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yo whad up money grip?
What's happening this week in you-land?
Imma put my flat on't market.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:44,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I fear this is going to be a long week Monts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:47,
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6 days of fucking work.
Several evenings in the pub.
Woo yay etc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:49,
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Morning hippy.
Starting on the website for the new business. Gig this Friday, the very excellent Electric Stars. 60s garagey stuff.
Finally flogging the flat, I recall you mentioned that a while back. Will you be getting a new, smaller place, or renting for a while?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:51,
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renting :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:04,
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Could be worse dude.
At least you'll have a bit of cash. Just don't go buying magic beans and marching powder.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:06,
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Nah I won't spend it on nonsense.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:08,
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I'll be working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
Although there is the cricket this coming weekend.
Are you pleased with the valuations you received?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:03,
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Well if I get what I am hoping/expecting I will have roughly 55-60k change after every cunt is paid off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:05,
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Which will make selling it worthwhile
As once you are debt free you can look at changing jobs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:06,
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*nods*
It's going to be a strange feeling, and not necessarily a bad one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:08,
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Paid sex with sailors,
against the docks wall is certainly an option.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:08,
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It's at Trafford isn't it?
Might see if I can manage a day there.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:07,
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I'm off to days three and four.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:11,
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Unless you have magic access *taps nose*
I'm pretty sure it's sold out. It always is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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I'm exhausted
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:08,
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Hello exhausted a pleasure to meet you
How was it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:12,
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Yeah good. Ten hours driving in forty-eight.
I went swimming in the sea for about thirty seconds, visited Chysauster, Eden and Lands End plus got soaked to the skin in a torrential downpour on that coastal path.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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Nice walk though, was the Teashop still there at the rear of the hotel?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:31,
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I asked monty's kid what colour my hair was
:(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:13,
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Just accept it.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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I was at the cashpoint last night and this smartly dressed guy comes up to me
"excuse me madam, I work for nicky Clarke, you know, the hairdresser, and I just had to stop you and say..."
O YES! Spotted for a free hair modelling at nicky Clarke. Niiiiiice. I didn't have the stones to swish it around, but I smiled at him. And of course he went on.......
"that I've lost my bank card and have no way of getting home, can you lend me £20?"
Cunt!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:19,
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Well?
Did you lend him £20? I mean, he was clearly legit and would definitely have given you the money back!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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These tramps are really upping their stories from 'have you got 20p for a cup of tea?' etc. aren't they?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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Healthy/cheap week after a weekend of carnage
Tonight - running, tue - trainer, Wednesday - squash, thu - trainer. Urgh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:13,
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Running outside,
or gym?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:15,
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Depends on the weather dunnit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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I'm not mad on treadmills.
Remind me of hamsters.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:24,
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i prefer them to running outside
easy to keep a rythmn and the numbers going round are motivating
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:30,
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There's a decent running track, think it's called the Peace Mile, nearby.
Exactly a mile going round, so you know where you are.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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This week I will be mostly...
...finishing off the fencing I started at the weekend, weather permitting. Work-wise I'll be trudging ruefully through university procurement tender documents*.
On another note**, the baritone acoustic I had a look at was a cut 'n' shut which was so badly done it was unplayable.
*Seriously, the money these penpushing exercises cost far outweighs any potential losses through fraud/preferential treatment/whatever
**See what I did there?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:26,
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Re: * ... It doesn't make any fucking difference, don't bother wasting your time writing one.
I buy whatever I want from wherever I want it without ever bothering to go out to tender because I can't be fucking arsed with tender and there's ALWAYS a loophole.
I mean, it's quite sweet that people try and write these procedures and everything, but they do tend to forget that academics might be autistic shut-ins with limited interpersonal skills but we do tend to have a modicum of intelligence.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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Luckily I'm not writing it
We're supplying a very expensive piece of kit that can only come from one source, yet the purchasing dept still want us to jump through the hoops.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Oh dear
try speaking to the academic involved. "prior data"* is my go-to excuse as it's easier to bullshit than "there's only one supplier"
*as in, "I would like this quarter-of-a-million pound AFM. Other models of AFM are available, however i did some work with someone else's one of these before and generated data with I used to get the grant so I need to carry on with the same model" .. foolproof.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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i will be quitting my job
maybe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:31,
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:o
I gather you were successful in the interviews then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:32,
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hopefully will hear today
met the team on Thursday, seemed nice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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Nice one.
Can we consider that the relevant pleasantries have been exchanged?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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err, we had a beer if that's what you mean
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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No, I ment between us, this morning
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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are yeah alright then
cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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Best of luck man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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thanks mate
bored of waiting now, the boss was off for a week, dragging things out further
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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Good one.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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well still waiting...so we'll see
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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Unidentified non-specific stomach pain
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:35,
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Sorry Twoey
I think you have stomach aids
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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It wouldn't be the first time
I had a bupa health assessment last week, and two good things came from it:
1) My liver has repaired itself
2) I'm taller than I thought I was
WINNING
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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I think I read somewhere
That the liver is the fastest repairing organ, mind you I could have read that in the Beano
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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Well that's good enough for me
The Beano is no less reliable than any other publication on the shelves...
amIrite?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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Also...flat on the market...is this the start of something good?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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Only in the 'finally facing up to the fact that I have not really ever been able to afford to live in it' way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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Ah ok
Well I won't patronise you by saying that it'll work out for the best....but it will work out for the best.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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At least I won't have 60 grand of debt hanging over me.
That will be a novel experience.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:54,
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Sure
Well good luck m'man...all change in the world of Monty!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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Will you be renting in the same area?
Or moving on?
www.yurtco.co.uk/index.htm Start at 5 and a half grand.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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I'd like to stay where I am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:00,
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What are you on about?
That looks BRILLIANT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:02,
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I've actually stayed in one.
They're better than tents, my mate's has carpets, generator, wood burner etc. And you can stand up in it.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Perhaps a really good poo would sort you out?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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Tried...but I've taken too much codeine recently for another problem
and now I can't poo :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:00,
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Yo indeed.
Me-land this week involves only three days at work, then going to Camp Bestival for the weekend.
Frankly I'm dreading it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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It'll be great once you get there
Am I right in thinking you're going with kiddies?
not meant to sound as sinister as it might
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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You are correct.
It's the getting there I'm dreading the most.
Trying to fit everything we need for a weekend camping into the car is going to be tough.
But I'm sure I'll find something to enjoy about it once I'm there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:57,
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Yeah
It'll be great. Once you see the little one having fun, it'll all be worth it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:00,
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I was thinking more along the lines of once I can sneak away from the kids and have a smoke and maybe watch Toots and the Maytals or summat, it'll all be worth it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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:D
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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I am completely unreliably informed that he's shit these days
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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I can confirm that I have been shit for a number of years now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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I can confirm that I've had a number of shits for years now
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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Not this week though :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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You spiteful cow
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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I'm finding it hard to empathise
As a vegetarian of some 23 years, I have never experienced such problems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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I can imagine
In spite of the fact that I don't want to.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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maybe as your dear wife looks after the kids all week you should do the decent thing and let her have the weekend off while you look after the mini yurts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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Why do you think my wife looks after the kids all week?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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because you are busy mooching about on here and leaving work at 4?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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I hate to point out the rather planet-sized flaw in your argument here
but if tangles is busy leaving work at 4 that would mean he was spending more time at home than the average working chap. Helping look after the minitangleses. Just sayin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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Y'see badger here is a smart chap.
I'm quite the domesticated dad dontchaknow
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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he goes to the pub though innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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I go to the pub.
I take minibadger with me. She well loves it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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^ This
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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Took her to Tom Kitchin's new gaff on Saturday for dinner and a few ales
She was well happy. With the added bonus of all the attractive waitresses cooing over her. TRIPLEWIN.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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As dozer put it, when I met him for a drink with baby tangle
"Chicks dig your daughter"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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you actually met dozer?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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Yer
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1843033
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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I did, of course, also have Mrs Badger with me, to clarify.
it doesn't seem to put them off being all flirtyfawny, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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yeah mine grew up there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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I can afford to do that because mrs tangle works hard for her money
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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HAHAHA SOMETHING ABOUT SAILORS DOWN AT THE DOCKS OH WAIT THAT DOESNT WORK WE'RE MILES FROM THE COAST
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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Do you have a canal?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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^^grooming
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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a c
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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Miners?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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Are you calling her a nonce?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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another classic victory for Team Paedo.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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You married Donna Summer?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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*leans back into wingback chair*
*lights pipe*
*applauds politely*
Bravo.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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My friends who were up at the weekend
are off their with their twins at the weekend. Apparently it's well good, innit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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This evening we are all off to scatter the mother-in-law's ashes
I'm completely fucked today - been working in the garden all weekend and my everywhere hurts now.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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carefull of the wind
you don't want to ingest any of it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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I see your mate Mick Farren has given the anarchist his last cigarette
www.uncut.co.uk/mick-farren-1943-2013-news
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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RIP Micky Farren
He was fucking brilliant (apart from his records and most of his books which were pretty shite truth be told).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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Fuckign hell collapsed on stage with the Deviants on Saturday night
If I'd had known that was on I'd have gone to that, which would have been horrible.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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It was what he would have wanted.
Probably.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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I am going to make ridiculous online threats to see if I get arrested.
Monty, I am going to rape you for being a feminist. Then I am going to kill Kroney and blow up an airport.
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Peej, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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*prisms*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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Do you want to join a terrorist cell?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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I'm replying to this so that my username will get on the news
Good luck!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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MOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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Why are you shouting for a mood?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Because I'm in the 'mood' for doing so.
Got a problem with that, you baguette-limbed dunce?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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o anc
so
Got a problem with that, you baguette-limbed dunce?+ Ooh ooh ooh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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I hope you're proud of yourself
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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RIP BERNIE WIV DA ANGLES NOW :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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*swipes with bloomer*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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Nah, I think she's off carbs at the mo
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Oh, man,
your name is going on the list.
Don't expect me to stick up for you when the filth comes knocking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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I didn't chew a burger enough yesterday and got a small chunk caught in my throat
Not choking but unable to swallow for the half hour it took to get it out. I remedied the sore throat with a mighty dose of Dominican rum on the rocks. Now I have a sore throat and a sore head and everything can just fuck the fuck off.
I finally got around to watching Oldboy yesterday and it was well worth the wait. Witless spastics who can't cope with subtitles will be catered for with a Hollywood remake sometime soon*
*
so says the witless spastic who can't chew food properly
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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it really is a troubling film isn't it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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i don't like the "tongue scene" :s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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I don't know how I managed to avoid spoilers for so long
It kept me guessing the whole way through
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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yeah me too
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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Oh yeah, I need some London tube advice
Can someone help me please?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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In what way?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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You have to stand on the left
Or it might be the right
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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put your hands on your hips
and bring your knees in tight!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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Wait till you see the lights before jumping
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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if it gets so packed and hot that you can hardly breath and you feel you might pass out and vomit all over yourself
simply ensure you have a tepid bottle of water with you and everything will be fine.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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Sure thing bruv
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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THANK YOU MONTY *gives everyone else one of my 'looks'*
How long does the tube from Morden take to get to Waterloo (or anywhere a bit more central really)?
Thinking of driving and parking there (avoiding congestion charge) then tubing into the city. Worth it?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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40mins?
There are better places to leave a car and tube it in, though.
Where in London is your destination?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Not 100% decided at the moment
The boys keep going on about going there, so we were thinking museums, sights, etc.
Better places?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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if you are coming up from Pompey just get the train direct from there...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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Costs too much innit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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so drive up the M3, park in Richmond or similar, hop on train to Waterloo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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Hmm...definitely an option, cheers
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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I was going to suggest Richmond.
It's where my mothers leave their car when they come to 'tine'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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Cool, cheers Monce
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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pleasure there is a long stay carpark directly off the A316, which is what the M3 turns into after Sunbury
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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Food for thought
Thanks m'man
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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^ This ^
And use all day tube tickets,
Last time I caught the train to London it was £113 return, 1st class for 2 adults and 1 child
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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I keep reading that as 'lube'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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For 113 quid, I expect not only lube, but a cigarette for afterwards too
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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You have a very dirty mind young B3thany,
How's the job working out?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Rather well, thank you for asking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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:D
Did you do anything special with the first weeks pay?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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One does not simply drive into Morden
/starwars
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Nice
But it's not Star Wars. It's Game of Thrones.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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take a taxi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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Apparently empty Pringles ones make the best emergency toilets
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Don't fucking do it.
I mean, it's a remarkably good urban transport system, but these days I'd rather spoon my own eyes out than use it with any regularity.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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don't talk to twosie about "regularity"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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Sore point
literally
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Do it at rush hour so you kill more people
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Peej, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Just get out of the fucking way.
Happy to help.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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For example, when you inevitably need to stop to work out where you are
don't do it right in the middle of the thoroughfare with your fucking huge backpack on, you selfish cunt.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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i'd ban those wheely cases from all public transport
you can't carry it, don't pack it you prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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Ugh and they stop at the bottom and top of staircases to fuck about with the extendable handle.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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When I was at school
I regularly had to do Kings Cross to Heathrow with two suitcases and a couple of weekend bags. I learned Tube etiquette pretty quickly. It's also where I developed my 'fuck off out of my way and don't even try to talk to me' stare.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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I plan on shouting into my mobile phone whenever the opportunity seems least appropriate
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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When the packed train arrives, stand right in front of the doors as everybody's trying to get off.
The more slack-jawed and stupid your expression, the better.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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"forget" that to enter or exit the station you will need what we call a "ticket"
then stand blocking the gate exit while you root around for it in your handbag. For extra lols turn around a try and laugh it off to those stuck behind you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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When you finally reach your destination station
stop right outside the exit so that you can work out where to go next. For preference, right in the fucking doorway.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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And ask people what train you should be on. And then try to engage them in conversation.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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Please don't ask which trains/bus routes you need to use to get to x destination
as a withering glare and lack of a response often offends.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Would it be ok to run through a list of all the places I've already been to that day?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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As long as you also show photographs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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this works particularly well considering that you are underground...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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"YEAH...YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, THE RECEPTION'S FUCKING WOEFUL...
WHAT??? WHAT???? YEAH.....WHAT????"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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get a taxi
roll down the windows
feel the breeze
laugh at the sweaty cunts on the tube
WIN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Make sure you have a long beard, wear a Salwar Kameez and a Kufi
Have a large rucksack and a few Maplin Carrier bags, look shifty and try to sweat a lot, This guarantees seating even at rush hour
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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Dude. Harsh.
Still, it's incredible the feeling of relief you get when the burden gets lifted.
I think I've been bitten by something radioactive. There's a bite on my wrist the size of Finland.
Still, on the up side, it'll be interesting once my superpowers kick in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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Haha

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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Akshully
I'm blonde. And I don't smoke. And my dog's bigger than that.
Otherwise, spot on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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N E W T H R E A D
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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If the person buying is going to do it for buy to let maybe you could rent it afterwards.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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