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	 Morning Ladies
	Morning Ladies
 	I don't really have much to say. Apart from a quick hello, and um YaaY.
Alt: How much is too much? (I really had to think about that)
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:02,
	
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latest was 14 years ago)
 
	 Do you ever actually have a question?
	Do you ever actually have a question?
 	I mean seriously, even I make up some dull shit.
Alt: Depends. Too much alcohol is when you can't see straight, and keep falling over. Too much food is when you feel like you're either going to be sick, or explode. Too much weed is when your head won't stop spinning, etc
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:16,
	
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	 And
	And
 	Too much,  too young makes you Special(s).
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:17,
	
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	 or Little Angels
	or Little Angels
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33,
	
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	 Nonsense
	Nonsense
 	There is no such thing as too much weed.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33,
	
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	 I had too much at Bloodstock 2010
	I had too much at Bloodstock 2010
 	Add that to the fact I was drinking, and I ended up wandering round hours later telling my mate I was 'Bored of the fucking world spinning', before sitting down and refusing to move.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:37,
	
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	 It's the combination of weed and alcohol that does it.
	It's the combination of weed and alcohol that does it.
 	Weed on its own can be consumed in vast quantities with no ill effects.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46,
	
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	 Worth.
	Worth.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:16,
	
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	 Maarnin'
	Maarnin'
 	*leans on gatepost, chewing piece of hay*
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:18,
	
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	 No
	No
 	Handles, for forks.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:19,
	
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	 Got any O's?
	Got any O's?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:20,
	
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	 Good morning.
	Good morning.
 	Alt: I'll let you know if I ever find out.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:17,
	
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	 Morning Monty
	Morning Monty
 	Once again, I have forgotten to send that DVD, I do apologise.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:23,
	
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	 Not at all, old man. Happens to the best of us.
	Not at all, old man. Happens to the best of us. 
 	And Nakers.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:23,
	
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	 Greetings chutneys
	Greetings chutneys
 	How much is too much? Depends on what it is and whether it's mine.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:26,
	
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	 It's AIDS and yes, it's definitely yours, I'm afraid.
	It's AIDS and yes, it's definitely yours, I'm afraid.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31,
	
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	 Ah but...
	Ah but...
 	... Is it the good AIDS or the bad AIDS?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:32,
	
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	 it's always the bad AIDS.
	it's always the bad AIDS.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:33,
	
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	 It's only by finding out what is too much
	It's only by finding out what is too much
 	that one can ever hope to find out what is enough.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:31,
	
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	 This theory has driven me to near-bankruptcy, lunacy and an almost certain premature death.
	This theory has driven me to near-bankruptcy, lunacy and an almost certain premature death.
 	I am still none the wiser.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:34,
	
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	 The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom, Monters.
	The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom, Monters.
 	Unfortunately it turns out Blake was a mad lying cunt.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:37,
	
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	 I am currently living in a tent in a park just outside the Palace of Wisdom.
	I am currently living in a tent in a park just outside the Palace of Wisdom.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:38,
	
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	 NEVAR!!! MUST HAS MOAR!!!!
	NEVAR!!! MUST HAS MOAR!!!!
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 8:45,
	
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	 Well this promises to be a LOL-packed thread.
	Well this promises to be a LOL-packed thread.
 	Google News believes the most important/interesting news story in the world today to be...
An Australian politician has resigned.
Fucking hell, slow news day or what?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:02,
	
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	 lolpack, for a more amusing breakfast.
	lolpack, for a more amusing breakfast.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:03,
	
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 	amusing bankrupt
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04,
	
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	 wut?
	wut?
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:05,
	
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	 Farepak. You know, hamper company, went bust.
	Farepak. You know, hamper company, went bust.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08,
	
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	 I thought you were having a dig at me.
	I thought you were having a dig at me.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09,
	
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	 fuck no
	fuck no
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12,
	
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	 I wouldn't have minded.
	I wouldn't have minded.
 	All my own fault etc.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16,
	
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	 oh right. I was going for lurpack.
	oh right. I was going for lurpack.
 	
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 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie
 mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10,
	
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	 I was with you.
	I was with you.
 	I couldn't think of anything amusing to follow it with. Soz.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:11,
	
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 	lurpack gold
/HenryKellylolz
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
	
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	 Gunther, you have control of the game.
	Gunther, you have control of the game.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16,
	
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	 I am a european principality of seven million people
	I am a european principality of seven million people
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 Luxembourg?
	Luxembourg?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 512,000
	512,000
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Monaco?
	Monaco?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25,
	
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	 36,000
	36,000
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 Wales?
	Wales?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 3m
	3m
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 Pakistan - sorry, I meant Luton
	Pakistan - sorry, I meant Luton
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 206,000
	206,000
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58,
	
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	 You don't have much work on today, do you?
	You don't have much work on today, do you?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 Soz chaps
	Soz chaps
 	I hadn't actually chosen one
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 Oh you cunt.
	Oh you cunt.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 Bastard
	Bastard
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:14,
	
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	 I'm in a rather shit mood this morning, as I feel like shit
	I'm in a rather shit mood this morning, as I feel like shit
 	And when I got up this morning, it turns out the rabbit I put in the fridge to defrost has leaked, so I've had to clean up blood from every shelf below mine. Nice start to the day.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:06,
	
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	 you should have made sure it was dead before you froze it.
	you should have made sure it was dead before you froze it.
 	They leak less then.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09,
	
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	 Already deaded, also lacking it's head, tail, feet and fur (or is it pelt?)
 	I even have a picture of it when it was alive
	Already deaded, also lacking it's head, tail, feet and fur (or is it pelt?)
 	I even have a picture of it when it was aliveLOL
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10,
	
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	 steady
	steady
 	swipe will need to go back into therapy.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:19,
	
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	 +retail
	+retail
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21,
	
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	 Still, nice to have some rabbit in the fridge.
	Still, nice to have some rabbit in the fridge.
 	I made a jolly nice king prawn madras last night.
MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09,
	
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	 I'm making a rabbit madras tonight, should hopefully be good!
	I'm making a rabbit madras tonight, should hopefully be good!
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10,
	
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	 It should indeed.
	It should indeed.
 	Never made a rabbit curry - this is most foolish of me.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12,
	
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	 First time I've made one tonight
	First time I've made one tonight
 	Previously I've tried to make spicy pasta dishes, and it simply hasn't worked, as the rabbit is just too rich. So, I think a nice curry should be just the key!
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:13,
	
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	 Good in a stew and/or pies too.
	Good in a stew and/or pies too.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
	
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	 And is cheap.
	And is cheap.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17,
	
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	 £4 for the full rabbit, was rather happy with that
	£4 for the full rabbit, was rather happy with that
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20,
	
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	 clickin dis cos a rabbits a kind of vibrator
	clickin dis cos a rabbits a kind of vibrator
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22,
	
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	 Is it boned?  (tee hee)
	Is it boned?  (tee hee)
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25,
	
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	 Still the full carcass, minus the feet, head, skin/pelt and tail
	Still the full carcass, minus the feet, head, skin/pelt and tail
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26,
	
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	 Some of the bones are weeny, don't be tempted to break them before cooking.
	Some of the bones are weeny, don't be tempted to break them before cooking.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27,
	
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	 But will it blend?
	But will it blend?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 That'd be rough.
	That'd be rough.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 Then blend it more, jeez
	Then blend it more, jeez
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29,
	
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	 Last time I was taking the meat off, I caught the knife in the backbone, and nearly took my fingers off removing it
	Last time I was taking the meat off, I caught the knife in the backbone, and nearly took my fingers off removing it
 	Am a lot more careful now
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29,
	
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	 Long, low and slow cook and you can pick all the bones out at the end.
	Long, low and slow cook and you can pick all the bones out at the end.  
 	Plus you get the bones cooking in the curry.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31,
	
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	 Am aiming to slow cooker it
	Am aiming to slow cooker it
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 Rabbit with pasta works the best with creamy sauces
	Rabbit with pasta works the best with creamy sauces
 	and woody herbs.  Delicious.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42,
	
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	 I made a lamb tagine last night to slow cook today
	I made a lamb tagine last night to slow cook today
 	so I shall have a great deal of sweet Moroccan goodness when I get home tonight.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 This is why raw meat should always be stored on the bottom shelf
	This is why raw meat should always be stored on the bottom shelf
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17,
	
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	 Is this where you keep the bodies, Nakers?
	Is this where you keep the bodies, Nakers?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18,
	
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	 Nah, I've stiched them into a teepee, for me to play cowboys and injuns in
	Nah, I've stiched them into a teepee, for me to play cowboys and injuns in
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22,
	
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	 It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it talks to Quinten again.
	It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it talks to Quinten again.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 Shared fridge, shelf each sort of thing
	Shared fridge, shelf each sort of thing
 	So I couldn't, sadly.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20,
	
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	 clickin dis cos it sounds rude
	clickin dis cos it sounds rude
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 The reason Google News believes that Monty, is because he was the former Prime Minister before a coup was held and he was ousted,
	The reason Google News believes that Monty, is because he was the former Prime Minister before a coup was held and he was ousted, 
 	only to be put into a role where he had no support from the new Prime Minister, which has led to his resignation after other members of his party publicly slagged him off, which caused him to think that she agreed with what they said about him.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20,
	
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	 Thanks for the update pops
	Thanks for the update pops
 	however Aussie politics ranks pretty low on the international news importance thermometer I'm afraid
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 I read that as 'Australian politics blah blah blah'
	I read that as 'Australian politics blah blah blah'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 Greetings, all.  Top of the morning.
	Greetings, all.  Top of the morning.  
 	I got an invite for dinner at The Ivy this morning which sounds rather spiffing.  I have never been before.  And it is the day before my two week holiday.  
Smashing, eh readers?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
	
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	 FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EH READERS YOU SHITCUNT
	FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EH READERS YOU SHITCUNT
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24,
	
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	 Morning, sweetheart.
	Morning, sweetheart.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26,
	
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	 ALRIGHT TREACLE
	ALRIGHT TREACLE
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27,
	
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	 Scott Mills says this, I can only asssume therefore that you are a bent thieving cunt
	Scott Mills says this, I can only asssume therefore that you are a bent thieving cunt
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28,
	
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	 WHO IS SCOTT MILLS AND SHOULD I CARE??
	WHO IS SCOTT MILLS AND SHOULD I CARE??
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29,
	
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	 I've looked him up on that google, aint you too old for Radio 1?
	I've looked him up on that google, aint you too old for Radio 1?
 	I finally heard a ten second clip of an adele song today, not only is she fat, but she's fucking shit as well
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32,
	
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	 I don't really listen to Radio 1 at all, doesn't mean I don't know whos who
	I don't really listen to Radio 1 at all, doesn't mean I don't know whos who
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 Oh look it's Mr. Heat, it's your wifes really you're just looking after it for her
	Oh look it's Mr. Heat, it's your wifes really you're just looking after it for her
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 Oh no, busted, better hide my copy of Womans Week as well
	Oh no, busted, better hide my copy of Womans Week as well
 	*rolls up Womans week and violates rory*
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:46,
	
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	 don't forget cripplingly needy.
	don't forget cripplingly needy.
 	Actually, I'm amazed she hasn't got an account here.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 APPLES AND PEARS LOOK AT ME I'M FAT BUT I'M TALENTED APPLES AND PEARS
	APPLES AND PEARS LOOK AT ME I'M FAT BUT I'M TALENTED APPLES AND PEARS
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 I've never heard her singing but she's fat and therefore shit.
	I've never heard her singing but she's fat and therefore shit.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 Fat people can never be cool
	Fat people can never be cool
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40,
	
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	 john candy was a don
	john candy was a don
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47,
	
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	 and john belushi
	and john belushi
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 Poor man's Belushi.
	Poor man's Belushi.
 	He was shit.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 i liked him in K-9
	i liked him in K-9
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 Too young to die, too fat to live.
	Too young to die, too fat to live.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53,
	
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 	i o
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59,
	
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	 rolling in the deep is a euphemism for the last time she had sex
	rolling in the deep is a euphemism for the last time she had sex
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
	
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 	deep flour.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:40,
	
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	 10/10
	10/10
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49,
	
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	 www.b3ta.com/talk/7452147
	 
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/7452147
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 roffle.
	roffle.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41,
	
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	 Radio's third funniest man after Christian O'Connell and Danny Baker.
	Radio's third funniest man after Christian O'Connell and Danny Baker.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29,
	
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	 Still better than Chris Moyles
	Still better than Chris Moyles
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30,
	
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	 That much is too much.
	That much is too much.  
 	Excellent point.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:32,
	
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	 I have changed my opinion of Danny Baker.
	I have changed my opinion of Danny Baker.
 	I rather like him these days.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:41,
	
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	 Oh dear.
	Oh dear.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:47,
	
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	 He wrote for 'Sniffin' Glue' magazine in the 70s.
	He wrote for 'Sniffin' Glue' magazine in the 70s.
 	This is why I no longer loathe the cancer-ridden old cunt.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:49,
	
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	 He was also on the 6 o'clock show on LWT with Michael Aspel.
	He was also on the 6 o'clock show on LWT with Michael Aspel.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 I hate him again now.
	I hate him again now.
 	I'm so capricious.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 i like goat curry
	i like goat curry
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 It's called curry goat.
	It's called curry goat.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 you really are a capricious baaastard
	you really are a capricious baaastard
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:55,
	
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	 AND a younger Janet Street Porter.
	AND a younger Janet Street Porter.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 My dislike of Ranet Reet Roughtaaarggghh knows no bounds.
	My dislike of Ranet Reet Roughtaaarggghh knows no bounds.
 	Fucking harridan.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Monty is a younger Janet Street Paw'a??
	Monty is a younger Janet Street Paw'a??
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Fuck off sunshine
	Fuck off sunshine
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:59,
	
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	 ...hello darkness my old friend
	...hello darkness my old friend
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:00,
	
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	 I always thought it was 'hello, darkies...'
	I always thought it was 'hello, darkies...'
 	I didn't really.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01,
	
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	 omg racism
	omg racism
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 It's actually rather mediocre.
	It's actually rather mediocre.
 	You won't believe how much 7/10 food can cost a man.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 Really?
	Really?  
 	Someone else has said that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:01,
	
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	 Good morning to all, I hope you are well.
	Good morning to all, I hope you are well.
 	Alt: At the moment I am more preoccupied with finding out how much is enough. I'm thinking the vast majority of stuff I own, do and buy it unnecessary, especially when viewed in the light of the hours of work I have done in order to buy it. I'm liking the idea of a log cabin in the woods. I'm sure this will pass, but, in the mean time a bit of simplification might be in order.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15,
	
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	 Try giving up online porn for Lent
	Try giving up online porn for Lent
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:30,
	
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	 why on earth would I do that?
	why on earth would I do that?
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31,
	
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	 being less of a wanker would be a start on the road to keeping your pitiful job
	being less of a wanker would be a start on the road to keeping your pitiful job
 	
	(
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33,
	
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	 he can't
	he can't
 	he has it permanently streamed into his eyeballs.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33,
	
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	 living the dream
	living the dream
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 hi guys, iwas here last night and i think i might have dropped a contact lense
	hi guys, iwas here last night and i think i might have dropped a contact lense
 	if you find it could you gaz me plz? k thx
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21,
	
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	 I've dropped a plum
	I've dropped a plum
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:33,
	
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	 i hope it didn't bruise?
	i hope it didn't bruise?
 	i dropped a lung once, proper sharted like a bad boy
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:35,
	
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	 "Someone's apple tarted"
	"Someone's apple tarted"
 	by Simply Red.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 I have found it
	I have found it
 	But it appears to be covered in semen... Did someone leave you with a face like a painters radio
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 nah i was wearing my jizzgoggs
	nah i was wearing my jizzgoggs
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 Is this it?
	Is this it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 no thats a tiny breast implant for a mouse
	no thats a tiny breast implant for a mouse
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53,
	
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	 Stupid sexy mice
	Stupid sexy mice
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 The Strokes are shit.
	The Strokes are shit.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:53,
	
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	 If they had all died after that first EP history would have remembered them more fondly.
	If they had all died after that first EP history would have remembered them more fondly.
 	Sadly they continued to produce increasingly shitter music with each subsequent release.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 That is known as 'Eric Clapton Syndrome' in my house.
	That is known as 'Eric Clapton Syndrome' in my house.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	Everyone's favourite racist skaghead.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 I thought that
	I thought that
 	was when you forgot to shut your penthouse window?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:06,
	
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	 'forgot'
	'forgot'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 "wanted some more material"
	"wanted some more material"
 	for your next "hit"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 Not content with 'shooting the sheriff'....
	Not content with 'shooting the sheriff'....
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:13,
	
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	 Alt: We all know the answer to that
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
	Alt: We all know the answer to that
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:34,
	
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