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Rumours of pervy paedodom are somewhat exaggerated. When did you last not let the truth get in the way of a story?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:57,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I just read on twitterthat Sir Jimmeh nonced dead kids. I intend to treat this as cold hard fact and spread it widely.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:07,
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There have rumours about necrophilia and Savile for years. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:09,
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yeah, but now it's cold, hard, twitter fact(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:10,
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to be honest i'd be quite glad if someone raped my corpseit'd be like it was put to good use instead of just rotting in the ground
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well by rotting in the ground you're returning essential elements for recycling through the systems to be used again by other organisms.Still useful.
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yeah but organisms or cockwhich would you prefer?
battered is both
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organisms.not up for necrophilia, not as the dead body or as the alive one.
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Re post the story and let the public decide(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:09,
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I never saw it. :(I think that those that did should do their best to recreate this magical moment.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:12,
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are you all uncomfortable about posting it now that you know I'm around to see what you say?(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)
^^this is a come-on, batteredyou could gaz it to her now, she'll love it
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Oh quints.Just when I think you're a little less than weird you go right back to being weird again.
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now if battered would just do this we could all move on.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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To be honest so would I.But it's always interesting to see what people are and aren't willing to say when they know you're around.
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If you didn't want people posting publicly peado dog sex rape fantasies* about you, then maybe you should have thought twice about being a girl?* I didn't actually see it
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:15,
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You've got to love a good online witch-hunt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:12,
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if only we could see the original...it's probably not as bad as others are claiming but we'll never know now...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:13,
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Aright Battered, we need to get to the bottom of why you felt the urge to word rape poppet. We want to help you be a better person. We want to have the old Battered back, not this monster that you have become. Some of us still love you, and we just want to help.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:19,
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The first step is for him to admit that he has a problem.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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yeah, good luck with thathe's refusing to even talk about it, the pussy
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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You mean apart from starting a thread on it, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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in which he has refused to repost, appologise or engage with the subject in any way.it's not fun. :(
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:26,
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I think he knows that if he just ignores us all, we'll get bored and start harassing someone else. It is newbie tuesday, maybe we should encourage a lurker to appear, and then berate it for it's choice in lunch, and the way it makes its tea.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:28,
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if a lurker appeared right now, said battered was a rapey nonce and then leftthat lurker would be the greatest b3ta poster of all time
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I want this to happen.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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What's the "old" battered?Is it any difference from the new?
We should be told.
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Before the alcohol and the noncing took hold of him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:26,
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Aside from your creepy sex storiesI've been riled up into Daily Mail proportions of anger over the whole Savile affair, after watching that Panorama thing last night.
I really don't know what it is, but noncery is one thing that will get into castration-with-a-blunt-rusty-knife territory. I've never been actively nonced myself, but I've seen the effects it has on people, and it's one thing I could never find it in my heart to forgive.
Wonder what that's all about...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:21,
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Repressed memories of your own noncing experience probably.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:22,
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not to Sportoor battered
edit: or Quint
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:24,
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oh come on we can all agree dakota fanning was hot in man on firei even wrote some fanfic where Creasey nobs her in the pool
no?
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Mainly the sexy kids I think(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:24,
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Best way to deal with them is catch them and put them on the sex offenders register.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
It was poorly handled, due to the public love for what everyone thought was a great man. Well, actually, we all thought he was a creepy sex pest, but the media, being so fucking stupid, actually believed that we all thought he was a hero and didn't want to upset us, or his memory, or whatever other bullshit they want to make up, to hide the fact that for years they supported and promoted a serial child rapist. It's another one of those times where the media act the cunt, because they think they know best. It is not uncommon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:31,
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The media protected him as he raised millions for charity every year, which would cease if he was publicly named as a nonce.No newspaper wanted the responsibility/ blame for losing these charities all that money.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:33,
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Do you still do charity work?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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so money is a fair trade off for noncing kids?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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I don't buy the argument that a media, normally obsessed with finding the worst in anyone in the public eye, would not run this story if they had enough proof to not get sued to fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:38,
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Nope, but it's enough of a shield to stop unproven allegations from being published.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
How much money, do you suppose?*checks piggy bank*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:35,
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don't touch me there please.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:37,
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What's the matter, Pig?Are you some kind of bender or something? Don't you LIKE girls?
Anyway, who are you going to tell? The mods? Who are they going to believe?
Think about it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:43,
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*looks the other way*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:43,
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Alright, fine, I'll do it. Just don't tell my mum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:45,
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I didn't like all those people saying 'of course I knew, but who would have believed me?'If *everybody* knew, how could he still be allowed anywhere near kids, and don't even get me started about 'management were unaware'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:38,
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This is a known psychological phenomenonThat the more people there are aware of something, the less likely each individual is to act on it.
Someone cleverer than me may be able to explain it better.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:42,
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This is a not nice, but apt blog post about it from a b3tanfoldsfive.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/the-jimmy-savile-situation.html
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Another CoventrianI wonder if he wants to join twang club too...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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This is exactly what angers me.Children are powerless in a world of grown ups. We have a duty of care when dealing with them, and anyone who abuses a position of power like that is ... well, words fail me. I just wish there was a hell, so they could burn in it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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I once made up a story about my mate Paul.I claimed that I’d seen him with his hands in the air, crying, during a live PA of ‘Everybody’s Free’ by Rozalla at a rave in Basingstoke. It was complete bollocks but within a fortnight it was established ‘truth’ and other people claimed also to have seen it. It dogs him to this day, to the extent that it forms part of his act (he is now a professional standup comedian).
I am extremely proud of this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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has he been on 8 out of 10 cats?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:35,
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No idea.His name is Paul McCaffrey.
EDIT why do you ask?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:36,
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I'm not googling one of your mates.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:36,
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He's pretty funny.He did the standup slot on that wanker Russell Howard's Good News programme once.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:38,
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That's the best bit of that show. The bit where Russell Howard isn't in it.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
That bonk-eyed flid is not remotely funny is he?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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The name rings a bell, I watch a lot of standup, as it tends to be the only thing on TV worth watching at 3am when I get home from work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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He's made a living off it for a good couple of years so I'd imagine he's been on TV a fair bit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:49,
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I'm extremely proudOf your sterling work on The Resident Loon's QOTW lie.
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i would like it if you posted a link to this hilarious tale.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:44,
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It's not that hilarious I'm afraid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:45,
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it is, but unintentionally.I suspect that his take on things was what he wished had happened.
And I'm not sure how he thinks he was in the right.
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He's a stained-glass bellend and no mistake.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:51,
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I don't think any phones have been made that didn't have a volume control.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
It can't be true, It reads like one of those lies that little kids tell, that when looked at with any scrutiny fall to pieces.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:53,
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Pretty much he did it.The rumours have been kicking about for years, 25 0r 30, and if the story continues to run, it'll drag all sorts of fuckers down. Allegedly of course, members of the royals and a certain Peter Pan of pop.
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I read this in a child's voice.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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No, it's because he is a child.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:54,
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good one battered! no-one will notice you being a tedious sex pest now!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:58,
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I'm well up for going to that, you fancy it early next month?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:21,
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I'm thinking about going on Saturday afternoon, but I won't be back in london until the end of next month.(, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Damn, I'm a bit skint at the moment, end of next month sounds good though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:27,
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*cough* pizzabash *cough*(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:54,
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lololololololI got the power out at the moment, so I went to plug my laptop into the hall and they've got a different type of plug socket for the hoovers. So I asked my handy-man who's doing my kitchen if he has any idea, and he's built a converter for it so it turns into a normal plug. He's a clever man, that Albert.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 13:28,
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