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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WEEKEND THREAD!
pretend like you give a shit, swap recipe ideas, try and hook up with a fat lass, you can do it all in here.

Alt: acting. Have you ever been in a play or a TV or movie for that matter? Were you always the tree or were you the leading man?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:38, 265 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm doing fuck all, until sunday, then playing a board game with some mates then the girlfriend is coming down on sunday.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Also, I don't know if this is a good idea
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/07/puppy-room-canadian-university
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
hopefully the dogs will turn on them and eat the canuk cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
It's a shit idea if you don't like dogs.
Which I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
why don't you like dogs?
what kind of sociopath doesn't like dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I don't even like dog owners.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
^^ this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Dogs are thick and people who like them have an inner inadequacy which is assuaged
by having a dribbling, bounding retard at their beck and call to make them feel loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Does lusty have an "inner inadequency"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
So that's what Mrs Ape gets out of her marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
too late dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
*pats on head*
WHOSACLEVERBOY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
*humps*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
That's what YM said. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Maybe he's a cat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
That would expain why he's such a mewling quim

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I hate cats too.
Stupid scratchy creatures, always trying to sit on my lap.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I was entirely on your side until this post,
you inhuman cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I'm not the one trying to form relationships with other species.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
The french only do that to things they want to eat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)

www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=465812463465738&set=a.306126372767682.67530.292440510802935&type=1&theater
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)
lol cat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I love that cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I don't really like tuna so selling tuna in the shops is a shit idea.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I used the conjuction 'if', meaning 'on the condition or supposition that'
I don't eat tuna either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
NO YOU SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Fackin' ell
Is this TOWIE or something?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I don't know.
What is towie?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Isn't he David Bowie's son?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Some shitty fake reality TV show about essex

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
There was a live episode on the other night.
Or so I heard, I didn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I don't hear much about it now, probably because I tend to spit repeatedly in the face of anyone who mentions it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Oh
Em Gee
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Yes, I have been in plays.
I used to be an ac-TOR, dahling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I loved you in "father of the Bride" and "Pissing on Planes"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I don't get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
God you're stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I'm saying that you are prominent nosed Gallic actor Gerard Depardieu, who starred in "father of thge bride" and once urinated in the aisle of a plane
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
He's a right old weirdo, that one.
Saw him on some chat show. My face did this: =/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Off to see yet more houses at the weekend
Curry and wine

Alt:
No
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I thought you'd found one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Looking at a "fixer-upper" now
Should save about 70K that way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
and lose your sanity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Most likely
Could rent for 6 months whilst doing it up though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Go for it and build your own

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
No plots where I want to live available
This would be a 2 storey extension and knocking through of walls, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
What do you mean we can't get the planning?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
What's that film called, The Money Pit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Thats the one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
it's going to be hot tomorrow. 37 degrees. I will die.
I will be hiding. And then Sunday I'm working. As I am every night til thursday. YAY MONIES!

alt: yes. in high school plays. does that count?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
yeah why not
it's about 3 degrees here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Hey it's nearly christmas, you should start banging on about having christmas day on the beach like we care
your national pastime.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)
That’s not very sympathetic
Have you ever tried to BBQ a turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
No i haven't, the Americans deep fry them though, I'd like to give that a go.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:08, Reply)
the fire ball potential is terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
THey don't do that
they BBQ prawns and salmon and cook the turkey in the oven and you need a maasive bin full of ice to store the beers in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
actually that's pretty true.
except my family has never had turkey, we always have a cold smoked ham.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I was gonna mention that too.
I miss Australian christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I'll be home at my parents, so it's possible actually...
but I don't really like the heat when it's like this. I don't cope with it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Rocking, raving, misbehaving.
Alt. Was an extra in a couple of shows and was in a good few plays in my yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I once had 22 lines to say, that was my biggest ever part

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Did you fluff any?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)
only the PE teacher LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)
me too!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I was Herod in Joseph and his amazing blah blah blah

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I was a sheperd then a wise man ad then Jesus, that's career progression

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I was a grandfather clock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
did a mouse run up you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Do you know the song "My Grandfathers Clock"?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
That stands in the hall. Please wind me up etc?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Know it? etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I've been in a few plays, me.
1. Aged 5 I was a flower in my primary school play. Brown tights, a brown rollneck and big petals framing my angelic face.
2. Aged 6 I was on some next level shit at the primary school play: a BIRD. Blue sparkly costume and, once again, tights.
3. Aged 7 I was in the Sunday school play, with my first and only speaking role. Humiliating to relate, I played a Jew with a skullcap on - but wowed the critics with my line 'FIVE LOAVES AND THREE SMALL FISHES?' said in an incredulous and not at all stentorian tone.

I should try out for one of Emvee's zombie films.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
That's a lot of tights for a minor to be wearing.
I don't know how to break this to you, but I think your teacher was a fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
my dad was always in shit at school
one day he was told that he wasn't getting detention or a caning as usual, he was getting a much worse punishment: he had to be in the shakespeare play. in purple tights.

that was about 60 years ago and his brother and mates have never let him forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Monty was way too ugly to be nonced, what with his straggly beard and long greasy hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Straggly beards are not what your average nonce is looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
i think I meant scraggly
but either way
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
hmmm
and how do you know that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
*deletes browsing history*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Are you still working on that book?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)
What caused Mashmallows breakdown yesterday?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
link?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1802064
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
The main one:
b3ta.com/questions/mademelaugh/post1801789?highlight=answers-post-1801844
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)
You where whiteknighted by dozer.
A new low.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Surely it's more turqoise knighted?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Worst of all the knights

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I really don't know.
I made one small reference to his creepy email hacking story and the poor boy disintegrated before my very eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
He doesn't seem to notice your name doesn't contain the word merrily.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
He's got bigger problems to worry about, I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
i seem to have arranged about 5 things this weekend, not sure whom i am seeing when
probably a hockey/rugby party on the sat night, wherein i will be the only person there with zero interest in either sport, trying to pretend that i am thinking about joining the team. hot guys in rugby shorts and a free bar having nothing to do with my attendance.

alt: school plays, nothing since. there was a horrific moment when i was about 6 when i obliviously flashed a big chunk of buttock at the audience, but luckily my mother waited until i was about 21 to tell me about it.

i like writing drama much more than acting it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Flashed buttock?
Big stage was it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
filled the ENTIRE HALL it did

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Tish.
They are like steel, your buns.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
i know :)
shame about the saggy wrinkly 3 day old greggs baps
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Greggs Bap Bebbeh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
BEBBEH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Do keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Fuck's sake.
I hit \ instead of Caps and had to start over. I am blaming this fully on a technicality.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)
typical IT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
do some tit squats to firm them up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
that's quite an image

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
black eye lols

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
no one ever mentioned it
it really was the elephant in the room
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
DOes anyone else get the feeling that having hardrock the hare around is like when you're at a family gathering
and some annoying little 11 or 12 year old cousin who thinks they're all grown up and witty comments on every single thing that gets said with what he thinks is a really pithy or humorous statement, frequently referencing something like Monty Python, and then looks around expecting everyone to join in with laughter, but actually everyone just totally ignores them and carries on regardless?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
That was totally me at 11 or 12

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I expect everyone had a phase of doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
*looks at clock*
You are so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)
i thought you and he were the same person

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I thought you and a really ugly looking deformed dog fetus were the same person.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I thought we was tight Al

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
has there been a deletion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL
I'll get on the phone to the newswires, you check if everyone is ok
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Should we take a roll call or something?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
must have been, i congratulated al on something, and it's gorn

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:47, Reply)
that's what i thought

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
al doesn't like people talking about 'that'
which is ironic, considering how much he likes to talk about battered's missus.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
are we coming back to the dishing it out but can't take it sub-thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I heard that you can take it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
if you can take it, from an entire rugby team and still come back for seconds
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
He made exceedingly good cakes, didn't he?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Which is your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)
French Fancy. Everytime.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
queer
I'll have a bakewell tart please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I suppose it is a bit "Kroney".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Ugh! Almonds.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Or 'Kroney', as we know him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Jinx!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
oh lala

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Not really,
Battereds Mrs was brought up on the board by him and discussed along with his family.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Can we please get clarification from Dozer on whether this is actually ironic or not?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Did someone mention fat birds?
Just so you know, I've been keeping a very stern eye on proceedings this morning, and I'm taking a very dim view of things. Possibly cataracts, I'm not sure.

Alt: I'm fucking shit hot at acting. If I hadn't gone to a very traditional grammar school that looked down on that sort of thing, I might have studied it. I bet I would have made a proper drama school wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)

k sl
a very stern eye on proceedings
taking a
view of things. Possibly cataracts, I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Look, this hilarious strikethrough took a lot of effort and you lot have just ignored it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I apologise if I upset you with my comment yesterday
it was all said in jest. It's the internet innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
*blank stare*
Sorry, if you said something mean, I must have missed it. Or not cared. One or the other.

Internet, however, is srs bsns.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
He said something nasty about your lady la-la.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
why has that term made me giggle?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Because, as a woman, you don't have a very well developed sense of humour?
Or because you are genetically programmed to giggle coquettishly when a man makes a statement so that he will find you more attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Surely I could achieve the same thing by just carrying a paper bag round with me?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
becasue you are awake 7 hours earlier than normal andare feelinga little wired?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Because you are a discerning woman that appreciates wit and repartee in it's highest form.
You are very welcome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
The other explanations seem more plausible.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
You have to keep the mods sweet, Tangles.
Even if all good mods are dead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
: (
I'm only *nearly* dead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)
That is soo hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
It was more your 'wit and repartee in its highest form' that I was questioning.
Also, I misplaced your comma and read this as you calling me as 'sweet Tangles', which made my winky feel funny.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Hahahahahaha!
Right, lunch for Daddy Stunned.

Curry and the gorgeous gallon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
You're meeting Marc Almond for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

My mate from Liverpool has just got his
kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes
for Christmas from the internet.
 
I asked him which website he saw them on.
 
His reply? "Google Earth".
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:47, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Google earth is an application not a website.
prick
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Oh man :o(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
is it shit joke friday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
*scallylols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a shit poem

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife.
Get in the van.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Roses are straight
Ivy is twisted
Bend over love
you're about to get fisted.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Worst limerick ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Edward Lear's 'old man with a beard' is far and away the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
The sun shone down on the village green.
It shone on Little Nell.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Is it a haiku?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
No I'm a Londoner

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, Reply)
is that why you love London town?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
FFS have you no knowledge whatsoever of the lyrics to Street Tuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)
...no

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Leave 'im, Monts.
'E ain't fackin' wurf it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Alt
I did my degree in acting... as I thought it would be a good move, however I soon decided that the vast majority of theatre types were insufferable cunts with a massively inflated sense of self importance.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Can you do that 'modern major general' one that Chompy likes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Unfortunately not
I can sing the narrator role in Joseph (for my sins)
And quote Peer Gynt if thats any good?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Yup, either of those will be just fine, thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Upper Dicking

(quintsy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I can't believe it has taken so long for someone to say what I'm sure we were all thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Upper. Dicking.

(quintsy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Everyone's gone quiet.
This is usually the point in a party at which somebody like swipe says something embarrassingly filthy and then laughs and snorts loudly before falling over into a pot plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Did this happen at PIZZABASH?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
firstly i am never embarrassing
secondly i am never filthy

thirdly i NEVER snort

fourthly i don't own any pot plants

go back to your girlfriend, frenchie...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
when you were sucking off your gay boyfriend did you ever let your mind wander during fellatio and accidentally almost bite his cock off cos you could smell sausage rolls?

(quintsy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)
if your mind wanders during fellatio
you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:38, Reply)
You don't own any pot plants, this is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)
i did try
but they died and i gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)

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