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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Withering put downs.

I have to attend a meeting with the other residents in our building this evening. One of them is a lazy moaning teetotal vegan wanker, who contributes nothing towards the building other than paying his ground rent, whereas the rest of us all do stuff to maintain the place.

I need some new material. So I require your withering put downs please, so that I can make it clear to him exactly what a bone idle cunt he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:09, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Just call him Wilf, it's all you usually do.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
do you live in the same building as battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
That tends to be something said by others, rather than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
You should get Legless on board here, he's just massively zinged me.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Oi!
Lazy and moaning I maybe but the rest of that description only applies to Tangles.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836812
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
You know that yeast used to make booze is an animal right?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
It's a live organism, yes.
But then so are vegetables.
I do have to eat something, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Fish scales are used in loads of beers as finings as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Tell him they found horse DNA in veggie burgers as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Not horse UniQuorn
copyrights Battered 2013
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
copyright every fucking corner of the internet and much of the press

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
He moans when we have a BBQ in our garden as he doesn't like the smell of meat cooking. Our fucking garden. Not his. Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Have you tried
Pouring petrol on him and setting him on fire
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Tell him that if he can smell it cooking then he is actually ingesting small particles of meat and breaching his vegan principles.*


*He isn't, but that's beside the point. I imagine it is quite easy to make a vegan cry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Death by vegetable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Sign him up to every postal based meat raffle you can find

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
This is a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I like this idea a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
For some reason I assumed you lived in a house, not a flat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
3 bed, 2 bathroom flat with garden.
Not bad for London.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
chill your ego out, he was only asking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I know. I'm perfectly chilled for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
yeah but do you have a bidet?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Nah. Do you recommend them?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
you can get a similar effect with one of those supersoakers that can shoot round corners

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)
or wiping

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
If you're paying ground rent why do you have to do anything?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
There are only 5 flats in the building, so not cost effective to use a managing agent. We arrange maintenance and repair work between us.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
then he's a cunt, pure and simple
all you need to do i break something that will affect him and no one else. See if he then wants to play
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I have done this (bike rack) with the agreement of a couple of other residents. Didn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I don't see how being sarcastic and withering at him will encourage him to help more.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
It doesn't. It's just a form of passive aggressive behaviour to reinforce the message that we all think he's a tosser.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I imagine it is more to do with Battered being able to amuse himself at the meeting.
And also give us something to talk about right now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Just go to the meeting with a bacon sammich and sit next to him
Bacon has and will always be the undoing of Vegans/vegetarians
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
that and savage beatings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Yes. Always.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Is he under any kind of obligation to do more than he does?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Yes. Would get unpleasant to have to do any formal such as a solicitor's letter or similar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
If you have already tried approaching him as a group in order to change his behaviour then that is probably your only recourse.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Tangles
that sounds like you are encouraging adult behaviour and suggesting that rather than making snide remarks they confront him with their concerns and lay out why they feel he isnt pullibng his weight and once he has the full set of feelings laid out give him the option to change...

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS THE INTERNET THERE IS NO PLACE FOR RATIONALITY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)
BURN HIS FLAT TO THE GROUND¬!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I hope it's the ground floor flat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Calm down dears
Micheal Winner has died.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I didn't know Tangles lives in your building.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)
FUCK OFF!
Teetotal? Never.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
He is probably too feeble to get up off his malnourished arse.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Tell him b3th works harder than he does.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:31, Reply)

or an
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I imagine that is a bit like slapping an elephant seal around the face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
keep going...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a leg of ham

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
*cleans up*
*feels ashamed*
*starts again*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
*happy endings*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Have you tried calling him a poo brain?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Steady on, Winders.
Bit harsh that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:40, Reply)
sorry tangles,
I forget how sensitive you guys can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
omg teh swaering on this site

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Has somebody died?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:53, Reply)
no, but you killed this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
:(
*popular high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He's such a tosser.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
just tell him he's being a cunt.
you may not have to use that language, but being that he is being a cunt and you all think so, I think just point this out to him, being rude, or not as you choose and get on with agreeing things between the 4 of you. you have a majority so just ignore the fucker. basically disenfranchise him until he chooses to joint in and do his bit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He needs to pay his share though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)
He does pay, but he won't do anything to help out with getting any of the work done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Just a thought, if it was me there really is nothing of practical value I could add to any maintenance work.
These are not workman's hands right here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
You could arrange for quotations to be done, be around on occasion to let tradesmen in to the building, manage the money etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Oh yeah, that sort of shit is easy.
Especially if you've got other people relying on you to do it.
Can you not draw up some sort of action plan after each meeting assigning tasks to each person?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Like fuck i'd do that.
That's why you have managing agents for properties.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Only 5 flats in the building, cost of a managing agent is very expensive when only split across 5 places.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I'm sure there are some that scale down to that level.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
NO SHORT JOKE CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Not that we have found and we got about 8 or 9 quotes about 18 months ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
The problem with this is he gets the benefit of living in a well maintained building (we're doing a lot to the place this year - roof, repainting, new door security etc). There's a lot to organise & he'll get the benefit without helping out.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Shit in his cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
will excluding him from all decisions annoy him at least?
It may depend if you want revenge of for him to do his bit. if the former, exclude him from all decisions, then proceed to use his lweast favoutite pain colour, remove cycle racks and buy barbeques allround. if the latter, solicitors letter is probably the way to go and should be fairly cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
We'd all rather he did his bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
you'd all rather he fucked off out of the block by the sounds of things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Yes, that would be good. Can't see it happening though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
solicitor's letter then setting out his legal responsibilities and pray he's stupid enough to be scared of it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
he's a vegan, therefore is clearly an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)
yeah, but there's at least 2 kinds of idiot.
one type will be scared by the legal language and actually comply, the other will think he can win a protracted legal battle and embark on one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Even I agree with this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
but what legal responsibilities?
if he isn't part of the freeholder, provided he complies with the terms of his lease, then he IS complying with his legal responsibilities. there'd need to be something in his lease obliging him to do this kind of thing. if there is, then the freeholder is the only person who can make him do it. via the courts if he refuses.

i'm not saying he isn't an anti-social cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
We have articles of association for a residents association and a delegation of authority in place from the freeholder
Which as I understand it allows the RA to get work done without having to involve the freeholder (who would charge a fee to manage it).

The articles place equal responsibility on all residents to play an active role in the management of the maintenance of the building, in addition to paying their contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
that is very good for such a small block
if more people had such things, their lives would run more smoothly. then the best bet is to highlight his responsibilities in the agreement and say, either join in or we'll get legal on your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I wonder if B3th is still looking for work.
If so this may even fit in around her lifestyle
metro.co.uk/2013/01/21/scientist-seeks-female-surrogate-in-order-to-make-a-neanderthal-baby-3359936/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)
ha!
We were just talking about that in work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*looks over shoulder*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*also looks over shoulder*
*sees wall*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Thanks for that "Hadrian"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Segedunum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
What's with all the hostility?
Support your local mod.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
More 'modlite' than mod.
This refers to your limited powers, not your weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I modded something that Chompy wrote the other week

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Yeah but you don't have the full range of mod powers though. You can't step anyone for starters.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)
a fact for which you should be very grateful

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
how many times have you been stepped now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I reckon it was b3th what done it and all.
She pretends to be all butter wouldn't melt and 'I couldn't mod a flea', etc.
But underneath that cuddly* exterior beats the heart of a ruthless, step-hammer-happy mod.


*I know you are all reading this as 'fat'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Shhh.
Don't tell everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Dunno. 3 or 4.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Don't you get a new tattoo each time you do 'bird'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I don't do 'body art'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
there ent the space really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Did you mod it to make it interesting and/or funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Charming and witty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
she's a mod
not god
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
If this place was a pub I would leave in disgust.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Did you? What

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)
SHE WONT EVEN ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
time for a new mod.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1836924
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Fuck no,
but i would like to know what I said that was soo out of order that it had to be edited.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'd be iterested too
but you'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
It must have been worse than repeatedly insulting my girlfriend.
That's fine apparently.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Did it involve garden outbuildings?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I remember clearly what you typed......
MOD edit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
when did you last do any modding?
I think we should vote in a new mod.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
VOTE JESUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
A nailed on certainty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Please, not this again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1836924
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

JESUS

Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
*forgives CQ's sins*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
meh
you're inoffensive and have some kind of sense of humour. I'd rather have a slightly arbitrary mod than a dull one.

Question: if we all 2.0ed B3th, could she still mod us?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
shame, it's be an interesting social experiment to unelect her.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I really am the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You do realise you didn't actually vote in this one?
Modding is a divine right.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
it may not be an elected office
but if you wanna be popular you need to do popular stuff.

ATM I don't like any mods because you all lick Dozer's bumhole and mostly fail to do anything either useful or fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I've never been anywhere near Dozer's bumhole.
And if you want 'fun' you have to provide it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I did.
I got stepped by the Dozer fan club and lost my backup account so I can't store my username if I wanna be wakki.

Just to be clear, the hostility, at least from me is to the office you hold, not to you personally. you personally are a perfectly nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I was only trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
chompy i have an excel question
is it possible to add something to a formula to make it round the result up to the nearest 5 for example?

formula is a simple percentage of another column.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Yes

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
could you kindly enlighten me
thanks inb advance

Baby Jesus aged 2013
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
*points downwards*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Yes
The functions you want are CEILING to round up and FLOOR to round down.

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
doesn't that mean using a second column and formula? or can it be added to a basic sum function?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
you'll need a second column.
Unless you can layer formulae in excel. Never tried that. Because I have a life.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
this seems like an over site by Microsoft
also, "life" pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Just do =CEILING(##FORMULAR##,significance)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
don't type ##FORMULAR## btw

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
TOP EXCELING
give that man a book token
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
You know, if you typed this question into the help bit of Excel instead of into b3ta, you should easily find the answer.
Or do you find that Excel doesn't take the piss out of you enough?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)
keeps the board moving innit
and it makes chompy feel important, but badger has stolen his thunder
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
The formula you need is BENTSPASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
=BENTSPASTIC please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
=BENTSPASTIC()

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I DUN A NEW ONE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

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