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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'd do anything for monty (but i won't do that)ok, as a new thread has been requested. tell us about either the nicest or the most disgusting thing you have ever seen? how you answer will in turn tell us about you.
alt: do you have a phobia? what is it?
altalt: what is the most garish piece of clothing you own? this could also be an answer to the first question, i guess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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I had to pull a dead bird out of the mouth of my dogas he insists on chewing them up. When I did this it burst open and the head fell off. This was not a pleasant experience
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Dont like heights, mimes or clowns
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Fluorescent orange branded t-shirt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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holy fucking shit that is disgustingbut still better than "my doggie when he was a puppy".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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It was fucking traumatisingI couldn't eat for the whole day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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I'm too tired to think of the other questionsbut to the altalt: Most of my wardrobe/floordrobe that isn't black.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Oh! Battered and Naker's posts just reminded meI own a jacket I found in a charity shop, it's awesome: Turquoise, sparkly with massive sparkly butterflies. I think I've only found the courage/opportunity to wear it twice. Going by my lack of standards that's pretty poor
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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temptingbut I may find myself even more of a social outcast amongst social outcasts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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I spent a summer living in Stamford Hill. Disgusting doesn't come near.Alt: flappy birds. Inherited from my mother. Not great when you live in pigeon-infested London.
Altalt: I have owned some super-garish items (during my acid-soaked teenage years) but I still have a couple of Vaughn Bode t shirts which are rather bright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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I now have an excellent picture of you running down the street, arms flailing, chased by pigeons(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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birds?you fucking poofter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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It's highly uncool but I've no control over it.On the plus side I feel zero guilt about the mistreatment of chickens as I hate the cunts and want them to suffer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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A massive fucking crow died by flying into the door of my outside lavWell I assume that's how it died. That's certainly where I found it. It was huge. And dead. The end.
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outside lav?are you a victorian?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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I pondered this very conundrum while perambulating to my place of employment this very morn(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
you fucking what mush?alright Kid P
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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you should have our budgiegiven that it can't fly any more, i think it would be the ideal starter pet to get you over this crisis
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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He needs to stop sticking his head in the sand about this phobia(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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i'm being bullied by links swipey, i've been playing with this all morning and it's amazing, but they are ignoring it.
In answer to your question, i think it was after a friend of mine came off his motorbike when we were out in Spain, his leg looked a bit like stringy mincemeat mixed with shredded leather. I puked twice trying to stem the bleeding.
no phobia i think,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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is it safe for work?i've never been near links. are they bullies?
jesus, fucking rank. was he ok?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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whereas everyone here is a towering 6' of butch manpower?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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it is very safe for work, lost the leg in the end.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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it was his own fault, he took the corner way too fast for the bike he was on trying to show off to the guys we met over there, and lost the back wheel. He even admits he is an idiot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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He now posts on B3ta,'Cheers'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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it's one of those things where the punishment doesn't fit the crime, i guessi used to do insurance law and nearly all the road traffic accidents had reductions for contributory negligence like this. some of them were awful, especially the ladbroke rail disaster claims. i moved to property in the end because it was just too distressing for my feeble brain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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true, but i am of the feeling that if you get on a motorbike, especially a big sports bike, you will very possibly be maimed or die because of the smallest mistake, so don't act the prick, but yeah, it seems a little harsh to lose a leg showing off.
what was the ladbroke claims thing?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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he should have had a bit of a scare; losing a leg is way harshwe acted for the insurers who had to pay out following the ladbroke grove train crash, where a passenger train hit a tube train because the driver ran a red light. by the time i got involved the claims were mostly settled, just the really big ones left, ie the ones who were getting multi-million payouts for the kind of injuries that really and truthfully made you wonder if they would have been better off dead. it was harrowing stuff. in fact, to give it a bit more context, my client was a "third tier" insurer, so they'd burned through the first £100,000,000 by the time we got involved.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladbroke_Grove_rail_crash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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crikey, i don't remember that, but it sounds horrific
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I once saw a dog do a sloppy shit, then it ate the the shit, then it vommed up the shit, then it ate the vomalt: None as they are irrational and I don't do irrational. Which consequently is why I find women such an enigma.
altalt: Turquoise shirt...only joking what sorry of spotty leisure centre manager would wear one of those? I have just bought a very pink spotty pocket square though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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WOMEN ARE NOT FUCKING IRRATIONALdarling ape x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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I genuinly think my wife would prefer it if I shouted and was all emotional when we are arguingrather than rationally working through the points being discussed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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the problem iswhen people think they are being rational, but completely missing the point
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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especially when the point changesin response to the inconvenient point that HE just made
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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'rationality' is just an arrogant way of asserting that your opinions are more right than others
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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i do find that men tend to think once something has been argued about, it should be forgotten aboutwhereas women will bring the same things up more than once
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Not in my fucking house.I keep getting reminded about things I said in arguments up to ten years ago.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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NiceI had to pick up some dogshit from our garden that got missed. It had gone mouldy and furry
*bokes*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Alt: Cockroaches.AltAlt: A bright green Prada jacket, which is going to be taken to the charity shop this weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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ahahahahahaplease to post pics of you in it first?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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In my last house we had a slight mouse problemSo finding mice in traps (or poisoned) was a regular occurence. On one occasion the mouse hadn't made it all the way to the bait before the trap sprung and it went straight across its face (or muzzle maybe?). Either way, it smashed its head to fuck. Blood up the wall, everything. Pretty gross.
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During a drinking gamesomeone getting half way through a dry martini and baileys, hurling it back into the glass, then drinking the lot.
alt: none really, not brilliant with heights though.
alt: England Euro 96 goalkeepers kit.
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I once saw a homeless man in the bus shelter in Edgwaresick into his hands and then eat it again.
Just typing that made me retch.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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you do know everyone is going to say something hilarious about monty now, don't you?!also, how are you??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Oh lolz. Lolz of the highest order.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Why don't you just Mod edit it if you don't like it?Oh no wait, you can't.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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I once gave a homeless a bottle of 7UPOr it may have been Sprite. Either way, top philanthropy right there.
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what the hell is it with people and animals eating sick?Your body got rid of that for a reason
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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I've seen someone eat an E out of their own sick on the floor.More than once.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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I have seen this, i have also seen someone eat an E out of someone elses sick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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Have a look in my profile for the colostomy bag story. Easy the most rank thing I have ever witnessed.Alt: Oh, yes. Moths and other such flying insects. Especially the ones with the big, fluttery wings. Urgh, the thought of them makes me shiver.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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i had a friend who hated moths, he passed out at a part, so we cauht a moth and put it in his mouth. He didn;t speak to any of us for some time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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That is a serious enough crime that I would remove you from my FB friends list.(
Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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My ex-boss was terrified of spidersso we caught one and hid it under a plastic cup on his desk. He fucking shit when he moved it and it scuttled off
The next day we filled his entire desk with plastic cups, where under each one was a small bit of torn black bin liner. To a terrified ex-boss, these look A LOT like spiders
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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i can't even look at spiders on tvthe terror they inspire in me is fucking ludicrous and pathetic. the worst fake spiders are tomato stalks.
shudder.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I genuinely don't understand peoples fear of spidersthey don't bite and can't harm you? So what's the problem? I mean you eat 5 or 6 a year in your sleep anyway.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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why are so many people freaked out by moths?I know at least 4 people now with that phobia. Weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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I don't know. It's relatively recent, as in the last ten years.It's how they flutter. Wasps and so on I dislike, but they don't make me leap around to get away from them. Anything like moths, mayflies, even flying ants. I have to kill them. Have to. I cannot sleep knowing one is in the flat with me.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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they're probably out to get you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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no they are completely harmless, you are simply being a wuss(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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i'm proper terrified of themand yet i love butterflies.
although. i wouldn't actually want a butterfly flapping around my bedroom. hmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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oh yeahmake it flap around covered in flames.
THAT'LL cure the phobia.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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Apparently, a couple of the lads tried that at schoolwith a lighter and a can of deodorant. The moth landed on someone's bed and nearly burnt the whole school down.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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OK so how would you deal with this situation:Someone on /ot is being a 'cyber bully' and needs dealing with urgently. But sat on your keyboard is an infestation of grey, furry, fluttery moths, their gossamer wings gently purring in the air, and their hairy legs tapping impatiently on your mouse mat.
I put it to you that you would be unable to fulfil your mod duties and are thus unfit for office.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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Rubbish. I would happily kill legions of moths, with a flamethrower if possiblebut a rolled up magazine if necessary, in order to protect my People.
vive la revolution.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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If they're sitting on the keyboardand their legs reach the mousemat, the only answer is a housebrick. Beat yourself to death with it before Mothra eats your liver.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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this is nothing to do with anythingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzzLsJEzR8
but it made me lol
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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The most disgusting thing I've seen recentlywas last night, when I had some spectacular food poisoning. I still feel queasy this morning.
Alt: bees, and by association, any flying insect.
Alt alt: when I was a student, I had a pair of hot pink tartan hotpants. And yes, I used to wear them in public. I believe I still have them somewhere.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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can i have them?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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why not?I've got a hot pink tartan boob tube crying out for it's matching pair of shorts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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INTERNET PERV ALARMWindy pig wants to sniff the crotch of some hotpants
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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i'll settle for your sweaty y-fronts nakkers.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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I am wearing "trunks" today, will tehy do?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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are they sweaty?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:53,
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At uniI regularly wore green and blue checked surf trousers, purple shirt and DMs and a red woolly hat. I had blue hair at some point, too.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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I honestly have no idea why you're not swimming in cock.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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at uni, I was getting someperhaps, I need to dye my hair again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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That's more than I was.Maybe I should dye *my* hair...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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flurescent orange!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1696647
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:50,
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My lip after getting kicked in the face was pretty nastyAnd I nearly fainted after seeing I'd split a stitch after my operation earlier this year, that wasn't much fun.
Alt: I wouldn't call it a phobia, but I'm not fond of heights, at all. Also, scorpions.
AltAlt: No comment.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:48,
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Making you the only person ever to nearly faint at the sight of your cock.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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This is trueMost just point and laugh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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I thought better of you than to watch that shit, Monty.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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As in 'Hercules and Love Affair' you dirty Richared Gere cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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no, he was called that when I got him.He's very friendly and gentle. I'll really miss him. He has a respiratory infection and is struggling to breathe.
Also, I really like H&LA. Blind was a fucking awesome tune.
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My sister had a hamster called Penfold.My brother fed him cider and he died.
The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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i don't know which of us is worseyou for posting it, or me for snickering at it.
poor dozer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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better hit with a brick and get it over and done withhere let me retrieve this one from the bottom of the pool for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52,
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i have to admit that hamsters irritate me a bitthe one we had at university (dennis) was a cunt. it used to cock itself out of the cage and piss all over the sofa/carpet; it didn't like to be stroked; and it made a horrible noise in its wheel. and it made me sneeze. hairy little cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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Awwww.That's horrible. Poor Hammy.
You should climb in the cage with him and keep him company
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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Light a candle, it will see the light down the loo roll tube and make its way out of your arse,and drop unharmed into the gussett of your turquoise Vivienne Westwood dung-hampers.
Hope this helps x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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It doesn't help Hercules, no.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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poor little fellowhamsters are awesome and underrated
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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Alt: I'm totally with Kroney on the giant mothsstupid flappy panicky bastards causing me to be a stupid flappy panicky bastard.
Also, wasps can fuck right off away from me. I'm not so bad since little tangle was born and I have to pretend to be brave and not at all scared, but before that I was the one dancing around, waving my arms and screaming like a girl whenever there was a wasp in the vicinity.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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I once trod in a dead badgerMost of it was bright green and it made an unpleasant squishing noise.
alt: Don't like heights and not keen on spiders.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Poor TGB really does have a discharge problem O_o(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:04,
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LETTER OF RESIGNATIONDear Kroney
It is with regret that I am resigning as your Director of Campaigning with immediate effect.
When I proposed you to be mod, I knew that you are French, but was prepared to overlook that for the greater good of OT.
However, I cannot support such BIG FUCKING PANSY WHO IS SCARED OF MOTHS YOU GREAT MARY
Yours sincerely
Battered
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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It's alright for you all the way down there.I'm right up in their fucking flight-paths.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:04,
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Did you see that Shed got stepped?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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I hope he can count on your support during this difficult time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:08,
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I see. It's like that is it? After all I've done for you, you're now dishing out insults eh?You dirty French cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:05,
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I can see that you now realise the error of judgement you made.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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Do not be complacent. This does not necessarily mean you have my support, nor the support of those I influence.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Maybe the best way is tap up rob begging to be made off topic mod ??!!!!!I wonder who did that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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one would think that the bare minimum required to be a modwould be to contribute something and buy a fucking icon.
i don't get why anyone would want to be a mod. thankless task, it sounds like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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yes why would someone message rob in all seriousness looking to be made a b3ta mod(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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and how would you be the person to find out if someone had?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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Meh I got linked s'allIt's an extension of a controlling personality, no surprise really, but messaging mods to be 'made up' is somewhat tragic
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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If you changed a few of those letters around, dropped a few, and added one or two then yes you're very close(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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yeah because sulking and crying about it will change his and our minds(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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I think you should withdraw your candidacy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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it is a considerationwhat if the place were suddenly filled with moths? The place would go to shit and there's nothing he could do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:05,
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perhaps you need an elitemoth remover. Now, since this was my role my dad and brother were terrified of those wingéd beasts, I could provide useful support. For a fee, of course
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Actually the moth thing was helping sway my vote towards KroneyI'd feel a lot happier knowing that the mod would be doing all he could to rid off topic of the moth menace.
But then I remembered that there is no vote and we're all just bored people being silly on the internet instead of doing work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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Kroney would simply surrender to the moths and curl up in a little ball winpering into his garlic sausage(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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A friend has a phobia about buttons, I thought this was a joke but apparently not. It's reasonably common too.Weirdo. His colleagues made him cry and run away because they stuffed a load of buttons into his hands. He needed a day off work, and he's a school teacher. I only hope his pupils never find out about this, if they do, he may as well retire.
Alt alt, my Bob Marley hawaiian shirt. Blue purple and every other colour.
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I ran into somebody else a while back with this phobia.I get that phobias are irrational, right. I get that you can't control them and that they're rooted in some childhood trauma or something, but spiders, moths, wasps all these things buzz or skitter around.
But buttons? Fucking *buttons*?
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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You're more likely to choke to death on a button than, say, a MOTH.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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try againdamn ninja
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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I hope for his sake he's not Amish.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Another irrational onean ex-workmate of mine had a phobia of packing foam, the sort of stuff computers used to come packed in before polystyrene. So for his birthday we saved a load of big sheets of the stuff and covered every surface of his office with it.
He wouldn't even go in the door till it was all removed. Very odd.
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this is why anyone who has let on about their phobias on hereis treading on dangerous ground. People are twats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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I have a phobia of receiving money anonymously through the post.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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Me too!What are the chances?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:34,
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Both of you gaz me your addresses and I'll send you some moneyI definately won't send you bot dogs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Best one I've ever had*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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you'd have to have been really really bad to get that in your stocking(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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Dunno about that Swipey, what did you do?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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you just want me to talk about being very very naughty in stockingsi'm not that kind of girl.
try battered or maybe monty?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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New thread please. Thanks in advance.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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i did the last oneit's someone else's turn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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DONE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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i'm still not sure whether you are al or not?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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