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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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People that wear transition lenses in their glasses are inevitably creepy and a bit weird, discuss.
alt: Should men be allowed to wear shorts to the office?

alyalt: if you had to touch me, where would you touch me?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:14, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have 20/20 vision*
Alt: Yes if the want to look like a shit 90's new jack swing band

alyalt: round the ear with my fist

*especially good for watching one day cricket
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)
to you
20/20 chuckle
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)
alt: yes of course, which is why I am wearing some now.
If you don't have a meeting in which you wish to impress someone then who gives a shit?

Altalt: Derbyshire
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Yes, which is why I bought them
alt: unless you do face-to-face contact with customers, yes.

altalt: In the face, with a paving slab.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Alt: I'm barefoot in the office today

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)
^ ^

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)
mum?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Yes it's a Pic of her Foofoo tacken by Nakers last night

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I see you are getting the Sunderland accent

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
wi aye

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I have separate sunglasses.
Transitions aren't any good at all according to every single person I know that owns a pair.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)
They go dark very quickly
however they go light a lot more slowly, so if you go into a dark building on a sunny day it's well dark for a couple of minutes or so.

The only thing that I don't really like is that they don't work in the car as the glass blocks the UV rays that make them work.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Nothing at all creepy about this guy
audreyandkate.blogspot.co.uk/2008/01/transition-lenses-being-creepy-is.html
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Wasn't there a post on QOTW about them for interviewing,
I'm kinda thinking it was Albert Marshmellow in the hacking post???
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I only wear reading glassesso I don't have transitions...
..However, I am creepy and a little bit weird so maybe I should get some?
Alt: No. If I can't wear them, nobody can.
altalt: Right in the trigeminal nerve with an icepick.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)
My mate Debi wears them. She isn't creepy. She is a bit weird though but not in a bad sense.
It is funny when she goes from sunshine indoors at a fast pace and is temporarily blind.

Alt. I've worse shorts to work all week so fuck you!

Alt.Alt. That depends on how fit you are.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Well fit innit

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Imagine a ruddy-cheeked Ben Fogle. Popped collar, Hackett polo, boating shoes, mustard cords.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
After a slight redress and some skin toners that could be a go!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I'm really not that horrendously gay!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Tell it to the judge, chutters.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)
+ in a Joey deacon wheelchair

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)
dribbling and cackling.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Don't you just hate this guy?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Keira Knightly?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'd probably have to settle for weekly, I'm a busy man.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Yes, hand on heart, I hate his fucking guts.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)
How can you tell who has the worse shorts?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I'd smash your hands with a baseball bat so you can't type.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Like he can type now.....

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Socks and sandals are worse.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I'm wearing light shorts right now
I'll have to be a little more thorough with the shake off or I might be walking around with a wet penny in my pocket
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)
officelol for "wet penny"

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Yes they are. My mate looks like a right paedo on his work pass.
Alt: yes - I am wearing shorts as I type.

Alyalt: I'd touch you in the face.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)
All sunglasses are bent. What's wrong with you? It's just some bright light.
alt: Nope. Nor short sleeved shirts or button down collars or brown shoes or suit trousers with turn ups. You'll be wanting to wear a string vest and trainers next.

altalt: POW, right in the kisser.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)
It's Barryfromeastenders that has given you your rancorous dislike to sunglasses isn't it?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Precisely why I got rid of mine

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Alt: I should be able to get away with it...I sit at a desk. Still, they don't like it
Altalt: Silky tip, every time.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)
What sort of company do you work for?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Telecommunications
And I have virtually no customer/client face-to-face meetings.

When I work from home I'm practically naked.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Bokes

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'll have you know, I look INCREDIBLE naked

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)
haha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998513
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)
:D

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Surprising if no one can see you. I can't really see what the problem is.
If it was generally allowed we'd all look like this


jerseygirlonstrike.wordpress.com/tag/shorts-suit/
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I know, I don't think it's a big deal either
There are some very petty minded people here that just like getting people into trouble.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)
i wear them.
my girlfriend calls them peadovision :((
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Kiddistare™

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I rest my case

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I can confirm this, as mr b3th is very fond of his transitions lenses.
Alt: yeah, why not? As long as everyone is allowed to mock them for it.

AltAlt: not *there*, you filthy little pervert.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)
People with spaccy eyes should be left on an island for the myopic
Alt.. No because I cant

alt alt... where it smells. (Scunthorpe)
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Altalt: I'd like to touch your heart, big guy
to that end I have assembled a stock of surgical tools and a hammer drill.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Oh, happy birthday, you.
Do I still have to say that on facebook too, so no-one thinks I'm a cunt?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Hey look it's B3ffy Boo
What time does Rory's naughty stepping end?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Dunno.
Soz.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)
So you can see that he's on the step but not for how long?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Yup.
My super powers are not limitless.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)
They reach their limit long before they could be considered 'super', or indeed 'powers'

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Sadly, this is true,

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Yep!
I have to get more happy birthdays than other people, otherwise I'm a loser.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Don't forget to bump up your count towards the end of the day by posting a thank you for all the birthday greetings.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
^ NEEDY ^
OK then Happy Birthday Lighty
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)
altalt:
Your face, you chest then your penis.
with my boot
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm hacking up thick, bright green mucus :(

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Better out than in, eh

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'm riding YM like a lipizzaner stallion.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)
IT workers is there nothing they wont try to hack

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Frogs legs innit

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
*slow hand clap*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)
have you been whinging like this in real life too?
you'll be single again in no time
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Yes I have and I have been nursemaided.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I don't see the problem with the ones that flip down to make sunglasses, way cooler.
alt: No. If I wanted to see cunts with their hairy legs out I'd just visit YM

alyalt: in the eye after chopping chillies
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)
What's with all the hating for shorts?
Are we talking normal sport shorts/ fashionable chino's, or horrid pant shorts that public school pricks wear?

It's hot oot.

Im even wearing a vest. (Not string)
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I am wearing hot pink cycling shorts, paired with a bumbag with African detailing.
With a faint but definitely visible mustard-coloured stain in the bumhole area.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I'm sensing bullshit here...

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I think it's more likely his own

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)
nice

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I FUCKING AM ACTUALLY
And a 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and neon Bros sweatbands.

And deelyboppers.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)
And ridiculous trainers with separated toes.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Nah, not even Monty would wear anything that bent

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
He would you know.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I FUCKING WOULD ACTUALLY

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
steady on
lets not stray into the absurd, here.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
His camel toe is already on show

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Wow choosing an outfit like that takes some Motivation Mr

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This is a most disturbing mental image

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

disturbing bongle inducing
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Well that too

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Soul 2 Soul styleeeeeeeee

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yeah, yeah nothing to see here keep on moving please

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
dont stop
Like the hands of time
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I love the fact that all these posts will be under Lusty's name

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
hahaha me too
Come on gang, popular page this shit
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
no chnace, AA owns the popular page

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
We like short shorts

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
and you can not lie

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I think only Monty and I will be old enough to get that reference.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
it's pretty famous song/chant

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)
we're just impressed that you are standing

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Well played

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Did you see the pics of Mutt or whatever she's called out of the Sugarbabes?
ARGH!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)
they are utterly rank
but in their defence, better than clip-ons

alt: very very few men look good in shorts. if your legs are chicken skinny, or chunky but not muscular, or pasty and/or weirdly hairy, sweat in your jeans and don't torture the rest of us. if you have good legs, then wear them wherever you like, and be proud.

altalt: alright gary.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I have good legs

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
4 of 'em

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
you could be one of the rare exceptions
i don't know, i've never seen your legs
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
They are hairy, mind

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
well some hair is ok
smoothy smooth legs would freak me out on a man
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
For some reason I have really muscled calves
Must be the cow in me
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
We're leg twins! :D

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
*high fives*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

www.aact.org.au/images/Dairy/dairy_legs.jpg
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020902
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
you want to touch me on the gary?
pervert
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
She's the leader with Lurpak

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
If only women would employ the same rules over skirts and dresses.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
i know
you see a lot of horrific sights this time of year. people tend to forget the basic principle:

just because you can fit into it, doesn't mean you should.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I said that only last night to YM

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
if you've been buried for more than 5 years
i think it's a safe bet you'd fit into most items of clothing
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
and arms, I hate old flabby arms

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
: (

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
+muffin tops

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Some of them look like a bunch of sausages

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
hahahahaha!
Likin' dis
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I can't claim credit for it really
Frankie Boyle did it on Mock the Week, referring to "if John Prescott wore a string vest"
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)
alt: thanks, I will

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I have a very shapely ankle
Hence I look great in shorts, I do however have very pale legs with a weird bald calf hairy shin combo... What should I do?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
delete your account and...

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)
shave your palms

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I have great legs too

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)
alt: I look good in shorts due to the vast amount of sports I have played
However I wouldn't dream of wearing shorts to work. I have shoes trousers a crisp white shirt (long sleeved) and a tie, admittedly the air conditioning helps me to maintain the professional look
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Alright dozer

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)
RIGHT THAT'S FUCKING WAR.....WAR I TELL YOU
Never have I been so insulted
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Does this mean you are now Double D
hubba hubba
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
*Taps white cane*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
The turntable slave?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)
+ size 192 shoes

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Buttock-level cutoff denims, like some kind of massive homosexual.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Excellent sig

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I'd like to think I've caused at least one user to without thinking sign their name on the screen in biro.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
351/9

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I'm hoping they can hold on for 400

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Or if not
then a Hero till the morning light
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
*searchers inside myself*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
That will give you
Needles and Pins
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

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