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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52,
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I wanted a crippled friend after seeing this happen at Alton Towers.(, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)
No wonder you're stuck at the NHS with that kind of attitudeIf you don't have a crippled friend, cripple a friend yourself
CAN DO ATTITUDE
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:57,
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he also refuses to travel further than 2 miles to work(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:03,
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But even I travel 1 mile to work and I walk??????AND I'M FAT??????
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:05,
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you need to not be eating while you walk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:11,
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I only get there cos a mate leaves a trail of pork pies like pacman (
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:12,
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The best news item I saw todaywas the one linking epilepsy to autism. just sayin' like....
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it would explain your lack of empthy for poor old Doris when her granny had died(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:05,
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I don't get you Bill Paxtonone minute you are being pleasant, the next you are a troll. is it a mental condition?
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little from column a, little from column b(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:09,
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WellSoz mate, couldn't resist. you have been quite pleasant of late and like you told me, it's internet banter......
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I would be in a minority around here if I didn't have some traces of autism.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:08,
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It's really hard to take photos in disneyland without feeling like you're some sort of paedoI kept expecting to be told off
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:06,
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I'd rather sit in a bus shelter in the pissing rain, in Wigan, than set foot in that fucking hole.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:07,
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we only went cos a mate really wanted us to go then he threw a strop cos we left before the parade
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:08,
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Wigan???Don't go there man, it's proper shite.Full of pie eating mingers dressed in tracksuits
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I'd still rather go therebarefoot, over broken glass, than go to any Disney shithole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:16,
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This speaks a man who's never wanked off to "It's a small small world".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20,
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I bet the second you got there you'd be running round in circles with your mickey ears hat on until you vomit and we have to go home early you have to fucking ruin everything don't you do you know how much these tickets cost?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:17,
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Tickets to Wigan aren't that much(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:32,
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Eery single person at Disneyworld, from the staff to every single attendee, is a crass and vulgar flid.Fucking tossers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:07,
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Look the act of self-love is as natural as breathing, it happens all across the natural worldIf I want to throttle one out on the magic teacup ride it is my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT SO TO DO. Those body fascists can GET TO FUCK - I'll stop wanking alright, when they prize my cock out of MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:10,
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Cracking one out on the teacup ride turns you into a spunky catherine wheeleat some glitter five hours before and turn it into a magical treat for all the family
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:11,
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How you're expected to give a reasonable opinion on garage versus garagewhen you can't even tell the difference between prise and prize is completely beyond me.
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20,
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I had an area manager who had been a greeter at Disney land and worked her way in to management, And I can confirm this is true.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:10,
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brilliant. To be fair, we have a blue badge due to ladypigs blindness that we don't really need, and it gets is all sorts of cheap parking and entry to stuff and fast tracked.
It also once almost got me beaten up in Brighton, when I took the last disabled spot by the beach and a bloke whose wife was too fat to walk didn't believe she was blind and tried to hit me with a walking stick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:09,
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did you kill him and feed the body to his wife?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:10,
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no I ran off and asked a police officer to stop him waving a stick at me. I had the last laugh then I can tell you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:12,
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You should have pinned him to the wall and the punched him.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:15,
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why would I do that? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:18,
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Yeah. What's he on about?I bet nobody was even looking at anybody's breasts.
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19,
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I nearly shouted at a women who was parking in the family spaces at the Hatfield Galleriawhen she didn't have a kid. But I was in the middle of a blazing row with the mrs over my calling white van driver a cunt after he cut me up so I couldn't really spare the time.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:15,
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yeah, I park in those all the time. Fuck you and your kids
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:16,
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I don't understand why having children makes you need a space closer to the shop. If it gets hit by a car trekking across the car park, we you clearly haven't trained it well enough. And if it won't walk that far leave it at home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20,
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It's not jsut the locationit's the extra space either side of the space so you can get the doors open to get the car seat in and out.
But the location is a bonus.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22,
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oh, fair enough, I don't do it really, I never really understood them. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22,
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it's not the location as such, it's the extra width so you can open the dorrs wider to extract children from the caralso it mean you can place them safely in buggies between the parked cars not at the back with moving traffic.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:22,
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It's about the worst place to have a massive fucking argumentas you can't even distract yourself by looking at nice things in shops. It's just dead eyed mouth breathers lumbering around interspersed with massive families of rude asians.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:18,
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I dunno right by the cenotaph during the minutes silence would be worse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:24,
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You should have kicked the wing mirrors off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:21,
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See, you and battered DO have things in common.You had a one-off blazzing row with the misses. Battered had a one-off civil conversation with the misses.
THIS IS THE OLIVE BRANCH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:23,
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Gonz, you and me is gonna have a serious falling out soon.I've got a router sitting in my living room waiting to make it's way to your house and the mrs keeps asking me what's going on with it and I haven't had any ribs for ages and I haven't seen Star Trek yet.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:30,
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I have some ribs in my fridge, i want to watch star trek and I have a proven track record of router based shennaiganscoincidence?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:32,
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It's like you're my bastard half brother or something.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37,
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Hahaha, you fancy it this weekend?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:49,
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She has no idea he's a ranga.The poor soul.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:27,
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She's never been in the garage(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:34,
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OUCH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:37,
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Well at least you didn't say PJ's dad was a swinger(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:39,
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not entirely, But she can't see anything but coloured blurs after about a foot in front of her face.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:47,
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Does she think you're Sonic the Hedgehog?This might explain a lot
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:48,
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MOAR like Knuckles(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:49,
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has she tried glasses?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:23,
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Can you lot stop making me laughI have been trying to go out for the last hour but am having far too much fun. That's it. Me and the dog are going for a walk. thats right, one foot in front of the other, outside. no longer an internet shut-in.
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bye Doris, have a lovely walk. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 May 2013, 16:17,
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“So when you’re doing it, you’re affirming that you are one of the privileged insiders who has and shares this information.”
No, love, you're affirming that you're a fucking self-entitled cunt.
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:17,
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Don't beat around the bushjust say what you mean
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19,
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are you saying you wouldn't do that if you could?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:20,
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I fucking would.I'm considering hitting your baby in the head with a brick and then using it to get better tables in restaurants.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:21,
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What really gets my fucking goatis her attitude over what she's doing, rather than what she's actually doing.
If I did it, I'd have the good grace to at least be a little fucking sheepish over it.
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:21,
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Be fairevery time she cheats she gets the only thrill of pleasure she's ever known.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:40,
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Sorry Al, I was busy eating like everyone else hereI'm good thanks, how have you been doing? How is the little one?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:16,
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Very well thanks.Why is everyone eating? It's only 5pm?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22,
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Didn't have lunch, so now is the right time(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:33,
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Would it not be cheaper to just host a Bring n Buy sale?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:31,
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*picks up pint and gets ready for punch line*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:33,
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I just assumed Blue Peter badge winners would be able to get in free.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:56,
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Well I was so appalled by Monty's pronunciation of garage that I had to leave work early.
Sitting in the sunshine, by my garridge, drinking a beer.
Cheers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:48,
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picking on the divine now are we?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:50,
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:)If it's any consolation, it's a fairly mediocre IPA.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:50,
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that is one of the titles he goes by in his Wicca circles(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:56,
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i hope you choke on itand then refuse medical attention because it's against your beliefs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:03,
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It's alrightbut it's definitely the last IPA I would choose.
I seem to be unable to walk into a pub these days without finding a superb IPA.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:03,
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Come to IrelandYou'll be able to go into almost every pub without finding a superb IPA
You'll have your choice of Guinness, Murphys, Heineken, Coors Light and Budweiser though.
Mm
Mm
Delish.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:05,
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Yeah, there's a lot of good small breweries doing great IPAs at the moment.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:05,
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i find good IPAs all over the place, both in pubs and shops(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:10,
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Have you got one right now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:13,
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It's pissing it down here and I ain't gonna be getting a drink in me until AT LEAST SundayThink about us poor lot
think
About me
When you finish off that beer
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:55,
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All of those dried pulses have made him SO SELFISH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:57,
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There's a reason QUORN rhymes with SCORNand also QUINOA rhymes with WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT, SERIOUSLY
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:59,
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The fun thing about quinoa is that all these hippie vegetarian hemp wranglersthat're eating it thinking that they're saving the world are actually just causing a bunch of South Americans to starve to death.
lol
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Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:04,
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See that's okThey'll leave behind lots of gold
We can always find a use for gold
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:07,
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cf soya The demand for soya is fucking things up bad-style man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:12,
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Good job the meat industry has never caused any problems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15,
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KEEN-WAH I think. Fuckin yurt-talk for MASSIVE POOFTER(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:11,
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Never mindI'm sure that after the next 40 long minutes at work with nobody posting on here for the last bit and then an hour commute home there'll be a delicious steak waiting for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22,
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I read it was part of the incan dietYeah with loads of human hearts and that, not on its own, like these grass chewing pricks
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15,
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Yes, that is how the revolting stuff is pronounced. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:25,
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One of the benefits of living in a backwards third world country means we ain't got that nonsense over here yetI don't think we've even got vegetarians yet
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:26,
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One of the disadvantages of living in London means there is far too much of that sort of poncy stuff. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:28,
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Yeah but you also have infinite nice pubs and loads of people and new people and things to doWe have a butter museum
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BUTTER
MUSEUM
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:29,
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To be fair I haven't beenIt could be amazing
The finale might be getting your willy all buttered up and then popping it in and out of a cleavage like a hyperactive saveloy
Doubt it though
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:32,
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I have heard that Cork Gin is nice. Is this correct? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34,
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Not had anyI didn't even know that was a thing
I'll check it out and get back to you, I like gin
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:36,
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I've been told it is sweeter than standard gin & best served with lime. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:39,
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Does anyone want to volenteer to be punched in the throatI need to let off some steam
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34,
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I nominate that cunt who says stuff to other people.You know the twat.
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He's abroad, people smuggling Poles. Wait till he gets back and we'll jump the fucker. Pass it on.SECRET.
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you hold him, I'll smash his teeth in with a half brick.A half brick for a half pint prick.
How apt.
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Whereas a Lego brick would suffice for you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:24,
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Would anyone like to see my new art?www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GHOSTBUSTERS-LIMITED-EDITION-PUG-DOG-CANVAS-PRINT-A2-From-The-Fugly-Pugs-/321124683981?ViewItem=&item=321124683981&nma=true&si=Xn8QsIXjypvlDnyH4HUTs6IHozQ%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:29,
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Damn, does this work?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:33,
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It has great artistic and asphetical merit that one day, should I ever desire to sale, will only increase in value by a magnatude of thousands.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:38,
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You'll see my grandchildren on Antique's Roadshow saying their grandpa put them through collage with this(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:21,
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just so you know, the new york post makes shit up(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:19,
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