Where the fuck are you lot?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/25/the-burka-avenger-meet-pakistans-new-superhero-championing-womens-rights-3898186/

If you could go all Supermatt what kinda superhero would you be?
Superpowers and costume description as well.

Alt: I just found out that my sons school has broken up for seven and a half weeks.......Piss take, what else is a piss take?

Alt:alt:Chicken Thurs.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:52, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HIYAAA!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

YOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*waves madly*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Bloody work gets in the way

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You need to MTFU
You don't see any of us letting that happen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Magneto
and I'd use my powers for evil. Sorry, but I have to be honest here.

AltAlt: I had chicken for lunch. Carbonara for dinner.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

\o/
Magneto is that like and evil mix between a Magnum^TM and a Cornetto^TM?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Cor
Italian style ice cream with fruit sauce, inside a smooth chocolate shell? GET IN MY MOUTH!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Italian style ice cream with fruit sauce, inside a smooth chocolate shell? huge throbbing cock dripping with precum and twitching with excitment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

a little too much enthusiasm in that description, my fine feathered friend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Meh, when in Rome

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Oh man, Emvee just called me a prick on qotw, and it's only Thursday.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Look that Emvee is a wrongun we all know that but......
He does have a point there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

i get him confused with edenmonster
that edenmonster says some really rank stuff sometimes, even for this place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

link something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

wjh31
just reminded me. I was once in a temple complex very very drunk, getting head off of some girl. I then gave her one from behind. As I was banging away, I noticed I was actually on the chocolate esculater. Nice I thought to myself. The I noticed the 'lady's' hand in 'her' crotch area going ten to the dozen. It was at this point I realised said girl was in fact a man.

I didn't really know what to do, but settled for the started so I'll finish option, spluffed my load, buttoned up, and ran away.

I felt very very dirty. Even more so as when I was scrubbing myself in the shower at home, I noticed the lump of shit on the end of my cock.

About a week later said ladyboy came up to me in a bar looking for a repeat performance. I pretended I didn't know him.

He wasn't even fit ffs. Just obviously an ugly man with small tits in a floral print dress.

Why God, WHY? Of all the geezerbirds in the land of smiles, some of which are uberfit, did I end up bumming that one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

the one that scarred me involved periods
shudder

there was also something about coming onto his own mother...

cannot decide if troll or sicko!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

hahahaha, wtf?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

quite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Was he the one who booted some comatose person in the chest at a festival?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

i don't know
but it sounds highly likely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I forgot all about that post

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

The Maggie Thatcher quote about Geoffrey Howe comes to mind.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I pop over for a look now and then but
decided not to post any more. Who needs all that stuff?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Emvee has a face that reminds me of Waldo..
From Mr Magoo^TM,
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

i have been in the hottest meeting room in the world, listening to some boring evaluation and getting a bit of a bollocking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

haha the old school tie works in many ways
even helping you to get gang banged by the directors
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I prefer modern ties
haha because old school also means something anachronistic yet stylish haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i'm not wearing a tie though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

They made you wear handcuffs AMIRITE?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I went to a two hour meeting once
The topic of which was how to cut down on the amount of time wasted having meetings. I swear to all that is holy, that I am not making this up.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

we have an entire team dedicated to driving efficiency
they are actually rather good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Is that stuff like:
"Drive your Audi without indicating - this saves time"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

The terrifying thing about those sort of initiatives
Is that no matter how much you streamline things, someone will always demand you cut back/work faster/produce more. WHERE DOES IT END?? With one single person working a 72 hour day, 15 days a week, doing the jobs of 450 people.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

sounds familiar : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

My father in law's going through this exact thing
They keep making people redundant, but not the work. Compared to 3 years ago, he's now doing the jobs of four people. Naturally, he's still on the same salary.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Is this what happened to b3ta and how we all ended up as baldmonkey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, pretty much

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

someone on QOTW thinks I'm rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

A lot of the paranoid freaks think everyone is rory.
Which is silly really, because we're all baldmonkey.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Bit drastic breaking up school
to go to the pictures innit?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Nahhhhhhhh luckly he's old enough to look after himself
But if he was under 12?(I think that's the age)he would have to have a guardian with him during that time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

That's not true
Any broadsheet newspaper will do
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

*pours pint*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Some sort of milk flinging power
Alt:
Work - too fucking hot, not enough beer

AltAlt:
Rebel that I am I had tuna
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

ha ha that just reminded me of the cow fight in "Kung Pow"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

give a nursing mums boobs a squeeze and they'll be milk everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

my boss once leaned over my desk when she was nursing
and a milky breast pad plopped onto my keyboard with a really gross squelching noise.

i made her swap keyboards with me. i don't even share forks, no way was i touching that shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I'd just be superman,
But less of a wimpy American idealised dick, and just go around crushing bad guy skulls with my bare hands.

Alt: I just found out that zzzzzzzzzzz.

Altalt: I had a chicken wrap for lunch, and ate in my car. Now I might go to the pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Windy
Come see me during the summer. Oh, go on...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

We could go see Manolith

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Only if you promise we can go and look at where the tri-corn centre once was and place flowers and say a little prayer.
I never got to say goodbye properly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Deal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Cool.
I'm off to the pub now, but I'll be back. Marko my words.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

polo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Remember to wipe your feet on the matt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

+Super

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

that's perverse

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I always thought "bifter" was a term for a cigarette.
Work is crazy today. I am two steps shy of asying fuck everything and leaving.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

u ok hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

or this, whatever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

god you're like one of those battered women who moans about their abusive relationship but never leaves
walk out or man up and learn to take a punch you french bitch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Fuck off, Nakers.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

he could always buy it a pizza

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I thought it was the company that did our bins?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Alt: Why is that a piss take?
Schools closing for summer is nothing new, Mr Gove.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Six weeks now seven and a half weeks with inset days added to both ends

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Next year it'll be 9 weeks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

and a half

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

weeks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

9 weeks and a half weeks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Kim Basinger, Mickey Rourke are knocking on a bit the Alzheimer' s has kicked in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

you wanna go to private school mate, they top out at about 9 weeks off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Nahhh I don't want him to turn out as an effeminate
Wolly woofter with popped collars and floppy hair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

one of my mate's brothers teaches at a jewish orthodox school
as he's not jewish, his working day is about 9-11am, as after that they are all in specialised lessons. AND he gets full school holidays. gah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

2 hours a day?
What's the pay like?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

no idea
but i think he gets paid for a full-time role. it's a proper cushy number. she's a teacher too; she teaches languages in an inner city comp, and she's pretty jealous of him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I can imagine.
I'd sign up for that even if it was the worst school in Britain!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

X-Ray vision, duh.
Alt: online "administration fee" of £1-50 when booking train tickets, when one has to do all the administration oneself.

Altalt: Chickens poo eggs. Trufax.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

ha ha you said poo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Poo bum weewee tits.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

its apir
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

*cricket applause*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Also, when buying gig tickets
There has always been a booking fee - fair enough, that covers your admin costs, but now they charge an admin fee on top of the booking fee.
#ripoffbritain
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Thing is, with train tickets, I'd rather they just made the price £1-50 more, instead of simply insulting me with that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

i blame cheap airlines for this too
i don't want to think, "yah, flight for £35, oh wait plus seat booking fee of £15, plus taxes of £50, plus luggage fees of £35... i'd rather just know you were raping me for £135, ta".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

i meant yay. not yah.
but it sounded amusing, so it can stay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Sounds too posh for this board.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

moi?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

There's a bunch of websites that don't charge a booking fee.
London midland don't and you can buy tickets for other train services through them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Oooo really? That's useful - thank you.
I've used Train Line until now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I wouldn't bother.
Only because all my hard work would be undone by some Father's For Justice nutter chaining himself to the side of a bridge and ruining things for the average, hard working superhero.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Alt: I heard that your machine machine takes the piss out of your pants.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I would totally be a metamorph like Mystique. You could do anything and be anyone
No need for costumes.

And I'd be a super spy one... *geek*

Alt. Have they started that thing where schools can make up their own holidays? 7 1/2 weeks is ages!

Altalt. BWAAAAARK
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah it's an Academy
Supposedly one of the best 10 in the country
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I still don't see what the problem is with this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

It's a long time TuiB
2 weeks of education lost in his last year.....and they cost a fortune whilst they are off.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:41, Reply)

My hero role would be time traveller
but only into the past. That way I could be the smug bastard who knows everything and also win the lottery every week.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Terrible bullying on qotw :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

That awful Boyce chap
www.b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2027928
I hope he gets stepped again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

hahaha, what a cunt,eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Alt: imgur.com/a/l3o4b - This is a bit mental, does that count?

AltAlt: Had chicken sandwich for lunch, was lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Not being funny, but how comes these kind of things only seem to happen in generally uneducated countries.
I mean, generally, not always.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Like that school who gave all their children food laced with pest sides.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

pest sides
genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

hah, that was an autocomplete one =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I just liked this.
b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2028043
I hope it wins.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)

There's a shock(!)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

click

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

so looking at the populol page, we ain't that populol today
i don't get this thing of putting everything AA does on the popular board. how are his updates any worse than monty banging on about crap music, or me whining about crap men, or kroney lusting after crap cars, or trouser chat or vegetable chat or homebrew chat or motorway chat or computer chat or film chat or persistent sock puppets... either i have missed something majorly hilarious, or it just ain't that funny, because frankly everyone here is capable of being tedious as fuck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

It needs more puns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

a good pun is a thing of beauty
a bad pun is.... just awful
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

My Bay City Rollers one of the other day was outstanding.
But it never got popped :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i think i missed that
go on, show me for validation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Context and pun
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2023248
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ok you win
i'll click that like a little bitch for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Meh.
If it wasn't good enough then, it ain't good enough now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

^ Upset ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah.
Completely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

There has been some great lines today
I guess people are just to hot and bothered to actually click the "I like this" button
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:13, Reply)

maybe it hasn't updated properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I think it has

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

^^blobbing^^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

NOT, actually
i think you're thinking of kroney. he loves to blob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Out of respect for Mel Smith I imagine that line to the tune of "I love Trucking"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I couldn't find the bit where Emvee was bullying you on QOTW
Can you link it please?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Not really bullying
www.b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2027889
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

hahah Emvee pwned

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

i read it to the tune of tina charles "love to love" or whatever it's called
i love to love, but my baby loves to dance...

kroney loves to blob...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

It also works quite well to..........
George Thorogood & The Destroyers "Bad To The Bone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

it's replaced the cock game
heathcliff. it's me, i'm kroney, i'm blobbing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Just put my car through its MOT.
At the garage, there's an old Audi 100 Quattro estate from circa 1988 standing derelict. I'm tempted to ask them how much it'd be to put it back on the road.

www.motor-trade-insider.com/images/audi-100-avant-1984.jpg
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

"too much"
there's your answer

get some curves, man. that car looks like a coffin on wheels!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Curves are for women and fags.
Cars designed with a ruler are what I'm all about.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

you should get a delorean
at least that would have some semblance of cool
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Deloreans are piles of overrated junk.
Undertuned Renault V6s built by bogtrotting drive tarmacers
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

but they LOOk cool
that thing does not.

hahahahaha it seems you are not alone. HOW can this be a thing??

greatescapecars.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/drive-ultimate-dads-car-with-great.html#!/2010/04/drive-ultimate-dads-car-with-great.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I've been looking at renting a couple of old cars for the old mans 70th birthday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

great idea
i love classic cars. they so pretty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Found a place in Scotland
That'll rent me a Triumph Herald convertible (the sort of car my dad had when he met my mother) and an e-type Jag, which he has always wanted but could never afford/justify.

It doesn't work out that much more expensive than going to Hertz and renting a Focus for a couple of days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I've thought about getting one of those Rovers. They're fucking hard as nails.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

to be honest, that i wouldn't mind at all
i think it's much cooler than that boxy box. one of our family friends had one of those, in a sort of dark turquoise colour, caribbean blue or something. these days everyone's car is black or silver.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

You'd be lucky to see 22mpg out of one of those V8s, though.
Not really an austerity measures vehicle. Sexy as fuck, though.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Not really a problem
When every 21 miles you'll have to take it to a garage for repair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

P5 coupe, oh yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Just called the guy. There's nothing left, it's just a shell :(

( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

and you couldn't see that from the pic?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'd be tin man.
So I could go round foiling crimes.

Oh fuck off.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

haha POTD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I love this

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

hah

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Nicked and credit taken for it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

According to facebook everyone has fucked off to reddit.
Pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)

A piss take:
Calling me up for help and then questioning me when I try to offer it. Just do what I tell you to do, arsehole.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

But I clicked on it and now it doesn't work!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I hate it when people do that. WHY DID YOU FUCKING ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU CUNT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:54, Reply)

was it a woman?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:57, Reply)

all I want to do is reset my hotmails ffs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:07, Reply)

innit man

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:09, Reply)