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What irrational prejudaces do you have?do you assume someone's career, clothes, past or location mean that they will be a certain way?
alt: Kroney has never had a G&T, what unlikely thing have you never eaten, drank, tried or done?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:13,
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Everyone called Giles is a cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:14,
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I tend to assume that people who are overly bothered by fashion are airheads.But then I also assume that of people who bull-headedly stick to an opinion despite evidence to the contrary. See also people who refuse to see that they're wrong.
Alt: I'm being bought G&Ts at the weekend to break my duck.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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tinned tuna is ranki don't think I've ever had a tuna sandwich either
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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I dont mind tinned tunaIt just tastes nothing like fresh tuna
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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And, at last, the reasons why the Chompy/Swipe hookup went so badly start to emerge.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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Which, funnily enough, is exactly how she described Chompy taking his pants off.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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I judge people on their poor spelling.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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i do this toounless it's gonz. because he improves the words no end.
if you're going to send a cv or a business letter (NOT a buisness letter), ffs spellcheck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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Never tried Vimto.It sounds like shit Ribena.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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People with bad tattoos are scumAlt:
I was a recent convert to fish fingers.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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People tell me the fish finger sandwich is greatI have never eaten one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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This was what converted meTry one - with shit white bread and tomato sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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Brown sauce not tomatoBut it does have to be shit white sliced bread
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Ketchup and Mayo works well.As does adding sausages (then it's officially the poor mans surf 'n turf).
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:18,
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they do a great one with cod in panko spicey breadcrumbs in a brioche bun served with triple cooked chips in my local pub(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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We use only the finest AIDS, dew-picked and flown from Africa, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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Alt: I've never tried cocaine and most likely never will.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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Oh and my nan came out with this gem over Christmas lunch one year"I've never eaten a banana and never had foreplay"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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She also claims to have never shaved her legs.I hope this wasn't an issue for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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hahahahaalso, 'nan' really? i thought better of you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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She lies like a hairy eggI used a banana on her before smashing her backdoors in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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I quite like it.It goes nicely with ecstasy, especially trippy bumbles.
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I've never tried ecstasy either.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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it's great funplus if you like to feel like shit and like you've been punched in the jaw then the next day is great as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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Never had a comedown ever from drugs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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so by that reasoning an ecstasy tablet dissolved in some Vimto wouldn't be a drug?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:27,
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That's what Sadie Frost thought(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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PlentyJust don't get comedowns
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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HahaNow, who was the last person to offer me cocaine...?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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I judge people on poor spelling as well.Alt: I've never had sex with a human female.
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waht aboot Munkey Females(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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None of my prejudices are irrationalThey all make perfect sense. Like everything I say and do.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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anyone with a gaelic forename but isn't Irish, Northern Irish or Scottish is a total cunt.(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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I come under thisin my defence my family is Scottish and Scots names run down the male line.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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yes, but he was nice to me in the last threadI don't want to loose this glimmer of hope and acceptance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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He wasn't really being nice.And you lost that glimmer of hope when you spelled 'lose' with two Os.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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always been a blind spot of mine that one.I wish I had proper gonzism, then people would think I was adorable.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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do poeple think I'm adorable cos of my spelling?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Alt: AHAHAHAHA - YOOOURRRR MUUUMMMMMM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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Hi AlzoPretty much nothing. Made an off-colour joke about wishing someone's wife lost their legs to gangrene on QOTW. Silly really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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Given who she married, I'd say she's suffered enough already.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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He deleted something and didn't own up to it like a big girly spasticOh no wait, I'm thinking of 'Al The Deleter'. As you were.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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Good one Reg.You got him there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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Seriously, does he just wait for me to post before popping up?That was really impressive.
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I fucking hate most cyclists.Alt: never eaten sushi, probably never will. well, I've had 'vegetarian sushi' which was nice, but I'm not eating raw fish thank you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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never eaten sushi fivessee we can be friends!
*hugs*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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sashimi is raw fish, not sushi(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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OK, then Sashimi is the thing I've not had.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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Like everyone else, I judge everyone I don't know on what they look like.Anyone in cheap shoes, for example, can be bought easily.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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I bet some of these cunst have square toed black shoes...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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I have a pair actually.about £12 quid from Peacocks if I recall. they do perfectly well for weddings, funerals and job interviews and have lasted about 5 years, mostly by only being worn 2-3 times a year. I'm glad I didn't put more money into them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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So over the life of the shoesYou've been to about 15 weddings/interviews or funerals.
That seems like a lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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sounds about rightabout one wedding a year, give or take, the same with funerals (4 grand parents between myself and the ex wife and at least one friend) and a rash of job interviews culminating in getting my current job. I suppose it's been a time when grand parents are dying off coinciding with people settling down and getting married and also changing jobs for me.
it's all bee quieter lately.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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That makes the shoes less than a pound an event.Bargain.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Do you keep marrying Africans to get them a passport?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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The cost of attending a wedding as a guest has apparently shot upwww.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2288535/Be-guest---afford-The-REAL-cost-attending-wedding-revealed-1-395.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59,
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50% of them will end up getting divorced you should only have gone to half of them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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well, squarish. they were cheap formal shoes that fitted my feet (also square)and I was skint and in a hurry, but I've felt no urge to replace them. actually, thinking about it it may be the squareness that makes them comfy, pointy shoes don't fit my feet well at all.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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i made a smoothie for breakfastwith banana, apple, strawberries and peach. and i realised as i looked at the peach that i've never eaten one before. i decided skin on and lobbed it in anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Stone and all?Seriously, you've never eaten a peach?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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Try opening your mouth, you'll get through them much faster that wayyou silly cunt, Nakers. FFS man can't you even eat properly?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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If I hit f5 will your post keep getting longer?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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You release an album of folk 'classics'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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Love that film(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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no, i am not entirely stupid, i did slice it upon recollection, our old house in buckinghamshire had a shitload of fruit trees planted by the previous owner. i definitely ate a few pieces that my mum cut for me, and didn't like them. this was my first ever whole peach/peach as an adult.
7/10, would peach again, but probably only as a smoothie.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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nectarines are betterand are 100 times better abroad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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I bet a handfull of my black cherries would have added much to your smoothie(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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re-reading this it looks very, very wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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I was just about to post 'Bit creepy'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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It's all entirely innocent TuiBI have fucking loads of Cherries and need to get rid of them before they start fermenting and we end up with drunk birds flying into the house again.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59,
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Make some jam you lazy shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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Sounds like hassle, I have taken 3 gorilla tubs full of them into work(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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also, jam is disgustingbutter and peanut butter are the only acceptable spreads (not together though. urgh)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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Your status as a foodwrong is well documented.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:05,
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only by this lotand they are all total foodwrongs. even the lovely monty makes his mistakes in this area.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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imagine a platecontaining a fillet steak, smothered in peppercorn sauce, crunchy golden chips, and fresh vegetables
what order do you eat it in?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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And I have run out of latex gloves, you can spend hours de-stoning them,However you will end up with purple hands for about a month if you don’t put on gloves
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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Similar thing happened when I discoveredthat someone was stealing my beetroots.
I caught them red handed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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*pours pint*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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do you really have those lovely parrots roosting at your place?v v jel
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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no we have the sparrowsthe parakeets can fuck off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:11,
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the parakeets are gorgeythey flap about and squawk and they're all colourful and cheeky
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:12,
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they make a hideous noise and out compete native speciesthey nbeed to be eradicated
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Terrible bullying of swipe(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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yes.I might train some mallards to bum rape them to death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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don't startthat thread was a billion times more upsetting than anything else on here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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it was devastatinga poor drowned baby budgie and a bum rapey murdering mallard. what's to laugh at??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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and you the father of an impressionable baby...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:30,
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Did someone mention creepy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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Now say this in a weird, high voice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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i was eyeing up the cherriesi haven't eaten those since we were in buckinghamshire either - i don't like many fruits, unless they are squished into a smoothie. all my 5 a day are veggies normally.
would there be too many skins on cherries? blueberries work, i guess. but don't cherries look like blood clots when mashed up?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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These are the sweetest black cherries everI have never bought any as nice as them from a shop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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I got about half a kilo for under two quid down the market on Saturday.... Fuck supermarkets with their prices for cherries. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:23,
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I have picked about 100kg over the weekendI think with the rain and now the sunshine they will be even better this weekend ........£0
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:24,
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The Turkish/Asian shops round my way are waaay better for fruit and veg- especially herbs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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I thought herb dealers stood outside school gates(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:26,
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Or is that Bartleby I'm thinking of(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:26,
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Innit, they're stunning. I'd kill for a little turkish supermarket up my way, loved my old one in N14.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:32,
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I've started helping on this coding group on facebook and I reckon anyone who grows up _and_ lives in [non oriental asia] can't code for shit.I swear man, it's scary how lax they are with security. I sometimes go around deleting their databases fo the lulz.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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I have no irrational prejudices, let alone whatever the fuck prejudaces are.Alt: I've done it all. Twice. In Elevenarife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Unfortunate customer name of the day:Bernadette Manning. On my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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Shouldn't 'On my life'Be hyphenated
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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I spoke to a Bob Dykes earlierAnd got the image of a really crap lesbian
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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I judge people by the colour of their skinbut only when it's orange
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PS I am not a real racist btwDon't tell anyone though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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You are according to a rumour I heard earlier.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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yeah rightand you never decapitated anyone with a samurai sword either did you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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no no no no(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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I just can't get my head around you listening to Dawn Penn(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:28,
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