because of that I couldn't get to the GPs for some early pain meds, and they wouldn't give me any because I'm an out-patient. This was at 5ish, it takes an hour to get to the GP, I rushed over there and saw someone, who gave me the prescription, but the phamacist closed and the 24h phamacy doesn't have them in. OK, I have enough for tonight, Ma' will run out tomorow morning and get the meds for me so they're in when I wake up.

But, but, there is one guy at the hopsital, who has fucked up my canular 4 times now, he's a fucking cunt and I hope he gets fired. I hate him, actually hate that prick. He was the one up to do me, and I thought I would let him redeem himself, let him show me he isn't a prick. Well, more like, I ask one of the other girls who can do it with no problems and she said she was busy. Please note, the whole time I'm like "You gonna be good? You da' man? Who's the best in the hopsital? FUCK YEAH, LETS DO THIS." He has no idea that when I want to think about good things, I picture his shoes next to the wheel of a bus.

I have some cream on my arm 'cus I hate needles, he knows I hate needs, he knows deeply how much I hate needles, it wasn't a supprise. The creme is in the crook of my arm, where it always is. He wiped off the cream himself, so he knows where it is. I even said "Over here" and pointed to a big area he could use. We had an unwritten unverbal contract on this.

After the FORTH FUCKING TIME in the MIDDLE of my arm, I tell him to stop, that I'll go without or whatever, I'm just not letting do it. I then ask the nurse who isn't even a plebotimest but can do it if I don't tell anyone, and she does it perfectly first time, honestly didn't feel a thing 'cus she's so good and the creme.

The good thing though is that the attack that has caused agonising horrible pain since late sundayish has gone, and it's replaced with the standard pain.

I had a little cry =(
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Oh, Gonz :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)

On the plus note, in the last week or soo, I've actually lost 4kg, so that's post-christmas dieting sorted and back to normal fat-cunt diating.
I'm celebrating by eating a ham'n'mustard qweesh and a salad.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Qweesh is dangerously close to qweef

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Aww man, hope you feel better soon.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

I've had six injections today.
Just saying like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

I don't mind normal ones, it's the IV ones I hate.
I bet you're counting a pin-prick blood test as them though and they dont' even count when it comes to counting needles.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

There's no fucking excuse for a professional to be shit at giving injections though.
Particularly when they know that you're a bit of a nancy with needles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Exactly, I've learnt that the doctors aren't always as good as the pleb/canulation team, but they're always do-able.
You're right, the fact is, I have a bad time with them, I'm not the only one, it's not an unknown thing, needlephobia... and he should cator to that.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Gonz, am I wrong in thinking you have a tattoo?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

You're not wrong.
My missus was with him at the time and got mistaken for his mum.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Nuh uh, for real?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

She is old enough to be his mum though. Just.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

This is fantastic, how was he with the needles?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Like a brave little soldier, apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Haha, I was alright with that, I had the emla cream and hardly felt it.
These days the only things I'm poofy with is stuf that has to go into the vains for some reason, and the bits of tat that didn't go over the cream were fine too, it felt like someone dragging a hot sharp knife over my skin, rather than something pearcing. I actually found it facinating to watch, where as I can't watch any other kind of needle even on the telly.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

This is my favourite thing of the day.
Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

She finds it hysterical.
Poor Gonz was mortified and wondered if she was going to punch the tattooist's lights out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Haha, yeah', I'm glad she took that well, I know plenty of women who'd get the mard with that.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)

My missus is made of sterner stuff than that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Deffo ! She's a keeper.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Start keeping a record of what has been going on with your treatment.
Then shove it up your arse to stop the bleeding.

Seriously - start keeping a record of their fuck ups and then write to the CEO of your local NHS Trust. The more information you can give them the more seriously they will take your complaint and adjust the standard of treatment you get.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Haha, I think I will this time, it's not that I'm a bad patient, it's been 4 years since I've had a bad eppisode with needles, and considering I have them a minimum of once a month, isn't bad going for a needlephobic.
But the last 4-5 times was with him, everyone else I sing praises about, I call them angels and heros and I'm not even exasorating, I'm a bit of a face around there in the respect that I always take time to talk to the staff and fellow patients, make them laugh and joke, and people recongise me even from pedratrics all these years on.

I'm not saying that in a "Look at me, I'm so good, they'll listen to me" way, but more in a way that I'm not being a fussy cunt, it's that _one_ bloke.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Fucking hell Gonz, hope you're alright

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
*wanders off to kitchen humming Jonah Lewie track*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)

This chilli I made is stupidly hot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Oh Bobby you bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

It's nice but I pit too much powder in. What a fuckwit I am.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

You can counteract the heat by acting as camp as you possibly can.
Or 'Darthing it up', if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Minces around the room.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

No such thing. You just need to build your chilli tolerance up over a few weeks of regular chilli consumption.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

It was lovely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I honestly couldn't sing one line from it. It passed me by.
And thanks to Davvo I have that Cure song in my head.
Generally speaking, songs which are based around days of the week display lazy songwriting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Sorry tangles.
I like the Cure, but anything after Disintegration is a bit pants.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I'M TIRED AND BORED

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)

SO AM I!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I might go out later.
Depending on if my mate is out, but he's shit at answering texts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Go out anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)

No wait
Stay here and be really entertaining
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

It's my former dive club.
They sometimes meet on a Wednesday, sometimes not. I don't want to walk into a bar I've never been to and there be nobody there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)

sneak a look round the corner
or see if the pub has awebcam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

He's just texted back, so I may well pop out for an hour.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Fine, you go out and leave me here on my own
Don't worry about me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)

OK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

It's a bar?
So you could just go and have a pint anyway if there was nobody you knew there.
Or if that is too terrifying a prospect, just turn around and walk back out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Yeah but it would be a wasted walk if there was nobody there.
However, there will be somebody there, so it's a viable scenario now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I wouldn't consider it wasted if there was a pint at the end of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Depends on the quality of the pint, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)

In theory I could be out in the next hour
at a Steampunk night but all my kit is at the other house and I can barely keep my eyes open
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You're not fooling anyone
You aren't going anywhere, are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

nope
but at least I can feel cool enough that I could
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY.
Better than Monday
Better than Tuesday
Better than Wednesday
Better than Thursday

Friday friday friday friday
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Is that how it goes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Yes it is.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Sounds brilliant

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Want to write the music for it?
Could be a hit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I could...
But then I'd have to kill myself
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)

You have no vision tangled : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I have a vision of what it could be like
And it is bleak
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Evening all
It may or may not be Friday - I int committing myself - but I just had a lovely ribeye, and tomorrow the hazmat team are going into my old place to make it look like I wasn't a complete slob-hoarder-shutin for the last 20 years, and I have tomorrow afternoon off to lie about the place.

So yeah, let's say it's Friday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Evening artbitch.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

you suckal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

i meant to put 'yo"
like I was cool or something. Now I seem to have insulted you. I'm OK with thtat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Good evening!
How's the house?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Took some wallpaper down yesterday
haven't been there today, I need to sort more things out here. More progress shall be made at the weekend.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I have been doing the "two residences" for a while now
make sure you keep your momentum up with closing down the old place and don't just concentrate on the new place.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

this is a damn good point
this place is a dump, but I kinda want to paint the new one more. Actually I mostly want to sleep

night night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Night!
I have lagged monstrously on getting the old place in a condition that I can sell, so I know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Someone talk me down.
I'm very close to freaking out.

I tell you what, I'll be happy when it *is* Friday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

calm down

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

wait..
is this the interview thing?

In which case: breathe, you are going to be fine, you know you're shit, they would be idiots not to employ you


also

good luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

*coughs*
You know YOUR shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I did say I was tired
sorry b3th
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I did wonder...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Well spotted

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Chillax!
...I'm sorry, I can't believe I just said that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

*freaks out*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Don't freak out
(offering no more words, since I mostly fucked the other ones up)

laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Night babe. And ta.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I'm currently freaking out massively.
Had a fucking well weird phone call last night. A girl rang off a withheld number and proceeded to tell me loads of stuff I'd done over the past couple years. Stuff it'd be impossible for just one person to know. I'm very paranoid/weirded out right now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Maybe they've ALL got together and want you to pay.
Did you ever see (super teen movie) John Tucker Must Die?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Nah.
I honestly won't sleep trying to work out who it is, they knew far too much. There's one person I fear it could be and if it is I'll kill myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Is it your mum?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I was gonna write that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

My mum doesn't know I fingered a girl for a bet in my mate's front room when I was fifteen.
This girl did.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Are you sure?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

She's probably just facebook friends with someone you're facebook friends with
and you're shit at FB post security.

Or she's linked you to your b3ta account and read a bunch of your QOTW posts...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Nah my security is top notch.
And there's nothing like that on my Facebook. Genuinely baffled.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Do any of your best mates have a twisted sense of humour?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)

They all do.
But this girl knew about the girl I'm seeing. No one knows about that which makes me suspect it's her, because she's found out something I did that will upset her quite a tad. That's what I'm terrified of.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Hmm
If it's her doing this, or getting one of her mates to do this, then she's not worth anything, tbh fella. Women play games, this is facts. The problem is, men play them too.

I'd advise checking around your friends first, as this sounds like something someone with a twisted sense of humour would find hilarious. Just don't go making any confessions to her, or anything like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Have we ever had a desert island discs thread?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

No
and for good reason.

Although, I heard Pliny the Elder quoted this morning in a football discussion, so Radio 4 isn't all bad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Mine would have to have at least one Pantera track in there, definitely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Can somebody put 50p in the meter?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

*puts 50p in the meter*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Bow chicka bow wow!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Anyone still up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

I am
but I'm going to bed now 'cos I have to be up extra early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Yessums.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

What's rockin' in Baz world?
I got paid today!!!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

That green Acne jacket I bought came today.
I cancelled the original order cos I got word the sale would go to 70% soon. It did, I saved ninety quid. Other than that it is not going well, Baz is well paranoid. What you gonna splash yo' cash on?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

why are you paranoid?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

See a few posts above.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

blimey.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Another episode of Barryoaks
This'll be the story arc that culminates in somebody getting shot at a wedding. Or possibly a jet crashin on a farm. Too early to tell.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Both would be a step down from my usual frolics.
I'm well worried about it though, the amount of stuff she knew was terrifying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Admit and confess to nothing until you know who it is

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

this is a wise choice

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Evenin' Kronster!
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Oh you know Jeff, struggling on
it is an interesting time to be Kroney, at the moment
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well keep me posted.
You've got me ear if you need it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I played along with her for most of it.
But no one should know stuff like who I went on holiday with when I was fifteen. Except maybe the people I went on holiday with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well look at it this way
if nobody knows about this girl you're seeing, then she can't have asked them about your past, can she. It's somebody else you know fucking with you. Admit nothing, wait and see.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Cash will go on new years bills
But I can probably find a few bob to drop on the Chemical Records sale (that seems to be on 365).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I can't spend any more money.
I can't actually stop though, the sales are far too good and I'm far too weak willed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Shame you're so small.
Otherwise I could buy your cast offs!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

That would be lovely.
I'm getting rid of so much over the next few weeks, I want to own nothing but 'amazing' stuff. I have far too much filler that serves no purpose.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Well if you have anything to fit a six footer....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Yes.
but I'm trying to finish an essay before I fuck off for Australia Day celebrations.
It's not going well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

What is the point of 'Australia Day'?
I ask because I'm uneducated, not to mock you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

basically to have a piss up and a barbie.
nah people who are really into it say it's to celebrate australian culture and to revel in our national identity.

the celebrations I'm going to are spanish themed and are basically a piss up and a barbie. ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Did your UK jaunt turn you into a piss-head then?
I seem to recall you saying that boozin' wasn't a big part of your life prior to that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)

funnily enough it was dancing actually.
The people I go dancing with love a piss up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Yay!
Another alkie in the makin'!

What sort of dancing are you doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

swing dancing.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Bloody hell!
You spend a month over here and the better option is to become an alcoholic swinger!

How bad was it!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

pretty bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Ha ha!
Can you link me to any sort of YouTube swing dance type thing? I'm none the wiser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QRsAfAz9Q4&feature=related
these guys are two of my dance teachers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

This is the closest thing to swing I know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j95HbhTl60k - So, enjoy some French 'techno swing'!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I've been drinking Cider tonight, good result in the football (although we deserved better), and I'm about to watch two of my favourite programmes. Tonight is a good night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Two of your favourite shows eh?
Make sure you're alert enough to watch them both before bed.... I mean, you don't want to be 'half cocked' about it.

(I dare say I'm not the first)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I think that might be the first time that phrase has been used.
I finally took the bandage off tonight, it feels...weird.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Well, you'd been de-skined twice.
Sounds a bit like me trying to roll a joint after 6 pints of Old Bristolian!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Haha
I had a pint of 6.4% scrumpy the other day, but we had to leave in a hurry, meaning I had to take swigs. Fucking hell, I was swaying on my way out of the pub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Have you been told to try not to get wood?
Imagine bursting your sewing over an episode of Hollyoaks! hahahaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Nope, they've just said that I should expect they'll happen, and to realise it'll be quite uncomfortable.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So getting a bit of a snip will mean you'll have to go through those 'confusing' feelings again!!!
*Barrymore lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Surely it's better the digs come out on the evening session
Than during the day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Well, one of the posts on the popular page is aimed at me, so sadly the abuse isn't limited to any times!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Well, at least you don't fuck dogs.
not that you could, with your BROKEN COCK
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

You should join the International Bestialists Association
Their motto is "In Dog We Thrust".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

The big issue here, is that dogs don't trust me.
I say 'I'll call' but I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Evening Jeffy bbz
I am listening to Major Force and want more nommy haggis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Still in the Fruitella 'bad man sweet' family?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Wut?
No way daddio. I'm down with my Japanese nillas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Well, it made Blousie laugh yesterday...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nhsTHOSvBk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Does you think I am an Asian an that?
Man, I is gonna cut you right up, ya hear me blud?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

hahahaha
Signed up for the Bristol Bash yet ya bender?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

No.
You homosexual.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Well sign up
You bigger homo.

No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

*stamps on Jeff's toes and punches his arm*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm nails son.
I've joined a GYM!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Fucking hell AA, I can't imagine getting my cock cut.
I heard a story from a friend once- just after he'd had his first cock piercing, he woke up to find himself stuck to his sheets with blood. Just hope you don't get a sleep boner, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I've woken twice with them so far
They're uncomfortable, but not as painful as I'd been led to previously believe.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Still, cocking hell.
Excuse the pun. I'm glad my foresking works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I would be too, damn shame mine decided to develop scar tissue.
Last time it caused me this much pain is when my banjo string tore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

What?
Your cock just decided to develop scar tissue of its own accord? Was the scarring caused by friction burns?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It would tear 9/10 times I was having sex
Used to be very painful, but I stopped noticing it after a while. Problem is, when the pain stopped, the scar tissue didn't stop developing, until it got to a point where the Doctor chided me for not coming in earlier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Did you have phimosis or something?
My foreskin hasn't torn either of the times I've had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Yep, phimosis
Quite severe too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Then why did you not convert to Judaism sooner?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

In all honesty, I was far too nervous to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I don't blame you.
Shifty lot, those Hasidics.

And when are you going to have a medicinal wank to check that it still works?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Aye
*stares warily at Gonz*

I've counted myself out of anything like that until the end of February. Although, I'm hoping to end my *ahem* dry spell with a lady, rather than solo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)

BT CUNTS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:48, Reply)

What of ya, lar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)

BT, had a fight with them
Rather have a broken phone than do that £130 engineer gamble, no siree, it's a racket.
I found that song thanks to you y'know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)

everyhit.com came up trumps?
I've got bits crossed fro b3th tomorrow (well, today), what about you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)

She'll walk it!
And everyhit did deliver. Took me til 1987 though!
Did I tell you I had to turn down my interview? Sent another app off tonight though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)

Noooooooooooooo!
Did b3th tell 'ya I rock the world of selling people into jobs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:10, Reply)

We all know that Jeff.
Yeah it would involve working every weekend and it was only 18hrs a week. Was in the library at the Scotsman newspaper though so I'm chuffed they invited me to an interview. At least I know I'm not shouting into an empty forest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Good work on getting the offer.
I'm off to bed now, I've had a long dag.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:16, Reply)

Was it a sausage dag?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:16, Reply)

rack off dag hahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Night lad, keep up the good work

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:18, Reply)