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Movie: X Man: Days Of Future Past
Book: The Magician's Land by Lev Grossman
Music: Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip's new album.
Telly: RIPD -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07xNrVd7DUWhat 'bout you?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:44,
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No, none of those things.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:45,
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Nahhhhhhhhhh, no thanks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:49,
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A needle
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:50,
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I'm gonna see the worlds end later
other than that the only thing I'm looking forward to is your mum really
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:51,
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It's really overrated you can ask anyone
And so is the film
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:53,
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Ploughing Monty's Mum.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:52,
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+s
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:53,
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Monty's smum?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59,
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no the other one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59,
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Smonty's mum
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:08,
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Monty has two mum's on account of his biological one being a filthy rug muncher.
He's living his very own 1990's American sitcom, only the other way round.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:00,
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two seven + and his dad remarrying every five years
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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playa
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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Starting work again.
That's about it, really. *looks wistfully at last payslip*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:54,
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My eventual and inevitable suicide, and the steady decline towards it through alcoholism.
Oh, and seeing some mates tomorrow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:56,
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That sounds a bit DARK Vadge
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:59,
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I quite like a dark vadge
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:00,
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a dark to finally be able to touch a
+without having to pay for it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:02,
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Hahahaha ... and the prize for the most tenuous and convoluted strike-through goes to ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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^ Upset ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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I'M BLOODY NOT, ALRIGHT?!
I'M
NOT UPSET YOU BULLY!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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I just went outside for a cig
and I seem to have acquired an extra 18 yards of scrotum.
So I am looking forward to cooling down
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:01,
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Maybe you could you it to scare away predators
a bit like a Frill-necked lizard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:04,
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I am using it like a venus fly trap
Strikethrough V + P
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:09,
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I went for a walk into town
And it is so hot, I can't even finish this sen
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:05,
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I'm very much looking forward to my album launch tomorrow night
I probably haven't mentioned it before
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:11,
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If only you'd said something earlier
we could all have come along to support you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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It's not in London.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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I would have travelled anywhere to launch the long awaited and much vaunted album.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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Beachy Head would a good place from which to launch it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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They turned us down :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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..something about littering.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Should have told them it was an attempt on the world frisbee record.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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It that something to do with throwing Alan off the top....
if so count me in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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I thought you lot didn't like leaving the capital?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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Alright, pricks?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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HI LUSTY!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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Hi Da - hang on....
*looks down at self*
Well I just had the
weirdest dream!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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I had a really weird dream last night.
I was in some shopping centre where you had to take your shoes off, and then when I went to leave I couldn't find them again.
I blame a lack of alcohol last night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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Were you on the "stinking bishop" before bo-bo time?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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Nope.
I've no idea where my mind dredged that one up from.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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jesus christ that sounds like a truly terrible euphemism
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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And blasphemy to boot
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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was it a muzza shopping centre?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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I have no recollection, only that I couldn't find my footwear
and thinking "but I have to drive home, it will be terribly uncomfortable".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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Hang on a minute
A little while ago I had a dream where I took my sons to a shopping centre, and they made all the children take their shoes off before we went in, and stored them in a small room. Then I got cross, because I couldn't find their shoes because they were in a massive bundle on the floor.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Hells bells.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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INORITE?
That's pretty weird.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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Do you always get cross in your dreams?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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Not always
But when I do, my temper is way shorter than it is IRL.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Last night I dreamed I was at work
and I was shouting at everyone for being so untidy, and how I'm sick of having to pick up after them all.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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I dream of being at work every day.
/dolescum woes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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I once dreamt an entire day at work a very mudane days work too.
And then work up and had to do an entire day at work. That sucked balls
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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DAMN YOU, BRAIN
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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The number of times I've almost been late for work
because I've been dreaming that I'm up and about and getting ready is frightening.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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Not a problem at the moment though
LOLOLOLOLOL
*sorry*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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Indeed. Hopefully not for long, especially as I don't qualify for any fucking money.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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That always seem very shit
when people have paid taxes etc. for years and are told you cant have any of the money as your household income is too high.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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Not so much the household income
as the fact I haven't paid enough NI since April 2012 when I started working again after 10 months out of work. It sucks donkey balls though. And the wife's hours have been cut from 25 pw to 15 as of September.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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B3th has just launched her new range of interviewing techniques self-help CD
on ebay
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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I changed my FB profile pic to that of Yosser Hughes last week.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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Sounds like you more in the brown stuff than from the black stuff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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Indeed. It's going to be a bit hairy for a while.
I'm out-Boyceing Boyce at the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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Dude, you need to have a word with your missus
She's been behaving very oddly while you were stepped.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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*does 'drinkie drinkie' gesture*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you mate
But I propositioned Lusty, and she said yes. I think we're probably going to move in together. Just thought you ought to know. No hard feelings.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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Except for the one in your pants.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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Well I'm only human
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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That is to say, barely human.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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ly human bottomed
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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Woah
Things just got
sexy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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I'm sweating like a priest with a past, Tangled
The air condition is keeping me alive,
but for how long?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Long enough, I hope
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Good point
I just bought some more Lego. I at least want to see this built before I die.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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Well I can see the best man won.
Best of luck for the future.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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You're a good man Monty
A good man
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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yeah, but he's a fucking rubbish horse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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I'd let him champ at MY bit!
Unless that sounds gay...does sound a bit gay?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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Nah, not in the slightest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Phew
I mean...just because I would like to have sexual relations (including, but not limited to, bum games) with a man, doesn't make me gay, right?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Well I hope not, otherwise I'm a gay too!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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cunt horse, more like.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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No, yourn a bad rider
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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I live for the moment so for now I am waiting for 4pm, when I can go home, see my little girl and then go out and enjoy Friday evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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so basically dump the kid on your wife and go get cunted?
silky skills. even i could consider that kind of parenting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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babysitter tonight, got the work company ball, black tie in town...i quite want to sack it off for a seat outside the pub on the river
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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I can just imagine you sitting with a little frown of concentration waiting...waiting.....just willing the hand the move a bit faster

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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I imagine you staring and the fresh turd that you've just dropped onto the floor wondering whether to eat it of rub it over your bloated corpus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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If by fresh turd you mean mini mint feast
and dropped on the floor as just got out of the freezer and of rub it over your bloated corpus as it will help cool me down......
then yes, yes your spot on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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i shouldn't be laughing at this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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Reminds you of the good old days eh?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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laughing getting a wide-on like a yawning hippo
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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YATTA
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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gazuntight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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Running around in the forest.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Ah, the good Doctor
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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DOFP definitely. I've been whoring the new comic con pics (yes Im a geek)
Im also loking forward to a trip home to Geordieland in September. Last time I saw my parents was last November. Missed my mates too.
Bookwise it's got to be 'Doctor Sleep' The Shining sequel
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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50/2
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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those are the odds on which outcome?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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Ape for President \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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i was thinking
stunned making it through lunch sober, the dirty daddy donkey
gonz actually eating what he has cooked
psycho paying for something himself
AA posting something that doesn't get bullied onto the popular page
al not being a cunt for 24 hours
kroney not fainting and shitting himself when a moth flaps past him
ape for president has to have better odds, surely?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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easily, the proletariat will love me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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which one?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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Achieved today.
Sober Friday lunch, sad tiems.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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wtf?
what's going on, man?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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I NOES!!
Workin' bbz, innit.
And booking hotels in the States for my hollybobs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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this does not add up
are you pregnant?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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TV: Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Bones and Castle
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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GO OUTSIDE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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clickin dis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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Here's one for all the non football fans, especially Monty.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23375452Consider it your Welcome Back From Stepping present.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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Apparently he had an Iron Cross and an OBE
not too many people with that combination.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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53/3
and no reviews left already, they really haven't figured the system out.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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67/3
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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24/305
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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1/4
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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3
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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2/1
the ratio of mums you have
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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haha 10/10
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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2/888
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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Paul Ross needs to pull his fucking finger out then
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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I'm looking forward to getting to the pub at 4pm.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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Where the fuck have you been?
the place is dead without you
*panders*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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With my daughter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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meh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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^ nonce ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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Here's somewhere for a bash chaps
www.timeout.com/london/bars-pubs/mr-foggsMight get that delightful Wilf Lunn impersonator along.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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I'm pretty sure RIPD is a movie
Movie: That TeenWolf remake they're doing with Justin Bieber
Book: Hazy Shade Of Winter - The Bangles Story
Music: Nothing unless Five Star have reformed
Telly: The Doctor Who Anniversary Special - the CGI work they've done to include Christopher Ecclestone looks top notch
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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Thats a pretty strong list
as strong as steel
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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Fucking hell HH, you'd need to be in Five Star to get that one
Hmm,
were you in Five Star you cheeky brown bunny you?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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Come "rain or shine" I would have to be "Crazy" to admit that
I quite like posting here but I'm not no "System addict"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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