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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So i've realised that the only way I can really determine which is the best razor blade
is to have a scientific shave off.

So this morning I shaved half my face with a Derby blade and half with a Shark Super Stainless and the Derby blade felt slightly sharper.

So next time I'm going to compare the Astra blades in the blue box with the Astra blades in the green box and see which I prefer. Then I'm going to compare the winner of that with a regular Shark. and then compare the winner of that with the new "Feather" blades that I've ordered.

I will let you know which one wins in due course.

As you were.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:47, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You need to leave one part of your face unshaven, as a control group.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
That would be my chin and top lip.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Ah yes.
Good work.
As you were.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Something in the middle I think, because you want to be simetrical. Square-off sides just to make sure.
Soul-Patches are a bit gay and a square-beared would look weird, so I guess all thats left is a squared off bit under your nose.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I have a relatively small amount of actual razor experience
But I can certainly recommend the Wilkinson Quattro titanium. It's spectacular.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
No. Just no.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Why not?
It does what it claims to do...y'know...cuts all the hair and leaves your face smooth.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
NO HIGH END SHAVING CHAT

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Don't leave us fucking hanging like this
We need answers now, for fucksake.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Close the internet down. We shall never top this.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Are you going to buy the company of the winning one?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
why don't you try shaving your asscrack and report back on that?
I'm thinking of buying a nose job with my bonus. But I'm scared as I've never had an operation. Hmmm.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Ask Battered for advice he has bought similar things

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Blow Jobs count right?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Swipers, if you do that then that will cement your position as WTN.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
why? has he had a nose job?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I have no idea, but having a completely unnecessary cosmetic procedure purely for vanity reasons would render you WTN.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
if something really upsets you - and mine isn't that bad, I've just always hated it - and affects your confidence
Then I don't think taking steps to change it is necessarily a bad thing. Within reason, obv, not a total facial reconstruction
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Yeah, that's how people with body dysmorphia justify wanting to have a perfectly healthy leg lopped off.
If, as you say, yours isn't that bad, then why the fuck are you even considering it?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
because I've always hated it
And when I found out about my colleague and how happy she is with it now, it made me think
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Couple of things here.
1.Your colleague would probably tell everyone she was happy with it, even if she wasn't, to avoid looking like a gullible prick with more money than sense.

2. (for the 3rd time) if yours isn't so bad, just fucking leave it alone. If the money is burning a hole in your pocket then give it to charity FFS.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Or buy me a new bike.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
General anesthetic is fantastic.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I've only ever had drops in my eyes for LASIK
That was fucking terrifying
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
It's just a fantastic sleep.
With added vomiting when you wake up.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
if I think about the aftermath, esp the swelling and black eyes
I'll never have it done.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Is he one of Kony's lot?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Not you, you silly frenchman

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Alright Streisand

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
A former colleague of mine had one.
Mind you, she had a conk like an aircraft carrier runway beforehand.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
NO.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
This is actually the single most tragic thing you have ever posted.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I disagree
If you dislike something, have the stones to fix it, no?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
No.
Not in this case. It's your nose, I guess.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
fake tits are gross, I agree
But nobody would ever spot a new nose
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
That's not the point. Cosmetic surgery is a sign of low self-esteem.
When it doesn't fix the underlying problem, people start blaming it on another part of their body and get further surgery.

I just don't see it as a solution to a problem, more likely a further symptom. Like I said, it's your nose.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I don't think it's that black and white
Eg I have a colleague who had a nose job. She says it's the best thing she ever did, because her original schnozz was awful, and now she's much more confident.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
If you're pinning your confidence on your looks, you've got something else you need to work on.
You're the first person to have a go at people for being shallow enough to make a decision based on looks.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
if I said, I can't date that guy, he has an awful nose, that would be shallow
To say, I would prefer to have a prettier nose myself is not the same thing, is it? I don't see it!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
But it's as PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
If you dislike your own nose for purely aesthetic reasons, it's incredibly shallow, yes.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Typical excuse used by a Munter

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Did you sneak a Michael Jackson song title in here on purpose?
I do hope so.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Original Schnozz is such a great tune.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
You've already admitted that yours isn't bad.
Your colleagues one was awful. If it genuinely was, then fair enough. But if yours isn't, then stop being a prick.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
That's the thing, it's not a bad nose at all, it suits her face
what she's basically admitting to is massive self confidence issues brought about by her overbearing father who nonced her up like a good un after her mother passed.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
you and rory should so become therapists

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Someone had to
the
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
And additionally, she probably has no real intention of doing it
she just wants a load of internet shut-ins to rally round her saying "but Swipey you're so gawjus, stay just the way you are bbz xxx".
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Ol' Vichy boy here is correct
If you start to actually appreciate yourself more and accept that it is only a magazine image of beauty that is pushed upon the gullible then society would all be happier.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
this would be nice
But it'll never ever happen. I'm taking an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" approach
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Agreeing with Al, online.
And there's some fairly hefty competition.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
oh man :(

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I recommend you don't watch any documentaries on the subject
Watching someone taking a hammer and chisel to the face and then looking like a panda afterwards is not for the squeamish.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah I think you should spend your money on getting your nose smashed and trimmed.
I'm amazed you've lived so long with it as it is.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I am on the edge of my seat.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I watched Django Unchained and liked it a very great deal.
How about THAT, internet?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I have watched most of it at my parents and enjoyed what I saw a lot.
I have a copy at home which I intend to watch at some point once I've finished watching the latest series of Modern Family.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I like some of it....
But they could have done so much more with it



No wonder Spike Lee was ranting
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Spike Lee is a prick.
I thought it was a classic blaxploitationy Western revenge film, and found it very satisfying. Spike Lee would have overcomplicated it and tried to make 'clever' points when the whole point of Quentin T's films is that they're tributes to those great old trashy films of the past.

Face value, guns and revenge: 9/10.

Leonard of Capri was superb in it too, a really jolly good turn from the Capri boy.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Spike Lee is a prick.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Spike Lee is a prick.

Al, however, is a cunt.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Just to clarify
SPIKE LEE IS A PRICK
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
My only criticism is that there really are far too many coons in it.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
So too was Christoph Waltz

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Yup, utterly convincing.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
What about Don Johnson??????

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Good as well.
They were all good. Samuel L's performance was fucking great too.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
"This here Django is a freeman"
"You wants me to treat him like white folk..."

"NO"
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
He ent no CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I liked that film, too*
*/CSB
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Monty in embracing modern popular culture shocker!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
From a retro-loving writer/director though.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
True.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Gold.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Highly Strung.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Chant No.1.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Calm down Tony Hadley.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I too have watched this film and enjoyed it.
It's like some arty film club here, int it?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
*adjust beret*

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I HAVEN'T seen it, but I've thought I'd like to
hth x
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
*writes this down*

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
That's because you're right into 'film' Monty, you old luvvie.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985911
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
It's shit, and anyone who likes it is a prick.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
I wish 'Scotty' would hurry up and 'beam you up'.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Actually I liked it a lot WHEN I SAW IT MONTHS AGO
you're a film failure.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I watched a STOLEN copy of it on my space phone.
I'm so 'high tech'.

You know, like the trainers.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
You watched it on a phone screen?
That's like listening to a song on non gold plated wires :(((((((((
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Actually it was fucking annoying as reflections ruin any scenes set in the dark

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
They don't tell you THAT at the 'Carphones 4 U Warehouse'

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Any civil libertarians out there?
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/06/us-tech-giants-nsa-data

Scary stuff
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I'm more dissapointed by the NSA's lack of powerpoint skills.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
As rocket scientists you think they would get that right

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
But not surprising, really.
It's more the hypocrisy of the so-called "land of the free" that jars.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
US citizens are protected.
This is for us foreign types.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
This is all coming out during Bradley Mannings Trial.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Er, no
The US has always spied on its citizens, that's what the "Department of Homeland Security" does. They have plenty of home-grown terrrists to use as an excuse, e.g. Timothy McVeigh.
Default proceedure seems to be to secretly hoover up everything in case it might be useful. GCHQ does the same over here.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Legally they need a warrant or some such paperwork to query the information on a US citizen.
Ditto in the UK.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Did you not read the story?
They don't need specific warrants because the execuitve order covers every sinlge call made using the Verizon network. It also prevents Verizon from even admitting that such an order exists.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
From the original WP article, it happens, they don't care but it's still illegal.

Analysts who use the system from a Web portal at Fort Meade, Md., key in “selectors,” or search terms, that are designed to produce at least 51 percent confidence in a target’s “foreignness.” That is not a very stringent test. Training materials obtained by The Post instruct new analysts to make quarterly reports of any accidental collection of U.S. content, but add that “it’s nothing to worry about.”


www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/us-intelligence-mining-data-from-nine-us-internet-companies-in-broad-secret-program/2013/06/06/3a0c0da8-cebf-11e2-8845-d970ccb04497_story_2.html
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Windy Pig writes articles?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Did you get confused between the words "executive" and "court"
m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/06/nsa-phone-records-verizon-court-order
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I don't really care.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
...but that's what they want you to do.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
According to the article
the whole purpose of the secret court passing a secret law for secret access to everyone's data is to bypass all that legal stuff as it's too much hassle for them.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
If a court passes a law then it's legal.
Not that courts do that anyway, but if a court interprets a law and then issues a warrant or court order, then that's legal, doesn't matter if it's secret or not. Or do you think child rape convictions aren't legal because the victims names are secret?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
The legality of it isn't the issue, the secrecy of it is.
In the context of politicians telling lies, quelle surprise, obviously.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)


(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I really fucking hate those 'internet' cartoons.
Just in case you were wondering.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

art
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Duly noted

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Monty really fucking hates 'most things'.
Just in case you were wondering.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I really fucjing hate you, that's for sure.
You Birkenstock fucking granola wanker.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
It really would be much, much quicker
to make a note of things that Monty doesn't "really fucking hate"

For reference, it's Jimi Hendrix pre-1971 and decent cognac.

And Bowie, obvs.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
And lies about drugs.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I have to say, I find the post '71 Hendrix recordings to be underwhelming at best.
Even the stuff immediately post September 18th 1970 isn't much cop.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
It's almost as if I was being facetious.
Almost.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Or a massive div.
One or t'other.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I'll grant you I didn't know his date of death
I did however know he was dead by 1971. That was kind of the point of the post.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Free jars, you say? Nice.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Not me, no.
I'm all for authoritarian police states, personally. The public are cunts.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
No, Libertarianism is the worst sort of student politic rubbish.
I bet Al and CQ are fans.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I find that people don't really understand the difference between Liberal and Libertarian.
Much like you have just done.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Yeah FFS Kroney
One is like David Owen, the other one works in a large building, lending out books.

FFS
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
hahaha!!!!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Something to do with borrowing books

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Or is that a LiberMARRian

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I know what Libertarianism is.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I don't think you do if you think that your typical "Student Politic" is a libertarian.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I know precisely what Libertarianism is.
I know exactly what the difference between Liberalism and Libertarianism is. Students often do not because they're usually not very well informed.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
You're doing an excellent job of convincing me here.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Ah well, I'm glad.
Usually your sense of intellectual superiority is far more difficult to penetrate.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah FFS Kroney
One is like Nick Clegg, the other one is Pete Docherty.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
No, you should have stopped after the first one.
You've just tarnished your image.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
It's meant to be 'tarnished'.
I'm going for the 'distressed' look.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah FFS Kroney
One is like Paddy "Pantsdown" Ashdown, the other one reads satirical American comic strips about an office worker
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Dilbert?
Doonesbury?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I think the joke works better with Dilbert
If indeed it works at all.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
b3th lolz

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Yeah FFS Kroney
One is like Charles Kennedy, the other is like Charles Taylor.

FFS
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
This is the least funny, yet most witty, of my replies.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
ARGH!
Today is officially shite

So far:
3 keys fell off my keyboard
Mouse batteries ran out
Monitor stopped working
Dual displays switched and wouldnt switch back

AND I@VE HAD NO FUCKING COFFEE,.,...
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
you should phone IT

this is only really a joke if you are IT, otherwise I dunno
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Bastard now I have "three wheels on my wagon" as an earworm

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
How the actual fuck do keys fall off your keyboard?
Even if mine detached, gravity keeps them in place. are you typing upside down again?
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
It fell off my desk

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Yeah', but when your fingers are covered in BBQ sauce, it lifts them up.
Donno what kind of sicko would eat BBQ Sauce before 12 though.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
ok in order
Replace the keyboard
Buy some batteries
turn monitor to ON
use the extra special secret IT only setting to switch them back. You access it by running a DOS programme
Get some coffee



Fucken think northerners its like they need instruction to remedy their lives
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
what about beard trimmer chat,
I find trimming is easier because I'm lazy and people don't notice long to short as much as long to smooth
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I use scissors to trim my beard and tache
This is why I look like such an idiot.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
It's true, he does look like an idiot.
I was once stopped by a stranger as I was standing near Monty and the stranger said to me "Excuse me, is that guy over there an idiot?" and he pointed right at Monty.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
^ he's right, you know!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
To be fair you were reading the latest edition of IDIOTS MONTHLY at the time.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Upside down

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Boy you turn me

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
That is just silly.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
It'll never catch on.
I mean, what next? Trimming normal head hair with scissors? I don't think so!
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Not while this product is on the market it won't
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OyXJEhxOsv0#t=265s
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I bought one of these
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/4436405.htm

It did not end well
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
+ anal

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I agree. But mines more laziness based.
Shaving was too much effort so I got a beard trimmer.
Now the weekly trim is becoming tiresome.

Times are hard.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Switch to a fortnightly trim.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I just use the thing I shave my head with on my facial hair.
Everything is one uniform length then.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Are you then going to use the winning blade to slash your wrists?
I can see no other reason for telling us about this.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Hey don't be harsh, he's never mentioned anything about shaving before

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I've certainly never heard him mention it.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I saw Django Unchained last night.
I thought it was the most unremitting pile of shit it has ever been my sad misfortune to sit through. Utter cobblers.

It made me want get rhinoplasty.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Spike Lee is a Prick

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I didn't know Greggs made them that big?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Bebbeh!

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I watched it the other night.
It's very rare that mr b3th will sit through an entire film without getting bored, but he absolutely loved it.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
wonder if there's a correlation between senility and enjoyment of that film.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Has he already died?

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Not that I've noticed.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)
My grandad was sitting in his chair dead for hours before anyone noticed.
He'd looked that way for years.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Well, mr b3th is moving and muttering to himself
so I'm guessing he's not quite dead yet.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Zombielolz

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Typical Libertarian.
You and Al should have a student politics party.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
We should talk about something else in a new thread.

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I'm going to the Waterline pub in 54 mins

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I feel like we might need to stage an intervention here.
You seem to spend more time in the pub than battered.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I've not been to any pub for a month

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
But today I will make up for it

(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)
He has to return to the pub now.
Since he knocked down his shed, he has nowhere else to go.
(, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

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