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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How LOL would it be if Scotland voted itself independent and then wasn't allowed to use Sterling and had to join the Euro
and then had to bail out a bunch of unemployed Slavs and then went bankrupt and they all died?

I mean don't get me wrong, I love Scotland and the Scots (apart from the working class ones who are simply frightful) but that would be well LOL eh.

Alt: sweet food is for queers and birds: discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:50, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i've jujst eaten loads of Cadbury Roses and now I feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Proving the alt right here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
me and battered are gonna be linked in buddies and do business and shit
wanna join in?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Yes please.


By which I mean 'no, fuck off'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Four b3tans have looked at my profile today.
You bunch of saddos. Get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Don't pretend that hasn't given you a lazy lob-on

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I bet none of them are part of my 11,000 disciples on Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I got my band's twitter following over 30 today!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
WOW THAT'S SO COOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I KNOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
The first 30 all get 3 copies of your album, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Have I mentioned my album yet today?
I don't think I have.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
BUY MY ALBUM!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
YOU WONT TELL US HOW TO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
IT'S AVAILABLE FROM ALL THE USUAL OUTLETS BUT I CAN GAZ YOU A LINK TO THE BANDCAMP PAGE IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Just this one time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Fucking sell out
I liked* you guys before you were even formed


*tolerated
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
We were just looking to see who Nakers is
but the new contacts doesn't update quickly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
ooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Please post up all his details on here for teh class to laugh at
thx xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I wonder what he studied at Bristol Polytechnic ... how badly he did at his A levels, that sortof routine stalkery stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Unless Nakers is actually a woman from San Francisco
Then either Battered hasn't yet linked to him or LinkedIn is a bit sluggish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
gaz me to find out x

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
This is exactly how I would expect Nakers profile to be
And no he would not be a female in San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
He hasn't sent me an invite yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Could take him a while to remember his password
IT'S P-A-S-S-W-R-O-D Nakers. Without the dashes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
not gonna now I know all these fuckers are waiting like slobbering wolves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Very wise.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'm wouldn't actually post anything from IRL that was inappropriate
but lets be honest, you can't trust most of this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
The ones I am connected to have all behaved.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
hmmm two flats is worrying me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I'm very discreet

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Can you imagine the Scots lending anyone money?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
See even if the vote is a no, Salmond will get more power.
He's a smarty is that one.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
There's something fishy about that guy GEDDIT!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah, he worked in the Fisheries ministry in 1978

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I knew you'd get my joke!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Also. I have thought of nothing better than 'revenge of the piss'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Nor will you. Fucking gold, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Just need to work out when.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I bet you put sugar in your coffee you filthy hypocrite

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Now I'm no Heston Blumenthal but even I know that coffee is a drink, and not food.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I couldn't care less what happens to the jocks, just as long as my missus gets her inheritance without it being devalued.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
The other LOL thing would be when the North Sea reserves run out in about ten years and they're proper fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Their Mars Bars will be well and truly fried

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Hasn't Cameron already said that any independence won't happen until we've drunk all that anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I see George Osbourne and his ginger sidekick are threatening the McJocks with this at the moment
Edinburgh and Glasgow are fucking ace places to go out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
In that Britain is a more peaceful place thing that was linked earlier
Glasgow came out worst.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I wouldnt want to live there
Fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Worst London borough was Lewisham.
Hmmm, isn't that where one of our chums lives....?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Wasn't your area in that list and all?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
it's the overwhelming smell of urine that pervades the area
My phone wanted that to be "angel of uterine" for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
They'd have to re-apply to the EU first.
I get the feeling that the SNP hasn't really thought all of this through.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
It's almost as if it's a terrible idea dreamt up by angry drunks with a centuries-old chip on their shoulder.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
"We'll be all independent and get money from the EU"
"Er, well you'll have to apply to be in the EU, you know"
"No, we won't, we're already in it".
"No, the UK's in it. Scotland will be a new country and will therefore have to apply for entry"
"But we can use the sterling, right?"
"Why would we guarantee your economy, sorry?"
"Because we helped you build it up over three hundred years?"
"Which you're now seceding from"

etc etc

Basically "We don't want anything to do with you anymore but can we please still use your stuff?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Have a look at their defence policy...it's a fucking beauty
"We are anti-nuclear"
"I see. So what about NATO?"
"We will apply to join NATO"
"What, the defence organisation protected by a nuclear shield?"
"Yes, but there are only 3 members that have nukes, the rest don't - like Belgium"
"So what you're saying is that you don't know the difference between anti-nuclear and non-nuclear?"
etc
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
basically any scot with a brain and a job thinks it's a terrible idea
any jock mcthick just thinks "raaah we kill english mcgood".

this is exactly how the guardian put it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
We'd have to get a new flag, when we've already got one of the top three coolest.
It's a shit idea all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
it just doesn't make sense
the amount of stuff that english taxes pay for... mental
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Salmond also wants to lower the voting age from 18 to 16
so that he can guarantee the votes of our educated youth who of course fully understand the financial and economic implications of independence.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Bearing in mind that the political party pushing for independence doesn't seem to fully understand
the financial and economical implications of independence, we can hardly blame the yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Yay, I've been invited to buy tickets to Apple's big show-off on June-10-14.
OH BOY !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Monty is doing some parkour at that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I sure am!
Me and Tim Berners-Lee and my other OG Google niggaz are gonna be flexing our Segway parkour skills at that muthafucka FO' RILZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
At Google's last one, they had people jump out a plane onto the roof of the building, then do some cycling/parkour shit, to deliver a product onto the stage.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
What is it with those pricks and fucking parkour?
It's incredibly bent and not remotely cutting edge and by insisting on have spastics rolling about the place every time they do anything is just making them look like an embarrassing dad grooving on down on the dancefloor at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
When I worked at that extreme-sports media place, Parkour was an in-joke about how shit it is.
But I'll be honest, some of the stuff is really impressive, _some_ of it, I mean. Like these

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqoSkTSubw
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Can't look at work, dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Gutted, check it out later if you fancy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I'm not even joking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7TB8b2t3QE
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Alex Salmond is a clueless, fat, smug, racist cunt
And he's a Hearts supporter to boot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Turned you down on Gaydar, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
He did. The fat fuck shouldn't be so choosy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I sense there has been some thread deletion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
is frank at it again?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I don't get why England, Wales and Scotland are different countries anyway
We're one small island compared to the rest of the world. Fair enough for a place like America having various states with varying laws applied to them etc. But for Scotland to want to do this is ridiculous.

What next? Birmingham wanting independance?

Just throw them a bottle of whiskey and have done
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
to be fair, if birmingham wanted it
nobody would give a flying fuck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
They all just need to sit down with one of these

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Must be that separate culture, language and thousand year independent history.
You know, and stuff.

What's ridiculous is Cornwall wanting independence.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Bollocks do we
about 4 people want it and they won't fucking shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
hang on
you ARE scottish, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
He's as Scottish as I am.
ie not very.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Yes.
Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i see
you two are as bad as each other, then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Or as good as each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Och aye, we are that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I've always said Geordies are close to Scot's accent wise.
And the fact that we're both pissheads.

Keeping out of this independence shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Geordie is closest to Middle English ACQCKSHERUALLYIE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Wait, so you're telling me that Shakespeare was all
"Howay, man, we're away off doon the toon, like. Champyen. On it like a car bonnet. It'll be well mint man pet man pet"?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Shakespeare wasn't Middle English, was he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
No Kroney, MIDDLE ENGLISH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
OH I'M SORRY
I COULDNT THINK OF ANYBODY FAMOUS FROM THAT PERIOD EXCEPT CHAUCER AND WHICH OF THESE CUNTS ARE GOING TO KNOW WHO THAT IS?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Keats me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Old 'Nakers Hannay' prolly would.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
People used to call me the internet's chaucer, but I donno who he is.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
i had a geordie tell me that i had a "canny rack" once
it took ages to work out that he was saying "nice tits"

so yeah, positively shakespearean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Really? But you're from that neck of the woods, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
That's exceptionally romantic for a Geordie.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
He must have been pissed out of his tiny rabbit mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
He actually said "smelly crack"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Well, she is ginger. Rusty roof...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Must have been Battered's height.
I imagine they are pretty impressive when viewed from underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Nah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Ahm canny officelolling leek a bastad noo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Very wise, there might be trouble

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I reckon the Scots will be alright,
I mean, they have a long history of surviving in spite of being useless and feckless and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Hoi!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
And creepy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
PROVE ME WRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Know what?

Nah, I'll not bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
if it helps,
i once spent about 40 quid in a bar in Edinburgh, so If i came back and did that again, i could help your economy. I'll be there if you go independent.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You're very welcome.

Your forty quid will get you about ten pints where I live.

I was £5.50 for a bottle of Peroni last night.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
a large bottle i assume?
if they're charging 5.50 for a 330ml then you sir, are an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

No, a small one. I handed over a fiver and the barman looked very sheepishly at me and asked for another fifty pee.

I'd never been in there before and I certainly won't be back.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
thats a crazy price for a bottle of beer.
was the barman made out of gold breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

No. He was from Tenerife.

It was a fairly upmarket hotel, mind you.

Even a fairly modest pub will charge £3.50 for a pint of draft lager.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
i don't mind 3.50, because to be fair, i charge more than that pretty much across the board,
but breaching the 5 quid mark for a bottle is lunacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
They punch above their weight for their population.
Still Begbie sounding cunts though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Begbie's Edinburgh.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I am not one of the lucky people that received a university education and so don't have a degree in geography or Jockanese BUT I thought Edinburgh was in Scotland.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Of course it is. Not all Scots speak in the same accent. Ken?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Indeed.
Some of you are from Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Or Thurso.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Yet you all sound the same.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

You've obviously never heard someone speaking Doric.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
There aren't too many Ancient Greeks where he lives, give him a break.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
No name column please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Don't engage with them.
He won't fuck off otherwise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Moi, moi
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*wuggles*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

*wuggles back*

WTF's wuggles?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
No idea.
Sounds suitably gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Ha.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
hahaha quality sarcasm here people.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Don't forget "ginger"
How anybody can stand living with that affliction I really don't....oh. Oh, how awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
you know what Kroney,
i used to like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Not only does he stick in the knife
He has to twist it as well
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
i'll twist your knife in a minute "Hartley Hare"
and anyone else who wants to mouth off and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
\o/
Euphimism of the day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
It was quite amusing watchig George Osbourne on Channel 4 news last night
being interviewed about this. He was accused by the interviewer of trying to threaten the Scots with this if they didn't vote to stay in the Union.

He then got lambasted for having teh audacity to criticise someone elses economic policy when he's the one that even the IMF think is a twat.

It's a bit tragic when, even when he's actually in the right about something, he still comes across as a clueless fucktard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Something something stopped clock something

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
...forest moon of Endor
Wait, I'm not getting this right, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Whilst you are almost certainly right, I cannot abide the word 'fucktard' so for that reason, ah'm oot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Fuck off you Gym owning child abuser.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
unfortunately Gideon thinks the IMF
sang unbelievable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Really? The IMF employed Emilio Estevez so that's really saying somethin'
/bananaman
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
spiderman

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
batman and robin tooooo..

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Don't want to lick the knackers of BA Baracus....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
GET SOME NUTS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I kill you
man
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Infidel etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Zinfandel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No thanks. I'll have a pinotage or a malbec.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
For some weird reason I read this as vintage maybach


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Here Monty, you're a language nerd.
I was reading the Wiki on Middle English and it had negative concord, where if you had multiple negatives in a sentence they intensified the negative, rather than cancelling it. So "I've not got nothing" would have been a more linguistically aggressive "I've got nothing".

Interesting, I thought. I vaguely remember reading something that suggested that our propensity towards double negatives wasn't merely bad grammar, but a function of our language and it was Victorian standardisers, who used Latin grammatical rules I believe, who put this idea of multiple negatives being bad into our heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Is this the less vs fewer debate all over again?
Were you touched up by a Victorian standardiser or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
No that's a different thing.
I just thought this was interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Well you were wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
This is why I didn't start the post with "Here, Battered".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Most likely.
Go back 300 years and you could spell how the fuck you liked and arse about with grammar all day long and no one gave a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Wasn't this known as the Gonzian period for that very reason?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I believe so, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Alt: Savoury 4 life Mo'fucker

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Get me a new thread and a bucket of chicken.
NOW.
(_Battered_, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Start one yourself, Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
i wish people would stop changing their names,
i get so terribly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I hear ya, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
i bet this is the fake monty account as well isn't it.
You guys need to stop this, it's all very distressing
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I haven't. Monty is just being a bellend.
As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That's not my account. My spare account is this
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92601

And I can't remember which email address I set it up with, so I can't get a new password.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
woooooOooOOooooooOOOO
Where are Fred and Velma and the gang when you need them?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

eh Raggy
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
*sigh*
1. the identity of this joker is a mystery
2. The Scooby-Doo gang solved mysteries
3. I was suggesting that they might be handy at this juncture, to help solve the mystery of this joker's identity
4. FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
You bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

That there Roota woman would sort out who it was.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
RIP late of this parish. Another one who has unfriended Al on FB apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
She moved to Scotland didn't she?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah, Edinburgh I think,the Begbie-sounding bounder. Once B3th gets out of bed, she'll confirm. Sister in law, I think.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

To be fair, I did hear he's bit of a cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
They still solve mysteries
Only now Velma is in love with Shaggy and other stupid shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I've always had my suspicions about Fred.
Dressing like Tony Hart is something of a giveaway...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
*puts finger on nose then points at Monty*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Ha!
I knew I'd seen you this morning


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Ooh hang on I got one of those


Is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Er... check them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
WOAH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I have no idea what you are on about

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Not sure I do, I had to ask earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I bet Marvin Goaty is getting sick of people thinking he is Moaty.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I heard this through the grapevine too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
mmmmmm

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I don't have a problem with the Scots scarpering, but it seems to me that an awful lot of their 'plans' involve stuff they have no control over
We'll join the EU
-erm that's up to them
We'll keep the pound
-erm that's up to us
We'll join the Euro then
-erm that's up to them

IN CONCLUSION all jocks are fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
We'll take the oil revenue
but not the debt of HBOS and RBS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It's all fuckin' havers anyway. I doubt very much whether most Scots want independence apart from a few "fa's like us" pricks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Its not even in my top ten faux spy comedies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
You cannot blame it ALL on Nigel Havers, tempting though it is.
He is a dreadful fellow and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
hahahaha, you're stuck in Irish-Euro hell and you don't want to see anybody else happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
But euros are great!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
you know i love you Theo,
but i do wish you wouldn't lie to my face like this
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
hey so you have
I didn't scroll up that far
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

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