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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eff that yoI am super-excited about this weekend. What are *you* excited about?
Alt: Let's have some NIGEL FARAGE CHAT
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Farage is a left wing poof. Griffin is da man.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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One in the eye for the anti-Europe brigade(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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are you kicking out some darkies this weekend?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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Is that when Monty's stepping ends?I have my first free weekend in ages this weekend, I intend doing as little as possible.
alt: Not my favourite boxer, soz.
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Why was Monty* stepped then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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Ringofyre (misery mcuglywife) went abloobloobloobloobloo to the modsafter "trolling the trolls" rather than STFU
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do we know this for a fact?he whines a lot, but he doesn't actually seem like the type to gaz a mod; more the type to think that he is fanning the flames. i think it's perhaps more likely that a mod saw it, and thought, this is polluting our beautiful site, "chimp out".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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I'm pretty sure it was Ringo being a cunt. He's gone running to the mods before. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Doubly so, given that he was bleating about Rory saying horrid things whilst gazzing BD to tell him that he wished the BD's wife was in a road accident.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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And frankly, given that Rory's MO is that well known, anyone taking him seriously should have their internet disconnected.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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And rory at the same time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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I suspect Rory's gleeful trumpeting of Rob's divorce may have been a factor there...(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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I was excited about YMsBut the reality was quite disappointing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Yesterday I had our staff conferenceLast years had the "fun" activity of being in a circus. I kid you not. Seeing our CTO dressed up as a lion really made my day (!). They actually expected me to dress up like
Yesterday's HAPPYFUNTIME activity was fucking samba drumming, for which I managed to escape to the support room. Not before I had given a fucking neck massage to our scariest account manager. She has bigger balls than me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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Oh my God.I would fucking resign rather than endure that shit.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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I was VERY close yesterdayForced entertainment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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Oh my dear boy, I'm so sorryThat sounds frightful.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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I appreciate your support at this difficult time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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company summer ball on Friday night, second birthday party on Saturday, Lord's on Sunday!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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^ Craig David ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Something something Smeg(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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When you get to my age, I'm rarely excited about anything.I'm particularly not excited about being back to work after having a fortnight off.
Alt: I don't like Farage. Forrin sounding name, innit?
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It's French for 'farage', apparentlyWhich is pretty suspicious
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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first personal training session on sunday and my squash racquets SHOULD turn up todayotherwise why the blithering fuck did i pay them extra for "super fast" deliver
alt: no thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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Mark the day in your diaries folks.Lokers has just made an actual, non-hamfisted zing.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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Loan approved, builder coming round at 11We actually might get this extension built after all.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAYAlso, I once told that Nigel Farage to fuck off out of my country, and the following day he did.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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It's mine tomorrow*birthday fives*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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Hello, Definitely-LustyI'm going to St Ives a week Saturday. Well looking forward to that. OG was most impressed with Harter's hotel recommendation, which naturally I claimed full credit for.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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You take all the glory You really will enjoy that hotel, just behind the hotel is a coastal path that takes you over the railway and into St. Ives it's a really nice walk and a lot less stressful than trying to drive and get parking.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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For the first time in ages I'm doing absolutely nothing except a house party in Herne Hill on Sat.
A whole weekend of sweating in my pants eating watermelon and tinkering with my bikes.
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this request is distressingly close to the description of him sweating in his pants(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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Don't worry, they're lovely pants.Plus it's only the fact my house is so energy efficient that it's so hot.
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i wasn't worried about youi was worried about monty.
and lusty.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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I have my kid all weekend Fri night - Mon morning.We're going camping Sat night in Epping Forest.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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Went out with a girl that lived in Herne Hill. Once. Didn't see each other again.Troo story.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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Yeah but I came into work.The only benefit is the air conditioning. Otherwise I'm feeling like shit, still.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Just some shitty virus or other. Nothing world ending.It just knocked me for six, for some reason.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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Probably something to do with a 4am bedtime on the Friday and a 2am finish on the Saturday.(
Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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i had the samein fact i had a 3am bedtime on the sat because SOMEHOW the stupid fob for the stupid electric gates at my flat had got itself lost, and i was locked out. i was dithering around on the street for ages, not wanting to wake the poor porter. eventually 2 of my neighbours appeared (never seen them before, AND they were hot) like two fob-bearing angels of mercy, and happened to be going into my block. wooooo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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You should have just climbed overor else what's all the gymming for?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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you've seen those gates, dudei didn't want to have a second arsehole ripped open by a giant metal spike
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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I got off the Overground at Bank and then walked to Tottenham Court Roadbecause that's where the only night bus that I could remember left from. Of course there's another night bus that goes straight past my flat and that leaves from London Bridge. Which is right next to Bank.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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directions and travel are not your strongest point(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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They really aren't.I once managed to do a complete circuit around Centrepointe whilst completely convinced I was going in a straight line.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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^ Nakers ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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Looking forward to the third testTickets sourced!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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First two were inconclusive, right?I do hope you get the all-clear. It's the waiting that gets to you eh? Try to keep your spirits up hun.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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I can't get too excited about the weekend - I'm on anti-biotics, so I can't drink.Therefore I can't have fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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I'm going for another run tomorrow night then drinking heavily on Saturday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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Yeah - that's what I've been doing for a while.I'd become a skinny guy with a pot belly, so I've swapped out chips for salads, and started running a couple of miles each morning, and now all the laydeez want to get with me, you know what I'm saying?
It also means I can generally drink what I like, but this week - oh how I miss booze.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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The 'no alcohol with antibiotics' is a bit of a myth...... depending on which antibiotics you're on.
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Yeah - the ones I'm on are just dealt with by the liver, so it's more just because I don't want to flush them out, really.But I'm using it as an excuse to try and discipline myself a bit too. In a sexy way (obv)
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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I am going to a "family festival" with a load of cover bands. In Reading.
Alt: He's married to a German! FFS. What next? Dogs having sex with cats? Sheep humping pigs (who hasn't done that eh, lads)?
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I saw some weird advert last night about a cat being a dog Fuck knows what they were advertising
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/festival-with-kids-to-be-worst-experience-imaginable-2012062732111
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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That's spot on. Last year at the same event some trendy parents had left/put their baby in a wheel barrow and covered it up. I sat in the wheelbarrow much to the baby's dissatisfaction.
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Was the baby buried or cremated afterwards?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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It was OK luckily. Not a great idea having kids around that many drunk people.
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I've been amusing myself reading the comments left on articles on the Express's website.I swear its all the work of the bloke who does the 'from the messageboards' section of Private Eye.
Example: 'This will lose the respect of the vast majority of Normal men and women for all things Homosexual --The Prime minister is so badly flawed with his perception of right and wrong --that we must jettison the conservative party and the effete liberal group of fools as soon as possible !---Oh and Marxist socialist Guardianista's are way past redemption in the eye's of the general public !' - Dave77
Linky for refs - www.express.co.uk/news/uk/415288/Gay-marriage-moves-step-towards-becoming-law-after-bill-clears-Parliament
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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There seems to be an unhealthy pre occupation with homosexuality in government. These so called gays have come screeching out of the woodwork since sodomy was made legal.If these noisy deviants kept quiet and didnt act "gay",then no one would know about them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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GS Smith.....http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/415010/Gay-marriage-to-become-legal-within-days-after-Lords-drop-opposition..
'If UKIP are squeaky clean in this matter of sexual morality, they will gain 90% of the vote in 2015.
The party has two years in which to eliminate any shirt-lifters who may have infiltrated the ranks with the intention of subverting it and undermining the moral strength of the party. I hope Nigel Farage is prepared to do what the Catholic Church has done and order a total ban on any gays from becoming members. A fifth column is the one thing that the party must avoid.'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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'The Law can be changed; but the perception of homosexuality, even for gays, cannot be reconciled with that of a marriage between a man and a woman. There is an underlying resentment and anger for gays that they have been born into the wrong gender; and nothing will mitigate this. Unfortunately they are being exploited by the so-called political elite in a wicked social engineering move to destroy cherished, traditional values and norms. There is a supreme consciousness that transcends the infinitesimal intellects of men, who has inspired our traditional laws; and now we have a breed of iconoclasts who foolishly think they can change reality. By calling something which is nothing less than the prostitution of sex will not make it respectable. Ironically, in the nineteenth century; the slang word for a prostitute was "gay."
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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Read that as 'traditional values and noms'What has pulled chorizo got to do with anything?
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Tina Turner's comebacZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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As I said above, I strongly suspect that it's the bloke from Private Eye who writes the 'from the messageboards' section.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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the problem with b3ta is that you smell trolls everywhereand forget that sometimes, some people are serious
and fucking dumb
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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And this is why I'm not allowed near machine guns any more.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bon+jovi/army+of+one_21055383.html
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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Fucking hell"squeaky clean in matters of sexual morality" yeah good luck with that one!
Why is it all right-wing politicos want to drag us bavk to the 1950s? Oh, because they can continue their cosseted, priviledged existence while trampling on the proles, no doubt.
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Rosy-tinted glasses, innit.All the same shit went on in the Fifties, just without the benefit of modern medicine. Nice, neat haircuts, though.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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and shiney shoes, don't forget the shiney shoes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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and gorgeous cardigransknitted from finest cow dung and horse hair.
by blind retards.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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Haha, "So called gays"Well, they don't look that happy. Why would they call themselves happy when they're always upset about their rights? They've stollen the word Gay from our vacabulary, and THAT, my friend, is unforgivable.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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BrilliantI love these people that say things like "It's going to cause more problems down the line!". Like what?
And "Why should gays get more rights than the rest of us?" Erm...they don't, do they? Isn't that the point?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-30-second-guide-to-how-gay-marriage-ruling-affects-you/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Gays do have more rights.I'm a straight bloke and I can't get a man to marry me.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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what a cuntthere's no such thing as a "normal" man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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pffftshow them something pointless, like a football, a rusty old car or a gaming console, and they cream their y-fronts.
that is NOT NORMAL.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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Unless one is a man.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:36,
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Bitches be crazy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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This is why she'll die alone, with her face being gnawed on by her cats.(
Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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That sounds hot.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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Oh right, sorry. I meant "normal men" by the standards of the average man.Which is what the normal woman expects of a man, really. Obviously, if you're not a normal woman, then your opinions are going to be skewed off-kilter.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:36,
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would you rather have a beautiful pair of louboutins, with shiny red heelsor a knackered old 1950's rustbucket with a giant steering wheel and whitewall tyres?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:37,
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What the fuck would I do with a pair of louboutins?I want the car. Because I'm NORMAL.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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put them on ebay and make £500?give them to OG and ensure blowies for a month?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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og doesn't wear heels.And £500 for a pair of shoes? I don't take advantage of morons and you'd have to be one to buy them.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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Neither!A modern car does me fine! No interest in football or console gaming either.
I am the perfect man - apart from the age, fatness, baldness etc.
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whereas you females idea of normal is "reality TV", soaps and fawning over z-list "celebrities" that you'll never meet as a substitute for real friends.stereotype is as stereotype does
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urgh noi cannot bear "reality tv". i have never seen the apprentice, or big brother, or any of that shite. it's lazy lazy tv for lazy lazy people.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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I had a rather upsetting chat with a family member about the gay marriage stuff a few weeks ago.They're a normally very intelligent, very well-informed person, albeit wrong of opinion most of the time.
They used the terms "diseased" and "hobby".
It was at a family gathering, and I had to walk away from it or it would have proper kicked off.
I was genuinely quite upset by their outlook and ignorance.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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sounds like they should have used the words "denial" and "i'm firmly" and "in it"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:38,
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That is very much where it was going to head (as it were).Indeed, the subsequent gossip surrounding the fallout has already.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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Nothing drives them to apoplexy fasterthan countering their every argument with a sympathetic look, pat on the shoulder and saying "it's okay to acknowledge the feelings you're having for other men, you're amongst friends here, we won't judge you."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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you know imma say this to you all night at the next bash, right?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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hahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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I would expect no less(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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I ended up in quite an argument with my girlfriend over itShe's for it, but wanted to see a logical and intelligent reason to oppose it, as she didn't want to think her dearly departed grandfather was a massive bigot.
Turns out, he was simply a massive bigot.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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THing is - in true fence-sitting style - we've got some lezza mates who are massively anti-religion (Misogynistic Brainwashing Bullshit).They've been waiting until the bill passed, so that they can get married in a church.
Which also pisses me off.
Shit I appear to be serious internetting - my apologies. If it's any consolation I did a MASSIVE fart yesterday.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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Aye, I know the feelingI too farted yesterday, although it was disappointingly quiet, after all the build up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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Especially when you draw your other half's attention to it.I like to clap in time, and a squeak is rubbish:
"Clap, clap, clappity clap pfft" is tantamount to telling them you're impotent.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:02,
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Mine is still annoyed at me after she was cuddling up to me during an emotional part of a film, and I let loose an afternoon-ale-session-driven fartFuck me, it reeked.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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I honestly don't understand all this.We were at a wedding (oop nurth, it must be said) at which during the ribaldry and B4NT3R it became clear that pretty much everyone except me and Monty (cough) regularly broke wind in front of their partners - or in each other's faces etc. I just don't get it. Why on earth would you do that?
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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you save the windy love for stunned, right?i'd NEVER do that. urgh.
some blokes do, some don't. greggshat never did, but he would text me from the pub toilets to say, "just having an unexpected shit, swipe."
RANK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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Again, why?I am at a loss. You want to preserve some level of attraction to each other, surely?
Taking a power-dump with the door open and then talking about it is just not my idea of sexy. Call me weird.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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People fart.When you're in a relationship, you might as well enjoy doing so.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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My guts were screaming, I'd been holding it in for a bitDidn't realise it was going to smell so bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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One excuses oneself to the bathroom farts with the fan on, returns. Everybody politely ignores the incident.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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I'm off to Gloucester for a birthday party on Saturday - *glees*Nigel Farage is a politician, therefore he is a cunt. Trufax
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Watch out for puddles(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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My new shed (7'x5' pent) is being delivered tomorrow.Looking forward to assembling and painting (Cuprinol Seagrass)
Not sure of the protocol here, is true stuff allowed?
Edit: Ringo's a cunt. See post below.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:22,
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Hey hey it's Ed true stuff is allowed as long as you call Ringo a cunt in the same post
Edit: \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Yes but I always wanted to be Lord Flasheart(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:32,
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let's cut to the chase, old beanhave you or have you not ever operated on someone's hand?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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Nowhere near big enough. I use a table.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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Shit, I ordered the model without the step.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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you also seem to have ordered a miniture version(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Spinal Tap - the retirement years.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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You're a good poster, edjogs, you should post on here more oftenStop wasting your time on QOTW
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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^ This ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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This is the first time on this site that I'veever been worried. Got me you pair of bastards!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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First weekend of AugustGoing to the Steven Gerrard testimonial, seeing family, then a day at the beach with friends the next day.
Should be fucking excellent.
Alt: I liked the part where he nearly died.
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