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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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According to my shower gel i should now smell of lemon grass and "sea minerals" which is probably just saltWhat do you smell of?
Akt: have you ever instigated a riot by attacking our brave policemen?
altalt: best tango flavour EVA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I currently smell of this:fimgs.net/images/perfume/nd.17.jpg
Hope this is educational.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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messenger god mud?in what language does that mean anything?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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i have googled itgoogle translates it as "swipe is great imma give her all my things"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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Hermes is also the name of the company.Apparently terre means "land". Land by Hermes, perhaps? I don't fucking know. It just smells nice.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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it means hermes "earth" you buffoonpresumably they are going for an elemental thing - air, water, fire, earth.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45,
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To quote everybody's least favourite metrosexual"the chicks dig it".
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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something something polish hooker something something batteredsigh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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something something fat northern ginger slag something something Swipe(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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mine was better and you something something know it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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no it something something fucking wasn't.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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Marlboro Lights, Orchard Cider and desperation. Alt: not yet
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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CK in2u (yes, I know, GAY)Akt. I've not had a run in with the boys in blue since I was a drunk and disorderly teenager
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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This isn't going to help my earth mother imageBut according to my shower gel I should smell of neem and propolis.
No, I don't know either.
Something to do with bees, I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Those are the active ingredients in Nestle milk powder.I can't see any ethical dilemmas stemming from that.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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nestle has just marked by Oxfam as the most ethical food company in teh worldwww.behindthebrands.org/en/company-scorecard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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That is not against all the other food companies in the worldOnly against all the other unethical pricks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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well yeah, but you could hardly look at them all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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ethics are pretty boring thoughall sort of.... brownish and hessian and hairy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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Wait, you mean my whole lefty-handwringing-vege-yurt-yoghurt schtick isn't leaving you damp-thighed?Frigid bitch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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I occasionally remember to wear some of thiswww.theperfumeshop.com/fcp/product/mens-fragrances/vera-wang/vera%20wang%20for%20men/7197
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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You accuse me of homosexuality whilst smelling of Vera Wang?(
Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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You are all perfume-wearing ponces.Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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That's one of six in regular rotation.I really am a massive Judy.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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I think you might make me sneeze.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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I think he might make me puke.Again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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are you sitting next to him at needo's?i think you should sit next to him at needo's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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No I am going to sit on the back of your neck and fart repeatedly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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contrary to what you look up on the internetgirls do not see that as foreplay
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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There is no way on earth I would ever want to have foreplay with you.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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Yeah, about that.Like I said when I first mentioned the idea to you "I can be in town for about 8".
So you book the table for 7. Nice. Guess it's a takeaway at home for me on Wednesday :(
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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firstly i didn't book the tablesecondly it's booked for 7.30 with a view to you arriving at 8ish. so stop being such a pansy little wuss and get your hairy arse down there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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Secondly it's booked at 7:30 with a view to necking your food and fucking offbefore I show up, more like.
I do have a hairy arse, though. Fair play.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45,
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we don't do that every timealthough you did miss out on some fucking fantastic mushrooms and other nibbly bits at the last secret bash. but you got beer and pizza.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Yeah, well that time was because you chose a placeburied in a shopping centre, that was buried in a yard, that was buried down some side street in an area with shitty GPS reception thanks to it bouncing off the moneyed smugness of the Stunned-a-like inhabitants.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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spitalfields is famous you ignorant little man(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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i have had the same bottle for 10 years, i don't think i wear it enough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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It's gone offYou smell funny when you wear it.
HTH xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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that's because it goes off after about 6 months(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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How does someone get through one of those big bottles in 6 months?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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I dunno seems excessiveI bet they all perfume their balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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they don't give a fuck about thatthey just want you to drop a hundred big men on another bottle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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I probably just pop into Boots each morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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noaftershave is very important in a man. for once dozer is right - chicks actually do dig it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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I have Vera Wang platesI don't relly know why
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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To attempt to gain the higher ground in a debate with chompy about plate quality?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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Both, and bowlsthey weere on the wedding list. they are still in a box somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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I keep getting given shitty shower gel by relatives at christmas, even though I fly there and can't take any of them back but last time my parents came they brought a carrier bag full of all the different kinds lynx, so I mostly smell of teenagers throughout the ages
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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i was going to say bariatric minge wipesbut i got beaten to it.
so - daytime: jo malone lime, basil and mandarin. evening: jo malone red roses.
alt: the chocolate orange tango flavoured fizzy balls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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If only because The Bariatric Minge Wipes would find it hard to get airplay.(
Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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Every time I see one now I'll be thinking......Baryatric Minge Wipe.
My days will be so much better for this.
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Hugo BossAlt: No, but I've been at a few where the police were, ahem 'less than fair and impartial'.
Alt alt: Orange, natch. All other flavours are fake and gay.
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I'll have no truck with your talk of 'Apple' flavour TangoYou sir, are clearly a cad and a bounder.
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Lets get this straight!Cherry flavoured fizzy pop is Cherryade.
Apple flavoured fizzy pop is awful - it should be alcoholic and called cider.
Orange flavoured fizzy pop with the chance of being bitchslapped by a heavily made up cheap actor in a badly-directed advert is Tango.
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I prefer it to flat ciderFlat cider just feels weird to drink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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Flat cider is the new sophisticationI must have missed THAT pigeon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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it is for Kroney and his "Slough Brethren" (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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Proper cider's flat.It's companies like Strongbow that make it fizzy. Why, I don't know. Probably because it helps to mask how shitty their cider is.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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The Westons I had last night was fizzyThey make decent cider
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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Proper beer tastes like farts too, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Lightly gassed cider (such as some types of Breton cider) are acceptable as well as flat cider.Fizzy chemical shit is not.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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I liked it so much I put it down my face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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wait a fucking minutethis clown is from coventry. that is NOT a northern circus. it's the fucking midlands.
and the midlands belong to you poxy southerners, not to us proud northerners. birmingham, coventry, milton keynes, bletchley, leicester, luton - all these shitholes'm belong to YOU.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Sporters is from SunderlandEDIT: Kroney is from Coventry?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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I think she means The Cap'n(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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Everything north of Watford is the North.That's why they call it "North of Watford".
Idiot.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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Birmingham is closer to Manchester than London(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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Oh god.Having thrown a sickie, I might actually be coming down with something after all :/
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Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1884232
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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Does anyone else find it surprising that despite the one and only 'power' that b3th has as a mod:To edit posts, primarily in the instance that someone posts a MASSIVE picture on the board,
Shambo's enormous picture of Cheggers remains?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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Sorry, not surprising, the other thing:Unsurprising.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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I hope she bans you for thissorry, not bans, the other thing.
Does nothing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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I dunno what I smell of, The shower gel is mint and lime, my anti-perspirant is that Dove clear stuff. However, my clothes smell funny because ladypigs mum decided to take a load of my work shirts and wash them, as she said they weren't white enough anymore, and whatever powder she uses smells funny. Like a weird meadow.
Altalt. Not apple
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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I hate other peoples washing powderaltalt: yes apple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Whippets. pigeons and coalOr CK One
Akt (??): I was almost arrested once for saying "mmm hotdog". Does this count?
AltAlt:
Orange
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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Apple is nicebut orange is the clear winner here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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Altthat depends, sporters, at the point of say "mmm hotdog" where you carrying a jerry can and walking away from a brightly burning Red Setter?
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I just ate some popcorn and it's made me well hungry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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CorrectButter is also acceptable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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What age do you think Fat Day will hit you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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what do you mean?these were only 110 calories for the pack and i went running at lunchtime
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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That's battered, he needs the calories for his hoor huntin'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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You always Finnish firstso Mrs Ape says
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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You know what I mean.Not the gross, diabetes, lardy fat that poor people suffer.
That lifetime of being well-fed with rich, fattening foods, ruddy-cheeked, solid rugger-bugger fat that you poshos descend into after giving up the running at lunchtime.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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Don't forget the goutI'm planning this for my 60s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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My mate already has gout at 40(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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did you see the thing about the bloke having a fucking hand transplant due to gout...
Genuinely surprised me that, I knew it was painful but I didnt realise you might choose to swap out a limb because of it.
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I did see that, yesFucking scary shit. He was a landlord or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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altalt: Tango is shit, at a push apple is slightly less shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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BTW I smell of Czech and Speake's No.88It's my favourite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:30,
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Sounds like a Polish passport application form(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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It's a proper old skool gentleman's cologne.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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The stench of your old man nonce cologne has wilted and killed this threadEDIT: also no wonder you're bloody broke!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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everytime I hear sea minerals on an advertI hear 'semen...erals'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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and I already smell of that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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Has someone unloaded in your ear again?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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I'll bet you do, you randy old goat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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Have you seen the goat music thing? It's the best thing on the internet.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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I bought some Beckham Instinct because I liked it, then ordered some from the phamacists who got me Intimatly Beckham instead, but I bought it anyway thinking it wouldn't be much difference.I can't tell the difference between Intimatly Beckham and a 59p bar of generic soap.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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Lychee Rubican is where the fizzy pop industry is at though(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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'cus its got Beckham name on or something, seriously, it smells of just soap.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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