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Should we be prosecuting people for what they say on the Internet, and if so, why?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:30, 235 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I had Sugar Puffs for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

had Sugar took 3
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
You will be taken from this place and hanged by the neck until you are dead

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Your piss will smell of sugar puffs now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
It's fucking stupid if you ask me.
there's very little I've seen that I think passes the test of it being "grossly offensive" and I think there should be some protection for people who write something that doesn't offend people until it's copied and pasted somewhere else.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Trolling April Jones' family isn't grossly offensive?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
They're WELSH so no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
She'll be Irish soon enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
He wasn't trolling their family, he was writing a shit joke on his status page.
Also, that's not trolling.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
THis is trolling and excellent.
horseysurprise.tumblr.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Yes
If what was written on the internet was put into a letter and sent, then it would be expected that the person would be in trouble.

YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
That's fair enough if it's a direct message,
if it's something like the guy who got done for the "all soldiers should burn in hell" comment and he sent it to a widow then obviously bad. But what happened is he was having an argument about the Afghan war with someone he knew and someone linked a widow to that argument.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
So surely whoever linked it is the criminal?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
We should prosecute people who stomp with the same bloody thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
You deleting CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
It seemed pointless keeping another thread that asked the same question.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
It does seem unfair that chinny wanker 'JLC' is found guilty of tormenting a woman for months and remains free,
the day after a lad gets 12 weeks for being rude online.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
They changed the law in 1997 and no one said a thing.
Some of the shit that is typed on here could be classified as grossly offensive. It only takes one to complain to the filth and you could receive a knock on the door.

There isn't really freedom of speach.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
*demands free peach*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
It's based on the audience, no one who's posted on here for more than a day could argue they were shocked and offended.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
The point is a basic tenet of Western Democracy, free speech,
hasn't been true of this country for over 15 years and people's apathy to politics means that they don't know when things like this happen and so do fuck all about trying to stop it.

Notice no call to change the law. It makes me sad that people are, fundamentally, clueless.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
It's one step from Fatwahs and Sharia I tells ya

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Alright 'Julian Assange', calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Or what?
You'll cancel Saturdays lolz again?

Cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah?
Meet me outside the Ecuadorian Embassy tonight at 8, see if you're as hard as you think you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Outside?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
For a drag on a spliff and a kip?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Shhh, it's a trick!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Thanks "Admiral Ackbar"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Worse than Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Wha?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
It's ok, that is still nowhere near the Nakers Scale.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Be fair though
It's well funny when he talks in a west country accent and calls people a berk. And until he did those shows, I'd completely forgotten about Star Wars and the A Team.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I like his funny beard and hair.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Monty, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Haha
I like his rapey moustache. Again...Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
:((((
You're like a poor man's Em-Vee.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Exactly
I could never be as clever as him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Was he the bloke that did danger 20,000 volts?
I remember that being vaguely funny. So it probably wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Nope that was simon pegs fat mate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
right,
good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Exactly
Plus, JLC is a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Load of old bollocks if you ask me
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
what if someone was rude about breasts online?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)
BANG 'EM UP
STRING 'EM UP
HANG 'EM UNTIL THEY BE DEAD

i like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Now I have Throw Ya Gunz by Onyx on the brain.
No bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Now I have breasts on the brain
no bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Now I have SEMEN PATEL on the brain

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
SEMEN PATEL
no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Context is everything
IMO if it's on Sickipedia, you expect it to be offensive, so don't go there if you don't like it.
If you remove it from there and put it somewhere inappropriate, such as on the wall of your local primary school, then you shouldn't be surprised if someone takes offence.
I also think that anyone who is "offended on behalf of someone else " should be done for incitement.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I find that very offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Not for me, you understand.
But what if a child were to read this, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I am offended on your behalf here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Emvee's zinging you good again
Still got it
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I lolled at his Saville impression.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
It was like Savile was in the room. Uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
more:
b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1753686
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
ROBO-GROT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I'm prepared to do time for calling you a dull, shit, pathetic, bedwetter.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I'm retweeting this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
upvoting this

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Fucking hell, I've never written that word before.
It sounds really spazzy.
Sorry everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I'm making this my Facebook status

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I hope you get arrested.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Psychochomp is correct, this is an appalling development.
Not least because it is not a large step from this to people being silenced for saying stuff that corporations/governments/people don't like and it's not a large step from *that* to proper thought crime stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
it isn't really though.
there isn't some conspiracy by "the man" or shadowy x-files type shite going on.
chompy is paranoid because he likes to wank while wearing a maid's outfit and humming the theme tune to thomas and friends.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
To be fair, that does sound like a lot of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
*donald sutherland from invasion of the body snatchers*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
thanks lighty, can't post pics at work.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I hope I can
or I'm in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
That's from Don't Look Now ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I always liked side 3 the bestest

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 8
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
he's never got to the final part.
pity, that's a nice piano solo.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
No, there isn't any conspiracy theory and I know this sounds a bit tin-foil-hatty
but people get used to the current situation. Something changes that people thinks a bit off but nobody says anything. People start getting used to it being the usual method of operating and something else then happens that's a little worse. Rights aren't lost via conspiracies and Illuminati plots, they're lost via apathy and the old death by a thousand cuts business.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
bullshit.
if people are apathetic then fuck the lot of us, deserve everything we fucking get.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Good chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
The problem with slippery-slope arguments
is once you've used it you find yourself resorting to it more and more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)
You could argue we're already at stage 2 of that
Ask the old bloke ejected from the Labour conference a couple of years ago.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Neil Kinnock?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
the thin end of the wedge argument, so verstaile it can be used in almost all situations
also bollocks as one step does not necessarily lead to another
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Somebody getting imprisoned
for saying something on his personal status is a violation of his freedom of speech regardless of whether you think he's a prick to say it. He is supposed to have the right to say whatever he wants. Other people don't have the right to silence you until it violates their own rights, which do *not* include the right to sit in a little bubble of approval and to never be offended by anything, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
not according to the social media act 2003
LEARN FACTS FUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
It's a good job bad laws never get passed

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
that's a purely objective argument.
fact is, we can't pass any laws that contravene the european act on human rights, this includes free speech.

jog on fucko.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This all began when you started intercepting bog trotter's emails and reading them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
He only reads the fit ones' emails
Just in case they say something a bit saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)
lol
ur stopid, we don't have freedom of speech in the uk, it's never been a legal requirement
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Of course we should.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Hello love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)
alright,
I fucking hate the post office.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Me too
The one in Havant is grotty and depressing. And as if that wasn't bad enough, they have a tv screen showing adverts for other depressing places in Havant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I just went to get a jacket,
and the fucking place is closed, so i rang to ask when they might be open, and the rue little grot bag told me he didn't really know, and that i would have to wait for my package for at least another 3 days and hung up on me.
I might write a complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)
If this person had gone out of his way to cause suffering to the family with his remarks, I'd have zero sympathy
However, as this guy seems to have written about it on his own facebook profile, and had it screenshotted and spread around, I have a little more sympathy for him. Not much though, fuck him.

The annoying one is the fact that people are still saying the lad was arrested for insulting Tom Daley was only arrested for the insult, when it was for the death threat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Do you think Quentin should have been prosecuted for banging on and on about your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Not at all
I think he's a cunt for it, but I don't think he should be arrested and prosecuted.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
What about when Stunned made all those death threats to Quentin?
Something about throwing bullets in his face, he should've been arrested, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Nope, as they clearly weren't something to take seriously
See also - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter_Joke_Trial
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i was genuinely scared by those online threats
they told me to meet them in a pub for knuckle sandwiches

but i'd already eaten :(
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
That would have been for assault/harrassment/threatening behaviour.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I was terrified, i haven't been out of my house since

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
and yet you feel free to do that to me ALL THE TIME

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
hey, FUCK YOU, man
it wasn't me that killed her
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Point is, he's an idiot.
And we should recognise him as such and discount or ignore what he says, either to us or about us, accordingly.

He should, however, have the right to spew his misguided and incorrect views.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is true.
Does anyone know what he actually said?

The link between April and Maddie is obvious - fucking useless parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
REPORTING THIS TO THE POLICE!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
what they should never let teir child out ever in case of nonces?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)
They shouldnt fuck off to get pissed and eat Tapas when the kids are asleep
or let a 5 year old be playing out unsupervised at 7:30pm on a school night, so yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I thought she was 7, tbh
It's tough, i know that we were brouight up parents were far more lax with everything. i know some fucking nurotic parents and it's not good for the kids as they grow up nervous neurotic and scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Pure common sense says a 5 year old shouldn't be playing out at that time anyway, supervised or not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
But not for that reason.
It is very unfair to blame the victims.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Great fun, though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Letting a 5 year old play out at night, out of sight?
I'm not saying wrap the child in cotton wool, but common sense alone says that's a fucking stupid idea.

When I was that age, if I was still out, I was playing in the back garden, so that I couldn't go wandering off. Wasn't a small back garden mind, so not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
thought she was 7 etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Fair point

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I think those wacky Arabs have got the right idea.
We should chop off the hands of anyone who posts anything on the internet, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This appears to have happened to Nakers already

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
i type l,ike a ho5rse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Best of all the non-fingered animals

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Praise be!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
he appears to just mash his face/stumps against the keyboard.
the daft prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
making a tedious joke and agreeing with people in the hope of not getting picked on LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
you or me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)
^talking about this right here.
worse than nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
who is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
You!
Do keep up, old chap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I try, but I think MMPS is trolling me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
*reports to authorities*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
*imprisons*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
WORSE THAN NAKERS

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
STOP SHOUTING AT MEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

its already getting to the time of the promise by GOD that in the end everyhting will disorganize.....either bible is holy book or what is written in it will not come to pass get one bible read it and compare what you read to what is happening in the world today, then decide your destiny by yourself.HELL IS REAL AND HEAVEN IS SURE SO THE CHOICE IS YOURS MY FELLOW HUMAN BEING.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Are you drunk broady?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Came from here
naijamayor.com/nigerian-girls-show-her-big-b00bs-in-nite-party-photos/ mildly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I'm worried about how you're spending your free time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
That was Montys fault, true story

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Do they have breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Funnily enough ^^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
FFS Rory, isn't one sockpuppet enough?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Silly localboy, broadsword is not Rory

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
broadsword IS breasts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Oh good, I like breasts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
i call mine "broad" and "sword"
still looking for a name for the third one, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Scabbard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
i was thinking of "gunt"
it's more anatomically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I feel quite honoured by that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
life is full of random coincidences, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
uh huh, because everyone posting here like the voice of reason
has never ever ever been upset by words posted on the internet, never called a waaaaaaaaahmbulance, never run to a mod like a whinging little pissflap?

as if!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I've never reported anyone to a mod, and I've had plenty of reason too.
no upset online either. b3ta is for saying silly things and calling people names.
shit tits
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)
the problem with you
is that underneath a whole heap of cuntitude...

.... if you look really carefully.....

.... lies a whole heap of cunt.

xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
typical lawyer, always with the romantic claptrap.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
She tried to show me her claptrap once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)
did you hold your breath?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)
he should be so lucky

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Yeah, lucky.
When are you taking me out for a drink again?

Have you heard from twerp yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
i don't know, when do you want to go?
yes. hmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Next week?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
*Minogues*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)
is that a verb?
imagine if all celebrities had their own verb.

*saviles*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)
(barrymores)

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
exactly
it's like being offended cos someone is drinking alcohol in a pub.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
fuckin muzzas
SPORT ARE TROOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)
and yet
somehow, someone is always banging the 2.0 drum, or pestering the mods because someone made them waaaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
yes, dull shitcunts who should fuck off to mumsnet.
don't like b3ta? unable to cope with lolmeanz? fuck the fuck off you pathetic prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)
exactly
or preferably have a massive meltdown. unintentional LOLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)
i'm a good little boy
i don't get into, cause or make myself the victim of any trouble whatsoever.

in fact, i'm almost as popular as anotherwanker
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I don't know what's going on in the world anymore Quince
I used to think I had it all sewn up, but I just don't get it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)
according to wikipedia it's against the law here to imagine the death of a monarch
i'm definitely not imagining skull-fucking liz to death with a bollard right now
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I'm imagining her being eaten by swans.
SWEET REVENGE BITCH. HONK.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Is that not like the one about shooting Welshmen with a longbow within the walls of Chester?
I.e. no longer the law.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
NOT ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA
ARE YOU CALLING JULIAN ASSANGE A LIAR, YOU PRICK?
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
He's Wikileaks, not Wikipedia
and though he's a self-aggrandising narcissist of the highest order, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a liar.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)
oh yeah well you're the founding member of Wikipaeds

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)
that's like a double joke cos you said "member"
hur hur!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)
How can it be illegal to imagine something?
What a world
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)
And what if I imagine a world where it IS legal?
This is making my brain hurt.
I might have to go for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
It's ok
All I need to do is imagine you starting to think about it, then becoming distracted by the doorbell. It's UPS with a package for nexct door, but they're not in so if you could sign for it and I'll drop a note through their door, that would be great, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I hate it when they do that.
I don't want to take responsibility for the fat woman next door's catalogue clothing.
Of course, I could never actually say that to the delivery guy. I always smile and say "Sure, no problem", even though it is a massive problem to me and doesn't he realise how terrified I am of interacting with my neighbours?
Sometimes, if I have seen his delivery van first, I pretend not to be in either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I've still got a package in my porch
for next door. It's been there for about 2 weeks. Problem is, it's something I don't really want, otherwise I'd keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Why don't these people order decent stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
We had a large box of wine delivered for a house 3 doors down who i never speak to,
I have decided it is their responsibility to come and ask for it. If they have not done so within the month, I'm going to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I know!!!
Weirdly, I had a dream that we opened the package and it was the popular board game 'Operation'. I was annoyed because we already have that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
STOP IMAGINING US DOUBLE TEAMING HER MADGE

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Chinese fingercuffs?
Or one up the front, one up the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)
i'd like to think we're all upright, so i can hold you both

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I'd like that
I like to be held
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
as she's quite small we could probably hug over her head

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
The more I imagine it
The more it seems like a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
but if you will have numerous accounts
you will split your popularity and adulation into pieces, anotherquentin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)
i don't have any other accounts
this is my only one i have left
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)
you are anotherwanker
anotherwanker is you

i have it on TOP SECRET EXCELLENT AUTHORITY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)
then you or they are a liar
anotherwanker is rory, he is conspicuous by his absence, and his brilliance
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
4EVAINRHARTS
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753333
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)
when i questioned it
i was told that even if i disputed the IT evidence, i should look at the nature of comment, the deliberate wakki misspellings, etc.

it's ok to be a schizo. there's plenty of room here for both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)
how is there IT evidence?
has a mod checked?

honest, if it was me i'd own up, i like the guy
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)
i do feel kind of like he took my schtick a bit, but i don't even mind

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)
wow, well played columbo. you even did the "one last thing" bit

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Aren't we all just another wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
you sure are
lol
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Oh YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)
totally didn't mean it, you're alright

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
wanker

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753944
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)
i hate when people do that
it's well lazy
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Only wankers do it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1753971
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Lazy wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Never

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)
what, never?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)
No, neveeeerrrrrr.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Well, hardly ever.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I forgot that, despite myself, i really rather like HMS Pinafore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c548RjB8jzQ&feature=relmfu
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Three cheers!
and one more.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

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