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fancy dress; all good fun or wakkiness gone too far?What was the best fancy dress outfit you ever wore?
alt:when were you last shit scared?
altalt: best sausage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:10,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I was at a fancy dress party on saturday, someone thought I'd gone as Adrian Chiles (, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
What had you gone as?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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Milton Keynes most witty and charming rapist(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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I'd gone as Mr Hyde to my friends Dr Jecklebut I hadn't put much effort in and so I apparently looked like a drunk adrian Chiles.
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You mean you didn't dress up and you were drunk?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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I had a ripped shirt, and trousers done up with string and shit like that.No one noticed.
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Is that really how Adrian Chiles dresses?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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i don't do it anymore, but it's a bit of fun that's alright once a year for the young 'unsI dressed as Naked Ape, people said it was the scariest costume they'd ever seen.
alt never, i am an adult.
altalt cumberland
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Robbing:Verb - to finger kids, in the manner of Rob Manuel off the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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Look, it's not my fault your thread is shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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I need another fancy dress costume for next saturday as well.All ideas welcome.
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if you don't want my help, go nd play on links(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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Yeah, because you really do look that coolAnd there is no way that your geeky friends won't think you're actually dressing as that character from Half Life.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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you posted a picture onceeveryone mocked him and you by association
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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the broom that Gadaffi was sodomised with when he was caught(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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I dont remember that bit of Lord Of The Rings.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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Mr Muscle was quite a good one.Mainly because I'm built like a gypsies dog.
It was less fun when I locked myself out of my mates flat, and realised that I'd not picked up my t-shirt, and then having to spend the rest of the day in the pub with my jacket done up to conceal the fact I was in a vest.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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Fancy dress is really bad.Strangely, sausages are good. I like them spicy, or the ones with apple.
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Some can be excellent, most are shitThe best one for me was probably going as Harold Shipman.
Alt: No idea.
AltAlt: I picked some up excellent spicy ones yesterday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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Spicy sausages are ace.I concur sir. How the devil are you? I've got a shit cold.
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my thighs are absolutely killing mei played rugby for the first time in months yesterday, it hurts so much :(
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after the match he's the soap and they all have to catch him(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:37,
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He looks to make "WOOP!" noises and say "Chase me! Chase me!"(
Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:39,
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i want to say hooker here but i don't want any money off battered :((, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I got in a lift earlier,fatfingered the buttons and accidentally sent the managing director of the UK on a tour of the floors in this building.
It's alright though as I'm way bigger than him, he's about 5'6", he'll be too scared to do anything about it.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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surely you would surrender as soon as a confrontation started?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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I sometimes use gunfingers to press the buttons in the lift.It shows I'm not to be fucked with.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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You're thinking middle manager gunfingers.I do angry youth gunfingers.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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I hope he does it two handed, John Woo style.Or snapping his wrists while he does it, James Cagney style.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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Maybe he cocks his thumb with his other hand, Clint Eastwood-style(
Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51,
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now I don't know if I should reply here or on the qotw(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:37,
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Altalt: I like these:
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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Tosser.If you're going to be a veggie, eating meat flavoured substitutes just goes to show that you don't really believe in what you're doing.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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I wore a leather jacket once too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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I told you, you're shit.Just admit it and then go and eat some pig.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:05,
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Vegi sausages are wrong.Go to the back of the class, immediately.
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i can't see pictures at work but i assume these are some sort of horrid vegetable concoction and shall therfore call you a ghastly lesbian(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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here, people tend to dress in slutty costumes I've never really dressed up, this year I'm wearing camo to work
Alt Sunday, I shot a semiautomatic shotgun and it scared me, I handed it immediately back to my friend, I was surprised by how little effort it takes to actually shoot a gun
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:02,
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Some of the recoil energy is used to eject the spent cartridge case and insert another.Or, one's gilly does it for you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:08,
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I see, so you don't have to pump the barrel every time or anything.Just insert a half a dozen or so cartridges in a row and then start shooting?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:11,
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Correct.Essentially it's the same system that a semi-automatic pistol uses. A pump action is a manual loading system.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:13,
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Yup,The semi, just means you have to pull the trigger each time. Full auto is basically a machine gun.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:14,
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There is a fully automatic shotgun, the AA12.That would be scary.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:15,
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How quickly would that fire?And why would you want a fully automatic shotgun? I mean, apart from "It's cool" surely a shotgun isn't the right sort of gun if you are in a situation where you require fully automatic weapons?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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They're basically designed for room clearance.Not much use for anything else.
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So I guess the scope I ordered to go on mine was superfluous.(
Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:23,
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having played grand theft auto san andreas i can confirm the automatic shotgun fires'quite fast'
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Having just watched the You Tube videoI can say that it's "terrifying".
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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I see.Am I right in thinking that some assault rifles, like AK-47 or M16 or the shit one that UK troops use, have the option of being semi or full auto?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:16,
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YesThat's the primary difference between assault rifles like the M15 and automatic rifles like our own SA-80.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:17,
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I believe the version of the SA80 issued to UK troops is only semi automatic.In encourages aimed shots and saves ammo.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21,
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Doesn't it also spit casings directly into your face if you're stupid enough to be left handed?(
Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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I don't know exactlyit was a problem when I was in the cadets about 15 years ago. I seem to remember they made a variant with the breech on the other side. I haven't exactly been keeping up since then.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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you literally put shells in it and barely have to tap the trigger and it goes offAs far as the actual mechanism, I have no idea
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:09,
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I went pistol shooting a fw years agoI was also surprised how little you have to pull the trigger to fire a gun. It was kind of scary.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:12,
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Well, you don't want to make it difficult to fire.It's got a safety catch for when you don't want to be filling bitches full of hot lead, having taken it off, I'd imagine a lot of trigger travel would be kind of a drag.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:21,
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Shooting guns willy nilly is the one reason I would become an American.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:06,
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I have a friend that moved over there.He now owns an MP-5. I am slightly concerned by this as he's kind of an idiot.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:14,
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Isn't that the sort of sub machine gun that you see the police in airports have?(
Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:15,
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Talking to a copper with one of those strapped to his chest, is exactly how I would talk to Katy Price.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:18,
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my girlfriend's mum thought she had a kalashnikovturned out it was a Ph02
lol
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Never mind my shit outfitsMy wife has gone as a Sexy Padme from Star Wars Episode 2 with ripped clothes, Sexy Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer version, Sexy Pirate, Sexy Silk Spectre 2, Sexy Mrs Santa, Sexy Burlesque lady etc etc etc
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Peej, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:20,
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yes, but he's not allowed to touch anymore.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:23,
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sorry i didn't read his post i just wanted an update on the shag/no shag thing(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I watched American pie The Reunion the other day, it's rubbishbut does contain some nice breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:45,
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Wow, you must really like that film.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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i sure do, i love tigers and mike tyson and zak galafyniakis, oh my!(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
altalt: sucuk izgara from Gallipoli, Upper St(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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anyone here know why the 'top' and 'controversial' pages on reddit don't seem to work anymore?(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I *think* it's because Reddit is shit and for cunts but I can't say for sure.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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Being run over by a tank is like /links but sometimes better(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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I heard that guy in Tianamen SquareOnly did what he did as a bit of light relief from /links
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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i just went to links to try and find a link to prove you wrong about linksi failed
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It's like /offtopic but sometimes better(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Certainly is at the momentDeader than a three week old corpse, in here.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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out of interesthow long did you keep hold of swipe's mum before you were finished with her?
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Clingy, eh?Bloody women.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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longer than your gf keeps hold of you, by the sound of it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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Is it because everyone on there is banging on and on about guns?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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They're machines. I like machines.Obviously you won't as machines pollute Gaia.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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alt: when you said you might come to that bashas I realised that by the following morning I'd be locked up for murder or at the very least GBH, and I wasn't sure if I was ready to face that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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Ok, London people - nice pubs near Savoy Place please.Did someone here say that The Wellington was good?
Alternatively* post your abuse below.
*and more likely.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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I'm going home in ten minutes, then you'll be sorry.Well, not sorry, but y'know, still at work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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ooh, that's by me.
But I'd quit drinking before I started working here, so I have no idea what the pubs are like. Isn't Chandos near there though? People like that, I hear. Obviously these people may be cunts for all I know though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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I'll wave as I walk past.I've no idea about Chandos, but I'm pretty sure that people are cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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I think Cellardoor might be more your speed.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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I've been there on a couple of occasions.Interesting little place.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:25,
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You went for the drag queensand stayed for the Live Jazz.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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I'd stay for live jazz.Well, except my train home is at seven o'clock.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:27,
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Feather dancer, a magician and "comedy" actthe times I was there. The feather dancer did have a trannie DJ, though. His MCing was...peculiar.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:28,
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Was he wearing Cornflower blue by any chance?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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Porterhouse on Maiden Lane is OKas long as you aren't there when it's a)full of fucking tourists or b) full of twats.
I appreaciate this isn't 100% helpful advice, but, Meh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:34,
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So don't go in the evenings or weekends and probably best to steer clear at lunchtime, too.(
Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:35,
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Basically don't go there, it's shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:37,
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Given a choice between thatand either a)no pub or b) every other fucking shitehole in south covent garden, it's a veritable fucking palace, Monts. At least is has a good selection of beer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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that does, thank you.Out of interest (not arguing, I've not drunk in that bit of london for years becuase it's all shit) where else would you go round there that is better?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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That's a hell of a trek from Covent GardenI'm glad it's worth it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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c) do not even try and drink round there, as it is without exception shit.The only non-shit boozer I know of in the entire West End is Bradley's Spanish Bar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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Bollocks. The Lamb on Lamb's Conduit StMarquis of Cornwallis and Grafton Arms were great (admittedly haven't been there for a while) but I think you just aren't trying, Monts. Anyone would think you made a habit of thinking things "shit"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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They're shit.You're shit. Shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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Indeed I am.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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It's OK quite a lot of the time, as it goes.Just luck really.
Lamb and Flag is good if you don't mind a bit of a walk, it's less than 10 mins from Savoy Place.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:37,
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Last time I went to Porterhouse, it was full of rugby wankers and hooray henries.It did not leave a positive impression.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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really?I didn't think those sort of cunts knew it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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Also a bunch of kids dressed up in that New Romantics style "fashion"that appears to be popular at the moment. All tight trousers and floppy fringes.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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There aren't any.Hope this helps x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:36,
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Look how dark it is! Fucking Scotch cunts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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Hi b3th!Why so friendly? Have you finished blobbing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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Why are you so obsessed about my blobbing schedule?Are you a fucking perv or something? Am I going to have to report you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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nah, it was only because I'd been on the popular page and one of your posts is there spazzing out about it ; )How are you anyway, i am tired and hungry and I think i shall have sausages for supper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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If you're that fucking interested, I'll gaz you the graphic details next time.
In other news, I slept funny last night and I've got a stiff shoulder today. I may have to hit the drugs later. It fucking hurts.
What sausages do you think you'll have?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:48,
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Tesco ones, cumberland maybei've been craving sausgaes since they were chatting about them on the radio this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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He can't even get close to a semi without a whiff of bloodyears of stranglewanking whilst killing hookers with a hammer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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That takes some considerable coordination(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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you've had plenty of practice, Nakers.The only reason you aren't pro is that it's pretty difficult to get paid for that kind of thing, so we'll have to leave you at "enthusiastic but skilled amateur"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50,
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this is so much better tahn any of my report cards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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this made me laughwww.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOld joke, but classic to get it read out on air
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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i mean, how stupid do you have to be, not to realise that was a joke?!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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You do realise who you've just replied to, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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your face is unintentional ironyin the way it looks exactly like a very hairy arsehole
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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hahahahaI bet it stinks of garlic and duck gizzards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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piss off wank chops me and swipe are bezzies, that's why we're not having pizza tonight(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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On my way round yours with an axe.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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Ooh are you going to chop me some fire wood?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58,
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They had a great one on Radio sonewherefrom a swiss chap who was having people take the mick out of him "like clockwork", his name was Toby LeRone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50,
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I really think this thread is a new low.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:58,
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I thought it has perked up considerably since i arrived(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59,
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I'm deffo gonna start hanging around on /FAQ (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:59,
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You should useyour Mod powers to ban Monty from all areas of B3ta aside from FAQ(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:02,
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all the cool kids hang around http://www.b3ta.com/wankersi put on some ace of base and spack out to the flashing images
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I think my finger has started bleeding, it feels cool and a i can sort of see a dark ptch under the dressing...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:07,
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Early onset AIDS, that is.That's how Freddie Mercury started.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:16,
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I keep forgetting that the clocks have gone backIt's dark outside so I should post shite.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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I will though. Because I can.Had on - who the fuck are you?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:16,
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I could ask you the same question.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:19,
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This is the guy who took a drugs overdose and died back in feburary(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:20,
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Yes!And has magically come back to life just for your edification.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:22,
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I see.No wonder he's 'disappointed'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21,
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You'd be met with a barrage of abuseIf asked in person I'd do some cod Kung Fu moves.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:21,
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I feel obliged to test you on this. So......Who the fuck are you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:22,
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AAAAARGH!!!MUST....RESIST......BARRAGE OF ABUSE............
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:25,
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This guy's good, b3th.Real good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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Gonna have to say it TD, soz mate but this 'barrage of abuse' is a little underwhelming.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:24,
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You are an awful chap, a cad and a frankly shocking rascal.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:27,
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Yeah, well....I'm not overkeen on your choice of trouser.How's about THAT?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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A nicely woven cord?Don't mock my hosiery.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 17:31,
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