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Things I'm Looking Forward To Thread
Movie: X Man: Days Of Future Past
Book: The Magician's Land by Lev Grossman
Music: Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip's new album.
Telly: RIPD - www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07xNrVd7DU

What 'bout you?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:44, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No, none of those things.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Nahhhhhhhhhh, no thanks

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)
A needle

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I'm gonna see the worlds end later
other than that the only thing I'm looking forward to is your mum really
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)
It's really overrated you can ask anyone

And so is the film
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Ploughing Monty's Mum.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
+s

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Monty's smum?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
no the other one

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Smonty's mum

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Monty has two mum's on account of his biological one being a filthy rug muncher.
He's living his very own 1990's American sitcom, only the other way round.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)

two seven + and his dad remarrying every five years
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
playa

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Starting work again.
That's about it, really. *looks wistfully at last payslip*
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
My eventual and inevitable suicide, and the steady decline towards it through alcoholism.
Oh, and seeing some mates tomorrow.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
That sounds a bit DARK Vadge

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I quite like a dark vadge

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)

a dark to finally be able to touch a


+without having to pay for it
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Hahahaha ... and the prize for the most tenuous and convoluted strike-through goes to ...

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
^ Upset ^

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'M BLOODY NOT, ALRIGHT?!
I'M NOT UPSET YOU BULLY!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I just went outside for a cig
and I seem to have acquired an extra 18 yards of scrotum.

So I am looking forward to cooling down
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Maybe you could you it to scare away predators
a bit like a Frill-necked lizard
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I am using it like a venus fly trap
Strikethrough V + P
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I went for a walk into town
And it is so hot, I can't even finish this sen
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I'm very much looking forward to my album launch tomorrow night
I probably haven't mentioned it before
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
If only you'd said something earlier
we could all have come along to support you.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
It's not in London.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I would have travelled anywhere to launch the long awaited and much vaunted album.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Beachy Head would a good place from which to launch it.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
They turned us down :(

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
..something about littering.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Should have told them it was an attempt on the world frisbee record.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
It that something to do with throwing Alan off the top....
if so count me in
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I thought you lot didn't like leaving the capital?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Alright, pricks?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
HI LUSTY!!!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Hi Da - hang on....
*looks down at self*

Well I just had the weirdest dream!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I had a really weird dream last night.
I was in some shopping centre where you had to take your shoes off, and then when I went to leave I couldn't find them again.

I blame a lack of alcohol last night.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Were you on the "stinking bishop" before bo-bo time?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Nope.
I've no idea where my mind dredged that one up from.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
jesus christ that sounds like a truly terrible euphemism

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
And blasphemy to boot

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
was it a muzza shopping centre?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I have no recollection, only that I couldn't find my footwear
and thinking "but I have to drive home, it will be terribly uncomfortable".
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Hang on a minute
A little while ago I had a dream where I took my sons to a shopping centre, and they made all the children take their shoes off before we went in, and stored them in a small room. Then I got cross, because I couldn't find their shoes because they were in a massive bundle on the floor.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Hells bells.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
INORITE?
That's pretty weird.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Do you always get cross in your dreams?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Not always
But when I do, my temper is way shorter than it is IRL.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Last night I dreamed I was at work
and I was shouting at everyone for being so untidy, and how I'm sick of having to pick up after them all.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I dream of being at work every day.
/dolescum woes.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I once dreamt an entire day at work a very mudane days work too.
And then work up and had to do an entire day at work. That sucked balls
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
DAMN YOU, BRAIN

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
The number of times I've almost been late for work
because I've been dreaming that I'm up and about and getting ready is frightening.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Not a problem at the moment though
LOLOLOLOLOL




*sorry*
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Indeed. Hopefully not for long, especially as I don't qualify for any fucking money.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
That always seem very shit
when people have paid taxes etc. for years and are told you cant have any of the money as your household income is too high.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Not so much the household income
as the fact I haven't paid enough NI since April 2012 when I started working again after 10 months out of work. It sucks donkey balls though. And the wife's hours have been cut from 25 pw to 15 as of September.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
B3th has just launched her new range of interviewing techniques self-help CD
on ebay
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I changed my FB profile pic to that of Yosser Hughes last week.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Sounds like you more in the brown stuff than from the black stuff

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Indeed. It's going to be a bit hairy for a while.
I'm out-Boyceing Boyce at the moment.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Dude, you need to have a word with your missus
She's been behaving very oddly while you were stepped.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
*does 'drinkie drinkie' gesture*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you mate
But I propositioned Lusty, and she said yes. I think we're probably going to move in together. Just thought you ought to know. No hard feelings.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Except for the one in your pants.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Well I'm only human

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
That is to say, barely human.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

ly human bottomed
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Woah
Things just got sexy
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I'm sweating like a priest with a past, Tangled
The air condition is keeping me alive, but for how long?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Long enough, I hope

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Good point
I just bought some more Lego. I at least want to see this built before I die.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Well I can see the best man won.
Best of luck for the future.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
You're a good man Monty
A good man
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
yeah, but he's a fucking rubbish horse

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I'd let him champ at MY bit!
Unless that sounds gay...does sound a bit gay?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Nah, not in the slightest.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Phew
I mean...just because I would like to have sexual relations (including, but not limited to, bum games) with a man, doesn't make me gay, right?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Well I hope not, otherwise I'm a gay too!!!!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
cunt horse, more like.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
No, yourn a bad rider

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I live for the moment so for now I am waiting for 4pm, when I can go home, see my little girl and then go out and enjoy Friday evening

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
so basically dump the kid on your wife and go get cunted?
silky skills. even i could consider that kind of parenting.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
babysitter tonight, got the work company ball, black tie in town...i quite want to sack it off for a seat outside the pub on the river

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
I can just imagine you sitting with a little frown of concentration waiting...waiting.....just willing the hand the move a bit faster

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I imagine you staring and the fresh turd that you've just dropped onto the floor wondering whether to eat it of rub it over your bloated corpus

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
If by fresh turd you mean mini mint feast
and dropped on the floor as just got out of the freezer and of rub it over your bloated corpus as it will help cool me down......
then yes, yes your spot on
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
i shouldn't be laughing at this

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Reminds you of the good old days eh?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)

laughing getting a wide-on like a yawning hippo
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
YATTA

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
gazuntight

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Running around in the forest.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Ah, the good Doctor

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
DOFP definitely. I've been whoring the new comic con pics (yes Im a geek)
Im also loking forward to a trip home to Geordieland in September. Last time I saw my parents was last November. Missed my mates too.

Bookwise it's got to be 'Doctor Sleep' The Shining sequel
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41, Reply)
50/2

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
those are the odds on which outcome?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Ape for President \o/

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
i was thinking
stunned making it through lunch sober, the dirty daddy donkey
gonz actually eating what he has cooked
psycho paying for something himself
AA posting something that doesn't get bullied onto the popular page
al not being a cunt for 24 hours
kroney not fainting and shitting himself when a moth flaps past him
ape for president has to have better odds, surely?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
easily, the proletariat will love me

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
which one?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Achieved today.
Sober Friday lunch, sad tiems.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
wtf?
what's going on, man?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I NOES!!
Workin' bbz, innit.

And booking hotels in the States for my hollybobs.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)
this does not add up
are you pregnant?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)
TV: Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Bones and Castle

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
GO OUTSIDE

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I do, regularly
Went out last night, as it happens. I simply like these series, so I am looking forward to their return, I don't quite see what you're finding hard about this.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Here's one for all the non football fans, especially Monty.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23375452

Consider it your Welcome Back From Stepping present.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Apparently he had an Iron Cross and an OBE
not too many people with that combination.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
53/3
and no reviews left already, they really haven't figured the system out.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
67/3

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
24/305

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
1/4

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
3

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
2/1
the ratio of mums you have
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
haha 10/10

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
2/888

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Paul Ross needs to pull his fucking finger out then

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I'm looking forward to getting to the pub at 4pm.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Where the fuck have you been?
the place is dead without you



*panders*
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
With my daughter.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)
meh

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)
^ nonce ^

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Here's somewhere for a bash chaps
www.timeout.com/london/bars-pubs/mr-foggs

Might get that delightful Wilf Lunn impersonator along.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure RIPD is a movie
Movie: That TeenWolf remake they're doing with Justin Bieber
Book: Hazy Shade Of Winter - The Bangles Story
Music: Nothing unless Five Star have reformed
Telly: The Doctor Who Anniversary Special - the CGI work they've done to include Christopher Ecclestone looks top notch
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Thats a pretty strong list
as strong as steel
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Fucking hell HH, you'd need to be in Five Star to get that one
Hmm, were you in Five Star you cheeky brown bunny you?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Come "rain or shine" I would have to be "Crazy" to admit that
I quite like posting here but I'm not no "System addict"
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

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