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People that wear transition lenses in their glasses are inevitably creepy and a bit weird, discuss.alt: Should men be allowed to wear shorts to the office?
alyalt: if you had to touch me, where would you touch me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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I have 20/20 vision*Alt: Yes if the want to look like a shit 90's new jack swing band
alyalt: round the ear with my fist
*especially good for watching one day cricket
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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alt: yes of course, which is why I am wearing some now.If you don't have a meeting in which you wish to impress someone then who gives a shit?
Altalt: Derbyshire
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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Yes, which is why I bought themalt: unless you do face-to-face contact with customers, yes.
altalt: In the face, with a paving slab.
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Alt: I'm barefoot in the office today(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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Yes it's a Pic of her Foofoo tacken by Nakers last night(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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I see you are getting the Sunderland accent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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wi aye(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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I have separate sunglasses.Transitions aren't any good at all according to every single person I know that owns a pair.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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They go dark very quicklyhowever they go light a lot more slowly, so if you go into a dark building on a sunny day it's well dark for a couple of minutes or so.
The only thing that I don't really like is that they don't work in the car as the glass blocks the UV rays that make them work.
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Nothing at all creepy about this guyaudreyandkate.blogspot.co.uk/2008/01/transition-lenses-being-creepy-is.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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Wasn't there a post on QOTW about them for interviewing,I'm kinda thinking it was Albert Marshmellow in the hacking post???
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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I only wear reading glassesso I don't have transitions.....However, I am creepy and a little bit weird so maybe I should get some?
Alt: No. If I can't wear them, nobody can.
altalt: Right in the trigeminal nerve with an icepick.
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My mate Debi wears them. She isn't creepy. She is a bit weird though but not in a bad sense.It is funny when she goes from sunshine indoors at a fast pace and is temporarily blind.
Alt. I've worse shorts to work all week so fuck you!
Alt.Alt. That depends on how fit you are.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Imagine a ruddy-cheeked Ben Fogle. Popped collar, Hackett polo, boating shoes, mustard cords.(
wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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After a slight redress and some skin toners that could be a go!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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dribbling and cackling.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:35,
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I'd probably have to settle for weekly, I'm a busy man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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How can you tell who has the worse shorts?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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I'd smash your hands with a baseball bat so you can't type. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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I'm wearing light shorts right nowI'll have to be a little more thorough with the shake off or I might be walking around with a wet penny in my pocket
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:33,
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Yes they are. My mate looks like a right paedo on his work pass.Alt: yes - I am wearing shorts as I type.
Alyalt: I'd touch you in the face.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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All sunglasses are bent. What's wrong with you? It's just some bright light. alt: Nope. Nor short sleeved shirts or button down collars or brown shoes or suit trousers with turn ups. You'll be wanting to wear a string vest and trainers next.
altalt: POW, right in the kisser.
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It's Barryfromeastenders that has given you your rancorous dislike to sunglasses isn't it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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Alt: I should be able to get away with it...I sit at a desk. Still, they don't like itAltalt: Silky tip, every time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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TelecommunicationsAnd I have virtually no customer/client face-to-face meetings.
When I work from home I'm practically naked.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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hahab3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998513
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:54,
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Surprising if no one can see you. I can't really see what the problem is. If it was generally allowed we'd all look like this
jerseygirlonstrike.wordpress.com/tag/shorts-suit/
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I know, I don't think it's a big deal eitherThere are some very petty minded people here that just like getting people into trouble.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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I can confirm this, as mr b3th is very fond of his transitions lenses.Alt: yeah, why not? As long as everyone is allowed to mock them for it.
AltAlt: not *there*, you filthy little pervert.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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People with spaccy eyes should be left on an island for the myopicAlt.. No because I cant
alt alt... where it smells. (Scunthorpe)
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Altalt: I'd like to touch your heart, big guyto that end I have assembled a stock of surgical tools and a hammer drill.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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Oh, happy birthday, you.Do I still have to say that on facebook too, so no-one thinks I'm a cunt?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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Hey look it's B3ffy BooWhat time does Rory's naughty stepping end?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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So you can see that he's on the step but not for how long?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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They reach their limit long before they could be considered 'super', or indeed 'powers'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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Yep!I have to get more happy birthdays than other people, otherwise I'm a loser.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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Don't forget to bump up your count towards the end of the day by posting a thank you for all the birthday greetings.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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^ NEEDY ^OK then Happy Birthday Lighty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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Better out than in, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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IT workers is there nothing they wont try to hack(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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have you been whinging like this in real life too?you'll be single again in no time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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I don't see the problem with the ones that flip down to make sunglasses, way cooler.alt: No. If I wanted to see cunts with their hairy legs out I'd just visit YM
alyalt: in the eye after chopping chillies
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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What's with all the hating for shorts?Are we talking normal sport shorts/ fashionable chino's, or horrid pant shorts that public school pricks wear?
It's hot oot.
Im even wearing a vest. (Not string)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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I am wearing hot pink cycling shorts, paired with a bumbag with African detailing.With a faint but definitely visible mustard-coloured stain in the bumhole area.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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I'm sensing bullshit here...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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I think it's more likely his own(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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I FUCKING AM ACTUALLYAnd a 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and neon Bros sweatbands.
And deelyboppers.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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And ridiculous trainers with separated toes.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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Nah, not even Monty would wear anything that bent(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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He would you know.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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steady onlets not stray into the absurd, here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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His camel toe is already on show(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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Wow choosing an outfit like that takes some Motivation Mr(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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This is a most disturbing mental image(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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Yeah, yeah nothing to see here keep on moving please(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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I love the fact that all these posts will be under Lusty's name(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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I think only Monty and I will be old enough to get that reference.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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we're just impressed that you are standing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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Did you see the pics of Mutt or whatever she's called out of the Sugarbabes?ARGH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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they are utterly rankbut in their defence, better than clip-ons
alt: very very few men look good in shorts. if your legs are chicken skinny, or chunky but not muscular, or pasty and/or weirdly hairy, sweat in your jeans and don't torture the rest of us. if you have good legs, then wear them wherever you like, and be proud.
altalt: alright gary.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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you could be one of the rare exceptionsi don't know, i've never seen your legs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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well some hair is oksmoothy smooth legs would freak me out on a man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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For some reason I have really muscled calvesMust be the cow in me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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www.aact.org.au/images/Dairy/dairy_legs.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020902
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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you want to touch me on the gary?pervert
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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She's the leader with Lurpak(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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If only women would employ the same rules over skirts and dresses.(
Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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i knowyou see a lot of horrific sights this time of year. people tend to forget the basic principle:
just because you can fit into it, doesn't mean you should.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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I said that only last night to YM(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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if you've been buried for more than 5 yearsi think it's a safe bet you'd fit into most items of clothing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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I can't claim credit for it reallyFrankie Boyle did it on Mock the Week, referring to "if John Prescott wore a string vest"
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I have a very shapely ankleHence I look great in shorts, I do however have very pale legs with a weird bald calf hairy shin combo... What should I do?
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alt: I look good in shorts due to the vast amount of sports I have playedHowever I wouldn't dream of wearing shorts to work. I have shoes trousers a crisp white shirt (long sleeved) and a tie, admittedly the air conditioning helps me to maintain the professional look
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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RIGHT THAT'S FUCKING WAR.....WAR I TELL YOUNever have I been so insulted
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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*Taps white cane*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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Buttock-level cutoff denims, like some kind of massive homosexual.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:45,
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I'd like to think I've caused at least one user to without thinking sign their name on the screen in biro.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:47,
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*searchers inside myself* (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:50,
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