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So..erm..Lunch?As it's payday, I might treat myself to a salad.
Alt: Plans for the weekend? Beer, niece and football for me.
Alt Alt: Last inappropriate thing to make you laugh? I've just been chuckling at this.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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Meatballs and rice for me today.Alt: Quiet one tonight, seeing daughter tomorrow night and Sunday morning, then probably a few home beers. Broke twat is broke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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I made a smoothie so thick this morning I reckon it could be used as some sort of military restraint.
Gonna chew the rest of that down.
I'm still laughing about the fact that we won the war of Carlton Terrace.
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It's thick because Krispy Kreme, bacon, pizza and burgers don't blend very well. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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Minus the Krispy Kreme, and that sounds like it could be tasty...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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He's not fat, just double chinned!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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this is the nicest thing you've ever said Rory(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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HereseyThe Luther Burger is delicious. I say YES to the Krispy Kreme.
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My old roomate wants to try the krispy kreme burger(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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Banana, raspberries, strawberries and mmmmmm danonelooks like period sludge.
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What, like C18th or something?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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Oh I know her!The ugly one who sings about her 'poker face'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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I think she's shit personally, but you are entitled to your opinion.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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No lunch due to massive breakfast and huge curry this evening.Saturday: test driving a VW Passat, decorating the dining room, watching the rugby.
Sunday: decorating, having a couple of quiet pints whilst reading the paper.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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leaving work at 2 so no lunch for me, no dinner last night either, must be the AIDSalt: WE'VE ALREADY DONE THIS FUCKTARD
Altalt: jokes about your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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Four minutes until lunch and I'M REALLY HUNGRYAlt: The weekend will include listening to new records, drinking some beer, a curry at some point, fun things with the kids and insufficient sleep.
You may envy my exciting life now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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This just in:In the time it took to type that (including an quick Alt+Tab away when someone came in) IT IS NOW LUNCHTIME!
I'll keep you posted when I've finished eating, shall I?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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i plan to read tonight, then going out for afriends birthday, but im just going to pretend its mine againThat jessie j bitch is a bit ugly aint she
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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Turns out I've been paid todaySo in addition to the answer I posted to much the same question earlier, I might do some shopping as well.
Lunch today was fish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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This made me laugh, but it doesn't count as inappropriate.a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423220_10150686789093000_22947187999_11237391_1839587001_n.jpg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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It's the missus' birthday today.We have a troop of internet shut ins staying over tonight and tomorrow. We shall gorge on Greek food and go to the pub.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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Send her my best wishes please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Will do.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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Will you be exploring her final frontier as a birthday treat? Have a good one!
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Being middle aged and married isn't all it's cracked up to be Bobby, he's lucky if he gets a peck on the cheek and an uninterrupted evening of strictly come dancing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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You're confusing me with Darth.Strictly's shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Your hair is Strictly?*confused face*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Shut it, hippy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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There's no need to posture DG, it's just a fact of middle age.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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*makes cocoa*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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I've not posted this for a while, it never fails to cheer me up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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I so love her "resigned look" face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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That's the thousand yard stare of someone who's shat themselves(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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HahahahaThat's the look Nakers has to see on his own face in the mirror each morning. Shortly before his wife turns the hose on him in the garden to jetwash off his 'night soil'. She really is a saint, that woman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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This always gives me a minor bone-on:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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Not for old Harders, it's not.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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They should have got Doc CoxTo do the tribute song.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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Perhaps featuring the 'rossages' dog.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Res.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Hours of fun for the whole family here:ben-hardwick.gonetoosoon.org/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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*rubs hands together*I see there's a 'write a tribute' option.
I think I shall post one in the style of the Akabussi stories. See if I cannot get arrested.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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'Hardwick by name, hard wick by nature'growled Ben as he ripped the feed tube from his nostril and tore open his hospital gown to reveal his stubby, yellow cock...
He looked with disdain at the revolting hospital meal that lay uneaten beside him. 'For fuck's sake, they know I hate liver', he muttered...'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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This is the picture that makes me laugh the most of all
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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My tits look fucking great in that dress.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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"Jaundice is soooo sexy" purred the nurse(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Going out drinking tonight.HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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I had a falafel salad ( a little treat as I thought this might be the last time I would afford the sandwich man)I'm following it with pickled onion Monster Munch (best of all the crisps) a bounty and a banana.
Alt: I shall be spending most of the weekend clearing my mother's loft of decades of crap so that she can have new insulation fitted. as it is mostly my crap I cannot complain.
AltAlt: Fuck knows, most inappropriate things make me laugh. *clicks link*, now it's that. :)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:35,
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If ever one needed an excuse to dislike football and it's related culture, check this local news report out, by my nearest bar.menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1486449_15-arrested-as-soccer-yobs-clash-at-binary-bar-ahead-of-manchester-united-v-ajax-europa-league-tie
According to one of the bar staff, it was orchestrated. the silly fuckers sort out this shit by cellphone, and Facebook, then organise smashing up someones bar, and terrifying people having a drink. Cunts.
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It wasn't improved by the smashed windows, and trashed furniture, no.(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)
'Many of the fans had been drinking'Yeah thanks for that, journo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Shortly before John Paul II declared his dedication to a Vatican-based Christian sect.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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I don't need an excuse.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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I do need more going on in this thread though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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What you need, sunshine, is an emergency tracheotomy performed by MY FUCKING SHOE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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*throws Monty's shoe in the sea*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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Who has salad as a payday treat? Monters, I had no idea your tits were so attractive!
I am pretty much done for the day and am trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the afternoon. I am thinking MD's and copious alcohol.
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Will you still be about at home-time?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Not your hometime, mate. 7pm, will have been out of work 3 hours by then.
I am out near home tonight.
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Playing out in your street?I hope your Mam can see you through the window
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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OK, hole in the side of the corrugated iron lean-to(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:51,
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Longest strikethrough of the day award(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Woofter? Really? I am more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
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It is when a cow is killed and butchered into nommy piecesBut that's not important right now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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rib eye please, rare, with hollandaise sauce french fries and lambs lettuceta
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Hollandaise with steak?Hmmmm, not tried this. Lambs lettuce is shite though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Really he wants Linda McCartney rossages and Aunt Bessie roast potatoes but he's too embarrassed to admit it, so instead he made up some semi-plausible bullshit steak meal to appear 'tough'.
He fools no-one, of course, and has succeeded only in coming across as an even more bent spastic than usual. Quite some achievement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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He can't even handle a Linda McCartney sausageOnly man-sausage
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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all I have for supper tonight is own brand cornflakes and a strangers baby batter for milk*cries*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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And those aren't cornflakes*scratches scabby helmet into box*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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Does this mean we have just double-teamed Apey?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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It's Bernaise sauce without the tarragon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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I know what it is!Just not had it with steak.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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Not overly enamoured of tarragon, I have to say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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That's why homemade bernaise is best - you can adjust the amount of tarragon to taste. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Medium rare at the rarest, because it hasd loads of marbled fat. Medium for me, you have to cook the fat out. It's why ribeye tastes so good.
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I dont think I've ever had a rib-eye steakBone = less meat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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bone = flavouralthough tbh mostly the bone has been removed prior to cooking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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You have had a few japs-eye ones though I'll bet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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I may have a steak tonightYou can keep your Asian cock-fantasy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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Seeing as Centerparcs is frogthe food is surprisingly fucking appalling.
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MehIt will be nicer than Monty's Value noodles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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It was proved before that you cannot afford tearsPlease return them forthwith
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Aw he was going to season his value noodles with the salt in those tears(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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In which case why does your mum's flange taste so fucking disgusting?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Rotten, curdled spunkIt is just not a blue cheese sauce, no matter how much you keep your eyes closed when "downstairs"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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I let her bush block my nostrils like a filter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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How would you have it then setyourfacestomightybadger?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Actually I disagree with him on this onealthough I can see the point. I still order ribeye rare because I can't stand the idea of overcooking decent steak.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Now, they KNOW how to cook a steak in Texas. "Can I have a rare ribeye and a well done filet?". Fucking oik.
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That's what it says you visually impaired map of africa. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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Oh be nice to him.It's his boeoueoufday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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The thing that's most obvious to me is your MASSIVE COWLICK (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Get a room, you repulsive chutters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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I made this joke yesterdayBut it wasn't "bigging up" Stunned's weapon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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Following a noun with an imperative?Dear god, man, were you educated in a polytechnic?
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Google Translate will translate the words, but not the syntax.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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I'm currently enjoying 'oriental inspired rice' from Sainsburys.It's very tasty actually, and it made the old geezer sitting next to me on the train move to a different seat. Fantastic.
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i can't believe you of all peopel would make inappropriate jokes about dead parents(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
It's like he's bullying himselfGaz the mods and report him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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I'd be interested to see how many of the gazzes in rob's inbox have the subject line"TERRIBLE ONLINE BULLYING"
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The rigatoni salsicciameans you will not get any harsh words fom me.
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Oh dear.My brother is forty fucking one years old, and yet tonight he is going to the O2 to see ‘Rammstein’. He sees no shame in this.
I’ve tried my best with the boy over the years but for some reason he has a blind spot when it comes to pathetic pop-metal performed by bent Germans in makeup and stupid ‘futuristic’ outfits. With terrible keyboards.
Wot a cunt, eh readers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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Latest text:'I bet the disabled toilets are also nicht in ordnung'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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They are fucking dreadful.The lead singer performs in that pantomime 'Marilyn Manson' style affected gruff voice, that cretinous teenagers mistakenly believe to be 'edgy' but which is in reality just silly. They're tossers and their music is weedy and inoffensive pap dressed up as 'woo 'metal'.
They are cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Personally, I disagreeBut, if that's your opinion, then fair enough.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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You're no fun.I fancied an argument where I could be ultra-disparaging about a matter of pure personal taste.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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Sorry Monty, I'm just not that kind of guy(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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I thought better of you than that, Crow.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Really?Were you oblivious to every conversation I had with Darth Foxtrot?
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Good questionI thought he might have disappeared in a stroppy tiswas after al took the piss out of his new haircut, but he normally comes mincing back after a few days. But then I guess this harks back to yesterday's thread about whatever happened to all the old regulars.
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They're a cheap novelty actThe "Black Lace of Metal," if you will
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They wish.'Superman' is a tune.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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And I guess you can at least sing along to "Agadou," even if you die a little inside as you do soThe Daphne & Celeste of Metal, perhaps.
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You'll forgive me if I don't know the accepted spelling for the title of a recordwhich regularly tops polls of "most annoying song ever."
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He won't, you know.He's not the forgiving type.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Whilst I entirely agree with your feelings on RammsteinI do like to imagine a slightly older-looking version of you, on another internet messageboard, saying
"So my little brother's taking the piss out of me for going to see Rammstein tonight - says they're no comparison to some clapped-out bunch of space-rockers he likes who look like hippy binmen and are only famous 'cause Lemmy used to play with them. Wot a cunt, eh readers?"
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He's not so stupid as to not like Hawkwind. Things aren't that desperate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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*Puts Jessie J album on**rips ears off*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Yes, go on....In 2012, yes...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Look, you know you don't want me to shame you with my music knowledge. So why open yourself up to that world of pain.
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It's ok, I have a spare 9 seconds.Carry on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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He just has a 'problem' with Rammstein.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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*sniff*When I, sniff, started I just did a bit of Rammstein at the weekends. But, sniff, it's so moreish. (Haha, butt sniff).
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He chased the Rammstein and got a smack on the nose.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Lunch?Was beer with Pooflake and Todj. Awesome it was too!
Weekend will be decorating, playing guitar and drinking. Go me.
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Why do you keep picking on The Disappointed ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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