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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Politics
Do you think a lack of knowledge on this topic makes you of inferior intelligence?

Personally I don't vote. I think Labour is the lesser of the evils but they managed to get the Country into huge debt.

Now because of my non following of recent politics I was accused of being of lesser intelligence over the weekend.

Thoughts?

Alt. Any christmas markets near you and how pissed have you got when you go to them
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:11, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My thoughts line by line of this post:
1: Oh a politics thread, i like these
2: I wouldn't really consider myself lacking in knowledge
3: Oh this person is an idiot
4: That accusation was probably right
5: not a real question
6: I don't really care about christmas
Username: Oh it's that fucking psychic paying retard, should have guessed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Clicking this hard.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Please calm your obsession
It's getting a bit suspicious now
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
think your self lucky you didn't write a book or date BGB.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)
He/She seems a bit angry at life
Possibly due to lack of purpose and being a keyboard warrior.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
don't start down this path.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Go easy on her, she's had a rough couple of months.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
He's talking about Chompy, you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I think he knows, you flid.
God I'm so angry and obsessed I might bleed from my cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Congrats my girl
you are quicker on the uptake than B3th. now all you need to do is outwir Nakers to be King of /offtopic.


PS, hope the cunt bleeding gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
it's too late, he's sync-ed with b3th
Now we have two perma-blobbers :(
(quintsy, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
*runs*
*slips in pool of menstrual blood*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Did CQ break Chompy's heart too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
So am I, oh terminally obtuse Mod.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
FINE!
*fucks off then*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
NO. But people talking on any subject
that they have no interest in will look a bit silly.

Alt: Not sure but an afternoon on the Gluhwein sounds like a good idea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Only if you ignore your lack of knowledge and then offer an ill-informed opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
this is a sensible and balanced answer
Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
not necessarily, although there's often a corelation
I'm not overly up[ on current UK politics becaus I'm fucking sick of the lot of them and if I think about it too much I get depressed.

Then again there are a lot of "I vote for X because my dad voted for X and Y are all bastards no matter what they say" on both sides who both don't look know much and are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
no, you can be interested in whatever you like
if that happens to be x-factor, then you are most likely of inferior intelligence.

constantly spouting out crap that you have read on the internet and opining tediously upon it removes the "most likely" from this equation.

alt: full of tourist twats and to be avoided like the plague.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Quite the opposite.
I believe that a naive and childlike belief in the importance of day-to-day party politics is indicative of a level of delusion normally found in the less able members of society such as Althegeordie and/or students.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I use phrases like "Westminister Village"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I like to 'tweet' that very phrase, and use it regularly in the 'blogosphere'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I wonder if they are related.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
like mcdonald's, i'm loving it
thought of you in the pub yesterday - someone was telling a story about skiing, and how part of the french army was being taught to ski on the nursery slopes at the time. i asked why they needed skis to learn how to wave a white flag. it reminded me of your ceaseless bullying of kroney...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)
but it could all be different in a couple of years!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Wanna bet?
Tenner says it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
maybe instead of having poseurs who are morons underneath run the country
we should actually let morons run the country. like jordan and peter andre. see if they do a better or worse job.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
*votes for Naked Ape*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
the only way you'd get them to do it would be to incorporate bush tucker trials into PMQ

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
"I would like to ask the Honourable Gentleman to eat this kangaroo penis in under one minute..."

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
it would stimulate interest in politics amongst the youth
and the economy would be better than under darling or brown or osborne if jordan had her way, she's proven that tits make money.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Monty is the anthesis of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
because he has no tits?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
no, because he is a tit and is poor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
monty isn't a tit reeeeally
he is more of a cavalier
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
you'll only claim that tenner back on expenses, pickles.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
WHY AYE PET.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I like overpriced currywurst and gluhwein at a midnovember christmas market more than I like politics
but I like to pay attention to it otherwise hitler might get back in,

I wouldn't like to tell people I know nothing about it but I reckon labour are alright yer?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
If you don't have interest or knowledge on the subject,
Then how did you come to the conclusion that labour ate the lesser of 2 evils?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
he's a geordie, innit
they only have red rosettes...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Even though I try to follow the news and keep up with what's going on,
I consider myself woefully un-knowledgeable about politics. That's more to do with the enormous complexity of the area, rather than my own intelligence, though.

Anyone who revels in their ignorance, or is proud of 'not voting', should be disenfranchsied as a matter of necessity.

Alt: I think most towns have one these days, but we don't embrace them the way they do in Germany. They know how to do that shit properly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I'm going to Germany soon for this very reason.
I may have mentioned it before, but I'm quite excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
romantic weekend away?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Essen my shit Wurst fraulein, schnelle, SCHNELLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Essen is also a place.
Crazy Germans!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Oh My God!
There's a place in England, right? Called BEER.

trippin', dude. Se'esly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
There's a place called Bell End. It's near Lickey End.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)
there is a farm called "bell end farm"
which is part of a holiday scheme that my dad has points in. i have never taken them up, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I thought you'd be all over that.
You've got Bell End written all over your face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
That would bring a whole new meaning to
"down on the farm"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
schieBewurst

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Week away. You'd like it. 5 star hotels all the way.
I haven't had a proper holiday in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Five Star run hotels in Germany?
That's probably a step up for them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)
No. They all fell down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I heard they could withstand rain or shine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
They were made from Silk & Steel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)
i'd love it
thanks so much for the invite, you cruel cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
now YOU know how it feels
*runs from room crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Sounds to me like you ARE blobbing...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
last weekend in november/first weekend in december
now make your excuses!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Didn't seem appropriate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
in what way
did a trip involving 5 star hotels and alcohol seem INappropriate for me?

unless, of course, you ARE taking the missus and it would be awkward when you both fancied me more than one another...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)
She is coming with me, she is not the missus.
Besides, it's only the one room and you and I aren't that close.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
hang on
you are taking her on a five star holiday and she's NOT your missus?

how does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
She's prepared to touch his winky.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
They weren't all that expensive and I'm driving, so there's no airfare.
You're trying to muscle your way in and you're not my missus either. You wouldn't suddenly be my missus by coming with me, so why does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)
With your Dad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I have an opinion about your intelligence.
It's not related to if you are interested in politics or not, more to do with what a MASSIVE FUCKING TWAT you are for believing psychic rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:29, Reply)
what is this psychic thing?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I knew you'd ask that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*proffers fiver*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
*runs to chippy*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
this sentence is a perfect oxymoron

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I was just toying with the idea of changing it to 'waddles'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
You'd know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)
shut it, floppy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
There's a reason for that.
*looks at you*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i was blaming your hairdresser

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I was blaming YOUR hairdresser.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
this is quite funny
for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Carefull
Last time I used that word Kronley bullied me ceaselessly for weeks. and my usage was less wrong that yours.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i just wanted to call someone a moron
what is so wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I'll be your moron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Do I get a free Greggs Hat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)
how about a free barbed wire fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You are so hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:54, Reply)
That'll be the menopause

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
...and people keep asking me why I'm still wandering about without a coat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
based on what you say about yourself
i'd have assumed they assumed your fat kept you warm.

but i've met you, and i know that's not true!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If they assumed that (which, by the way, is true)
they wouldn't need to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
whenever guys offer me seats on the tube
i wonder if they think i'm up the stick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Judging by what I've seen of the Tube
they've probably just pissed on the seat and want you to sit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
usually they are weird and i think they want to leave their hand there so i'll accidentally sit on it
but the one this morning was actually quite hot. must have been an escapee mental patient.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
if you'd invited me to pizza i could apologise in person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i invited you above! see above!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
He's never going to come.
You do know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
it's a game we play
ssh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I dunno.
Maybe if he thinks bout fisting Stunned...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)
logistically, this is going to hurt you quite a lot too
I'm not sure you've thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
darling, we are talking about fisting stunned
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T THOUGHT IT THROUGH.

shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
fair point, that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
of course
now we all know that you have thought about it. are thinking about it. right now.

you sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I expect nothing less.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
so in your head
were you giving or receiving? just checking...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'm the king of Voltaire's angry glove.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
there it is
there's your new sig!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
That's....beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
can i make my own chevron here?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Kia Ora's less successful advertising jingle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
haha
i fucking love these. i don't know why i am so childish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
mr b3th is watching Flog It.
They've just described a teddy bear as 'missing its growler' and I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I can't believe I'm almost forty.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

y + u + een
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
+ one hundred and

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I thought it was more to do with the fact he thinks you are a twat, than your use of particular words.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Probably.
At least I don't look like Hugh Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)
nah, you look like a right Punt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)
More like Vernon Wells ATM old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
he appears to be a black baseball player...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I'm getting a picture of The Resident Loon when I google it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
You're googling goatse, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm not 'not' googling goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
You already had it bookmarked?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Add "Mad Max" to the serach and you'll get the idea.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
*golf clap*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Your usage was exactly as wrong as hers.
Difference being swipe wouldn't get all high-handed if I pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
hang on
what is wrong about wanting to call someone a moron?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
What b3th did isn't an oxymoron.
I don't really want to get into it again, the second time around is never as fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
typical bloke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You can't see me
but I've rolled over and started snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

nor hitt
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
No wonder swipey is ready to go
her lady boner must be quivering like a whippet in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
that is fucking rank
well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Oh, I say. POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
*click*
best simile since "a wide-on like a hippo's yawn".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
"fanny like a winking owl"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
"shaking like a shitting dog"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I'm listening to a "relaxing dubstep" mix
Is that an oxymoron?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Do you find it relaxing?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
yeah, it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
might be a bit heavy for many tough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
we all know how bittersweet an oxymoron can be
but we like to poke the pedants
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
No, but it does suggest you have no taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)
nope, it was less wrong.
and the difference is she has tits and you are... oh what's the use?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)
There aren't degrees of wrong.
You either are, or you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Zat, monsieur, eez where you are wrong.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Ah, but *how* wrong?
Am I more or less wrong than swipe? She has tits, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Barely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Ironically this statement in it's self is dead wrong
It literally could not be wrongerer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'd normally be intrigued as to how you could possibly have degrees of wrong in the definition of a word
but currently I literally couldn't care any less.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
To each, his own
But to make judgement with the slightest bit of information is a bit daft.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
but i thought that was precisely what the internet was for...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Rob fingers kids.
Manolith touches dogs on their bumholes.
Jahled sexually molests Lord McAlpine.
Phillip Schofield is the UBERNONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Does my excellent internetting there win me £5?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

There is a very good Christmas market in Edinburgh in Princes St Gardens. Oh, hang on, I mean "full of tat and overpriced gluwien"

Although the funfair's quite good and there is an outdoor ice rink.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Oh Em Gee!
I'll totally have to check that out while I'm up there!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, Reply)
There's a couple of very good wurst stalls
I'm assuming you're mad for the sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Oh, I love me a bit of proper Bratwurst.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I've heard that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
She loves it.
Gobbles it right down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
+ while making eye contact with the stall holder.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Got to keep your eye on those shifty bastards.
Esp when you've got their brattie in your mouth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)
If you don't keep an eye on them
you'll end up with their sauce all down your chin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)
almost as much as her brother

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Afternoon Freefair.
Or whatever it was he was called.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Freefair was better informed than our new friend GJ.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
It's not your lack of political knowledge that makes you of inferior intelligence.
It's the fact that you're a denty-brained mong with the IQ of string and too retarded to even drool properly.
Hope this clears things up.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)
bored of this now

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I feel really unwell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Wassup?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Terrible indigestion
I think it's the leftover vegetarian jalfrezi I ate for lunch. Something isn't right there (apart from LOL IT'S GOT NO MEAT IN IT LOL)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
How long was it left over?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I cooked it on Saturday.
The thing is both Lusty and I felt rotten on Saturday night/Sun morning too but had been up to all kinds of other misbehaviour inc pissed up kebabs so the vegetarian meal we also ate never got a look in when we were searching for the culprit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
In that case it's not deadly so man up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Unless Lusty is now dead, in which case. Sorry for your loss

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'll pass this on to her family.
Thank you for your kind thoughts at this difficult time x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
No probs, I find it very easy to pretend grieve online, just a few keytaps innit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Oh that's OK then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I ALSO ATE A POISONUS KEBAB ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
WE COULD BE BROTHERS!!!!!
I think this might well be the most unpleasant thought I have ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
You want to get some Rennie or Gaviscon down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Will you tell him only once?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
That wasn't a jalfrezi, it was the remains of a pavement pizza you'd scraped up.
Hence no meat, the rats had already picked that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
More spiced carrot than diced carrot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Probably scurvy

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
That's the one thing it definitely isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
That's not really true there are lots of things it definitely isn't: broken leg etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Leprosy?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
probably cholera
from all that dirty water you lot have to drink in East london
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Lupus.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Shut up, House.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It's always Lupus.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Or Cushings.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Grand Moff Tarkin lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it's Aspergers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
+ of the colon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
But you are so well adjusted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I feel a strong desire to vacate my stomach and bowels.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Gonzlols.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
*Proffers empty Pringle tube*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Better than a full one

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Better out than in, son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
All I'm getting at the mo is acidy burps and guffs.
What I need is 'a good clearout'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
You'll probably lose bowel control when on the way home from work. Imagine walking along with shit trails streaked down your jeans.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
+out
now that would be a turn out for the books
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Keep thinking about being related to Nakers
that should do the trick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
he's my brother from another mother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
What you should definitely do is fight that urge and hold it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
The tips are the best bit, apparently .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Hahaha v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I heard if you eat enough of it you can't be extradited.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
What a dick
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9687794/Sally-Bercow-urged-to-turn-off-Twitter-after-breaching-schoolgirl-court-order.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
She appears to be what I have just brilliantly made up a name for - a 'tweetard'
I do hope no-one else has thought of this term before.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Gutted, loads of people have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Yep
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tweetard
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Not quite the meaning I had in mind for it ie someone who is repeatedly cretinous on Twitter but hey ho

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It's a more specific version of "attention whore "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
She'd get it, though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
yeah, in the face, with an axe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Yes but in your book Dusty fucking Bin would 'get it'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Three to one he would

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)
oh HO.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Those eyes say "I will stab you in your sleep"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)
+ and will then immediately incriminate myself on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:57, Reply)
why's there blood all over my knife *innocent face*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)
She really is a witless flid.
WTN.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Hang on, how can it be banned to name the girl?
She was named 10 times a fucking day by every news source in the land before she was found.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)

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