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1. Best film soundtrack or TV theme ever? I am torn between 'The Warriors' and 'Grange Hill', personally. 'Dirty Harry', 'Ironside' and 'Monkey!' also contenders.

2. Weekend plans?

3. Nommy nom nom. Nombies.

4. Siblings. Got any? If so, are you close? Perhaps you hate their fucking guts. Maybe they hate yours. Maybe you are a fucking bumlord. Tell the class.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:50, 232 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
1a) End theme to The Hulk.
1b) First Superman.

2) film, booze, omgdrugs, diy rugby, dooze

3) I'm eating a donut

4) I'm a twin. Probably the evil one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Worst application form ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Oh I don't know.
When can you start?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Soon as I've finished this donut.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Pub!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Chorlton and the Wheelies!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)
1. Film - Watchmen - Nat King Cole, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, Janis Joplin, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, etc
1 - TV Series - The Littlest Hobo

2. Booze with housemates, meat shop, sort out Virgin technician, eat roast dinner.

3. My soup fell off my seat on the bus this morning, I was rather worried it had broken.

4. 6 of them, 4 brothers, two sisters. Two I rather dislike, and one I simply don't get on with, due to having nothing in common. The others are awesome, and it was great seeing my sister and nephews at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Watchmen is shit.
Shit book. Shit film. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)
OK. It's not completely shit.
It's just not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Fair enough, to each their own, I suppose
One of my friends turned it off, because he was bored, and it was 'too long'. I pointed out he liked Titanic, told him he was a fool, remembered he liked Titanic, laughed in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
It wasn't the length.
It was the incredibly lazy writing, poor characterisation and cringeworthy self-conscious smugness. It seemed to genuinely believe that it was a clever film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I can see that, and understand why you'd feel that way
I just really enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Will you stop being agreeable on the internet.
You'll ruin EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Fuck you!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Comics are bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Have you seen the film?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
No, but it's at my ex's so I might this evening.
It must be better than 'Alexander - The Director's Cut' which I watched last night. Who knew ancient Macedonian sounded so like Oirish?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Fucking hell, that film is awful
Nearly as bad as 'Kingdom Of Heaven'

I thoroughly enjoyed 'Watchmen', but I did find it to drag a little in parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I found it a bit boring TBH
Bloke turns blue, flies to moon, end
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
That's 'Trainspotting', Sporto.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Oh yeah
"Watch cant threw thas?"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Worst pakistani accent EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
It has the nastiest, and some of the best fight scenes I've seen in any Hollywood film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
The Directors Cut of
Kingdom of Heaven changes it into a different film. It's well worth the time, even if you saw the original in the cinema and hated it (like me).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I shall take your word for it
Fuck me, the original is dire though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
For my previous band's first gig we opened with a shoegaze version of The Littlest Hobo theme.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Electric Head Funk used to close our shows with a version of the Grange Hill Theme.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I've just bought the soundtrack from folk horror classic Blood On Satan's Claw.
I've not listened to it yet, but it is supposed to be fantastic.
For TV themes you can't go wrong with Alan Hawkshaw, but I am partial to the odd bit of Tony Hatch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Also, my favourite contemporary film music composer is Jóhann Jóhannsson
This is excellent: typerecords.com/releases/and-in-the-endless-pause-there-came-the-sound-of-bees-2
as is this: fatcat.sandbaghq.com/johann-johannsson-the-miners-hymns.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Oh and Goblin's soundtrack for Suspiria is fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I forgot about
Blow Up - Herbie Hancock
Get Carter - Roy Budd

Oh and of course John Barry, Ennio Morricone...
I think I like film music.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Talking to myself about music here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Morning Monty

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Ennio Morricone is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
All of my suggestions are excellent.
Oh I've just thought of another one too:
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls - featuring the Strawberry Alarm Clock.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Theme from The World at War, nothing comes near.
Birthday today so a nice meal with my partner tomorrow, and possibly going to see my mum again. Hoping it doesn't snow too much.

Hot pot tonight, I cooked it last night so it will be double nommy.

I've got four brothers and sisters, two of each. we are not close, and only see each other at funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)
The World At War was an excellent theme, an excellent series in fact.
I might have a weekend marathon of watching the whole lot.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Possible best TV show ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I must buy the DVDs. I've only got them on off air recorded VHS at the moment.
*adds to amazon wish list*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
HimJim's got them I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Sure do!
Great value for money.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Never heard of it, googled it, now must see it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Fucking classic mate.
One of the reasons tv exists for.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
It was made only 25 years or so after the war ended.
Thats nearer to the event, than the Falklands war to us now. It was still fresh in the minds of the middle aged interviewees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
They are often on the documentary channels

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Bit like me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Excellent television
About the same quality as Edge of Darkness, so, pretty fucking stunning.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Happy Birthday, Barters!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Cheers Stunned, I'm going to try to come to your bash
But I'm going on hols the day after so can't get bladdered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
The Feb one?
Cool. A couple of gentle ales. We'll look after you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Oh yeah
HIPPO BIDET 2 EWE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I need one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
"...but enough about my wife"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

1. Bullitt - cool as fuck weedly guitar
2. Cat rape and a curry
3. A fucking tuna "light lunch"
4. Nope - only child. Two brothers-in-law if they count. One a cunt, one fucking sound
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
*holds hand up warily*
I've never seen that film
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Proper 70's film
Excellent car chase, MqQueen in a cardigan, cool music and hep cats
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Oh man you need to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
It's on there with the Clint Eastwood films
I'll watch them at some point. The next film I'm watching will either be Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy or The Guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Whitney Houston's good in that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Not that one

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
(1). that crappy cowboy thing from the 70s, High Chapparal I think.
Duh duh, duh duh duh durh durhh. You know the one.
(2), no idea.
(3), seafood omelette for nom noms, with crab, king prawns, and spicy herring paste, West Indian thing.
(4), sister, only talk to each other at funerals, can't stand the bitch.
Oh, morning everybody.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Bonanza?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Yes maybe.
One of the two.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
That's the Waltons theme tune.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
One too many duhs for the Waltons.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
4) this is how alike my brother and I are: I saw this at his last Sunday


I can't believe I don't have this box set...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Sexy Nazi wenches!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Does it have Salon Kitty on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Nein

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Airwolf
Or monkey.
Or Fresh Prince.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Airwolf is a great call
*puts finger on nose then points to Chompy*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Airwolf was rubbish.
*sticks finger up nose and wipes it on Chompy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
You're more of a CHiPs man, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I'm totally gay for Ponch.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
right let me try to answer all these questions
1. erm, what was the name of the film where the cat came from outer space?
2. bra shopping tommorow and maybe getting a cat, might be going to see a film on sunday about whales or something
3. what?
4. got a bro and a sister, their both alright, got families of there own and all that. Malc's gay brother sounds like a right git tho, he's landed himself in shit twice and had to get his parents to bail him out financially just cos he couldn't be bothered to pay his gas or rent. he's 34
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
That whale film looks biblically shite - you is well whipped innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
yea boi but shes said i'll get a blowwie outta it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Sure you didn't mishear something about 'blowholes'?
You whale-loving chutney cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
oh fuck, thats my weekend ruined to hell

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Insist it happens in the cinema, or just walk out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
i might not do that thatnks
long term relationships rely on mutual communication and understanding
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Alright Cosmo, I'll take that under advisement.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Oh man I want a cat :(
What sort of cat, where are you getting it from? Don't bother buying a breed they're shit and inbred just get a moggy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
we're looking at a brown tabby for my girlfriend
she already has a girl cat, but she's on her way out and her boy cat carked it last year :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Bear in mind before I answer this that my taste in music is 'fucking bent'
But I love the Buffy theme tune, and the soundtrack for French Kiss.
Filling out job applications
Epic amounts of cleaning, and buying a birthday present for Roota.
I have one brother. He's a git. Bloody over achieving uni at 16 PhD at 23 showing me up mothefucker.

Edit: and the theme for the new BSG. That was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
The theme to Buffy is rather good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Whens Rootas birthday
we should have a suprise birthday party on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I dunno. Next week sometime.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
We should all talk scouse for the day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
CALM DOWN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Needs more self pity.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)
array

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
sound

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Nah, we should dress up
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
*leaves Clinton's Cards teddy bear*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
you shouldn't have been in a relationship with him anyway!
hahahaha!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
There's some daft person near me who's flirting with a tree!
On my commute to work, I drive past a tree that somebody keeps buying cards and flowers for!

I dunno what he/she sees in it - it's not even a particularly nice tree (it has a big scorched chunk taken out of one side of it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
1. I love the music from the Dukes of Hazzard. And The Sweeney. And Juliet Bravo. And The Mysterious Cities of Gold. And Ulysses 31.
2. Fuck all. Rugby tomorrow so will have a joint and a mooch at that.

3. Yes please.

4. One sister and 4 half sisters. Newly discovered half sisters at my Dad's funeral. They are nice but I have been a bit remiss in staying in contact.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
sexual contact?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I suspect they have better taste than to have sexual contact with weaselly little shit like you.
But you never know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
YOU'RE IN A ROOM.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)
you've unignored me!
best day of my life this is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Brilliant.
People were singing your praises and saying you weren't such a helmet.

But you've let them down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
All excellent choices.
None is as good as the theme from Knightmare though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)
The Sweeney is a good call.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I have a sister,
she is a lesbian cop in the australian desert. If she had a TV show it would have a cool theme tune.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Probably shouldn't count, as it was a song long before it was used in a TV Show
But the theme tune to the Jay Mohr show 'Action' was Warren Zevon's "Even A Dog Can Shake Hands" so nothing else comes close.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Warriors definitely but personal favourite is...
Batman soundtrack done by prince. Bloody brilliant.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
...if you are
a) deaf and
b) bent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Oh you're such a card. A really shitty card no one likes.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)
With an out-of-date stamp on it.
And no money inside it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Jesus loves him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
What are you talking about? It's brilliant.
I can't think of a soundtrack more appropriate to the subject matter of the film it's from than Batdance.

Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keep bustin'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:33, Reply)
It's by Prince you deaf cunt.
You know, Prince? The really shit, gay dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I love Prince.
With his Little Red Chevette, Partying like it was 13 years ago.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
He's great isn't he?
He's a multi-instrumentalist, you know. And an 'enigma'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
He’s really sexy – but also a Christian! He’s so full of contradictions!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Most overrated little shite ever.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Although Warren Zevon (again) does do a stunning version of 'Raspberry Beret' that wouldn't exist
were it not for Prince, so I won't dismiss him entirely just for that.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Stop bumming Zevon. He's shit and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Them be fighting words, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
And Sinead O'Connor wouldn't be able to do Nothing compares 2 U.
Which would be a real shame. Weddings would never be the same again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
He also wrote 'Come on Eileen' and 'Brown Sugar'.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Sarcasm detector broken?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Hahaha it seems so

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Fresh Prince of Bel Air, obviously
Also Airwolf, Caprica and The Simpsons.

Factual, dull answer is factual and dull.

The best film soundtracks off the top of my head is probably Chicago, because a) it consists entirely of songs from Chicago and b) I can't be bothered to think about this.

Gay, predictable answer is gay and predictable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Alright, mate?
How are the wilds of Norfolk?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
You remember the Really Wild Show?
THAT wild.

How's the relative obscurity of London?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
1. Not a clue. I liked the Tron soundtrack though
and I own the Kill Bill one
2. Nothing as far as I know.
3. Fuck off you nomble
4. Too many. Most of them are semi-bearable, a couple I actually like. Most of them hate my guts
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
1. Cape Fear, Alien 3, Carlito's Way or Requiem For A Dream. Or anything by John Carpenter.
Best TV theme is V: The Final Battle or Phineas & Ferb.

2. My first ever rugby match (excuse to catch up with an old friend). The Tigers of Leicester will be battling the Falcons of Newcastle. It will be most exhilirating, I may even get to see some touchdowns and field goals.

3. My missus made a homemade tomato soup with spicy meatballs last night and it was fantastic.

4. None, classic example of any only child etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Hello Bill Clay, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I'm fine, thanks for asking. How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I'm pretty good thanks
Rather busy at work mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Me too
I've been snowed under for most of the year so far, I haven't been on here much since Christmastime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
V is a cracking call, Bill Clay
It actually had about 4 great theme tunes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)
The slow sinister one with the painted 'V' coming into view was always my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
IF INDEED YOU ARE AN ONLY CHILD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:21, Reply)

1. Mysterious Cities of Gold (still remember the words heh!)

2. Bit of oral, bit of anal, might include the missus!

3. I'm eating a sausage bacon and egg punany.....I mean panini....

4. I have a smaller bother.....I mean brother.....still gets bossed by me muahaha!!!
(KarlToOnZ feels like crap on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
One of your first posts on offtopic
includes pathetic lies about sex.
Well done.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Delete this thread
it contains evidence of tubbiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Are you saying KarlToOnZ is actually... someone else?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Maybe.
Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Mainly not.
I just wanted to see if I could get you to delete random threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I couldn't work out who was winning that battle
Neither wanted to see the other post. Both were disappearing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Was it society?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
It was her obviously, because she didn't care at all, in fact she found it all VERY funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)
She didn't care so much she was just playing along.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Exactly, it was very clear to everyone that she was playing along.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
It was certainly clear to Kroney who was in no way white knighting her.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I like the way he admitted his online defensive services were bought

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:20, Reply)
It's amazing what the offer of an alchoholic beverage will get you on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I'd white knight Craig Colcough for a half of bitter shandy these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)
What will you do if I buy you a Sierra Nevada on tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Suck off a tramp?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Nice edit there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

lf of bitter m
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)
I am very cheap.
I stand by what I said, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
They don't seem to be desperate to get the last word.
So I'm thinking not.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
2) bit of lying, bit of Jimmy Hill-ing...might include some chinny reck-on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Chris Huhne is being prosecuted for trying to get his ex-wife to take points on her license
And so is she. I imagine they probably don't like each other very much right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
That is one fewer person opposing the Tories in the government then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Meh, he was a cunt anyway.
Sadly it means Danny Alexander will probably get promoted again, the rancid red haired scotch cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Ermmm....
Soundtrack: Batman Forever
Weekend: On sunday I'm going to wicks to see kitchens and book an appointment to get them to design one if we can.
Nyoms: I got half a chicken defrosted, not sure what to do with it yet, might make awesome chicken sandwiches.
Syblings: Nope, don't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I made that chicken and chorizo thing again the other day
I'm not sure why, but it was very underwhelming
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Chorizo is the most overrated sausage ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Fuck off with your Andouillette then

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
That's not overrated.
It is uniformly reviled by all bar the Frenchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I went to a bistro where that was on the menu
but if you ordered it you had to eat it outside on the terrace.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
With a bucket next to you to vomit into.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I bought an amazing pepper encrusted saucisson in france.
It was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Nom. Nommy nom nom.
NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
1) Fucking Battlestar Fucking Galactica, the original series.
2) Food and drink and qualidee family time.
3) Bacons lol
4) Little brother, no gay interest, get on well.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
The original series is a travesty which tarnishes the memory of the remake.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Hi Darth!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is the only are in which Chompy and I are in unshakeable, unequivocal agreement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)
You gert nancy
You'll be trying to claim you wouldn't nosh Dirk Benedict off for a packet of polos next.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Nope maybe some hula hoops.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)
BBQ Beef?
People like you should be locked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Salt and Vinegar
I'm not a nutjob
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Hmmm Bent answers are bent
Soundtrack film: Amelie
TV: I always liked the orginal University challenge theme.

Never plan anything but it involve will drinking in front of the fire at some point.

food is for cheaters

Wasnt she the supposed eye candy in Moonlighting?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Oh god no, not the University Challenge theme...
Not content with competing for the title of "smuggest show on the telly," it storms ahead of its rivals by having the single most smug piece of opening music I've ever heard.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I reckon The Buddha of Suburbia had a pretty good sound track, as did Captive
2. boring family stuff, still, it keep you busy, eh?

3. just eaten 2 donuts and about to have a Danish, I shall be fat.

4. I have a sister, we get on OK, but she is better than me in every conceivable way, except I'm probably more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Didn't David Bowie write that soundtrack?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I like him!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)
I know you do, that's why I'm making you a mix CD to give you on Tuesday.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Wick-ed!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I might include some tracks off the Wicked Cast Recording
as I know you're a big fan of musicals too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
HUGE FAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
+ ny

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
HI TGB!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I think she and Lusty are meeting up today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)
I hope she took a snorkel.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)
And some crampons.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)
At least she'll have somewhere nice to go for lunch.
I understand the scallops are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Did he? I'd never have guessed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Hard to believe nobody has mentioned the Spiderman cartoon theme

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Even harder to believe nobody has beaten you to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
"spims a Web, any size..."

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I have to draw everyones attention to this post by AA
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1520496

I think it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)
That's genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I think it's a bit try hard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Sadly copied word for word from QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I thought you'd died.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
She's dead.
Like Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
And Flim-Flam

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
and Bella

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
She's not dead, she just doesn't move much.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Boo.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
At least you can be dead togather.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Half dead and very much want to finish the job.
My German lecturer ended a discussion yesterday by saying "I'm right- we lost the war, we have to win something." you'd love him. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Not too bad thank you.
Very skint but life is OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Whilst I appreciate the praise, I stole it
It's from here

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
You cunt.
I hope you die.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Death is too good for him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)
A-Team.
I got a superbowl party on Sunday. I'm going for the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Is it the superbowl this sunday?
That's odd, I thought that happened in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)
mericans be strange.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I had a terrible Superbowl experience in New York once.
After ragging my pals about how Americans are all lightweights who cannot handle their booze and drugs, I proceeded to quaff several ‘40s’ and smoked a ‘Philly blunt’ - then whitied for an hour, eventually spewing in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Excellent stuff.
Did you play "Edward 40 Hands"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I played'The Exorcist: bathroom edition'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
oh you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)
AH NOAH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
why does stunned hate me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Why do fools fall in love?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)
opposites attract?
(paula abdul song)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

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