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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When people smoke outside the back door of my office
the smell comes in through the vent pipe of the air con unit next to my desk.

Since I'm obviously not going to do the mature thing of waiting until someone is smoking, opening my window, politely explaining the situation and asking if they would mind standing further away from the door when smoking, how should I vent my impotent rage at them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, 276 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I can't remember where I worked, or even if it really happened and I'm not making it up...
... but someone used to smoke weed right next to an air vent for years.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Anonymous notes in capitals with red ink work best man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I like this.
Should I make the notes out of letter cut from magazines?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Hello and OK does not a threatening letter make

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Only when you start adding different persona's who are also upset at the mindless anti social activity
you don't want to come across as a lone whinger
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Start a thread on here about it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I'd post onto an internet site they have no chance of finding, personally
Or light and flick matches out the window
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
press your puckered hairy barking spider up against the vent
and let rip. you should finish off about 3 at a time, probably more after meat with monty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Piss down the vent

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Start smoking, like a winner.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I heard that you get a natty red cravat and whispy moustach if you smoke long enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Wait until they start smoking, run out with a club
Twat them around the head until the skull caves in, then fuck the hole.

That'll teach them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
The no smoking anywhere, anytime bollocks annoys me.
I don't smoke cigs, I just class it as an act of health Naziism. Especially in pubs and clubs ffs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
i have a problem with a neighbour of mine who is extremely poor at parking
she usually parks diagonally across two spaces, making it difficult to squeeze in next to her and still get out of the car without catching the door

i've taken to subtly leaving the card of a driving instructor i know on her windscreen, i hope she gets the message
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
oh and in response to your problem lets go away and set up our own business
i hear there's a lot of money to be made in waste reclamation. It was rude of me not to post this reply first, apologiers superfly
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
While they are away from their desks, take a dump in their top draw

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
i accidentally clicked i like this on your post
soz everyone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I accidentally posted pictures of your mum's cum filled gaping axe wound onto the interent
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i just looked back at phillie joe's replies to me in monty's thread
and i have decided that i am now in love with him, do you know any fancy dress shops that do an oven glove costume?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
You'll probably have to make your own

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
tips?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
get two duvets, cut out an oven glove shape, stitch together
create opening for "Philly love"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
:O
this is actually a well thought out post
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Too well thought out...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Fuck sake, that'll only encourage him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I am encouragable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
i didn't mean to
the screen was refreshing and i tried to click somewhere but the page jumped and ruined it all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
my mate kept getting woken up in the early hours by a twat slamming his car door really hard
He tried leaving notes but to no avail. In the end he got an idea from brainiacs and made that exploding paste which is safe whilst moist but explodes when dry. He went out and smeared it in the gaps around the door frame. Its a lot more powerful than he thought. Glass exploded and door wouldn't close properly. For weeks he was worried the bomb squad were going to come knocking. He didn't even wear gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
you were still wrong in taht other thread you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
/QOTW is that way >>>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Someone I know, someone poured petrol all over their truck* and set fire to it, but the boot was filled with filled up diving bottles. It took the dive centre it was parked in.
* because someone died in mysterious circamstances on their boat. They nearly died themselves. Basiclly, he went for a dive, and when he went to come up, the boat was gone. He swam 3 miles to shore, and got a friend to go searching for the boat. They found it with the dog going balistic but his friend wasn't there. They think he fell overboard and couldn't get back in 'cus of the dog (it was a huge rocky).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Was the dog called Sylvester?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Gonz, I can't make sense of this.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I like how the explanation makes even less sense than the original point.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Well at least you know his drugs have kicked in and he's not in pain anymore
4 EVA in R Hartz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
G owned a dive centre,
G went on a boat with M (and the dog, D). When G surficed, the boat was gone, so he swam back to shore, about 3 miles he guessed. First thing G did was get a friendly fisherman's boat to find his own boat. when they eventually found it, M wasn't there, and D was going balistic. I *think* but can't remember that M washed up on shore a few days later, but can't remember that.

M's family thought G murdered M, there were a few altercations, like G got stabbed in a bar by M's mates. One of the things that happened was, they set fire to G's truck, which was filled with gas bottles in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
The bad film thread was earlier Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)

film
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Put a laminated notice up outside.
Don't forget to laminate it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Comic Sans is a nice friendly font to use.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Quite informal font, that.
No capitals as shouty notice will only encourage them to smoke more.

Don't skimp when laminating.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
dude not everybody is like you...
.... laminating is not as important for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I am going to laminate this reply.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I am going to laminate your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
That might lessen the stench.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Yo mamma so flat...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
fundamental Christians thought she was the world

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Oh, again, textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
maybe use IMPACT for the heading
and some clip art of people smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Like it!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Lamination.
Ooh ooh, lamination. That's what you need. If you want to be the best, if you wanna beat the rest, ooh ooh ooh laminations what you need.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)

ti n

They'll tell the smokers to fuck off for you! Either that or nonce them up, win-win really.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Grass them up to security and call the police.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Keep a shit in a tupperware box
when you smell smoke, fling it out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Would you be able to smell the smoke over the shit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Tupperware thilly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)
he'll have kroney round there before he can say
anything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
CAPtain JAMES t KRONEY
to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i have tried and tried
but those caps are just random, right? no hidden message??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
it's supposed to be Shatner-esque emphasis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
oh, sorry
if i were the kind of social retard who liked stuff about space and thought that computer games were really cool, i might have got that, i guess...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
*I* got it.
I am not a social retard, I am very* popular.

*reasonably
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
there's an exception to every rule, krones

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
+disease
Leave Gonz alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
yOuR CApSl0ck i5 fUck3D

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
always with the tupperware.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
On an unrelated topic, I am amused to see that Anders Breivik is pleading not guilty.
"I totally didn't do it, y'honour. Self defence, innit."

Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Didn't he say he admitted doing it
but that he was pleading not guilty becuase he didn't recognise the authority of the court to try him? Some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
he admits the killings but not responsibility

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
did a bigger boy make him do it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
The Muzzas made him do it
what with their muslamic-ray-guns and funny butchery practices
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
fucking muslamic ray guns.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Hey
They put the FUN into fundamental
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
He said he was doing it in self defence as a honkey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
They have about 30 witnesses!
The interesting thing will be the decision on his sanity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
he's already been declared sane
that's why the trial is going ahead in it's current form
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Insane, then a sane opinion.
According to that documentary last night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He's confessed to the killings.
So the trial is only really a forum for his twisted hate. But, since he pleaded not guilty, there has to be a trial.

with the court thing - turns out he said "I do not recognise the Norwegian courts. You have received your mandate from political parties which support multiculturalism"

So, no worries there then. That'll definitely stand up.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He's only looking at 21 years if he's convicted, and found not mad.
So he sounds reasonably sane to me.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
77 people dead, 21 years in jail...if he survives
Seems slightly lenient
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
There's indefinate detention if he is still considered a risk to himself or others
but 21 years is the maximum you can get in Norway.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
he won't only serve 21 years
they have the mandate to never release him. 21 years is merely the maximum standard murder sentence in Norway.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
A little over three months for each life and
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
small price to pay in the war on brown people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He should be released at weekends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
*agrees with Quinten*
oh wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
You are so much better than everybody

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
this is the most correct thing posted by anyone today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
your copy/paste skills are as poor as your legal knowledge
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
i LOL'd
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What happened to you Swipe.
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hey hey hey, don't let's go sucking anyone off just yet
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
its really haerd to trype [peroperl;y we3ith ypu fingwers cr4psswed,

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).

great minds think alike
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
it could be cancer of the cock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Has he got a lump on his cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Not any more!
badumtish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.

cancer of the cock it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
cancer of the collarbone?
nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He has a cock on his collarbone
and it's got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.

reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Certainly none with anyone who wasn't white and british.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I, for one, am against the Islamification of pornography.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
*Shudders*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE MANCHESTER AREA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
that's basically how humans work, though.
the fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
then you and i are clearly some new master race
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
the problem is they're all prepared now.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I reckon you could take Thanet unawares

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
FUCKING THANET I FUCKING HATE THANET
FUCK OFF THANET

CUNTS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
The only place I can recall visiting in Kent is Sheppey.
What a toilet.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
all of kent needs burning to the ground and starting again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It's France in all but name.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
even france has more class than that shithole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Sheppey is actually a very picturesque spot to visit.
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
That happens alot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
"I ACCIDENTALLY set off a bomb in the high street and opened fire on
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
do that in uxbridge
and they'll give you a medal
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
They'd call you a crime prevention officer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
uxbridge really is a case for mandatory vasectomies at birth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
If you go "baaaaaa (I'm a sheep)" in uxbridge.
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.

Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
nah, he wants to be declared sane.
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Yes, shooting up an island of teenagers
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I don't think the trial or the jury decides that though, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Whoever, whatever
not really important.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
A fair and true justice system isn't important you are correct

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I should be in charge of justice.
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
The accused would have to wear a lizard suit
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.

All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.

HAMMERPUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Being declared insane also means he'll be stuck away for life
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
possibly, but like we said up there
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
If he spends the whole 21 years going "I can't wait to kill more children" they don't go, "dammit, we've just got to let him out"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
sounds like maybe they should, before Breivik I'd never even heard of Norway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
What I didn't quite get was the dozen or so people who not only shook his hand but bowed their heads at him.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
It's weird.
I smoke but the smell of other people smoking makes me feel ill. Really ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You're some sort of health nazi.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
sorry i went away for a minute, who's being wrong on the internet now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
STOP BEING WRONG TANGLEUPINBLUE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Ok
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is my last day off and there are two geordies on a crane outside invading my privacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Someone in Newcastle is going to very happy with their twins.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
is it ant and dec?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Nah I think it's Rodney Bewes and James Bolam

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Are you sure it's not Jimmy Nail and Alan Shearer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
She's lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
*walks away in crocodile shoes*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It might be Kevin Whately and Marcus Bentley

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
LAST DAAAAY OFF FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AND TWO BLERKS ARE TRYING TO LOOK AT HER TITS THOOO THA WINDA
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I don't mind the lookin' man
It's the beepin of the fookin crane a canny stand man
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I dated Kevin Whatelys daughter in year 5.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
He's lying

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
JIMMY
(Nail, not Hill.)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
TOTALLY DIDN'T
he lived up the posh road while he was working in Oxford filming Morse, she was in my class in lower school. She's like an opera singer now or something. I haven't spoken to her for years.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
you should have waited til she was older you pervert!
hahahahahaahahetc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I should she's actually very hot now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I thought you lived north of the border now?
Not that you ever told me you were leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I can't be bothered to read through all the messages on here to find out if you have been an inconsiderate arsehole,
so I will assume you have.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
A newbie posted a passive agressive comment on QOTW about me.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME ON THE INTERNET!?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I know! You're so much nicer on here than IRL.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Exactly Clendrix. You've hit the nail right on the head.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I did tell you!
And everyone in Edinburgh is too posh to paint windows so they pay people from Tyneside to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Your "fiancee" never did.
Did have a fun minutes silence yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I didn't watch that match.
I did my silence before the Wembley derby, where we got beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
God was really rubbing it in eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
But yesterday was the anniversary wasn't it?
That's why the grief monkeys refused to let Chelsea have an extra day before their champions league match?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Al I'm not the person to try and get a rise out of over this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Because you don't care if scousers die or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I had a relative who died there, but I'm still not as obsessed with it as you.
Bore off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Go on Roota, delete him off facebook
It's the only language he understands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
That is a language he most definitely doesn't understand.
He sends messages asking why you've deleted him, then he messages your friends asking why you've deleted him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Only when it's a pikey who I thought had stolen my driveway when she deleted me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
You cannae cover it up man, you were heartbroken

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Did he cry when DJ left facebook?
I know I did.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Does he still lurk on here and curse to himself everytime you post
You've ruined the internet for your poor brother, b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
He's left b3ta
because I moved in on his turf.
or something.

Personally, i think he might just be getting all grown up and married with a job and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I thought it was because you 'overshare and treat this place as a personal blog'
/Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i thought it was because he hates me : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I've warned you, I'll have none of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
What's teh point of having a little brother if you can't embarrass him in public?
i mean, I ask you...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It hasn't made the rest of us leave

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
*cries*
Anyway, isn't that just because you're all waiting for your titgazzes?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
We don't need gazzes from you
your tits pretty much make it to the end of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Unfortunately
this is true : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I heard he lurks here and touches himself whenever she posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
OMG! THATS WHAT I DO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I heard you touch yourself whenever you think about him
which is constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Superfly is Tricky???
fucks sake Superfly, do some fucking work
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Like a baby

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
A bald, geordie baby?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Ew no need for that mental image, sistren!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
hahaha
How's he getting along with the stepchild? Have they reached an 'understanding' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Totally.
Peace and quiet reigns. There you go, now you've got ME oversharing and blogging!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Sssshh.
Don't tell Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i'm not interested in football
squash is more my kind of game.

Ooh, saying that has made me thirsty, might go and have a crusha
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
support b3tans
Drink Crusha.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
i saw somebody made a new advert on links
i didn't watch it tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
It's the actual, official advert on the telly
It was made by famous b3tan Joel Veitch. He's famous, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I prefer fencing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Oh why did you go and suggest that?
She'll do it you know, she's mean like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
sometimes they have geordies in scotland
madness, i know, but its true

just imagine the sheer incoherence of a geordie-scot conversation
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
I just tried to imagine it and it hurt my brain Quinten.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
och aye da howay see you jimmy alreet man ken thats fair champion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Socts have their own language, i's English
mixed with alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Much like yours, it would seem
My socks don't speak to me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
You have your own language. It's twat mixed with wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
this is poor Al, you can do better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, but even Heston Blumenthal sometimes just likes a kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
that you would make a comparison between yourself and him
makes you a massive prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
...with a hint of popping candy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
and overtones of tarragon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
SET ON FIRE WITHA BLOWTORCH AND FREEZING NITROGEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You can't burn Nitrogen.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
YOU CAN IF YOU ADD OXYGEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Lithium and magnesium burn it.
You could get it to burn with oxygen but not at normal temperatures and pressures.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You make Nitrogen oxides when you burn petrol.
But I don't know if that counts as the nitrogen burning, it's more a by product of the fuel burning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
then what is nitrous oxide?
as in N2O?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
That's an area of North London, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
That's where the cool kids are

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
and jews

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
All the laughing kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i thought the cool kids were in MK

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I was nearly stuck in MK yesterday, I felt a panic attack coming on

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
You could totally have gone to see Chompy.
What possessed you to be in MK?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
The power of cows compels you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I got a fucking nail in me tyre, and couldn't find the locking nut to change it to the spare. So I gamely left the services at MK and thought fuck this I'd rather die than be stuck in MK

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I wasn't in MK until about 8pm so you would have probably missed me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Shit dawg this was near midnight, YOU WERE TOTALLY THERE !!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Who do you think put the nail there?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it were the jews obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I feel your pain

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)

pain balls

Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
*billiards*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
It's true, I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
i have an arbitration there in a couple of weeks
one amazing thing about that place: it makes you fucking glad to get back to london.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
It's a bit non descript and a bit too far to commute to London from. They might have the redlands there but they can only gaze at Luton with jealousy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'm no chemist
But isn't it when Nitrogen molecules bond with Oxygen molecules?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
I thought it was a rap "artiste"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
yes and its highly explosive
even used as rocket fuel


i'm getting tired of always being right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
No, it is used to oxidise rocket fuel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
yeah so i'm right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
No, so you are wrong
By that token, air is highly explosive as fires can be lit in it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Really? shit!
Phone the Mail and start a capmpaign to stop people breathing! It's too dangerous!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
thank you for helping to prove taht i was right
appreciated
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Isn't it used to make people unconscious for operations?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
yeah that too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
There's a lot of aye-ing all the same

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This has become tedious.
Do something entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
*dances on table*
*falls off*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
That's what I'll be doing on saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Along with giggling and falling over.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Double \o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Aye, well
that'll be two of us. It'll be fiiiiine.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I'm really, really bad at drinking.
I tend to get giggly and amorous, then fall down a lot.
It's the main reason I try to only drink at home. If I throw myself at mr b3th and fall on the floor, there's very little damage done.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
apart from to his hips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
OI!
Are you calling me fat?

Oh. Oh yeah. I *am* fat. Okay, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Gordon Bennett my headache's got worse since I came back here.
I find myself longing for a BBC News link.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Are you allergic to Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Scotland's BOSS.
But I'm spending my last day off resting as I have a headcold.
Plenty of time for more exploring when I'm better.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/england/merseyside/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
OH GO ON REMIND ME I'M MISSING THE SEA ODYSSEY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
But EDINBURGH!
Exciting new job!
Sex on tap!

Forget the sea odyssey.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I am gutted to miss it though.
La Machine was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)

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