Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where is the line drawn?Are there any subjects or insults you would consider 'too far' when posting on here?
Have you ever been eye-arr-ell upset and/or angry at words you have seen here?
Talk about your feelings, it's healthy to let it all out.
Alt: Clay birds?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:35,
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Comments about people's kids aren't acceptable. Everything else is normally fair game; particularly if it's based on something you have posted about.I've received a lot of provocation on here, which very occasionally gets to me, but doesn't get to me as often as the main culprit would like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:38,
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Do you want to share a name with the group?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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You and Bobby used to have a bit of a to-do that occasionally strayed into horrid things said about your kidand you two seem to get along alright now.
If you don't open up about your feelings how can
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42,
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Why the fuck are comments about peoples kids unnacceptable?You fucking retard.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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*sigh*Alright, you can talk about your lunch instead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:38,
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I'm doing a shit in my mates mouth for his lunch.Then he's shitting in my mouth about 7 o'clock for my tea.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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I'm hoping to push a few boundaries with this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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It's ok - I don't care about anybody's lunch.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04,
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not even mine?that hurts, man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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He's just being a cunt Monts.It's okay. You can tell me about your lunch.
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Ham baguette - mustard - tomato.DONE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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Is the mustard inside its Best Before date?I'll be honest, it's usually still pretty good after that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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THERE IS NO LINEI don't think anything is too far, as long as it's funny.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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You're asking a lot with that last bit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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I quite frankly couldn't care lessAnything posted on here is fair game. People know what this site is all about so if you dont like it, then FUCK OFF
My feelings are zen like now I've finished last night's pizza off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:40,
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I agree with this.Plus I couldn't give a fuck what anyone says since being put on anti depressants. Hurrah!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:41,
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I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS POST!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:42,
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I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT YOUR FACE!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT GOING FROM HAVING NO JOB TO POTENTIALLY HAVING TWO!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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This may in fact be a lie.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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I WOULD POTENTIALLY BE UPSET ABOUT THIS TOO(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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I'm fucking sobbing into my keyboard as we speak!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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You'll be sobbing into two keyboards soon.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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First there is a pizza.Then there is no pizza.
Then there is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:44,
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i bet he paid for his own pizzaeither in cash or karma
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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Food poisoning lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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I think everything is fair gamea) as long as it's funny, and
b) as long as it's not genuinely offensive to the person in question. If they have asked you politely to stay about from a certain topic but you do so anyway, it's ungentlemanly and somewhat crass not to do so. Unless you genuinely hate this person for some reason which is a bit odd unless they've IRL fucked you over in a Brayndedd/Sexface stylee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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Dear MontyPlease politely stay about from a certain topic.
Best wishes,
Froggy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:48,
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That's what I like to see. A bit o' fucking respect.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:51,
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I can't think of anyone on this board that I don't particularly care for.The ones I've met I've liked, and the one's I haven't seem OK. Even Rory's mellowed a bit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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Cooee!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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Or unless you weren't aware that the person had asked that people stayed about from that topic.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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And then amended their sig once they had been made aware and didn't mention it again. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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I finally feel comfortable bringing this up thanks montycan everybody please stop mentioning pteranodons, they are a trigger word for me
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:13,
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Is it all pterosaurs, or am I ok to talk about Rhamphorhynchus?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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oh god I'm hyperventilating why is he such a prick?why?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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I'm a pterrible person(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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It's really fucking stupid to be upset eye arr ell about something on a website. said by people you've never met, about subjects they know nothing about.Which probably explains why I have let myself get upset on more than one occasion.
Oddly enough, I've had loads of apologies for things people have said on here that they think might upset me, but none over things that actually did upset me.
Gor figure, eh?
Alt: Ask Bill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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I see B3ta as pretty hands-off in general, /ot particularly so.I have noticed that racism and homophobia do tend to be right out if it comes across as serious, non-ironiclol, though.
Alt: Sainsbury's lonely lunch for one povvo - £3 for a sandwich, crisps, and a momentarily depression-reducing drink.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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*IRL cries*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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I was gonna go with darkie cunt, but this'll do.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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Mentioning real names isn't on either.Which happened to me twice last Friday (full name, not just first name).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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I managed to delete the post above to remove both examples. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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Phew, that was a close call, Clarence.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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I'm going to shit on your face in Bristol. I'll make sure I've got the runs an' all.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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You'd have to stand on someone's shoulders.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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Is Battered being a little hypocritical here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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I've never posted anyone's full name. Nor would I.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Full name, fair point.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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I have been made cross once or twice because of things I've read on B3tabut I don't think I should mention them as there would never be an end to it.
Alt: RAAAGHH!!! it's driving me nuts!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Is this about biscuits?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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BISCUIT RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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I imagine you only get cross once Thursday rolls round and your QOTW suggestions have been overlooked AGAIN.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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He's a shoe in for this week's topic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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I'm still waiting for'How many times have you thrown up in your entire life?'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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Vomit talesThat would produce some good stories.
"During the week that Skyrim came out, I ate 40 family size bags of Wotsits and puked so much, I had to replace my ergonomic keyboard!"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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You're not allowed to talk about sex workers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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Just me?Or 'you' in general?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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frankly, if you're good looking enough that people want to pay you to sleep with them, hoorah for youwhat's WEIRD is pointing out things on a forum to someone who doesn't participate in it, and therefore has no reason to read it. the only purpose in doing that would be JUST to upset them. who would do that, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:57,
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Shut up love... heres a fiverPut some lippy on and meet me behind the bike shed
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real life names etc are not oknor is anything that would allow someone else to identify you, unless you choose to share it.
other than that, it's words on the internet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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Unless your b3ta name is in fact your real name anyway.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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hello sexy beastwhoops sorry, gave that one away
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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Everyone knows my name is Max Power IRLThe name you want to touch, but you mustn't touch!
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Why does it matter if people can identify you? The 4 change track you down and harassment thing isn't likely here is it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59,
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Someone once emailed someone's work or something(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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Oh the chompy Ringo thing? Yeah, well, that was all a bit daft.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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I miss Bou =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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Chompy once linked Swipe's work website on here, which was a bit naughty. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Al once told everyone that I was the /OT mod.But then, he only heard it from battered, whom I had asked not to tell anyone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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I don't think anyone believed him anyway.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Kids maybe? I have had a couple of more than calm rants at people, and I think once someone was a bit too spot on about my life when I was drunk.
Alt: what?
I saw a large group of miserable people yesterday at Oxford's Geek Night. One of my favourite was a whale man in a "Han shot first" t-shirt and a group of 3 in XKCD t-shirts
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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You probably would have lost it, The worse thing was a Russian girl had heard about it, not been before, came alone, and it was like vultures around a nice fresh antelope.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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All desperately hoping she's here looking for a passportand trying to impress her by reciting Linux code from memory
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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To be honest, some of them were ok, It was a developer and coding publishing thing, so some were normal people and quite nice, but god almighty there were some stereotypical geek losers
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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I looked at my calendar today and I've wriiten "Clay Birds?" on the top of SeptemberAnd I have no fucking idea what it means. It's driving me crazy, Windus.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:59,
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Bald monkey probably. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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No, I don't think soI mean....clay birds? It doesn't make sense.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04,
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Are you supposed to be clay pigeon shooting today?Or maybe picking up a sculpture for mrs hats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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No, pretty sure it's neither of those thingsIt's taught me to write more specific notes to myself though
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Or these cunts ? www.londonclaybirds.co.uk
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:04,
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I was really upset at how long it took me to figure out what 'eye-arr-ell' meantThis obviously means I'm probably too thick to know when I'm being insulted, thus avoiding upset and anger.
Alt *extends middle finger*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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Oh dear god I used to get eye-arr-ell upset here sometimes. Hasn't happened for a fair long while though. Must have mellowed out or matured or some shit like that.
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You are only just an adult now though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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This is true.It's weird. I don't like it. Bills? Rent? Grocery shopping? fuck that. I want to go back to watching Telly and playing Atari.
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Take a tip from Twoey - he spends all day watching telly and playing Atari and keeps a wife to take care of those other things.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Oh, I'm living the life, alrightI'm eating so much vegetarian food recently Tangled. I reckon I've almost off-set my carnivorous footprint.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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You ought to be aware that when you do eventually leave your wife to come and live with me, it will pretty much be only vegetarian food.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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I can dig thatAlthough I might nip down to the shed for the occasional cheeky sausage. Ahem.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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I'm sure tangle's shed is only full of hard-core quorn(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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So you're saying I should keep a wife to take care of those things???I can do that. Not right now, but I can do that. Not sure that she'll agree though.
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You signed up when you were a mere child.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:01,
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I noel what you mean.SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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Tee Hee EeeAlright P'dawl? How's the southern hemisphere at the moment? True story, I have 3 friends who have moved there over the last year, fucking well jell of their life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Southern Hemisphere is cold and wet. Just like England. I like it.First time I've properly been on here in a while. I miss you fuck knuckles sometimes.
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Hah, don't be gay, we reckon you're safe-as too =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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yeah, because the internet was better than the "social life" I had available.(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Or it's to do with Noel hardly ever posting anymore. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:02,
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FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID AUSSIE DRONGO. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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I dunno what I'm doing to be honest bonzo. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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I'm actually quite slim and fairly handsome. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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He looks like the lovechild of Eric Stoltz and The Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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I suppose if someone would take offense then its a bit out of orderBut I like to think that 99% of the time the insults are just ribbing in jest and taken as such.
because and lets be honest here we are all cunts
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You're the worst cunt of the lot.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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I reckon anything that extends it outside of b3ta is crossing the lines.For example
- Stalking someone's girlfriend on twitter
- Going through people's Flickr/social-network accounts and using information from there / contacting people from there.
- Starting up lies and rumours about someone with the intention to get them excluded... to take the piss is alright, encuridged even, but its a bit nasty and snide if it's intention is to actually break up friendships.
I reckon everything else is fair game.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:05,
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Even if their girlfriend is really fit?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Well no of course notif she is proper fit then its fine to creepy stalk them
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I'm not going to cock block myself that I'm just 'following', 'liking', 'pinning','thumbs up', 'vineing', 'tweeting', 'friending', 'del.ici.ous', 'ICQ' and [whatever Geocities called it] her.. hoping they have a big fight.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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Haha, there is a new super stalky feature in facebook.
I should point out here that i'm parodying myself, I don't think i've ever sent a friend request in years.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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You've seen the way I live, ain't no way a girls gonna live with me.And I'm _waaaay_ too apathetic and lazy to change my ways.
Gluttony is the best I can hope for, and i'm happy with that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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Change the way you live, you silly cunt x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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hah, initho(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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Where do you stand on meeting up, not paying g your way and doing crap sex on someone?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Hay ! I paid for the flights up to aberdeen ! I paid my way !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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Planes go to Aberdeen?My amazement of the world never seems to cease.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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of course they do.Aberdeen is one of the wealthiest cities in the UK and is a major player in the oil and gas industry.
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Shows how much I know about our Scottish brothers(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Yup, that why I reckon Aberdeen isn't that far because distance doesn't matter to me, only the time it takes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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I may have got up in arms a few times on here.I cannot have my good name besmirched!
Everything needs to be taken with a pinch of salt on here. Who are we to dictate what humour is to be censored?
I have ranted about the anti LGBT happenings in Russia today, or moreso the lack of media coverage. Even went so far as to write to Number 10 and The White House. (I know, what an idiot).
Not on here though. Im not *that* stupid.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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I know there are countries that have a beheading policy for gay occurringsbut this is a "civilised" european country, showing public beatings?
Plus we're skipping over there for the Winter Olympics and there has been hardly any media coverage or even any mention from our governing bodies about it?!
Apart from America, who are pissed at Snowden for telling the world what they already knew.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:15,
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yeah but have you seen the pictures that Putinlikes to put out there... I am going to suggest there are some pretty deep closets in his house.
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I love the airbrushed ones with makeup on(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Fair enough though, eh?I mean, woolly woofters? ERRRRR
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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I'm not a massive fan of poofs myself but human rights innit.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Yeah I suppose so.OK. The beheading this is a bit off, I'll give you that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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Accusing people of defriending you pn facebook over spmething lameWhen the actual defriending happened at least a month prior to that and for no particular reason is pretty off if you ask me.
Also, i'm given to understand that i punched someone on a bash? Who was it and why?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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You'd be amazed how often that happens(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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AWESOME.I bet it was Kroney. Everyone wants to punch him a little bit I think.
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I'm fairly sure it was someone i haven't met(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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I haven't even been to a bash, maybe you punched me(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Let's go with thatAnd to hell with the consequences
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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People can't work out if they want to punch me or kiss me.It's part of my ineffable mystique.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Yeah, well, you're an Australianyou're all dirty savages that don't know how to deal with anyone or anything unless physical violence is involved.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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You're thinking of the scottish(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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Oi'll batter yez!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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I'm *always* thinking about the Scottish.It's the skirts. Rawr.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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Nope, it's not anyone or anything.Just you. And the guy downstairs who is playing Taylor Fucking Swift on repeat.
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Bloody hell, it's Vippers. Again.Twice in one week, you must really miss us.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Naa, i'm illOnly so much wanking one can do to pass the time
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Gotta let the spods recharge; gotcha.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Or 'VIP Ross' as he makes his wife call him during 'congress'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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"Five stars, a tour de force"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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I can't work out why a laptop won't encryptbloobloobloo :'(
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Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:17,
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Maybe the magic pixie dust has run out.You should get some more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Maybe it has you on 2.0Did you slag off its missus?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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What is this 2.0 i am not really hearing about?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Super Ignore.If you put someone on ignore, you can't see each other's posts. Except that you can, if you log out specially to look.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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Has b3ta become like a desolate wasteland to you?Ok, more like a desolate wasteland
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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Yes.When they introduced it, I thought everyone but me had died.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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You must have exhausted yourself in a frenzy of self-delight at the very prospect(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Two very much opposing views from youAnd the Marquis de Montalban there
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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If someone is being a dick, not only do you get to ignore them, you get to annoy them so much they won't shut up about it.(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That does sound pretty good...(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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The thing is, there's a programming flaw.As soon as you log out, you can see everything. You can then reply to your ignorer, because you put your login details in at the same time as you reply SO.....the reply gets posted as part of your login, but you can no longer see it because you're being ignored.
I've been tormenting a chap on QOTW by this convoluted method, for getting on for a year now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Listen to you"There's a programming flaw" you fucking nerd
How can they see it if they are ignoring you though?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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they can't but everyone else canso then THEY log out and can see it and reply to it via the same method.
Basically two people make posting really tedious for each other.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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can't you just put it in a safe and put the safe in a swimming pool and fill the swimming pool with sharks?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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I'll tell you what it is, it's fucking bent, that's what it is.It's so bent, I'm about to go Russian on it.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Dunno what you're talking about, you're all a bunch o sweetheartsI only get upset when there's bitching and moaning about Waitrose being all out of the MOST LUSH limited edition Grey Poupon with a hint of Horse Minge and now my nommy sammich is RUINED and my life is OVER when there's STARVING CHILDREN OF THE STREETS OF BLACKPOOL! PERSPECTIVE YOU FUCKS!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Have you been at the cooking sherry again, Reg?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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Anything said about me is fine,I don't have to come here and read it.
Anything personal about anyone close to me would be assessed individually. Hopefully it won't happen.
Alt. No idea
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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I'm almost constantly crying tangles(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Let it all out, big guy.You're with friends now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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Well, apart from Poppet - she hates you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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this is making it worse, tears are now literally ejaculating from my eyes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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Don't worry about it man.I mean, it's only Poppet that hates you. And a few others. But none of the good ones. Apart from... nothing. It's fine. You ignore those 'cyberbullies'. I don't believe what they say about you anyway - I always delete the gazzes, I don't even read them honest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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I'll have to go on ask.com if you wont tell me(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2042721
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Nauseated with desire?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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Equally as good(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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You know me too well(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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Oh so good.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Oh so fine.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Look, we're both pining over the fact that the object of our desire is unattainableso kindly fuck off and leave us be, eh?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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He's ruined our moment DG. Ruined it.*sobs*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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Isn't this madness?No, looks like The Selecter from here
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Pauline Black?No I think she's half-caste
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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'Is that Pauline Black?''well put it this way, I'm pretty sure that ain't 'San Tropez''
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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I'm going to admit to being a little lostBut it's all still tickling my funny bone.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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By which i, of course, meanMy penis
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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as long as he can get one in the hand or two in the bush or something(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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I don't even know if venus de milo has a bush(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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It's more of a rockery.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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HAHA!! THE KNIGHTS OF NO!!WE WOULD LIKE A ROCKERY!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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HAHAHA! LOOK, THIS BUDGIE ISN'T ALIVE!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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I fucking loved the Goon Show!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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Tim Brooke-Taylor was my favourite(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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I loved his trademark union flag sweaters.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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GOONIES!!! GOONY GOONY YUM YUMMMMMAh they were ace, 'and it's goodnight from me'...classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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I loved that silly dance they did at the end after singing Bring me Sunshine.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Oh yeaththat bit was brilliant.My favouite character was the punk one, 'Noel'.
'oh, I'm a bummer'
CLASSIC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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Nah, Bald Rick was the best, he always had a cunning plan involving Cliff Richard.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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Yeah and that Alexis Sayle from Dallas - 'hello Jim, do you have a car?'ACE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Well she aint got no arms, so every fiddle helps(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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Well I think we can all agree not to talk about any of those things ever again.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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If a little MARRwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2042784
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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Yeah but I've already shagged you, jog on eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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Fair point, good luck cobber!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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THIS ISN'T HELPING(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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It can be good fun but when the popular page is full of people asking you to kill yourself it wears you down a little.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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you know you can make it all go away(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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True but then it becomes a 'hahaha, x put me on 2.0' moment. Plus the board gets awfully quiet :/(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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I think he was suggesting that you kill yourself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:08,
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To be fair there is nothing on the popular page about how you should die, just that it must happen, you disk-throwing fuckmonkey.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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I think comments about having your foot lopped off are out of order. (, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Some people just don't know when to toe the line, mate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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Are you all right?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Fine, mate. Thx. Doctors! Give Em an inch, they take a foot and then you haven't got a leg to stand on!
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you've hit the nail on the head here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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it's like they've got no sole(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:00,
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People are just so quick to hop on the bandwagon(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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I'm NO SHOEre what's going on to be honest(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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Treat yourself to some cheese & bunion crisps.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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I bet you feel lonely and CORNfused(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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He should hire a personal trainer to help.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:03,
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People who do that should be booted off the site.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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