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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where is the line drawn?
Are there any subjects or insults you would consider 'too far' when posting on here?
Have you ever been eye-arr-ell upset and/or angry at words you have seen here?
Talk about your feelings, it's healthy to let it all out.

Alt: Clay birds?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:35, 306 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Comments about people's kids aren't acceptable. Everything else is normally fair game; particularly if it's based on something you have posted about.
I've received a lot of provocation on here, which very occasionally gets to me, but doesn't get to me as often as the main culprit would like.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Do you want to share a name with the group?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Nah.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
You and Bobby used to have a bit of a to-do that occasionally strayed into horrid things said about your kid
and you two seem to get along alright now.
If you don't open up about your feelings how can we laugh about them and make fun of you you learn to deal with them?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Who's Bobby?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
User 65224

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Why the fuck are comments about peoples kids unnacceptable?
You fucking retard.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
*sigh*
Alright, you can talk about your lunch instead.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Ha!
Done
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Chicken liver pate on toast.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I'm doing a shit in my mates mouth for his lunch.
Then he's shitting in my mouth about 7 o'clock for my tea.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Tea?
Common.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Tea, then dinner, then supper.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Greedy fat bastard.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
YOU CROSSED THE LINE BUDDY

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'm hoping to push a few boundaries with this thread.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I didn't have lunch.
:(
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
It's ok - I don't care about anybody's lunch.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
not even mine?
that hurts, man
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
He's just being a cunt Monts.
It's okay. You can tell me about your lunch.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Ham baguette - mustard - tomato.
DONE.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Is the mustard inside its Best Before date?
I'll be honest, it's usually still pretty good after that.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
THERE IS NO LINE
I don't think anything is too far, as long as it's funny.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
You're asking a lot with that last bit.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
True. True.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I quite frankly couldn't care less
Anything posted on here is fair game. People know what this site is all about so if you dont like it, then FUCK OFF

My feelings are zen like now I've finished last night's pizza off
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I agree with this.
Plus I couldn't give a fuck what anyone says since being put on anti depressants. Hurrah!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS POST!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT YOUR FACE!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I'M JUST REALLY UPSET!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT GOING FROM HAVING NO JOB TO POTENTIALLY HAVING TWO!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
This may in fact be a lie.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
yay!!!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I WOULD POTENTIALLY BE UPSET ABOUT THIS TOO

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I'm fucking sobbing into my keyboard as we speak!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
You'll be sobbing into two keyboards soon.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
nice

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
First there is a pizza.
Then there is no pizza.
Then there is.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
i bet he paid for his own pizza
either in cash or karma
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Food poisoning lols.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I think everything is fair game
a) as long as it's funny, and
b) as long as it's not genuinely offensive to the person in question. If they have asked you politely to stay about from a certain topic but you do so anyway, it's ungentlemanly and somewhat crass not to do so. Unless you genuinely hate this person for some reason which is a bit odd unless they've IRL fucked you over in a Brayndedd/Sexface stylee.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Dear Monty
Please politely stay about from a certain topic.

Best wishes,

Froggy
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Sure!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
^SEE????

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
That's what I like to see. A bit o' fucking respect.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I can't think of anyone on this board that I don't particularly care for.
The ones I've met I've liked, and the one's I haven't seem OK. Even Rory's mellowed a bit.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Hiya!!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Cooee!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Or unless you weren't aware that the person had asked that people stayed about from that topic.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Of course.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
And then amended their sig once they had been made aware and didn't mention it again.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Quite so.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I finally feel comfortable bringing this up thanks monty
can everybody please stop mentioning pteranodons, they are a trigger word for me
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Is it all pterosaurs, or am I ok to talk about Rhamphorhynchus?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
STOP IT STOP IT

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
oh god I'm hyperventilating why is he such a prick?
why?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I'm a pterrible person

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Can you politely stop talking about Tregory Tree Fayre.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
No, get fucked.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
It's really fucking stupid to be upset eye arr ell about something on a website. said by people you've never met, about subjects they know nothing about.
Which probably explains why I have let myself get upset on more than one occasion.

Oddly enough, I've had loads of apologies for things people have said on here that they think might upset me, but none over things that actually did upset me.
Gor figure, eh?

Alt: Ask Bill.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Huh! Women. Eh?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I see B3ta as pretty hands-off in general, /ot particularly so.
I have noticed that racism and homophobia do tend to be right out if it comes across as serious, non-ironiclol, though.

Alt: Sainsbury's lonely lunch for one povvo - £3 for a sandwich, crisps, and a momentarily depression-reducing drink.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Fuck off you black queer.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
*IRL cries*

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I was gonna go with darkie cunt, but this'll do.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Mentioning real names isn't on either.
Which happened to me twice last Friday (full name, not just first name).
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Really?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I managed to delete the post above to remove both examples.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Phew, that was a close call, Clarence.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Damn right Cedric.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
I assumed your name was Battered Marsbar

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Battered's real name
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I'm going to shit on your face in Bristol. I'll make sure I've got the runs an' all.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
You'd have to stand on someone's shoulders.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Yeah good point

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Is Battered being a little hypocritical here?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I've never posted anyone's full name. Nor would I.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Full name, fair point.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I have been made cross once or twice because of things I've read on B3ta
but I don't think I should mention them as there would never be an end to it.

Alt: RAAAGHH!!! it's driving me nuts!!!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Is this about biscuits?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)
OREOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
BISCUIT RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I loved your comment, btw

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
what on THE OTHER BOARD?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Yeah
I "liked" it
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
You know what?
I "like" you.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
:D

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Stay about from my dog!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I imagine you only get cross once Thursday rolls round and your QOTW suggestions have been overlooked AGAIN.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Not this week, m'man!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I have missed your input.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
He's a shoe in for this week's topic

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I'm still waiting for
'How many times have you thrown up in your entire life?'
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Vomit tales
That would produce some good stories.
"During the week that Skyrim came out, I ate 40 family size bags of Wotsits and puked so much, I had to replace my ergonomic keyboard!"
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
You're not allowed to talk about sex workers

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Just me?
Or 'you' in general?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I think battered mainly

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
frankly, if you're good looking enough that people want to pay you to sleep with them, hoorah for you
what's WEIRD is pointing out things on a forum to someone who doesn't participate in it, and therefore has no reason to read it. the only purpose in doing that would be JUST to upset them. who would do that, eh?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Shut up love... heres a fiver
Put some lippy on and meet me behind the bike shed
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
+ for some disappointing sex

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I dont provide any other kind

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
real life names etc are not ok
nor is anything that would allow someone else to identify you, unless you choose to share it.

other than that, it's words on the internet.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Unless your b3ta name is in fact your real name anyway.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Alright RACHEL
Hhahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
hello sexy beast
whoops sorry, gave that one away
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Everyone knows my name is Max Power IRL
The name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Why does it matter if people can identify you?
The 4 change track you down and harassment thing isn't likely here is it?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Someone once emailed someone's work or something

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Oh the chompy Ringo thing?
Yeah, well, that was all a bit daft.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
I miss Bou =(

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Chompy once linked Swipe's work website on here, which was a bit naughty.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Al once told everyone that I was the /OT mod.
But then, he only heard it from battered, whom I had asked not to tell anyone.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I didn't say anything to Al.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I don't think anyone believed him anyway.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Kids maybe?
I have had a couple of more than calm rants at people, and I think once someone was a bit too spot on about my life when I was drunk.

Alt: what?

I saw a large group of miserable people yesterday at Oxford's Geek Night. One of my favourite was a whale man in a "Han shot first" t-shirt and a group of 3 in XKCD t-shirts
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
oh ffs

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
You probably would have lost it,
The worse thing was a Russian girl had heard about it, not been before, came alone, and it was like vultures around a nice fresh antelope.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
All desperately hoping she's here looking for a passport
and trying to impress her by reciting Linux code from memory
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
To be honest, some of them were ok,
It was a developer and coding publishing thing, so some were normal people and quite nice, but god almighty there were some stereotypical geek losers
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Sounds like a B45H

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I looked at my calendar today and I've wriiten "Clay Birds?" on the top of September
And I have no fucking idea what it means. It's driving me crazy, Windus.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Bald monkey probably.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
No, I don't think so
I mean....clay birds? It doesn't make sense.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Are you supposed to be clay pigeon shooting today?
Or maybe picking up a sculpture for mrs hats
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
No, pretty sure it's neither of those things
It's taught me to write more specific notes to myself though
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Or these cunts ?
www.londonclaybirds.co.uk
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
good lord
no
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I was really upset at how long it took me to figure out what 'eye-arr-ell' meant
This obviously means I'm probably too thick to know when I'm being insulted, thus avoiding upset and anger.

Alt *extends middle finger*
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Alt: I like this.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Oh dear god I used to get eye-arr-ell upset here sometimes.
Hasn't happened for a fair long while though. Must have mellowed out or matured or some shit like that.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
You are only just an adult now though.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
^ GROOMING ALERT

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
This is true.
It's weird. I don't like it. Bills? Rent? Grocery shopping? fuck that. I want to go back to watching Telly and playing Atari.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Take a tip from Twoey - he spends all day watching telly and playing Atari and keeps a wife to take care of those other things.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Oh, I'm living the life, alright
I'm eating so much vegetarian food recently Tangled. I reckon I've almost off-set my carnivorous footprint.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
You ought to be aware that when you do eventually leave your wife to come and live with me, it will pretty much be only vegetarian food.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I can dig that
Although I might nip down to the shed for the occasional cheeky sausage. Ahem.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I'm sure tangle's shed is only full of hard-core quorn

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
So you're saying I should keep a wife to take care of those things???
I can do that. Not right now, but I can do that. Not sure that she'll agree though.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
You signed up when you were a mere child.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I noel what you mean.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Oh Gonz, you're just so lolwackycrazybucketsoffun.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Tee Hee Eee
Alright P'dawl? How's the southern hemisphere at the moment? True story, I have 3 friends who have moved there over the last year, fucking well jell of their life.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Southern Hemisphere is cold and wet. Just like England. I like it.
First time I've properly been on here in a while. I miss you fuck knuckles sometimes.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Hah, don't be gay, we reckon you're safe-as too =)

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
yeah, because the internet was better than the "social life" I had available.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Or it's to do with Noel hardly ever posting anymore.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID AUSSIE DRONGO.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
what a HOON eh WP

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I dunno what I'm doing to be honest bonzo.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Being a fatlord?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I'm actually quite slim and fairly handsome.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
to a given degree
of slim and handsome
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
By given degree, are we talking minke or blue whale?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)
He looks like the lovechild of Eric Stoltz and The Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
That's hot

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I'd tap that

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Fucking brilliant.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Stoltz Pickles
Disney's Beauty and the Beast Revelations
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I suppose if someone would take offense then its a bit out of order
But I like to think that 99% of the time the insults are just ribbing in jest and taken as such.

because and lets be honest here we are all cunts
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
You're the worst cunt of the lot.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Shines medal
Prouds
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I reckon anything that extends it outside of b3ta is crossing the lines.
For example

- Stalking someone's girlfriend on twitter
- Going through people's Flickr/social-network accounts and using information from there / contacting people from there.
- Starting up lies and rumours about someone with the intention to get them excluded... to take the piss is alright, encuridged even, but its a bit nasty and snide if it's intention is to actually break up friendships.

I reckon everything else is fair game.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Even if their girlfriend is really fit?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Well no of course not
if she is proper fit then its fine to creepy stalk them
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I'm not going to cock block myself that I'm just 'following', 'liking', 'pinning','thumbs up', 'vineing', 'tweeting', 'friending', 'del.ici.ous', 'ICQ' and [whatever Geocities called it] her.. hoping they have a big fight.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)
hahaha oh YOU

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Haha, there is a new super stalky feature in facebook.


I should point out here that i'm parodying myself, I don't think i've ever sent a friend request in years.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Yeah yeah. COURSE.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
You've seen the way I live, ain't no way a girls gonna live with me.
And I'm _waaaay_ too apathetic and lazy to change my ways.

Gluttony is the best I can hope for, and i'm happy with that.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Change the way you live, you silly cunt x

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
hah, initho

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Where do you stand on meeting up, not paying g your way and doing crap sex on someone?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I am annoyed
at someone using my tried and tested sex techniques
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Hay ! I paid for the flights up to aberdeen ! I paid my way !

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Planes go to Aberdeen?
My amazement of the world never seems to cease.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
of course they do.
Aberdeen is one of the wealthiest cities in the UK and is a major player in the oil and gas industry.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Shows how much I know about our Scottish brothers

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Yup, that why I reckon Aberdeen isn't that far because distance doesn't matter to me, only the time it takes.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I may have got up in arms a few times on here.
I cannot have my good name besmirched!

Everything needs to be taken with a pinch of salt on here. Who are we to dictate what humour is to be censored?

I have ranted about the anti LGBT happenings in Russia today, or moreso the lack of media coverage. Even went so far as to write to Number 10 and The White House. (I know, what an idiot).

Not on here though. Im not *that* stupid.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Russia is getting... disturbing...

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I know there are countries that have a beheading policy for gay occurrings
but this is a "civilised" european country, showing public beatings?
Plus we're skipping over there for the Winter Olympics and there has been hardly any media coverage or even any mention from our governing bodies about it?!

Apart from America, who are pissed at Snowden for telling the world what they already knew.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)
yeah but have you seen the pictures that Putin
likes to put out there... I am going to suggest there are some pretty deep closets in his house.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I love the airbrushed ones with makeup on

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Fair enough though, eh?
I mean, woolly woofters? ERRRRR
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I'm not a massive fan of poofs myself but human rights innit.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Yeah I suppose so.
OK. The beheading this is a bit off, I'll give you that.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Accusing people of defriending you pn facebook over spmething lame
When the actual defriending happened at least a month prior to that and for no particular reason is pretty off if you ask me.

Also, i'm given to understand that i punched someone on a bash? Who was it and why?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
You're getting yourself mixed up with Lampito.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
You'd be amazed how often that happens

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
AWESOME.
I bet it was Kroney. Everyone wants to punch him a little bit I think.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I'm fairly sure it was someone i haven't met

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I haven't even been to a bash, maybe you punched me

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Let's go with that
And to hell with the consequences
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
People can't work out if they want to punch me or kiss me.
It's part of my ineffable mystique.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I just want to punch you a little bit.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Yeah, well, you're an Australian
you're all dirty savages that don't know how to deal with anyone or anything unless physical violence is involved.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
You're thinking of the scottish

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Oi!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Oi'll batter yez!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I'm *always* thinking about the Scottish.
It's the skirts. Rawr.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Nope, it's not anyone or anything.
Just you. And the guy downstairs who is playing Taylor Fucking Swift on repeat.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Bloody hell, it's Vippers. Again.
Twice in one week, you must really miss us.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Naa, i'm ill
Only so much wanking one can do to pass the time
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Gotta let the spods recharge; gotcha.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Lightweight.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Or 'VIP Ross' as he makes his wife call him during 'congress'

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
"Five stars, a tour de force"

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I can't work out why a laptop won't encrypt
bloobloobloo :'(
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Maybe the magic pixie dust has run out.
You should get some more.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
As far as I can tell, it's just ignoring me.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Maybe it has you on 2.0
Did you slag off its missus?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
What is this 2.0 i am not really hearing about?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Super Ignore.
If you put someone on ignore, you can't see each other's posts. Except that you can, if you log out specially to look.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I see
Thanks
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
It's really fucking bent.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Has b3ta become like a desolate wasteland to you?
Ok, more like a desolate wasteland
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Yes.
When they introduced it, I thought everyone but me had died.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
You must have exhausted yourself in a frenzy of self-delight at the very prospect

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Best thing to happen on b3ta for years.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Two very much opposing views from you
And the Marquis de Montalban there
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)
If someone is being a dick, not only do you get to ignore them, you get to annoy them so much they won't shut up about it.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That does sound pretty good...

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
The thing is, there's a programming flaw.
As soon as you log out, you can see everything. You can then reply to your ignorer, because you put your login details in at the same time as you reply SO.....the reply gets posted as part of your login, but you can no longer see it because you're being ignored.

I've been tormenting a chap on QOTW by this convoluted method, for getting on for a year now.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
NO YOUR UPSET

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Listen to you
"There's a programming flaw" you fucking nerd

How can they see it if they are ignoring you though?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
they can't but everyone else can
so then THEY log out and can see it and reply to it via the same method.

Basically two people make posting really tedious for each other.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
can't you just put it in a safe and put the safe in a swimming pool and fill the swimming pool with sharks
?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I'll tell you what it is, it's fucking bent, that's what it is.
It's so bent, I'm about to go Russian on it.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Dunno what you're talking about, you're all a bunch o sweethearts
I only get upset when there's bitching and moaning about Waitrose being all out of the MOST LUSH limited edition Grey Poupon with a hint of Horse Minge and now my nommy sammich is RUINED and my life is OVER when there's STARVING CHILDREN OF THE STREETS OF BLACKPOOL! PERSPECTIVE YOU FUCKS!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Have you been at the cooking sherry again, Reg?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Anything said about me is fine,
I don't have to come here and read it.
Anything personal about anyone close to me would be assessed individually. Hopefully it won't happen.

Alt. No idea
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I'm almost constantly crying tangles

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Let it all out, big guy.
You're with friends now.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Well, apart from Poppet - she hates you.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
this is making it worse, tears are now literally ejaculating from my eyes

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Don't worry about it man.
I mean, it's only Poppet that hates you. And a few others. But none of the good ones. Apart from... nothing. It's fine. You ignore those 'cyberbullies'. I don't believe what they say about you anyway - I always delete the gazzes, I don't even read them honest.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'll have to go on ask.com if you wont tell me

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2042721
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'm not sure which makes me more nauseated...

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Nauseated with desire?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Contempt, dear Vippers, contempt.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Equally as good

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I figured you'd approve.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You know me too well

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Alright Barbara Dickson

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Wasn't he good?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Oh so good.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Wasn't he fine?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Oh so fine.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Guys, this is madness

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Look, we're both pining over the fact that the object of our desire is unattainable
so kindly fuck off and leave us be, eh?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
He's ruined our moment DG. Ruined it.
*sobs*
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Isn't this madness?


No, looks like The Selecter from here
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Pauline Black?
No I think she's half-caste
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
'Is that Pauline Black?'

'well put it this way, I'm pretty sure that ain't 'San Tropez''
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I'm going to admit to being a little lost
But it's all still tickling my funny bone.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
By which i, of course, mean
My penis
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
unfortunately.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Alt.
Venus De Milo or Clay Pigeons?
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
as long as he can get one in the hand or two in the bush or something

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I don't even know if venus de milo has a bush

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
It's more of a rockery.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
HAHA!! THE KNIGHTS OF NO!!
WE WOULD LIKE A ROCKERY!!!!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
HAHAHA! LOOK, THIS BUDGIE ISN'T ALIVE!!!!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I fucking loved the Goon Show!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Tim Brooke-Taylor was my favourite

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I loved his trademark union flag sweaters.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
GOONIES!!! GOONY GOONY YUM YUMMMMM
Ah they were ace, 'and it's goodnight from me'...classic.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I loved that silly dance they did at the end after singing Bring me Sunshine.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Oh yeaththat bit was brilliant.
My favouite character was the punk one, 'Noel'.

'oh, I'm a bummer'


CLASSIC
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Nah, Bald Rick was the best, he always had a cunning plan involving Cliff Richard.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Yeah and that Alexis Sayle from Dallas - 'hello Jim, do you have a car?'
ACE
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Well she aint got no arms, so every fiddle helps

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Well I think we can all agree not to talk about any of those things ever again.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Stop being a pterrible bully.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
oh nice. NICE

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
If a little MARR
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2042784
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah but I've already shagged you, jog on eh

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Fair point, good luck cobber!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
THIS ISN'T HELPING

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
It can be good fun but when the popular page is full of people asking you to kill yourself it wears you down a little.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
you know you can make it all go away

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
True but then it becomes a 'hahaha, x put me on 2.0' moment. Plus the board gets awfully quiet :/

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I think he was suggesting that you kill yourself

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
You shit :(

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
To be fair there is nothing on the popular page about how you should die, just that it must happen, you disk-throwing fuckmonkey.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I think comments about having your foot lopped off are out of order.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Some people just don't know when to toe the line, mate

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Shut it, Stumpy

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Are you all right?

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Fine, mate. Thx.
Doctors! Give Em an inch, they take a foot and then you haven't got a leg to stand on!
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
you've hit the nail on the head here

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
it's like they've got no sole

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
People are just so quick to hop on the bandwagon

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I'm NO SHOEre what's going on to be honest

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Treat yourself to some cheese & bunion crisps.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I bet you feel lonely and CORNfused

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
He should hire a personal trainer to help.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Don't worry, Stunned
Pun threads never have any legs.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
They simply flip flop along.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
People who do that should be booted off the site.

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
They haven't got a leg to stand on

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
CUNTS!

(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

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