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I can hear the sounds of regular good old fashioned hankypanky going on upstairs.I'm giggling and tempted to shout up to them "Come on you're nearly there!"
What can you hear that you'd really rather not?
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When I lived in Bristolmy mental housemate would do that all the time. She was extremely vocal, too. Eventually I went out and bought a stereo with big speakers and some Slipknot CDs, and when they started I would put one on repeat, loud, lock my room and go out for a couple of hours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:26,
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Oh, indeed.One feels quite quite dirty picturing it....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:52,
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Shhh!the two are not mutually exclusive
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:58,
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Until 3 days ago I could hear my neighbour oposite's motorcycle, every morning at 5:30........left running outside his house for 15-20 minutes while he went back in and finished his morning cuppa and put his leathers on. He doesn't do that now that my very large rugby-playing neighbour and his two equally large rugby-playing sons had a 'quiet word' with him.
It's now all peaceful in this countryside idyll.
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Well speaking as a mothera lot of motorcycles require warming up on tickover for a good 10-15 minutes so as to not damage the engine and three large fuckers making threats to stop him doing it is shit. How loud can a bike on tickover really be?
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Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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The servers, meaning that I am at work, and sadly not still in bed.Are they really loud, or are you just being unfortunately quiet?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:34,
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It's a combination of both - I'm a pretty quiet person most of the time.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Ahh, not goodI've lived with a guy who was so loud I couldn't do anything to avoid the noise, I'd just end up going out.
Stick a film on, or something like that?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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My heart jumps every time I see "Rules of Engagement" come on the telly guide.I think to myself, that although it's 8:30 in the morning, I'll get to watch a film with denzal washington and how he had to open fire on a crowd and then gets screwed over by the courts. But it always turns out to be a David Spade show.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:42,
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I think it's on par of my favorite seen of all time."TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN !"
"I CAN NOT GIVE THAT ORDER"
"YOU ARE COVERED FROM AN ELEVATED POSSITION, TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN"
"I CAN NOT GIVE THAT ORDER...SIR"..
"NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE HERE TODAY, THIS IS ONE LAST CHANCE"
"I CAN NOT GIVE THAT ORDER... SIR"
"oh shit oh shit oh shit" *knocks over rocks"
"AGHHHHHHHH" *gunshots*.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:51,
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Clearly ripped off from the opening sequence of The Running Man.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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The velcro straps on your platform Start-Rites need ripping off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:56,
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The tapping of my staff's keyboards.I'M THE MANAGER OF DEPECHE MODE!111!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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101 surely?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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I'm sure this is very funny, DG, but it's over my head.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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I just can't get enoughDepeche Mode jokes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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Their live album was called 101.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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The shitty commercial dance station they play here.Unfortunately, I can't wear cans, so have to listen to the same dozen or so tracks, and a moronic set of chirpy, semi-comedic DJs. I swear I'm getting more like Victor Meldrew every day
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You have my deepest sympathyI hope it is not Time 106 point fucking 6.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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nothing, nothing at allcould i have a different question as this one doesn't apply?
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when you call me bob do you mean that bobby pires guy?because that's really insulting and uncalled for, that fat prick couldn't write a coherent sentence if he'd had years of teaching training and his life depended on it
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You can keep up this facade if you wish Bob, but I KNOW THE TRUTH(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Do you?Do you really? Or are you just following what someone else told you?
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I have been shown documented evidence. Then if you study the writing styles you'll see they are quite similar.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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Quents aint bob.*winks*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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oh i see, its a ploy to wind me up by saying that i'm the shittest poster here (other than battered) in disuguisewell done, you're all very good at this
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you're secretly minewe should get a special handshake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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As an independent advisor I need to see the evidence(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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do you really believe this shit?EDIT i mean look at me, compare my posts to bob's. he's a fat, nonsensical, overly aggressive, child interfering, drug smoking prick
i am none of those things
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I say you aren't.I also say your writing styles are very different.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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I agree with this postQ is no way as angry and impotent as bobby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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yeah, its a not very good attempt at winding up the big Qbut Q-Dog don't fall for no shit, i'll look like i'm wound up over something ridiculous for a laugh, but this is lame
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No, I'm quentin!This is how it works, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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What is the basis for this allegation then?Please present your evidence to the class.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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That's a pretty capacious nut sack you've got there Q.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Not just a back up of unused product then?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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The muted sobs of the children in the basement.I don't want to have to go down there and tell them again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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I can't hear anything but I can see a despondent queue of lov is outside the job centre(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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"can you take a look at [another new thing I've never seen before]"Closely followed by, "Oh ask [person who's working from home today] to show you it.'
This place is still trying to drag itself out of "5 really clever guys wrote the entire system in 2 weeks without talking to each other or writing anything down" syndrome now that it's 500 people.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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QUICK QUICK SHOUT OUT SHE LOVES IT UP THE ARSE WITH THAT OTHER FELLA(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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was heshagging her or bludgeoning her to death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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I can hear Chris Moyles on the office radioAbout 20 minutes ago it was Chris Moyles and Gary Barlow so things are on the up.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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If indeed they really are on the up etc.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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That's the least of your problems.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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A friend of mind in NYcan hear the people in the upstairs apartment who have spanking sessions every Thursday without fail. She doesn't know what it is about Thursdays that is so special.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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what is battered's beef with gonz? he really seems to be after him today(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
No I'm not. What are you up to today Bob?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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He's upset cos gonz would have em in a fight using his strobe ap(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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Strobes don't affect my epilepsy.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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i bet getting worked up sets it offyou're like a spasticated miniature hulk
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You always thought you were the best dancer at Shoom due to your natural rhythm (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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I hated acid house. Too many cunts like this
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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That's not an acid house crowd(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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That's a picture from Shoom according to Google.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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Very much an acid crowd then.EDIT Ah I see, 2008.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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Acid house died twenty years ago, that's a nostalgia event from 2008Your ears must be stinging now
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:59,
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I wouldn't know. Not my type of music at all. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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you need to dance from the hip, like a soul brother(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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I have about for bags of old records that belong to a matein my house at the moment - there are some well rare '88 acid originals in great nick. I might have a home rave over the weekend to celebrate the Queen's birthday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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Time to bust out the emergency doves, rolexs, and ostrichs (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:00,
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Flippancy aside I still listen to a lot of house from that period(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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It was yet to go shit then, and to my ears has aged really well.I even have a soft spot for hip-house. Fast Eddie, Tyree, Mr Lee, Doug Lazy etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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I've still got a load of hacienda mixes from back in the day, must bust them out for the weekendThose youngsters won't know whats hit them
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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I never went there but my brother used to go regularly.He reckons it was nowhere near as good as people make it out to be but it was a good night out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:19,
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It was by no means the only place to go to in town, and like all hyped places there was a sense of letdownStill a decent place, that just got way out of hand towards the end with the gangs struggle for the door and e supply.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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He claims PSV was better.I went to go there when visiting but there was a tear gas can let off as we were about to go in, and therefore (obv) went home.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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You should have headed over to 42'snot really
If it were round 94 you should have gone to sankeys
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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you should come on the bang-face boat rave partyi think you'd liven it right up for me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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I had to Google that. What a load of shit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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i went on the october oneit is so not my cup of tea.
it was so one of the best days EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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BANG BANG BANG BANG FOUR TO THE FLOOR BANG BANG BANG BANGI despair at what house has become, it turned pretty crap late nineties and has stayed in that same cul de sac since then.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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You are 200% correct.I watched a video of an old Sunrise party a while back and what really stood out to me was the variety of music that was played.
(that and how bad the clothes were)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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It's torture in any of the ibiza 'superclubs' the same fucking record for four hoursEven on 'banging doves' I was pretty bored
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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Never went thereBy the time i could have gone I'd missed the good years so I never bothered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44,
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Of course, you were the one standing on the edge of the dancefloor looking disdainfully around at everyone else having a good timewhile you did your best to convince the drunk girl who couldn't stand up properly that the reason you were talking so quickly and had wild staring eyes wasn't because you had a problem with drugs and that she should let you feel her tits and that if you could borrow a stepladder that you would definitely kiss her right now.
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You know when you get an earworm of a song you don't really know, so you only get the same two lines just going round over and over again?Yeah, that's what I wish I couldn't hear this morning. Fucking Russian grannies from Eurovision.
I blame Russell Howard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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I blame you for watching Russell Howard.If people stopped doing that he'd go away.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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He's no Jasper Carrott though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Are you sure?He is a very good impressionist, so...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:56,
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Richard Stilgoe and his whimsical ditties.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:56,
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Enough of your sexual fantasies thanks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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the people who lived next door when i was in my housesharehad the same pattern every month. 3 weeks of silence. then one night of unbelievably noisy sex. then a massive argument. then a slamming door. then "bridget jones" watched VERY loudly.
every fucking month.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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silly fakerthe real apeloverage does not lower himself to remember anything about other people's lives
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21,
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Fuck off somewhere else please.Edit: ah, its the fake cunt rather than the real one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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Now's your chance to name and shame, Batto.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbH2XvCN7c
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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nahhe can't get on b3ta any more. he can sell the world's biggest blackest buttplug, but he can't get on b3ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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I love that boy like a brother. He's fucking ace.I am going to train him on the turntables and he is going to play a set at the OMGbirthdaybash in September.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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he is wickedalthough he is in disgrace for telling me that my designer* stockings made my legs look as if i had scabies and that i should wash my clothes better. murp.
* may have been about £7 from marks and sparks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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No-one cares about my excellent new thread.SADFACE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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